Thread 716496820

>announce that your mascot is a friendzoned eunuch for muh family friendliness
>just results in an exponential increase of the amount of people shipping him with the genderswapped fiery turtle dragon

>>716496820 (OP)
Mario ends up with someone else probably that pauline bitch, luigi gets peach ans his daughter is rosalina (time travel nonsense happens and thats how she meets mario in galaxy)

Who does daisy end up with?

Mario having coitus with Bowsette makes me cum harder than you wouldn't believe. It might be gay. It . might even be transgender coded but I don't care. If my penis likes it then that means it's good.

>does literally everything right his whole life
>saves the princess, defeats bowser, wagies like a good goy earning his boss billions starring in video games, television and movies for 40+ years
>can't get a gf