Thread 716525482

>Hey DK! It’s been a while! I’ve gotten a bit bigger, haven’t I?

Gosh I hope nobody gets upset over this thread. That would be pretty silly of them ;)

Erm.. do you reeeally wanna ERP as.. like.. a character from an E-rated game?? That’s… kinda yikes?

OP here, every poster ITT is me.

>>716525598
Omg not a samefag or anything but I want to bear your children because this response was so perfect!!

>>716525598
OP = destroyed.

Not a samefag btw, I’m OP.

>>716525482 (OP)
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>>716526021
All me btw

tranny.. erp.. um.. hrt.. gooner.. uh.. schizo.. meltdown.. um..

I’m.. I’m out of buzzwords, bros..

Am.. am I OWNED??

>>716525598
BEST
RESPONSE
EVAR

OP IS DONE!!
I AM OP!!

>>716526182
You can’t be me. I’m you and OP is me.

>>716525598
Yes.

Scene 1
>Oh my Donkey Kong.. it looks like we’ve both gotten bigger. Especially in.. certain areas *winks*

Continue from here.

>>716525736
yes we can tell

>>716525598
Not a samefag but can you please fuck my wife?

Also, OP really owned the whole thread, huh?

>>716526943
t. OP

>>716525598
B
A
S
E
D

(not a samefag)

OP is everywhere, man. He’s in the fucking walls, man. He’s under my skin. I know because I am him.

not taking that L with dignity are we

>>716525482 (OP)
Made for APE boney dick.

Reminder that I’m not owned. I will now spend 6 hours explaining all of the ways in which I’m not owned and crying to the mods.

>>716526634
>I'm donkey kong

Ook ook!

>>716525482 (OP)
I don't get it. Is OP the OP from last time or is OP the other anon that Last Thread OP was going back and forth with?

*erases everyone in this thread with the power of the void*

>>716527240
OP is a skeleton?

>>716527376
L stands for my Limp penis, btw.

I’m OP, btw. You better not just make another thread to make a fool of me.

>>716527561
Yes and no.

Take the L (my Limp dick), OP.

I am OP.

>>716527584
But there's only one person here

Why can’t OP have dignity like me, someone who samefags for 5 hours on a saturday and cries to the mods?

You all have a lot to learn from me.

I’m not owned btw.

And I’m OP.

>>716527467
>I will now spend 6 hours explaining all of the ways in which I’m not owned
No need to do that when the owning never took place

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>>716527713
Man, OP must be pretty upset to post this many times in a row..

>>716527784
Yep. Just me and you (also me).

Mods please turn on thread IDs just this once, you know it would be funny

Mods please wipe my bum bum just this once. The bad man upset me and my reports do nothing.

>>716528060
What would be funny about there being one ID (me)?

>>716528059
And me, me,me,me and me too!

>>716527849
Oh good, then I guess I can just close my tab then since I’m not owned. It would be weird to argue for 6 hours unless I were, don’t you agree, OP?

>>716528143
Oh that’s it. I’m reporting this thread. OP will pay for this.

look at the timestamps on the first 15 posts ITT

>>716525598
Based based BASED!!

OP is in SHAMBLES!!!

>>716528473
Nice try, OP. I’m reporting you for hurting my feelings. But I’m not owned.

Alright time to decide this once and for all
https://poal.me/b34jhi

Man, OP really can’t take the L, huh?

And I must stress—the L is my Limp dick.

>>716525482 (OP)
I think I remember seeing this thread before. Huhh...

Alright time to decide this once and for all
http://poal.me/nnieeq

It just goes to show, you never know when a post on /v/ is going to ruin someone's entire life

Owned Anon isn’t funny desu. Nothing he’s said has been clever or made me laugh. He just sounds angry. OP sounds like he’s having fun.

I’m moot, btw.

>>716525482 (OP)
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>>716527240
>im not mad guyz, you are.
>*still hasnt gotten over getting utterly (cl)owned on for being a deranged sexfreak and makes a second thread to whine in*

You are the gayest, twinkledee-est faggot to ever flamboyantly flamingo flamenco-dance on into 4chan. My eyeballs have turned into fuzzy, diseased balls of canceraids just reading your posts.
jannies, plz, for the love of god, turn on the ID's for just this time. That or just fucking nuke this thread from orbit.

>>716528948
It just takes one owning..

>>716529074
Hey guys, I forget.. if you’re assblasted are you more or less likely to make angry ranting posts like this?

>>716525482 (OP)
Just post the porn and be done with it. Your thread is a failure anyway.

>>716529074
This is me btw, and no I wasn’t crying when I typed it.

>>716529289
>Your thread is a failure anyway.
If you only knew how wrong you were.

>>716528857
Nigga, that’s nuts,

>>716525598
I literally came in my pants from this post. Not a samefag.

*pulls OPs string*

If OP responds to the thread again, then I win *smirks*

Phew, there we go

Boom.

Exactly as planned.

Foolproof.

I’m not owned.

Anyone who responds after this is OP and me and also I win.

>>716529053
I see what you mean, he’s really just unpleasant. He probably posts on Twitter all day.

OP raped me in the sweltering hot summer of 1992.

https://poal.me/kr9q03
Since this thread is going nowhere but shitflinging back and forth between two cucks

>>716530815
That poal sucks, OP. Post one about the best fast food, you cuck.

>>716530980
Nah I don't think I will
btw Ghost and the rest of his IC won
JAG WON
COPE

you cant do it a second time

>>716531393
Don’t tell me what I can’t do, OP. You didn’t own me which is why I’m still here seething. Also if you respond I win, because that always works.

>>716531082
Ok. I don’t know who that is but I’m happy for them. Or sorry that happened.

OP kinda owned ya’ll desu.

I’m OP.

OP here my name is Todd Howard
And I hope all of you purchase my newest game called Fallout 76 or else

>>716532631
Fuck off Todd. I’m going to spend 12 hours samefagging and reporting you to prove that I’m not owned.

ah, new board schizo just dropped

>>716532816
You WILL buy my game and you WILL spend more on the Atomic Shop
I already contacted my secret squad to hunt you down

>>716533196
Not every remotely similar post is a schizo.

ah, new poopie just dropped in my diaper

luckily I have samefagging and reports to save me. bet you feel pretty dumb now, huh OP?

>>716533384
Uh oh anon, prepare to get samefagged and reported from the very not-owned poster.

>villain thinks he won
>gets btfo’d in the sequel

Name a more kino trope.

>>716532816
DO YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING GAME YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND DRAIN YOUR WALLET AND BANK ACCOUNTS EMPTY ALL ON MY GAMES DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD
I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL WORSE THAN IT IS NOW IF YOU DO NOT PURCHASE A COPY OF FALLOUT 76 RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU RAT
BUY MY FUCKING GAMES NOW OR PERISH
IM NO LONGER FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE I WILL START EXECUTING PEOPLE ONE BY ONE AGAIN UNTIL I SEE SOME RECEIPTS

Jeez, that anon could have at least voted in his own poll. It’s a sad way to learn that you have no one on your side.

>>716534204
But anon...
I am the one that voted no

>>716534301
*gasp*
Does that mean.. we were best friends all along?

>>716534727
yes

Wow what a wholesome ending.

Mods, ban everyone.

>>716534919
I DIDN'T GET THE WHOLESOME ENDING
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY RECEIPTS /v/?

>>716535063
I FUCKING WARNED ALL OF YOU THAT I WOULD START EXECUTING PEOPLE
I'LL START FIRST WITH THIS WEBSITE

>>716533515
Good luck with that. I can just wait 10 seconds and get a new IP.

I don't know what the fuck is going on here and I don't care, I just wanna post this new Gonzarez's image.

My BWC hurts

>>716527528
Hi Donkey Kong, I am Rathalos from the Monster Hunter series, have you seen my wife, Rathian also from the Monster Hunter series, anywhere?

>>716525598
What, you've never played a Sonic game?

Alexa, what’s the historical origin of AIDS?

>>716532631
But Todd, your newest game is Starfield!