Thread 716518474

Why are they humiliating Mario like this?

>>716518474 (OP)
This makes kekrio more relatable for the average tendie.

>>716518474 (OP)
It's a me, your best male friend!

>>716518910
S-spherehunter?

Because nintendo want to make Mario, and to a lesser extent Link, no be romantically involved with anyone.

>>716518474 (OP)
Didn't they delete Amy's interest in Sonic too?

>>716518474 (OP)
Japs are repressed sexless culturally wanked out yellow crayon eaters, if they admitted mario ploughs her up and down while Luigi films it and bowser tugs himself off into his own mouth then their little prudish minds would implode and cause Hiroshima 2: the return of Jaffar

>>716519404
Sega of America is suppressing it meanwhile Sega of Japan seems to still enforce her affections, so it's sorta a culture war with her.

>>716519404
>Didn't they delete Amy's interest in Sonic too?
Ian Flynn tried but Sonic Team rejected it outright. The Jap versions all retain her love for Sonic.

>>716518474 (OP)
Luigi was always better than Mario

>>716518474 (OP)
Probably the same problem mangaka have and other similar type of writers: dependent on status quo. Just like romance manga that go for 300+ chapters and the MC is still a bumbling retard, it's forced so that it just keeps going. Change usually means moving forward, moving forward means you go towards a goal, an end. They don't want an end they want potential infinite production.

Why the fuck are there like a dozen fucking threads about this

>>716520208
>GRRR WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THREADS ON THIS BIG THING ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GAMING CHARACTERS!? FUCK I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!??????

>>716518474 (OP)
don't you get it? mario FUCKS. he just ain't tied down to one ho

>>716520317
>BIG THING

It's not a big thing though? It's a bunch of autists losing their shit over very passive corporate language used by a company uninterested in applying strict canon to their flagship mascots.

>>716520398
...In my fan fiction.

>>716518474 (OP)
it's because mario is too short for women

>>716518474 (OP)
Those are oudated. Sega is pushing to keep Amy as just a slightly-fanatic friend. Tawna dumps Crash and the only explanation is that she went for Pinstripe (over concerns of her being too sexy for kids). The only winner here is Luigi.

>>716519774
Don't know about this. I vaguely remember Sonic Generations having the same Amy censorship and Frontiers (?) having dialog implying she moved on in all versions.

>>716518474 (OP)

He's Mickey Mouse of Nintendo.

>>716518474 (OP)
Sonic keks?

>>716520689
The two biggest simp losers of all time. Maybe they'd be happy together.

>>716518474 (OP)
Mario should have just fucked one of his female party members that was crushing on him in the Paper Mario games like Gombella or Vivian.

Is there a male hero who saves a woman that you never thought, even for one second, he'd fuck her afterwards?
I can only think of Banjo (...because he's saving his sister)

>>716520445
>NO SHUT UP I DON'T LIKE IT SO IT'S NOT A BIG THING TO ME!!!!!

>>716518474 (OP)
He turned down Pauline, canonically. Then Pauline moved on. He did this to himself.

>>716518474 (OP)
>most iconic video game hero is a 40yo virgin
ngl this is pretty demoralizing for nutendo to make official. if they neuter link too with the movie, nutendo will be bigger fucking cucks than isayama flipping eren's entire storyline 180 to appeal to faggots and women

>>716520689
>Hey Mario, you don't mind me taking your girlfriend on a date right? Huh? What's that? You're just "good friends"? Ouch! Hey have fun with my stalker!

>>716520623
>and Frontiers (?) having dialog implying she moved on in all versions
No it didn't.

>>716521249
>40 year old virgin
He has a daughter

>>716521249
>Overweight
>Short
>Disappointment to his parents
>Hobby is playing video games
>Eternally a virgin
>Slave to corporations and their whims
wow…he-a just like-a me…

>>716521249
Believe it or not, Mario is supposed to be in his 20s lol. He looks terrible for his age.

>>716521324
"I should've made up my mind sooner"

>>716521559
>In his 20s and already has gray hairs
He's just like me fr

>>716518474 (OP)
Gotta explain the koopa kids somehow

>>716519774
>>716519829
Amy sisters....we lost

>>716521306
N-Ninsissies...

>>716521818
I don't know why Boom is included here. The show was clear that the feelings were mutual between them that's there's jokes written around that dynamic.

>>716519067
>BBC
Built for Big Bowser Cock.

>>716519240
They pushed an obvious romantic subplot in TOTK no way do they not expect Link and Zelda to not be an item

>>716518474 (OP)
sonic and amy aren't together and daisy is mario's sloppy seconds.

>>716519240
Link's fanbase has been completely overrun by fujo's and faggots so that's to be expected but who doesn't want Mario to be with Peach besides NTRfags?

>>716523087
>Tails got demoted to "my IT friend" while Amy is the bestie
Tailcucks...

>>716521818
Why is this 90% non-canon stuff?

>>716522689
>no way do they not expect Link and Zelda to not be an item
And that all they will do, even if it blatantly obvious that Link and Zelda want each other nintendo will never confirm that they end up together and will keep pussyfoot it until the end of time

>>716523391
>Link's fanbase has been completely overrun by fujo's and faggots so that's to be expected
If that the case, then TOTK would've kept the female Gerudo outfit from BOTW to please those asshats, but they didn't.

>>716523087

>bestie

Haw haw

>>716518474 (OP)
sonic is gay
lol

>>716521249
if your psychological well-being depends on the children's mascot bing bong wahoo man having sex, you need to immediately kill yourself

>>716521249
They had to make him appeal to their fanbase

>>716523742
It's bizarre that DC explicitly wrote how the Flash is actually super good at sex, like he has speedforce vibration particles or some cope that needed to be canonized.

>>716523742
Christ, how long ago was that image made? 2008?

>>716521559
That's because you remember him as the fat Italian-American from DIC cartoons. Nintendo's Mario would look like a chubby kid without his mustache.

Uh oh

>>716524009
thats mad pathetic

>>716518474 (OP)
BOWSER FUCKS
8 CHILDREN AND COUNTING

>>716524298

Geez, poor Mario. I wouldn't wish Yumi on my worst enemy.

>>716519067
besties

>>716524172
I found dis on neoseekr lolz!
<^0^< Mario is lucky! >^0^>

>>716524387
bowser is gay too
he fucks luigi

>>716525178
understandable

>>716525408
>trans crown luigi
that's disgusting

>>716521391
...in my headcanon

>>716523563
non canon? yes
the intended dynamic? also yes

>>716525857
>the intended dynamic
headcanon

>>716525923
Whatever makes you feel good hun

Sonurge mogs Sonamy

>>716525663
...that is reality

>>716526260
Surge is a shitty OC
At least post someone hot like Lanolin

>>716526260
Sonaze superior

>>716526260
>cringe comic character
might as well not exist

>>716521048
Kazooie is built for BBC, Big Banjo Cock.

How likely is it that Sonic and Amy will kiss in Sonic 4?
I think it is very likely because the Sonic movies tend to follow Hollywood tropes.

>>716521048

WW Link saving his sister.

>>716526571
I'm sure there's a mandate against that.

>>716526571
sonic acts like a little kid in the movies
less chance of kissing a gross girl

>>716526578
You just know she wanted that hero of the wind cock

>>716522458
>>716523563
The everythingiscanonfags at the general don't understand what a multiverse is.

I wonder why Sonic and Rouge never tried anything.

>>716523571
>If that the case, then TOTK would've kept the female Gerudo outfit from BOTW to please those asshats, but they didn't.
yeah instead they gave L(tw)ink an even more feminine dress you tard

>>716518474 (OP)
Where did the bandaid go

>>716527098
>He doesn't know

>>716527098
>I wonder why they didn't do (pointless relationship drama) between these two random ass characters in this children's game about a rat going fast
you tranny shippers need to kill yourselves NOW

>>716526942
people only care about the main universe
as they should

>>716521306
>had to result to fanart
LMAO

>>716526942
multiverse is comicslop sleight of hand to sell the same story with the same characters several times to undiscerning idiots

>>716518474 (OP)
amy is just there now, she has no romantic feelings for sonic anymore

>>716528035
so she's available...

>>716528202
pretty much

>>716527316

Imagine the sex.

>>716528202
She's with Sonic Man now

>>716521306
This sounds like something Sonic would say while gritting his teeth in anger

That's nice and all, but i'm already half mario, sora!

>>716518474 (OP)
>Sonic and Amy
iirc Amy doesn't like chasing around Sonic much anymore, now she's the tarot card girl or some shit like that.
>Crash and Tawna
Tawna got deleted/relegated to cameo status for a long ass time. Brought her back in Crash 4 where she was more of a big sister (with a nice ass) to Crash and Coco rather than a love interest.
>Luigi and Daisy
This one actually seems to stick for whatever reason. Kind of funny that Nintendo really wants it to be known that Mario and Peach are never and will never be a thing, but Luigi is all good to plow Daisy's garden.

Most platformer devs really want to keep the status quo, and I'm also convinced they reject romance because they know that giving shipfags any kind of bone is just asking for future disasters.

>>716523721
>DUDE SEX DUDE DUUUUUUUDE SEX
Its a simple "they have feeling for each other". Thats it. You know, like whats been implied in multiple games for decades. Stop bootlicking daddy nintendo for sterilizing their own IPs

>>716521692
I had grey hairs at 14yo already...

>>716528035
Ian Flynn's shitty translation

>>716528710
>they have feeling for each other
they retconned it
move on

>>716528202
>>716528035
I'm not gonna lie, the change sucks, but if it was changed by Ian solely so he can enjoy Amy as the "girl looking to get over her crush by dating someone else", I would shake his hand.
Though technically that's NTR.

>>716528895

Its not shitty, its makes her even more irrelevant.

>>716518474 (OP)
one thing I find weird about this is what exactly changes from admitting they're into each other? A shit ton of promotional material directly played on them liking each other

>>716518474 (OP)
Bandage just disappears...

>>716528202
I mean, yes?

>>716529036
Amy can't fundamentally be with anyone but Sonic, so since Sonic can't be in relationships because of the wind, it's better for them to be closer as friends.

>>716528202
Amy with human men is peak.

>>716527098
Sonic thinks she's a thot.

>>716527316
>IDW
Shit slop comic.

>>716518474 (OP)
Wow, Peach! After me saved you countless times and risking me life for you, fighting dragons, aliens, and supernatural creatures in a galaxy sprawing adventure, you friendzone me just so you can get dicked by a Big Koopa Cock while me watch? What can me say but YABBA DABBA LET'S A GO!

>>716529692
Archie is never coming back.

>>716518474 (OP)
https://x.com/upkartX/status/1948770100620021847

>>716529572
That's the difference between Sonic and Mario: Mario is a simp, while Sonic is not.

>>716526260
Shut the fuck up and go back to your containment general. I literally left to get away from your bullshit.

So if Amy can't be with Sonic, who is she supposed to be with?

And don't say "You".

Don't worry, Mariobros. They're pairing him up with Pauline. Trust the plan.

>>716529145
That's just Peach manipulating him so he can keep saving her.

>>716529741
Good. It was shit to Amy. I only play the games and watch the movies.

>>716521048
My nigga
https://youtu.be/qOGAIK4ZElc?si=KcdqwI-TYCOzfWpl

>>716529962
Amy is made for Big Shadow Cock

>>716530029
Mario saves people regardless. Luigi is the one who needs a foot up his ass before he moves

>>716529962
Knowing Ian Flynn, he'll attempt to make Amy into a Girl Boss even though Rouge is literally that

>>716521249
Ever notice that whenever some mentally stunted fag on here tries comparing multiple pieces of media it's always, ALWAYS just the most mainstream mid anime shit? Like, you retards have never picked up a real book or watched a real movie in your life, your entire existence is anime and video games so of course something like the bing bing wahoo man not having a canon girlfriend would be enough to bother you. This is all you know. This is all you have.

autism thread

>>716529969
Option A: Mario stays with the one that is canonically his girlfriend (and have a few weird times with peach)
Option B:Mario dumped his girlfriend for a blonde princess

Which one is more disney like?

>>716530328
Once Duofag compromises there's no saving.

>>716527098
I could see them having a casual friends with benefits thing but not sure on a full relationship despite kinda shipping Sonouge a lil bit and then having a bit in common as easygoing people who value personal freedom.

Sonurge

>>716529962
Sonic obviously. They'll last longer than any of us and anything can happen in the next 30 years.

>>716518474 (OP)
lol

>>716529969
You might like my theory.

>>716521048
For an example that doesn't involve a family member there's Sonic and the storybook girls.

>>716523554
Amy's been the player 2 for a while. Hedgehog privilege franchise.

>>716530350
Option C: :Mario initially dumped his girlfriend for a blonde princess, but regretted it and came back to her.

>>716523563
Autism and ragebait mostly. He's infamous for spam botting this shit every day in a general.

Wait, so this is canon after all?

>>716529962
she can be with sonic just not mid-series/story. Flash forward future stuff is the best they can do

>>716530459
Dogshit character that will be vaulted within the decade after the comic is canned.

>>716529962

The front grill of an 18-wheeler.

>>716518474 (OP)
But anon, this means that Mario is free to bone all the bitches, not just Peach

>>716530809
IDW is being retconned with the games. She’s 100% canon, cope and seethe.

>>716521306
>stalker
Hello, 2010

>>716530328
Main topic is shipping in autistic video game franchises. what you expecting?

>>716530852
Mario is asexual and only saves princesses because of his strong moral code.

Prove me wrong.

>>716530937
Keep telling yourself that, buddy. For the record you don't even give a shit about her character because who would really? They already fucked her up as a rival. Just used for self-insert shipping via Sonic and Amy.

>>716530981
He's pipe-sexual

>>716528035
Demastered again, enshittification escapes nothing

>>716530830
Blaze will never ever be relevant and she mooches off of Silver nowadays.

>>716531034
>Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
Tell that to Iizuka, who has stated that the comics are canon. It’s official now.

>>716529715
Goku and Mario would be best friends

>>716529036
what if sega gives her a boyfriend?

>>716530278
Rouge is femme fatale, in fact Ian made Tangle because she was supposed to be the kickass girl he wanted after calling Amy all over the place, Rogue too feminine, and Blaze he can dribble for hours because he clearly hates femininity.

>>716529572
It's insane how animated the models were in Dream Team yet Sonic Team still has the same shitty expressionless character animations from Lost World

>>716530776
>Peach is the actual biological mother of the Koopalings and Jr.
Why is this both super depraved/sexy but also cute? I don't get it

>>716531297
Who?

>>716531170
I'll shut up when I see Surge in a mainline game. 'til then enjoy your pseudo cannon but not really crumbs of the comics referencing games and maybe just some namedrops like in Frontiers but no actual events ever being referenced.

>>716529741
>Archie is- ACK!
WE WON

>>716531370
>abandoned her children
that's not cute
wtf is wrong with you

it's a a-me
a-cuck

>>716531419
Tangle and Whisper are probably in the new racing game.

>>716531491
That's a spin-off.

>>716530852
>all the bitches
Mario as a franchise is very lacking in bitches. Like there's Rosalina and Pauline sure, but who else after that? Would Mario seriously consider going after fucking Toadette?

>>716530157
>Ignores the times when Luigi went through the realms of hell to fight demons and ghosts to save his brother

>>716531486
Amy...

>>716531561
>>716531635
Damn, he's a midget.

>>716518474 (OP)
Being the main character and the face of the company means nintendo has to regularly consult with American ham planets, who think any expression of heterosexual attraction by a male is a form of rape, and only acceptable if its met with rejection by an empowered female.

>>716531635
MOBIAN WOMEN ARE NOT MEANT TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HUMAN MEN

>>716531463
Political reasons, please understand

>>716530776
mariosissies... we lost.. eric won

>>716531647
Duo...

Mario and Rosalina won

>>716531854
D-Delete this!

>>716521702
deviantart account got nuked...

>>716531436
Can't wait to see my boi Geoffrey—the Sonic bull.

>>716531881
isn't she luigi's daughter?

>>716531854
I wanna do this to Rouge.

>>716531738
She's sharing her love with the world.

>>716531935
Stand down. Final warning

>>716528940
Yes, and Im saying that's both unnecessary and stupid. Why does this offend you so much? Are you really this desperate to lick nintendo cock or what?

>>716531967
No...we...we were too slow!?

>>716529962
>And don't say "You".
Me.

what's even the appeal of cucking?
it's a little homosexual to be thinking of another man
you know?

>>716532165
You've forced my hand
Now gaze upon what you've wrought. Behold, MOVIE AMY
Isn't she so hideous and disgusting and unsexual!? Now you'll never find Amy attractive ever again
I'm sorry I had to do this

>>716532352
Would.

>>716532352

Ew.

>>716532352
She's the most gorgeous thing I laid eyes on. And they gave her the most kino shot in the film with the moon.

>>716532436
Blood just mad Blaze won't be in the films.

>>716532032
>>716531935
>>716531854
Goddamnit I need a girlfriend.

>>716532582

Even if she was it'd still lose two to three points just for having Amy in it.

>>716532605
We'll always have Amy.

in all seriousness, i prefer rouge. would definitely let amy be part of my harem though.

>>716531967
Sonic ended up keking him back. Archie Sonic was so weird and gay.
Sonic even keked Tails at one point.

>>716532642
But Amy's better, but a tripfag attentionwhore opinions are expected to be shit.

Cuckmy

>>716532758

Amy will never be good.

>>716532719
Rouge is too for the streets for my liking, Amy is quite literally the picture perfect trad wife that cooks and owns a business and is very pure hearted.

>>716532835
What business?

>>716521306
Read it in his voice lmao

>>716529715
>fred flintstone is happily married and a grand dad
The Flintstones won, Mario lost

>>716532784
That's why Fowler picked her, huh? Keep coping. I'm sure Silver will come with his leech as a package deal.

>>716532909

Who's Fowler?

>>716532776
Amy should just fuck my OC and have a thousand children. That'll cheer her up.

>>716532865
A bakery.

>>716532930
The man who singlehandedly is responsible for the franchise still standing.

>>716521559
he looks good for italy

>>716533106

Okay...who?

Humbled

if mario was japanese he'd be slaying pussy in every single instance
but because he's italian they shit on him, make him a fuckin' loser
gabagool

Death to all Mareachers.
People who self-insert as Mario is cringw as fuck.

>>716532784
Seething Sally hands typed this

>>716533976

Ha, no, Sally is just as bad. Worse really, since she's from a terrible cartoon thats tainted the franchise for 30 years.

>>716519774
Sega of America isn't doing anything that Japan doesn't approve of. They stopped having any real say about Sonic in the 90s when the power struggle officially ended between the two sides.

>>716533161
Jeff Fowler is the director of the three Sonic movies
He was also the director of the intro cinematic for Shadow The Hedgehog back in the day. Nice to see he ended up doing big things

>>716518474 (OP)
Bottom left isn't what people think it is.
Luigi is gay, that statue was a result of a lost bet.

>>716533976
No, he's a Blazefag. A worse fate than your favorite being the vault, no one knows what to do with Silver's accessory and failed one-sided love interest to Sonic.
>>716534046
Something we can agree on, only good for porn.

>>716534410

No. Stop that. Thats another reason people won't fucking let SatAM go. Because they got their first boner to Shitty Acorn or that stupid hick rabbit.

>>716534131
I guess it's because looking at supplementary stuff in JP, there's the cafe where Amy keeps mentioning her love of Sonic, and the cute mascot clinging to him, so I imagine Amy is still consistent and intact in SoJ.

>>716534547
Can't help it, that thotty chipmunk just has a way with me, but please keep her gone.

>>716534547
Actually I can't let it go because of the plot but ok

>>716534756
The garbage plot that took a goofy cartoon and made it an overly serious Blade Runner ripoff?

Adventures was a far better Sonic cartoon.

>>716534813
Yes. I like it.
>Adventures was a far better Sonic cartoon.
(you)r subjective opinion that I don't care about

Boom was the best Sonic cartoon but we aren't ready for that conversation yet

>>716518474 (OP)
Japanese women belong to Big Gaijin Cock now since Japan announced that Japanese men and women are just friends.

>>716535113
everybody already agrees

>>716535113
sitcom slop was slop

>>716529715
Kek, What A Cuck

>>716531416
Oh god, me hopefully.

>>716518946
Gentle but edging handjobs from Suzie.

>>716518474 (OP)
Literally me...

>>716518474 (OP)
It's the Jews. The Jews have been hating on every White fictional character since the dawn of time.

>>716535113
The thing with Boom is that nobody seems to remember that the first season was actually pretty boring. It wasn't until the 2nd Season that the writers really hit their stride and the animation didn't look as jank.

>>716535884
Shut up

>>716519829
american media would rather show gays kissing than straights kissing.

>>716535113
the sonic cartoons are all horrific so it's not much of a competition