Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:31:35 PM No.716524814
>Be King K. Rool
>Disappear for nearly two decades
>Everyone thinks youโre trapped in Rare/Microsoft hell
>Written off as irrelevant, no longer DKโs main villain
>Out of nowhere, Sakurai saves you
>Get added to Smash Ultimate with one of the best remixes ever made (still unbeaten)
>Fans lose their minds, your finest hour
>Nintendo sees the potential theyโve been ignoring
>They make you the final boss of the new Donkey Kong game
>They give you a canonical reason for your absence
>You literally dug to the planetโs core to retrieve the Bananium Root
>Plan? Use it to make a wish that wipes out every Kong in existence
>The primordial god behind the root senses your overwhelming malice and it's simply disgusted
>Seals you and your entire species away for being too rotten to the core
>Now youโre joining the Mario Kart roster and getting your first cinematic debut in the upcoming DK animated movie
Is there any comeback arc better than this?
>Disappear for nearly two decades
>Everyone thinks youโre trapped in Rare/Microsoft hell
>Written off as irrelevant, no longer DKโs main villain
>Out of nowhere, Sakurai saves you
>Get added to Smash Ultimate with one of the best remixes ever made (still unbeaten)
>Fans lose their minds, your finest hour
>Nintendo sees the potential theyโve been ignoring
>They make you the final boss of the new Donkey Kong game
>They give you a canonical reason for your absence
>You literally dug to the planetโs core to retrieve the Bananium Root
>Plan? Use it to make a wish that wipes out every Kong in existence
>The primordial god behind the root senses your overwhelming malice and it's simply disgusted
>Seals you and your entire species away for being too rotten to the core
>Now youโre joining the Mario Kart roster and getting your first cinematic debut in the upcoming DK animated movie
Is there any comeback arc better than this?
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