>3000 year old game
>devs have still not released a remaster

>>716522329 (OP)
This game got me friends. I suck at chess you dont want to know my elo rating. Being together is so much fun.

>Ne5

>open chess thread
>reply with "solved game"
>watch as chess nerds seethe uncontrollably
your move

>>716522329 (OP)
>queen is the best piece
>anons will defend this game and call it not woke

>>716525170
The queen is pure sex so it's ok

>He used anything other than pawns
Didn't beat the game.

>>716525170
>queen is yas queen slay
>king is a cuck who can only move 1 square

sjw bullshit

>>716525170
>he plays localized garbage

>>716522329 (OP)
Anyone played The Duke or War Chest? I like chess and hive and those seem up my alley.

>>716525170
King is way more OP, only piece that can't be captured

What are your elos, chess bros?

>pawn reaches the end of the board
>"I'TS NOT PAWN ANYMORE"

>I just moved my king to make my inevitable defeat even more certain
>It's called a draw, chud, look it up

>>716529920
That cant happen

There's no other game that gives you the adrenaline rush and dopamine like chess does.

>>716529981
How is deliberately chasing a state where you have no valid moves not playing to lose? If the game could go on the king would get captured. Why reward that?