Donkey Kong Bananza - /v/ (#716497676)

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:49:04 PM No.716497676
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Will she be forgotten about by Nintendo like Harriet was from Super Mario Odyssey?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:38 PM No.716497949
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:54 PM No.716498116
I think she has at least current generation staying power since people liked Void Co, but no one reallt gave a shit about broodals even when Odessey was brand spanking new (or before the release).
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:54 PM No.716498832
>>716497676 (OP)
I kinda want to fuck this monkey
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:11:48 PM No.716499485
>>716497676 (OP)
DKB is selling nowhere near as many copies as Odyssey, I would be surprised if she got the same amount of attention. i can only hope tho
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:21:43 PM No.716500287
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>>716498832
Same
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:23:06 PM No.716500383
>>716500287
I want to see Kong Bananza destroy her asshole
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:11 PM No.716500474
Shoo
Shoo
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>>716497676 (OP)
>Shitty "empowered wymin" zoomer hair
Into the trash it goes
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:13 PM No.716501117
>>716497676 (OP)
Does Nintendo ever really forget? Might take a decade but old characters come back every now and then.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:50 PM No.716501169
>>716500383
Amerisharts are obsessed with ass, anal, scat, farts. All homo
Thirdie status
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:01 PM No.716501268
>>716501169
Ok, but I'm not american.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:07 PM No.716501494
>>716497676 (OP)
Poppy is leagues better than that bunny. All of Bananza's Kongs are.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:47:25 PM No.716502356
I hope not. But I also hope most of the kings show up in a free update because it's been literal decades and I don't want to wait another 8 years (or possibly forever) to see a new design for the rest of the cast.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:36 PM No.716502452
>>716501494
They're all leagues ahead of everyone but Cranky and Diddy. The others need redesigns to fit the new style. Only thing I don't care for is Void's name.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:49:36 PM No.716502546
>>716500474
>Empowered
It's just a non-fro black haircut. Because she's black.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:50:03 PM No.716502589
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>>716500287
GYATT
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:51:45 PM No.716502740
>>716502546
>black person is a monkey
not very diverse of you...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:52:11 PM No.716502775
>>716497676 (OP)
The Void Co monkeys all have broad applicability outside of this game and have really strong designs. I could see them being used in future spinoffs or even major games.

The Broodals were designed *specifically* for Odyssey and don't work outside its context. Their designs are boring and way too specific.

The only problem is DK goes years without games while Mario shits a new piece of software out every two months.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:53:12 PM No.716502870
>>716502740
She's the only monkey in the series with black skin.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:53:49 PM No.716502939
>>716500474
it's 80s hair, man
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:55:45 PM No.716503072
>>716497676 (OP)
Maybe in MKW
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:56:05 PM No.716503104
>>716502939
He's a zoomer, he literally doesn't know what the 80s are.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:50 PM No.716503231
>>716503072
I could see it.

>Expansion Pass 1: "DK Bonanza", Voidco, K Rool and "Young Pauline", a bunch of recycled tracks.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:59:34 PM No.716503370
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>>716500287
>>716497949
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:03:03 PM No.716503630
I dunno why, but I really want to know if these designers would keep the 00s designs for the old Kongs but split the eyes (like Diddy/Dixie) or redo them entirely.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:03:30 PM No.716503669
>>716501268
Ok but you've been too influenced by them
Or you are just lying, ameripigs are good at that
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:03:53 PM No.716503697
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>>716499485
Did you get your info from this
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:06:39 PM No.716503928
>>716503669
I just like anal, anon, and none of the other stuff you mentioned.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:19:06 PM No.716504898
>>716503697
Is this one of the boycott fags?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:22:24 PM No.716505135
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Ryujinx 2 can't come soon enough.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:23:03 PM No.716505182
>>716505135
It really can't, ask again in 3-4 years
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:23:14 PM No.716505205
>>716503697
Is that guy retarded? Odyssey released on a Holiday after the switch being out for 8 months on a series that constantly gets new games. Bananza is the first 3d DK game in 25 years. Of course it's not to sell as much
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:30:03 PM No.716505789
>>716497676 (OP)
that's grumpy's wife
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:30:48 PM No.716505852
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>>716497676 (OP)
Hopefullly she wont get forgotten by degenerates. I really want to see her take a huge shit
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:35:02 PM No.716506206
Didn't Candy get retconned recently to being DK's cousin? Is she why?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:38:08 PM No.716506481
>>716506206
No. That's old as fuck and not even worth worrying about.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:09 PM No.716506661
>>716503697
>did not save
Is he implying the system is in need of saving?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:41:08 PM No.716506735
>>716506206
Candy is still implied to be DK's girlfriend in the Japanese text of Bananza.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:48:41 PM No.716507395
Probably, I mean Clawroline from that kirby game was forgotten instantly, and that design wasn't even trying to be subtle. Though maybe no one bought the game or something idk
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:48:57 PM No.716507425
>>716497676 (OP)
Shitcanning Hariet is one of the worst aspects about Nintendo pulling a Ministry of Truth on basically everything original from Odyssey.
Replies: >>716510021
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:50:32 PM No.716507551
>>716503697
I'm not sure why griftards are trying to pile on the Switch 2 en masse, but their ability to game the algorithm this hard is working.
Replies: >>716511765
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:51:02 PM No.716507595
>>716505852
finally. now to get the butt professional artists to deliver it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:51:05 PM No.716507601
>>716507395
Forgotten Land is the best-selling Kirby game at 7.5 million.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:55 PM No.716508604
>>716505182
Nah bro, by the time Ryujinx 2's out, Nintendo will have already softbrickโ€™d their own OS with five layered DRM wrappers and a coffee machine emulator. Might as well start learning Yuzu necromancy now.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:10:48 PM No.716509229
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>>716505135
Lmfao poor fag. SWITCH 2 PC Never ever!!
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:12:25 PM No.716509375
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>>716497949
when you make her orgasm 3 times in a row non-stop
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:17:10 PM No.716509772
>>716499485
Odyssey was sold with a larger install base and during the holiday shopping period where Nintendo makes the majority of their sales
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:19:37 PM No.716509960
>>716509375
when i give her the banana pie smoothie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:20:31 PM No.716510021
>>716507425
Her design really wasn't that good, anon.
Replies: >>716530984
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:26:11 PM No.716510489
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Replies: >>716510541
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:27:00 PM No.716510541
>>716510489
>when she sees your human cock
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:28:19 PM No.716510667
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>>716510541
You mean Kong cock.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:29:21 PM No.716510749
>>716510667
cock king too fat for her, when erect he is probably already at the size of her waist
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:30:39 PM No.716510885
>>716510749
Apes have tiny penises, anon
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:31:53 PM No.716511000
>>716510885
Kong is King of the Dong
The Expanded !
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:34:35 PM No.716511229
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She wants the donk of dk.
Way better than candy
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:35:52 PM No.716511343
>>716497676 (OP)
I didn't get it at first, but the more I see of this monke the more I want to do some monke business with her,.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:41:13 PM No.716511765
>>716507551
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:47:19 PM No.716512262
She seems to be getting less fan art than Harriet despite her being Uglier than Poppy
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:51:00 PM No.716512559
>>716511229
>Way better than candy
Candy's got bimbo appeal but there's something about Poppy's tight little gibbon body that makes an ape go BANANZA.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:52:53 PM No.716512726
>>716512262
Harriet more wholesome.
Its clear Poppy lies on the sexy scale.
Plus her game just released.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:31:48 PM No.716515883
monke
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:44:01 PM No.716516926
>>716505852
>>716505135
https://o.uguu.se/RtSjudzg.jpg
Yesh this sex monke needs to be taken down a peg.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:47:02 PM No.716517157
>>716516926
>uguu
wtf is that
reads like an puking noise
Replies: >>716517434
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:50:22 PM No.716517434
>>716517157
baka desu senpaitachi
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:50:56 PM No.716517474
>>716516926
man, why can't they just keep her flat.
Replies: >>716517595 >>716522145
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:52:20 PM No.716517595
>>716517474
because human loves big boobies
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:53:19 PM No.716517673
>>716510667
oh no he cheated on candy
Replies: >>716518367
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:54:03 PM No.716517724
Shes FOTM bait like Mineru.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:54:20 PM No.716517748
>>716509229
They actually let you punch her wow
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:55:58 PM No.716517875
>>716517748
DK supports women's rights
Replies: >>716518614
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:02:13 PM No.716518367
>>716517673
Nothing happened. Pauline is just a friend.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:05:32 PM No.716518614
>>716517748
>>716517875
EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS!
Replies: >>716519116
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:06:11 PM No.716518660
I have not played this game yet but WHERE THE FUCK IS TINY DAMNIT
Replies: >>716524162
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:06:33 PM No.716518686
>>716509229
And you losers said this game was woke.
Replies: >>716518789
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:07:52 PM No.716518789
>>716518686
Of course this game is woke, she never craps in her hand and flings it at DK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:08:22 PM No.716518825
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>>716512559
>tight little gibbon body
She's a Silvery Lutung
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:09:04 PM No.716518875
>>716516926
>Off model

Ruined.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:12:44 PM No.716519116
>>716518614
Equal rights, and equal lefts.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:14:27 PM No.716519224
>>716497676 (OP)
bro she low key kind baddie ykwim ong i would tap fr
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:18:24 PM No.716519514
>>716497676 (OP)
DK really should share a banana split with her, and ditch the MiA monkey bimbo who isn't even his canon girlfriend.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:22:00 PM No.716519752
>>716497676 (OP)
ich will poppy poppen
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:22:57 PM No.716519825
Does anyone have the edit someone made of DK's new design to make it look like his old one? I remember two threads were made about it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:31:39 PM No.716520467
>>716497676 (OP)
she's sexy but i dont think anyone will remember her in 2-3 weeks
Replies: >>716521827
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:44:40 PM No.716521425
>>716500287
cheeks
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:50:13 PM No.716521827
>>716520467
I wish she would get added to MKW
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:37 PM No.716521934
>>716497676 (OP)
I really didnโ€™t remember who Harriet was. Had to look it up.
>itโ€™s a stupid rabbit
I think Poppy is more memorable
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:54:22 PM No.716522145
>>716517474
This. The flatness is hot.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:08:13 PM No.716523121
I really hope Void shows up in another game.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:12:57 PM No.716523465
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>>716517748
That's why Nintendo is based. Everyone can hate on Nintendo and the Switch 2 all they want but the reality is they're one of the only companies left making attractive character designs and games that are whole fully original and innovative instead of derivative slop like souls clone 9001 or another rougelike.
Replies: >>716524291 >>716524829
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:14:36 PM No.716523572
>>716523121
Void Kong himself is just a great design.
Replies: >>716524357
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:15:43 PM No.716523641
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I always thought she was carrying around a purple butt plug but turns out it's just perfume.
Replies: >>716524704
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:18:24 PM No.716523838
Poppy Kong more like Cherry Popy Kong
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:19:36 PM No.716523927
>>716501169
Rent free
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:21:50 PM No.716524080
>>716517748
Twice
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:22:47 PM No.716524162
>>716518660
There is a reference to her when you get to New Donk City near the end, Lanky too
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:24:31 PM No.716524291
>>716509229
>>716523465
>gets punched a hundred times by retard strong hero
>brushes it off and engages in casual banter
She tanked that.
Replies: >>716532960
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:25:22 PM No.716524357
>>716523572
I just hate that he got cucked out of his own finale.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:28:51 PM No.716524614
https://files.catbox.moe/yrwvpv.jpg
Sucks that 99% of the porn gives her fat tits. Let flatties be flat.
Replies: >>716525395
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:30:06 PM No.716524704
>>716523641
I don't see why it can't be both.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:48 PM No.716524829
Engage Hots
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>>716523465
Same.
People say they are woke an in a lot of ways they are but they still understand that sexy designs are also an universal quality for people.
I still dont get how the switch was the onions console when Sony funds gay parades and does shit like ugly dykes.
Replies: >>716525741
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:33:53 PM No.716524982
>thread created hours ago, barely 100 replies
Hilarious how tendies have to force themselves to pretend this game isn't already forgotten
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:38:10 PM No.716525313
>>716500474
No, that's the hair shaved to one side style. This is just side swept.
Replies: >>716525743
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:20 PM No.716525395
>>716524614
That's some good shit, anon.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:41:30 PM No.716525559
>>716516926
I HATE PORN ARTISTS I HATE PORN ARTISTS I HATE PORN ARTISTS I HATE PORN ARTISTS GOD YOURE ALL SO BORING ALL YOU DO IS DRAW THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND ADD A DIFFERENT HEAD TO THE BODY AND PASS IT OFF AS SOMETHING NEW FUCK YOU AND YOUR GENERIC LOW IQ RETARD COOMER ART FUCK YOUU BORING PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:43:49 PM No.716525741
Nintendo has balls
Nintendo has balls
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>>716524829
Don't forget they had one of their protags get the harem ending complete with kids with all 3 girls.
Replies: >>716525859
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:43:50 PM No.716525743
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>>716500474
>>716525313
This is the actual dyke haircut.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:44:05 PM No.716525760
>>716505135
ofc female characters are banned to have tits today
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:45:35 PM No.716525859
>>716525741
Still amazing how a short 2 seconds scene bootyblasted so many liberals.
>Is that fucking heterosexual representation!?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:46:49 PM No.716525968
monkey sees action
monkey sees action
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>>716500287
Replies: >>716526040
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:47:06 PM No.716525985
>>716525859
I love how it immortalized Rex as an absolute Chad.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:47:56 PM No.716526040
>>716525968
Bro, that's your girl's baby sister.
Replies: >>716526271
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:49:14 PM No.716526146
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md5: 5e708b4e16c688cab019c41d2d92b7de๐Ÿ”
I want Poppy to suck my cock and leave gold lipstick marks all over it.
Replies: >>716529743
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:50:51 PM No.716526271
1742478661634491
1742478661634491
md5: c7ab1a450c22b16a2dae9bb9b90803e0๐Ÿ”
>>716526040
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:53:13 PM No.716526463
>>716502939
>>716503104
neither do you two apparently
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:02:48 AM No.716527125
>>716497676 (OP)
Zesty boi.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:04:05 AM No.716527217
>>716525859
It's just "ethical nonmonogamy". Surely they wouldn't have a problem with that?
Replies: >>716529334 >>716530594
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:14:39 AM No.716527981
Dong bananza
Dong bananza
md5: d6b111f5678b7f96dfe74635e9935183๐Ÿ”
>>716497676 (OP)
Nintendo might forget her, but I won't.
Replies: >>716528589
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:23:01 AM No.716528589
>>716527981
We need Hulk/Black Widow meme of this.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:28:29 AM No.716528993
>>716497676 (OP)
You wouldn't fuck a monkey, would you? That's how aids was created.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:33:31 AM No.716529334
>>716527217
>Ugh a le hecking male power fantasy!?
The same shit. They dont hate sexy perse they hate the sexy is aimed at men. If that was say a lesbian with her lesbian harem with magic blade babies they would be praising it.
Replies: >>716530594
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:34:36 AM No.716529410
Unironically, why would DK go for that slut Candy Kong, when he could go for a classy lady like Poppy?
Replies: >>716529667
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:38:15 AM No.716529667
>>716529410
He spend a game beating the shit out of her.
Anyways won't happen. Mario cant even be in a relationship with Peach. DK will be held to the same standard.
Replies: >>716529813 >>716529965
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:39:15 AM No.716529743
>>716526146
>Hairy monkey
>Randomly turns into skin around the armpit
Pitfags are so retarded
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:40:15 AM No.716529813
>>716529667
>He spend a game beating the shit out of her.
That just means they've established a power dynamic
Replies: >>716530107
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:42:14 AM No.716529965
>>716529667
Did you even play the game?
Once you defeat her the second time, she leaves Voidco and interacts with you amicably. You then bust her out of groovy jail and you work together to leave the groovy layer.
You even ask her to come along with you, and she considers it.
Then you meet her again post-game in the beginning area
Replies: >>716530107
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:43:55 AM No.716530107
>>716529813
Guess makes sense in a caveman way.

>>716529965
Not really. Cool if she hangs around and becomes a regular.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:46:32 AM No.716530285
>>716505135
HAHAHAHAHAHAgod i hate poorfags SO MUCH
Replies: >>716538320
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:47:53 AM No.716530376
1751749366600467
1751749366600467
md5: 942ea24ca3e3d6335e7b9fc7186edc48๐Ÿ”
>>716505135
>naked poppy mods
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:50:49 AM No.716530594
>>716525859
>>716527217
>>716529334
Literally zero liberals were offended by that. It was conservatives who seethed over this because they hate polyamory.
Replies: >>716535976
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:52:08 AM No.716530695
I just want to see cute ship art of Donkey Kong and Poppy Kong to be honest
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:56:15 AM No.716530984
Hariet
Hariet
md5: 83b5659d341adc4557d37573731c87ee๐Ÿ”
>>716510021
but, anon, she has a shortstack build
Replies: >>716531073
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:57:39 AM No.716531073
>>716530984
ugly face
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:58:11 AM No.716531123
1591532915758
1591532915758
md5: adf60d9659aa53de4bc6ffbfa6aa6995๐Ÿ”
you don't really masturbate to cartoon monkeys do you?
Replies: >>716531194 >>716531283 >>716531849 >>716532009 >>716532023 >>716533050 >>716535809
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:59:13 AM No.716531194
>>716531123
I come from the bloons thread, don't you dare underestimate me
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:59:20 AM No.716531208
22bdaebbda0104fba5fc8e5b64280667
22bdaebbda0104fba5fc8e5b64280667
md5: 48bd4524c26c79625bbe971bc91f6f82๐Ÿ”
reminder that Bananza takes place a decade before every mario game. She's canonically around milf age during the kart and sports games
Replies: >>716536671
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:00:30 AM No.716531283
>>716531123
Only Kremling woman for me but I think the DK threads here are pretty neato when they aren't poop flinging
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:08:39 AM No.716531849
1683214027429329
1683214027429329
md5: a87c3fc25245245514b4b5e254b338cf๐Ÿ”
>>716531123
Are trying to say we should masturbate to real monkeys instead?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:10:53 AM No.716532001
>>716523121
Him screaming like his flesh is being torn off during Pauline's tantrum is still legitimately the funniest thing in the game for me
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:10:56 AM No.716532009
file
file
md5: 5ed1042e7b641abec6bb21fc6216d5ae๐Ÿ”
>>716531123
>93-98.7% genetic similarity to humans
Replies: >>716536542
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:11:15 AM No.716532023
>>716531123
I just did today. You have a problem with that?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:12:46 AM No.716532103
massive ostrich foot
massive ostrich foot
md5: 63b409fb40b075545c0e838f742c910c๐Ÿ”
Everyone talks about Paulineโ€™s feet, but not this goddess of an elder whose foot could squish DK. Just imagine being a wad of gum on the underside of her sneakerโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:14:21 AM No.716532217
>>716525859
Are the libs in the room with us?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:15:28 AM No.716532293
Has anyone clipped the audio of her saying "banana" after donkey kong asks her for bananas?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:16:27 AM No.716532357
>>716497676 (OP)
who the fuck is harriet
Replies: >>716532430 >>716532792
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:17:29 AM No.716532430
>>716532357
I have no idea but I assume it's that one rabbit slut that's vaguely in the corner of my memory
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:23:01 AM No.716532792
1753572166975
1753572166975
md5: 0967bcbe82be9f9f5023548b5fca0d54๐Ÿ”
>>716532357
Breedable bun from Mario Odyssey.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:23:15 AM No.716532809
DK Bananza - Summer 2025
DK Bananza - Summer 2025
md5: 06e46ec44c60cc31004681fa5d97bfea๐Ÿ”
>>716497676 (OP)
She'll be forgotten before long unless Nintendo pushes these new characters into other projects, which is unlikely unless Bananza becomes a major hit that warrants spinoffs.
Replies: >>716532895 >>716532901 >>716533065 >>716535409
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:24:17 AM No.716532895
>>716532809
Why do they have moustaches?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:24:22 AM No.716532901
>>716532809
SHAVED
MONKE
PUSI
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:25:20 AM No.716532960
>>716524291
Kongs are a superior race.
Replies: >>716536804
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:26:32 AM No.716533047
>>716497676 (OP)
They established all of them surviving and gave both her and Grumpy a new business postgame so I wouldn't be surprised if they kept them as part of the cast.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:26:34 AM No.716533050
>>716531123
not until a artist draws her butt extra detailed
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:26:48 AM No.716533065
>>716532809
supposedly K Rool and Void' va's are in the Mario Kart World credits and they aren't listed to voice any specific character in that game yet so they could be coming World as dlc and Nintendo is fully intent on using them in future spinoffs. Could also be that their va's voice some random npcs in the game and we don't know and it isn't a case of the devs accidentally spoiling who's coming in as dlc
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:00:54 AM No.716535409
>>716532809
more shitty off-model art very cool
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:06:23 AM No.716535809
>>716531123
so what if we do? you should try it anon. it's satisfying.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:08:43 AM No.716535976
>>716530594
Horseshit, bro. Libs can be even worse prudes about this shit. It being straight and 1 guy 3 girls would rattle their noggins to no end. They're the type to get mad at the dumbest shit possible.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:17:48 AM No.716536542
>>716532009
we're also 50% genetically similar to bananas, you wouldn't pleasure yourself with one would you?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:18:45 AM No.716536612
GwzygHoXgAAupcx
GwzygHoXgAAupcx
md5: e301112d92508325ef595f6ad122c5ff๐Ÿ”
For me, it's Abracajabya.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:19:47 AM No.716536662
00b01d69f7dbcd05c841d45cfc76deb8
00b01d69f7dbcd05c841d45cfc76deb8
md5: 2f5147fcb371ba8a2963ea4637a32915๐Ÿ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyGE4KaGyc4 (8:21)

I love how you can tell there were definitely a few dudes in the Nintendo store audience that 100% wanted to fuck her
Replies: >>716537283 >>716537908
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:19:55 AM No.716536671
1280
1280
md5: 07c27c5b4481f70d835fc628f28b941a๐Ÿ”
>>716531208
>She's canonically around milf age during the kart and sports games
She Jr's mom?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:22:12 AM No.716536804
>>716532960
I was gonna say, Kongs are just built different, I guess.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:29:40 AM No.716537283
>>716536662
ape pussy unlocks one's inner ape.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:33:19 AM No.716537506
>>716500474
You are late dude, there was a "it's a they/them non binary character!" conspiracy when the character was revealed by your favorite rage baiters.
Replies: >>716538350
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:40:11 AM No.716537908
>>716536662
I bought my Switch 2 at that store but I'd sooner be caught dead than be there for a Nintendo Direct.
Replies: >>716538330
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:46:29 AM No.716538320
>>716530285
Well I wuv u
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:46:37 AM No.716538330
>>716537908
Imagine the smell
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:46:55 AM No.716538350
>>716537506
>dude
>conspiracy
Low iq moment.