Donkey Kong - /v/ (#716502437) [Archived: 34 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:22 PM No.716502437
Pauline_Movie
Pauline_Movie
md5: 5f8d7202c94a9c88077db3689ac265cd๐Ÿ”
>"Your Honor, is it true that you're close friends with the prince of the Kongs?"
When the hell did Pauline get into politics? She went from singing on the sidewalk to running this town.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:56:44 PM No.716503142
>>716502437 (OP)
Little Pauline talks about the mayoral building as a kid. Why would she know that? Because she's not the mayor but the mayor's daughter. The twist is going to come up and theyt hink it's gonna be shocking.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:59:42 PM No.716503379
>>716503142
I am so tired of this schizo cope. Pauline is the same Pauline. Nintendo just doesn't give a shit about the continuity of fucking Donkey Kong.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:59:57 PM No.716503394
>>716502437 (OP)
concerning nose
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:00:26 PM No.716503435
1750345232781984
1750345232781984
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>>716502437 (OP)
they're setting up mario to get cucked by DK too aren't they?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:00:33 PM No.716503445
>>716503394
she's italian
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:00:49 PM No.716503463
>>716502437 (OP)
why did she get horse faced as an adult?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:02:51 PM No.716503616
>HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW
Why the FUCK can we never just talk about goddamn VIDEO GAMES?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:08:25 PM No.716504084
>>716502437 (OP)
If Schwarzenegger was fucking governor of California, she totally can be a Mayor
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:09:31 PM No.716504168
>>716503394
It's called a ridge, weeb.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:10:15 PM No.716504232
>>716502437 (OP)
Shalom
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:10:18 PM No.716504240
>>716503379
>Nintendo just doesn't give a shit about the continuity of fucking Donkey Kong.

But it's the exact opposite though! Miyamoto got promoted to overseeing the theme parks, the overall brand, and the Mario-Zelda movie franchises which means he doesn't work on the games anymore. The people making the Mario games actually DO care about the continuity, which is why they brought back Pauline to begin with and tried to fit her into the overall continuity.

Okay, Mario fought DK in some kind of NYC like city, so how do we fit that into the Mario-verse? They created the Metro Kingdom (NY state) and New Donk City (NYC). that's in-keeping with Miyamoto's idea that DK 1981 took place in NYC. THen what about Pauline? She can't be a princess, so they make her the mayor.

This is also explaining where the hell the humans fit into the mario-verse, since you see Peach and Mario but no one else. Turns out there's entire human cities out there, we just didn't see them.

it's implied Mario is from new Donk City as well which explains his origins.

For Bananza, they're trying to connect Donkey Kong Country and Mario where previously they felt like separate univereses. We even see that K Rool has never been to a human city before, though he was aware of humans. DK and Kremlings were off fighting their little wars on their islands far from human civilization.

Hell, they even explain in Bananza that K. Rool and his Kremling krew got stuck trying to find the Banandium root so that's why thye missed out on 20 years of DK games.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:11:05 PM No.716504298
>>716503142
>Thinks Nintendo is going to break the status quo for Mario games instead of keeping everything vague
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:11:41 PM No.716504354
>>716503142
>politicians never use the same building as their predecessors
When are they getting started on the 48th White House? We might need it soon if Trump actually diddled those kids with that Mossad guy who killed himself.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:12:05 PM No.716504381
>>716503616
ok how about niggers
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:12:35 PM No.716504418
IMG_7534
IMG_7534
md5: 9abbc483d551e396fd9e178611a33e03๐Ÿ”
>>716503435
dk is already taken by candy kong
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:13:09 PM No.716504457
>>716502437 (OP)
She hit the wall
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:13:18 PM No.716504473
>>716504298
That's why I think there's going to be a Twist about little Pauline. She's gonna meet her mom the Mayor and then they're never going to talk about or reveal her father. Little Pauline is gonna keep havign Mario-isms, and then maybe 20 years later reveal it's just some random new Donker.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:14:17 PM No.716504553
>>716504084
>implying that Pauline isn't a native New Yawkah
???

... I am just now realizing they should've given her an accent. Little Pauline needed at least one instance of "I'm walkin' here!".
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:14:19 PM No.716504558
>>716504418
>>716503435
DK is 'down lo" like the other brothas. Got a nice gal "Candy" but he's tapping that diddy ass every night.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:25:56 PM No.716505428
__pauline_mario_and_2_more_drawn_by_mathias_leth__sample-5bb82a9f635de40077cba5377436e6a4
I like to think she's tough on crime. Mobsters have to keep their operations small and extremely secret, lest Mayor Pauline sends her friend DK to smash the shit out of them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:28:24 PM No.716505648
Pauline_
Pauline_
md5: 3e32fcc21fd944d9438abd0b3f9d9146๐Ÿ”
>>716502437 (OP)
I like Pauline but I also have a soft spot for Lady
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:29:46 PM No.716505753
>>716504240
Too long, didn't read.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:30:55 PM No.716505863
>>716505648
So Pualine then.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:32:38 PM No.716506019
>>716505863
Bananza makes it crystal clear that Pauline and Lady are different characters.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:33:55 PM No.716506119
>>716504240
all references to other games are just easter eggs, not evidence of any long-term overarching story
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:34:17 PM No.716506142
Pauline being Pauline's grandmother would unironically make me happy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:36:08 PM No.716506305
17590385235
17590385235
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>>716502437 (OP)
she got groped in live tv by a bald dude
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:39:24 PM No.716506586
>>716506305
When they make the DK movie how are they going to explain the NYC/NDC naming difference? Or will they just hand wave it and say different universes. This is a rhetorical post btw don't answer it because I don't actually care
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:42:27 PM No.716506842
>>716502437 (OP)
I don't know, but she's a bad mayor, the city is flooding and she's hiding it from her people.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:48:13 PM No.716507358
>>716506119
>all references to other games are just easter eggs, not evidence of any long-term overarching story

K Rool is an easter egg? They're trying to merge Mario and DKC-verses into a coherent whole. There's a real chane we could see Mario face off agaisnt K. Rool.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:14 PM No.716507881
>>716503616
Good goy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:47 PM No.716507926
>>716506019
>Bananza makes it crystal clear that [schizo headcanon]
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:59:34 PM No.716508313
>>716506305
>NES and therefore Nintendo exists in Mario's universe but with no Mario franchise
dark timeline where Nintendo went the way of Atari
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:13:44 PM No.716509490
>>716502437 (OP)
Wait until they find out her twin sister is a fucking pirate queen.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:14:14 PM No.716509529
aaasa
aaasa
md5: 6d651357effa54c8ba51712e724f16f4๐Ÿ”
>>716502437 (OP)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:14:22 PM No.716509543
>>716502437 (OP)
KONGED
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:15:19 PM No.716509621
>>716502437 (OP)
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:16:10 PM No.716509703
>>716502437 (OP)
Andie MacDowell looking good
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:31:36 PM No.716510971
IMG_5299
IMG_5299
md5: e1ec3767a2fef76b2411465759a84981๐Ÿ”
As an adult, when is she is all alone, do you all think she still beats her chest or walks on all four like DK
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:55:16 PM No.716512919
>>716509490
... Fuck, Pauline and Syrup do look kinda similar.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:57:53 PM No.716513141
>>716502437 (OP)
she fucks monkey!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:04:14 PM No.716513660
>>716507926
What a compelling argument. Real destroys the outright separation of the gwo characters made in the game you clearly didn't play.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:05:45 PM No.716513785
>>716513660
>"My schizo headcanon is real because I say so! Hm? No, I won't provide any evidence whatsoever, shut up!"
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:08:18 PM No.716514004
>>716513785
The evidence is the fossil and Lady outfit texts in Bananza... Just play the fucking game you claim to have superior knowlwdge of. Cranky is confirmed to be the original 8-bit DK, and Pauline was not the woman he kidnapped, Lady was. That's why the purse, hat, and umbrella are denoted as Lady's property, not Pauline's.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:12:07 PM No.716514307
>>716514004
>"The evidence is in blah blah blah stop demanding I post a screenshot, because my theory only works if you just take me at my word!"
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:14:22 PM No.716514498
>>716514307
Play the game. Not gonna spoonfeed you, little baby. Head to back to /r/eddit if you want your bottle.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:16:56 PM No.716514707
>>716510971
Jesus fuck she's a babe. Mario's on drugs for leaving her fine ass.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:21:36 PM No.716515069
>>716503435
>cucked
He broke up with her more than 20 years ago
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:22:42 PM No.716515159
175932805235
175932805235
md5: 0b813a6aadea736d79e62e92438b9d84๐Ÿ”
she looks uncanny as a shortstack after how she looks in Oddysey
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:27:05 PM No.716515489
>>716514498
Post a screenshot. You are lying until you do so, liar.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:28:43 PM No.716515630
canon
canon
md5: 022a4141bfa230a7f646e53242d963ec๐Ÿ”
>>716503435
Mario doesn't need any of these human whores
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:28:47 PM No.716515636
>>716502437 (OP)
Sexo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:28:51 PM No.716515645
>>716506586
The DK arcade never happened in the movie canon.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:30:54 PM No.716515816
Kong Queen
Kong Queen
md5: 9c17fcdcfcc3a31946d40f359c33c961๐Ÿ”
>>716503435
Of course
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:33:25 PM No.716516016
>>716515159
They gave her those proportions so she wouldn't look odd next to the realistic humans. Other games it's her hanging with the other cartoon characters so her design reflects that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:34:26 PM No.716516114
>>716514004
>The evidence is the fossil and Lady outfit texts in Bananza
Those are references, sperg. Easter eggs. They're not meant to be in-universe lore, but neat things for long-time fans to get a kick out of.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:35:17 PM No.716516192
>>716503394
+ sanpakugan
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:36:46 PM No.716516320
>>716502437 (OP)
Lisa Edelstein is she Dreamworks
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:37:17 PM No.716516360
>>716516114
>anything contradicting my headcanon is just "easter eggs"
Sure thing, sport.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:37:24 PM No.716516370
>>716503616
calm down rabbi
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:38:55 PM No.716516501
>>716502437 (OP)
>>716503435
NTR has been pandering to NTRchads non-stop lately and I'm not complaining.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:39:27 PM No.716516540
>>716502437 (OP)
I'm going to be honest. As an American citizen, I basically have zero grasp on what it is that mayors *actually* do.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:40:48 PM No.716516651
>>716506305
>in live tv
Common ESL preposition failure. Kill yourself ON live tv
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:41:04 PM No.716516670
>>716516540
Embezzle money and obstruct justice.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:44:27 PM No.716516971
>>716516540
Weaponize niggers.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:47:14 PM No.716517173
>>716515630
I remember that comic
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:49:28 PM No.716517354
1747860283849258
1747860283849258
md5: 73a79b6b131b22fda8268c41afead006๐Ÿ”
>>716510971
She isn't Tarzan, she wasn't raised by apes. Although feral Pauline sounds amazing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:08:36 PM No.716518842
1504642676825
1504642676825
md5: 13728aed1f1598ad60cd00c2f51e8c0f๐Ÿ”
I didn't like it at first but K. Rool's boss theme is growing on me
It's still not as good as the others but I like the Kirkhope-like elements and have found myself humming it from time to time as I work
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:15:09 PM No.716519263
>>716518842
>I didn't like it
Bad taste desu
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:18:54 PM No.716519537
>>716519263
it's not a bad composition, I just think the instruments sound a little weird, like I don't know shit about music but it doesn't sound defined enough
I think if someone de-makes it into something more DK64/BK it would come across better
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:36:09 PM No.716520795
>>716515630
wow, What the hell is going on here? Want a non-furry explanation!
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:44 PM No.716522876
>>716520795
There is none.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:22:11 PM No.716524110
>>716515159
Nintendo has that whole "Important NPC needs to be big so people know it's important" thing going on. So you end up with weirdly large characters that aren't canon size.
Like DK is stupidly small in in Bananza if you compare him to NPCs, which is made worse when we get to Diddy and Dixie being almost as large as him.
Exception to this is Cranky, for what ever reason he's smaller then you'd expect.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:33:23 PM No.716524943
It's still incredible for me that they turned K. Rool into an aura farmer and he's legitimately better at it than Ganondorf in Totk.
Replies: >>716525710
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:43:27 PM No.716525710
>>716524943
Whatโ€™s an aura farmer?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:46:05 PM No.716525904
>>716525710
Nigger zoomer slang meaning "charismatic."
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:04:41 AM No.716527263
mario and pauline
mario and pauline
md5: 452eb26379db2f8a2a616c0382357505๐Ÿ”
>>716506019
No it doesn't.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:32:01 AM No.716529228
>>716525710
Aura farmer = someone who harvests "Aura" to show off to others boastfully.
Aura = the presence of coolness, intimidation, charisma and/or even attractiveness.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:34:34 AM No.716529408
>>716505648
discount panty
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:34:49 AM No.716529423
>>716529228
Nigger zoomer slang meaning "charismatic".
Replies: >>716529530
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:36:30 AM No.716529530
>>716529423
White zoomers use that term more often than niggers do.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:37:43 AM No.716529634
>>716529530
Thanks, kikes.