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Anonymous No.716497676 [Report] >>716498832 >>716499485 >>716500474 >>716501117 >>716501494 >>716502775 >>716503072 >>716505789 >>716505852 >>716507425 >>716511343 >>716519224 >>716519514 >>716519752 >>716520467 >>716521934 >>716527125 >>716527981 >>716528993 >>716532357 >>716532809 >>716533047
Donkey Kong Bananza
Will she be forgotten about by Nintendo like Harriet was from Super Mario Odyssey?
Anonymous No.716497949 [Report] >>716503370 >>716509375
Anonymous No.716498116 [Report]
I think she has at least current generation staying power since people liked Void Co, but no one reallt gave a shit about broodals even when Odessey was brand spanking new (or before the release).
Anonymous No.716498832 [Report] >>716500287
>>716497676 (OP)
I kinda want to fuck this monkey
Anonymous No.716499485 [Report] >>716503697 >>716509772
>>716497676 (OP)
DKB is selling nowhere near as many copies as Odyssey, I would be surprised if she got the same amount of attention. i can only hope tho
Anonymous No.716500287 [Report] >>716500383 >>716502589 >>716503370 >>716521425 >>716525968
>>716498832
Same
Anonymous No.716500383 [Report] >>716501169
>>716500287
I want to see Kong Bananza destroy her asshole
Anonymous No.716500474 [Report] >>716502546 >>716502939 >>716525313 >>716525743 >>716537506
>>716497676 (OP)
>Shitty "empowered wymin" zoomer hair
Into the trash it goes
Anonymous No.716501117 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
Does Nintendo ever really forget? Might take a decade but old characters come back every now and then.
Anonymous No.716501169 [Report] >>716501268 >>716523927
>>716500383
Amerisharts are obsessed with ass, anal, scat, farts. All homo
Thirdie status
Anonymous No.716501268 [Report] >>716503669
>>716501169
Ok, but I'm not american.
Anonymous No.716501494 [Report] >>716502452
>>716497676 (OP)
Poppy is leagues better than that bunny. All of Bananza's Kongs are.
Anonymous No.716502356 [Report]
I hope not. But I also hope most of the kings show up in a free update because it's been literal decades and I don't want to wait another 8 years (or possibly forever) to see a new design for the rest of the cast.
Anonymous No.716502452 [Report]
>>716501494
They're all leagues ahead of everyone but Cranky and Diddy. The others need redesigns to fit the new style. Only thing I don't care for is Void's name.
Anonymous No.716502546 [Report] >>716502740
>>716500474
>Empowered
It's just a non-fro black haircut. Because she's black.
Anonymous No.716502589 [Report]
>>716500287
GYATT
Anonymous No.716502740 [Report] >>716502870
>>716502546
>black person is a monkey
not very diverse of you...
Anonymous No.716502775 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
The Void Co monkeys all have broad applicability outside of this game and have really strong designs. I could see them being used in future spinoffs or even major games.

The Broodals were designed *specifically* for Odyssey and don't work outside its context. Their designs are boring and way too specific.

The only problem is DK goes years without games while Mario shits a new piece of software out every two months.
Anonymous No.716502870 [Report]
>>716502740
She's the only monkey in the series with black skin.
Anonymous No.716502939 [Report] >>716503104 >>716526463
>>716500474
it's 80s hair, man
Anonymous No.716503072 [Report] >>716503231
>>716497676 (OP)
Maybe in MKW
Anonymous No.716503104 [Report] >>716526463
>>716502939
He's a zoomer, he literally doesn't know what the 80s are.
Anonymous No.716503231 [Report]
>>716503072
I could see it.

>Expansion Pass 1: "DK Bonanza", Voidco, K Rool and "Young Pauline", a bunch of recycled tracks.
Anonymous No.716503370 [Report]
>>716500287
>>716497949
Anonymous No.716503630 [Report]
I dunno why, but I really want to know if these designers would keep the 00s designs for the old Kongs but split the eyes (like Diddy/Dixie) or redo them entirely.
Anonymous No.716503669 [Report] >>716503928
>>716501268
Ok but you've been too influenced by them
Or you are just lying, ameripigs are good at that
Anonymous No.716503697 [Report] >>716504898 >>716505205 >>716506661 >>716507551
>>716499485
Did you get your info from this
Anonymous No.716503928 [Report]
>>716503669
I just like anal, anon, and none of the other stuff you mentioned.
Anonymous No.716504898 [Report]
>>716503697
Is this one of the boycott fags?
Anonymous No.716505135 [Report] >>716505182 >>716509229 >>716516926 >>716525760 >>716530285 >>716530376
Ryujinx 2 can't come soon enough.
Anonymous No.716505182 [Report] >>716508604
>>716505135
It really can't, ask again in 3-4 years
Anonymous No.716505205 [Report]
>>716503697
Is that guy retarded? Odyssey released on a Holiday after the switch being out for 8 months on a series that constantly gets new games. Bananza is the first 3d DK game in 25 years. Of course it's not to sell as much
Anonymous No.716505789 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
that's grumpy's wife
Anonymous No.716505852 [Report] >>716507595 >>716516926
>>716497676 (OP)
Hopefullly she wont get forgotten by degenerates. I really want to see her take a huge shit
Anonymous No.716506206 [Report] >>716506481 >>716506735
Didn't Candy get retconned recently to being DK's cousin? Is she why?
Anonymous No.716506481 [Report]
>>716506206
No. That's old as fuck and not even worth worrying about.
Anonymous No.716506661 [Report]
>>716503697
>did not save
Is he implying the system is in need of saving?
Anonymous No.716506735 [Report]
>>716506206
Candy is still implied to be DK's girlfriend in the Japanese text of Bananza.
Anonymous No.716507395 [Report] >>716507601
Probably, I mean Clawroline from that kirby game was forgotten instantly, and that design wasn't even trying to be subtle. Though maybe no one bought the game or something idk
Anonymous No.716507425 [Report] >>716510021
>>716497676 (OP)
Shitcanning Hariet is one of the worst aspects about Nintendo pulling a Ministry of Truth on basically everything original from Odyssey.
Anonymous No.716507551 [Report] >>716511765
>>716503697
I'm not sure why griftards are trying to pile on the Switch 2 en masse, but their ability to game the algorithm this hard is working.
Anonymous No.716507595 [Report]
>>716505852
finally. now to get the butt professional artists to deliver it
Anonymous No.716507601 [Report]
>>716507395
Forgotten Land is the best-selling Kirby game at 7.5 million.
Anonymous No.716508604 [Report]
>>716505182
Nah bro, by the time Ryujinx 2's out, Nintendo will have already softbrick’d their own OS with five layered DRM wrappers and a coffee machine emulator. Might as well start learning Yuzu necromancy now.
Anonymous No.716509229 [Report] >>716517748 >>716518686 >>716524291
>>716505135
Lmfao poor fag. SWITCH 2 PC Never ever!!
Anonymous No.716509375 [Report] >>716509960
>>716497949
when you make her orgasm 3 times in a row non-stop
Anonymous No.716509772 [Report]
>>716499485
Odyssey was sold with a larger install base and during the holiday shopping period where Nintendo makes the majority of their sales
Anonymous No.716509960 [Report]
>>716509375
when i give her the banana pie smoothie
Anonymous No.716510021 [Report] >>716530984
>>716507425
Her design really wasn't that good, anon.
Anonymous No.716510489 [Report] >>716510541
Anonymous No.716510541 [Report] >>716510667
>>716510489
>when she sees your human cock
Anonymous No.716510667 [Report] >>716510749 >>716517673
>>716510541
You mean Kong cock.
Anonymous No.716510749 [Report] >>716510885
>>716510667
cock king too fat for her, when erect he is probably already at the size of her waist
Anonymous No.716510885 [Report] >>716511000
>>716510749
Apes have tiny penises, anon
Anonymous No.716511000 [Report]
>>716510885
Kong is King of the Dong
The Expanded !
Anonymous No.716511229 [Report] >>716512559
She wants the donk of dk.
Way better than candy
Anonymous No.716511343 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
I didn't get it at first, but the more I see of this monke the more I want to do some monke business with her,.
Anonymous No.716511765 [Report]
>>716507551
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Anonymous No.716512262 [Report] >>716512726
She seems to be getting less fan art than Harriet despite her being Uglier than Poppy
Anonymous No.716512559 [Report] >>716518825
>>716511229
>Way better than candy
Candy's got bimbo appeal but there's something about Poppy's tight little gibbon body that makes an ape go BANANZA.
Anonymous No.716512726 [Report]
>>716512262
Harriet more wholesome.
Its clear Poppy lies on the sexy scale.
Plus her game just released.
Anonymous No.716515883 [Report]
monke
Anonymous No.716516926 [Report] >>716517157 >>716517474 >>716518875 >>716525559
>>716505852
>>716505135
https://o.uguu.se/RtSjudzg.jpg
Yesh this sex monke needs to be taken down a peg.
Anonymous No.716517157 [Report] >>716517434
>>716516926
>uguu
wtf is that
reads like an puking noise
Anonymous No.716517434 [Report]
>>716517157
baka desu senpaitachi
Anonymous No.716517474 [Report] >>716517595 >>716522145
>>716516926
man, why can't they just keep her flat.
Anonymous No.716517595 [Report]
>>716517474
because human loves big boobies
Anonymous No.716517673 [Report] >>716518367
>>716510667
oh no he cheated on candy
Anonymous No.716517724 [Report]
Shes FOTM bait like Mineru.
Anonymous No.716517748 [Report] >>716517875 >>716518614 >>716523465 >>716524080
>>716509229
They actually let you punch her wow
Anonymous No.716517875 [Report] >>716518614
>>716517748
DK supports women's rights
Anonymous No.716518367 [Report]
>>716517673
Nothing happened. Pauline is just a friend.
Anonymous No.716518614 [Report] >>716519116
>>716517748
>>716517875
EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS!
Anonymous No.716518660 [Report] >>716524162
I have not played this game yet but WHERE THE FUCK IS TINY DAMNIT
Anonymous No.716518686 [Report] >>716518789
>>716509229
And you losers said this game was woke.
Anonymous No.716518789 [Report]
>>716518686
Of course this game is woke, she never craps in her hand and flings it at DK
Anonymous No.716518825 [Report]
>>716512559
>tight little gibbon body
She's a Silvery Lutung
Anonymous No.716518875 [Report]
>>716516926
>Off model

Ruined.
Anonymous No.716519116 [Report]
>>716518614
Equal rights, and equal lefts.
Anonymous No.716519224 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
bro she low key kind baddie ykwim ong i would tap fr
Anonymous No.716519514 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
DK really should share a banana split with her, and ditch the MiA monkey bimbo who isn't even his canon girlfriend.
Anonymous No.716519752 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
ich will poppy poppen
Anonymous No.716519825 [Report]
Does anyone have the edit someone made of DK's new design to make it look like his old one? I remember two threads were made about it.
Anonymous No.716520467 [Report] >>716521827
>>716497676 (OP)
she's sexy but i dont think anyone will remember her in 2-3 weeks
Anonymous No.716521425 [Report]
>>716500287
cheeks
Anonymous No.716521827 [Report]
>>716520467
I wish she would get added to MKW
Anonymous No.716521934 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
I really didn’t remember who Harriet was. Had to look it up.
>it’s a stupid rabbit
I think Poppy is more memorable
Anonymous No.716522145 [Report]
>>716517474
This. The flatness is hot.
Anonymous No.716523121 [Report] >>716523572 >>716532001
I really hope Void shows up in another game.
Anonymous No.716523465 [Report] >>716524291 >>716524829
>>716517748
That's why Nintendo is based. Everyone can hate on Nintendo and the Switch 2 all they want but the reality is they're one of the only companies left making attractive character designs and games that are whole fully original and innovative instead of derivative slop like souls clone 9001 or another rougelike.
Anonymous No.716523572 [Report] >>716524357
>>716523121
Void Kong himself is just a great design.
Anonymous No.716523641 [Report] >>716524704
I always thought she was carrying around a purple butt plug but turns out it's just perfume.
Anonymous No.716523838 [Report]
Poppy Kong more like Cherry Popy Kong
Anonymous No.716523927 [Report]
>>716501169
Rent free
Anonymous No.716524080 [Report]
>>716517748
Twice
Anonymous No.716524162 [Report]
>>716518660
There is a reference to her when you get to New Donk City near the end, Lanky too
Anonymous No.716524291 [Report] >>716532960
>>716509229
>>716523465
>gets punched a hundred times by retard strong hero
>brushes it off and engages in casual banter
She tanked that.
Anonymous No.716524357 [Report]
>>716523572
I just hate that he got cucked out of his own finale.
Anonymous No.716524614 [Report] >>716525395
https://files.catbox.moe/yrwvpv.jpg
Sucks that 99% of the porn gives her fat tits. Let flatties be flat.
Anonymous No.716524704 [Report]
>>716523641
I don't see why it can't be both.
Anonymous No.716524829 [Report] >>716525741
>>716523465
Same.
People say they are woke an in a lot of ways they are but they still understand that sexy designs are also an universal quality for people.
I still dont get how the switch was the onions console when Sony funds gay parades and does shit like ugly dykes.
Anonymous No.716524982 [Report]
>thread created hours ago, barely 100 replies
Hilarious how tendies have to force themselves to pretend this game isn't already forgotten
Anonymous No.716525313 [Report] >>716525743
>>716500474
No, that's the hair shaved to one side style. This is just side swept.
Anonymous No.716525395 [Report]
>>716524614
That's some good shit, anon.
Anonymous No.716525559 [Report]
>>716516926
I HATE PORN ARTISTS I HATE PORN ARTISTS I HATE PORN ARTISTS I HATE PORN ARTISTS GOD YOURE ALL SO BORING ALL YOU DO IS DRAW THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND ADD A DIFFERENT HEAD TO THE BODY AND PASS IT OFF AS SOMETHING NEW FUCK YOU AND YOUR GENERIC LOW IQ RETARD COOMER ART FUCK YOUU BORING PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous No.716525741 [Report] >>716525859
>>716524829
Don't forget they had one of their protags get the harem ending complete with kids with all 3 girls.
Anonymous No.716525743 [Report]
>>716500474
>>716525313
This is the actual dyke haircut.
Anonymous No.716525760 [Report]
>>716505135
ofc female characters are banned to have tits today
Anonymous No.716525859 [Report] >>716525985 >>716527217 >>716530594 >>716532217
>>716525741
Still amazing how a short 2 seconds scene bootyblasted so many liberals.
>Is that fucking heterosexual representation!?
Anonymous No.716525968 [Report] >>716526040
>>716500287
Anonymous No.716525985 [Report]
>>716525859
I love how it immortalized Rex as an absolute Chad.
Anonymous No.716526040 [Report] >>716526271
>>716525968
Bro, that's your girl's baby sister.
Anonymous No.716526146 [Report] >>716529743
I want Poppy to suck my cock and leave gold lipstick marks all over it.
Anonymous No.716526271 [Report]
>>716526040
Anonymous No.716526463 [Report]
>>716502939
>>716503104
neither do you two apparently
Anonymous No.716527125 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
Zesty boi.
Anonymous No.716527217 [Report] >>716529334 >>716530594
>>716525859
It's just "ethical nonmonogamy". Surely they wouldn't have a problem with that?
Anonymous No.716527981 [Report] >>716528589
>>716497676 (OP)
Nintendo might forget her, but I won't.
Anonymous No.716528589 [Report]
>>716527981
We need Hulk/Black Widow meme of this.
Anonymous No.716528993 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
You wouldn't fuck a monkey, would you? That's how aids was created.
Anonymous No.716529334 [Report] >>716530594
>>716527217
>Ugh a le hecking male power fantasy!?
The same shit. They dont hate sexy perse they hate the sexy is aimed at men. If that was say a lesbian with her lesbian harem with magic blade babies they would be praising it.
Anonymous No.716529410 [Report] >>716529667
Unironically, why would DK go for that slut Candy Kong, when he could go for a classy lady like Poppy?
Anonymous No.716529667 [Report] >>716529813 >>716529965
>>716529410
He spend a game beating the shit out of her.
Anyways won't happen. Mario cant even be in a relationship with Peach. DK will be held to the same standard.
Anonymous No.716529743 [Report]
>>716526146
>Hairy monkey
>Randomly turns into skin around the armpit
Pitfags are so retarded
Anonymous No.716529813 [Report] >>716530107
>>716529667
>He spend a game beating the shit out of her.
That just means they've established a power dynamic
Anonymous No.716529965 [Report] >>716530107
>>716529667
Did you even play the game?
Once you defeat her the second time, she leaves Voidco and interacts with you amicably. You then bust her out of groovy jail and you work together to leave the groovy layer.
You even ask her to come along with you, and she considers it.
Then you meet her again post-game in the beginning area
Anonymous No.716530107 [Report]
>>716529813
Guess makes sense in a caveman way.

>>716529965
Not really. Cool if she hangs around and becomes a regular.
Anonymous No.716530285 [Report] >>716538320
>>716505135
HAHAHAHAHAHAgod i hate poorfags SO MUCH
Anonymous No.716530376 [Report]
>>716505135
>naked poppy mods
Anonymous No.716530594 [Report] >>716535976
>>716525859
>>716527217
>>716529334
Literally zero liberals were offended by that. It was conservatives who seethed over this because they hate polyamory.
Anonymous No.716530695 [Report]
I just want to see cute ship art of Donkey Kong and Poppy Kong to be honest
Anonymous No.716530984 [Report] >>716531073
>>716510021
but, anon, she has a shortstack build
Anonymous No.716531073 [Report]
>>716530984
ugly face
Anonymous No.716531123 [Report] >>716531194 >>716531283 >>716531849 >>716532009 >>716532023 >>716533050 >>716535809
you don't really masturbate to cartoon monkeys do you?
Anonymous No.716531194 [Report]
>>716531123
I come from the bloons thread, don't you dare underestimate me
Anonymous No.716531208 [Report] >>716536671
reminder that Bananza takes place a decade before every mario game. She's canonically around milf age during the kart and sports games
Anonymous No.716531283 [Report]
>>716531123
Only Kremling woman for me but I think the DK threads here are pretty neato when they aren't poop flinging
Anonymous No.716531849 [Report]
>>716531123
Are trying to say we should masturbate to real monkeys instead?
Anonymous No.716532001 [Report]
>>716523121
Him screaming like his flesh is being torn off during Pauline's tantrum is still legitimately the funniest thing in the game for me
Anonymous No.716532009 [Report] >>716536542
>>716531123
>93-98.7% genetic similarity to humans
Anonymous No.716532023 [Report]
>>716531123
I just did today. You have a problem with that?
Anonymous No.716532103 [Report]
Everyone talks about Pauline’s feet, but not this goddess of an elder whose foot could squish DK. Just imagine being a wad of gum on the underside of her sneaker…
Anonymous No.716532217 [Report]
>>716525859
Are the libs in the room with us?
Anonymous No.716532293 [Report]
Has anyone clipped the audio of her saying "banana" after donkey kong asks her for bananas?
Anonymous No.716532357 [Report] >>716532430 >>716532792
>>716497676 (OP)
who the fuck is harriet
Anonymous No.716532430 [Report]
>>716532357
I have no idea but I assume it's that one rabbit slut that's vaguely in the corner of my memory
Anonymous No.716532792 [Report]
>>716532357
Breedable bun from Mario Odyssey.
Anonymous No.716532809 [Report] >>716532895 >>716532901 >>716533065 >>716535409
>>716497676 (OP)
She'll be forgotten before long unless Nintendo pushes these new characters into other projects, which is unlikely unless Bananza becomes a major hit that warrants spinoffs.
Anonymous No.716532895 [Report]
>>716532809
Why do they have moustaches?
Anonymous No.716532901 [Report]
>>716532809
SHAVED
MONKE
PUSI
Anonymous No.716532960 [Report] >>716536804
>>716524291
Kongs are a superior race.
Anonymous No.716533047 [Report]
>>716497676 (OP)
They established all of them surviving and gave both her and Grumpy a new business postgame so I wouldn't be surprised if they kept them as part of the cast.
Anonymous No.716533050 [Report]
>>716531123
not until a artist draws her butt extra detailed
Anonymous No.716533065 [Report]
>>716532809
supposedly K Rool and Void' va's are in the Mario Kart World credits and they aren't listed to voice any specific character in that game yet so they could be coming World as dlc and Nintendo is fully intent on using them in future spinoffs. Could also be that their va's voice some random npcs in the game and we don't know and it isn't a case of the devs accidentally spoiling who's coming in as dlc
Anonymous No.716535409 [Report]
>>716532809
more shitty off-model art very cool
Anonymous No.716535809 [Report]
>>716531123
so what if we do? you should try it anon. it's satisfying.
Anonymous No.716535976 [Report]
>>716530594
Horseshit, bro. Libs can be even worse prudes about this shit. It being straight and 1 guy 3 girls would rattle their noggins to no end. They're the type to get mad at the dumbest shit possible.
Anonymous No.716536542 [Report]
>>716532009
we're also 50% genetically similar to bananas, you wouldn't pleasure yourself with one would you?
Anonymous No.716536612 [Report]
For me, it's Abracajabya.
Anonymous No.716536662 [Report] >>716537283 >>716537908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyGE4KaGyc4 (8:21)

I love how you can tell there were definitely a few dudes in the Nintendo store audience that 100% wanted to fuck her
Anonymous No.716536671 [Report]
>>716531208
>She's canonically around milf age during the kart and sports games
She Jr's mom?
Anonymous No.716536804 [Report]
>>716532960
I was gonna say, Kongs are just built different, I guess.
Anonymous No.716537283 [Report]
>>716536662
ape pussy unlocks one's inner ape.
Anonymous No.716537506 [Report] >>716538350
>>716500474
You are late dude, there was a "it's a they/them non binary character!" conspiracy when the character was revealed by your favorite rage baiters.
Anonymous No.716537908 [Report] >>716538330
>>716536662
I bought my Switch 2 at that store but I'd sooner be caught dead than be there for a Nintendo Direct.
Anonymous No.716538320 [Report]
>>716530285
Well I wuv u
Anonymous No.716538330 [Report]
>>716537908
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.716538350 [Report]
>>716537506
>dude
>conspiracy
Low iq moment.