Thread 716494784

kino is back on the menu boys

Is she playing Miquella?

>>716494784 (OP)
Mods gonna auto-sage this thread like the huge shiteating niggers they are.

who

>>716494784 (OP)
She's that frumpy broad from that crappy Alien movie, she's awful.

>>716495201
Donk, the professional Counter Strike player

>>716494784 (OP)
LYNDON SEXOOO

Nobody asked for this movie.

can we just sign protest forms against these constant shitty film adaptions and save the studios some money

>>716495704
like why don't they just do surveys and ask people what movies they want like runescape does with updates
yeah people will complain regardless, but at least the majority will get what they want and it'll probably not bastardize MY nostalgia

Is this the kind of person we want in our video games?

>>716495810
>Don't you objectify us! Love us for our minds, our strength!
>Look at my tits through this giant tit window on my dress that looks like I put it on backwards though!
Bi-polar people?

>>716495776
you mean runescape surveys where the great unwashed just vote yes to everything that isn't pvp related?

>>716495704
>save the studios some money
The thing is this slew of vidya adaptations made crazy bucks now. It's not 2000s anymore; video game adaptations are the new superhero fad.

>>716496164
Women love to be objectified by chad, but hate when nonchads do it, jeet faggot.

>>716495704
Go to his Twitter and send death threats or mock the movie itself in the comments and get more likes. It worked with Sonicfags with his design.

>>716494784 (OP)
Its a video game movie so it has a 9 out ten chance of being shit, but hey, maybe we'll get lucky. Still, I wouldn't hold out hope.

>>716495704
You have to have ecelebs to influence their audiences against it. I don't think they care.

>>716496164
she literally never said that though?

This is the type of flop people would pay for when it gets cheap after failing first week only to sneak into another room and watch something else.

who could Moner play?

>>716497025
>mogged by the brown chick
Imagine being a snow cave monkey in 2025.

>>716495228
>frumpy

When are we getting better video game adaptations and not this slop?

>>716497098
well it's not any brown chick, it's Moner. But Cailee has a MUCH fatter ass

>>716497025
a brown maiden

Such a wasted opportunity that she didn't play ellie in the last of us tv show

>>716497996
I'm starting to be ok with that decision because the show is going to shit. Especially after playing the game recently. Even normiegram is dunking on it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1onCN8UNbNU

>>716494784 (OP)
>Wasted on a shit movie
Imagine being Cucklee rn.

who

>movie from a game with 0 story and no memorable characters
Why the fuck does this exist? I want to torture whoever is responsible.

>>716498506
It's a streaming show so nobody will actually watch it

>>716494784 (OP)
So they're really doing this? Who's writing the script?

>>716498629
it’s not a show it’s a feature film
>>716499634
alex garland :|

>>716499634
probably garland

>a24
but elden ring would need a pretty big budget and that's not something a24 does...

>>716496771
She's still young enough she needs to appeal to producers to get roles via casting couch. Once she's got a career going she'll join the collective shout. Nice hickey she's got there, btw.

>>716496771
She's still young and new enough she needs to maintain her casting couch appeal. If her career takes off (or really if it doesn't) she'll probably join the collective shout. Sidney Sweeney is a rare bird in Hollywood. The pressure to conform is immense.

>>716495810
AWOOOOOOOOOGA

Another game movie, meant to ruin it forever

I like game movies and TV shows because they're so fucking bad that they turn normalfags off of videogames

what the fuck is the plot even going to be? Are they going to boil down the entire game's plot into 2 hours?

>>716494784 (OP)
>Game's scenario is extremely vague, convoluted, with most of it being "show don't tell" or cryptic shit left and right that you have to piece together to have a barely intelligible idea of what is going on, unique style of story telling based on the feeling the creator felt when he was young and consumed entertainment in foreign languages he barely understood.
>Somehow they are going to make a show/movie out of this.
That's just not gonna happen.
These retard never managed to port Dune on the screen correctly despite the books not being THAT convoluted, but somehow it's akin to alchemy to them.
They couldn't be arsed to correctly port GoT, Fallout, and Witcher to the screen because of their retardation and political agenda or whatever brain mold they all seem to have been infected with.
Just try to imagine for a second the smoking pile of shit they are going to dump on the floor with this one.
I'm tempted to watch it just for the laugh.

>>716505694
It's already happening. This isn't by Microsoft so it won't be cancelled last minute. Now will it be good? probably not, but this is happening

>>716494784 (OP)
There is no way that they are making a fucking movie about Elden Ring

>>716505694
>These retard never managed to port Dune on the screen correctly
DUNC is good actually. One mediocre actress with too much screen time does not ruin it.

This shit is going to be awful since these games have 0 plot and narrative. At least with Fallout you have dialogue trees that lead to different outcomes and npc companions who actually talk in game.

>>716506246
>these games have 0 plot and narrative
lol, i find this funny and i don't even care that much about the plot, but i know it for the most part

feet status?

>>716506246
>Bethesda tard can't follow a basic story
lmao
The real problem with an elden ring movie is that the plot would not make for a good movie, because the story it tells involves too many people over too many places and too long a period of time.

>>716505694
>>716506246
there’s a ton of linear plot to elden ring, most of it just happened thousands of years before (You) got there. hopefully they focus on that stuff

>>716507563
The issue with making a movie about the shattering is that there's no protagonist. It's like a dozen major actors doing unrelated shit all over the world. I GUESS you could focus on Malenia's march to Caelid, as that's probably the longest stretch of continuious activity by any character in the lore, but a movie about an evil demigod nuking a continent to avoid losing a sword fight might not test too well with audiences.

>>716507773
who to cast as a red-headed giantess?

>>716507773
All the Tarnished NPCs can make for an excellent cast