Why don't you have a kid yet?
>>716520358 (OP)too expensive of an investment in the modern age
>>716520358 (OP)Made the realization that it's almost more than I can manage just to look after myself.
>>716520358 (OP)I love goyslop and I want to reproduce sar
>wake up
>kid is up early, wife's asleep
>go downstairs, have breakfast and watch dragonball
>finish eating, play DK Bananza
>kid laughs when I make DK drum his chest
>every Saturday
It's pretty based but the Terrible Twos are a real bitch that I still haven't gotten through yet. Honestly it's like having a midget teenager.
>>716520358 (OP)all the money I make goes towards paying bills, rent food and then there is nothing left. How am I supposed to afford a kid?
>>716520358 (OP)Because even though I am happy and realtively satisfied with my life, I have a significant learning disability and can hardly look after myself without assistance. My genes are better off not propogating.
>>716520358 (OP)im not a pedofile
ill just adopt a 19 year old