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Anonymous No.716529102 [Report] >>716529848 >>716531286 >>716532552 >>716532660 >>716534446 >>716534971 >>716535734 >>716538375
It's over.
Anonymous No.716529194 [Report]
When did Peach help Mario besides Del Fino & Super Princess Peach?
Anonymous No.716529270 [Report]
>peach, i have something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
Anonymous No.716529273 [Report]
my boy Weegee is the only one with the guts to fuck his woman
Anonymous No.716529801 [Report]
The japanese version is uncucked btw.
Anonymous No.716529848 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
Nah, I ain't buying that shit.

Mario showed up in a fucking suit to marry her at the end of Mario Odyssey. A man doesn't go through hell and back MULTIPLE TIMES in many games if he doesn't love her.

Also fuck nintendo for not finally tying the knot. Let him be happy you fucking hacks.
Anonymous No.716529912 [Report] >>716530505
Why is Japan so obsessed with main characters being asexual?
Anonymous No.716530505 [Report]
>>716529912
It's Americans.
Anonymous No.716530587 [Report]
Holy fuck, never noticed this in any Mario game.
Anonymous No.716530624 [Report]
How long till Peach starts calling Mario an incel?
Anonymous No.716531286 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
The timing of this really does feel like they want to pivot to Mario and Pauline being a couple.
Or to free up Peach for the return of her first true love.
Anonymous No.716531540 [Report] >>716532708
Reminder that actual heterosexual women prefer her with Bowser over Mario
Anonymous No.716532552 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
Mario is a chaser, hew wants that Birdo bussy
Anonymous No.716532660 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
fucking whore
Anonymous No.716532708 [Report]
>>716531540
As opposed to the gay women who prefer Mario as a partner? Take your meds.
Anonymous No.716532734 [Report]
Mario and Peach were never a couple.
Nintendo had enough and decided to finally set the point straight.
Anonymous No.716532783 [Report]
Hispanics getting internet access was the worst thing to ever happen in human history. Should've all been genocided. Same for all people from broken homes.
Anonymous No.716533013 [Report]
>Shipfags utterly devastated
WHATEVER WILL YOU DO NOW!? WHICH IMAGINARY SUPPOSED ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN CARTOON CHARACTERS DO YOU OBSESS OVER 24/7 365 NOW!?!

IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE!?!
Anonymous No.716534446 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
bowswerchads...
Anonymous No.716534971 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
Legalize heterosexuality.
Anonymous No.716535734 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
This is literally plumber genocide.
Anonymous No.716538375 [Report]
>>716529102 (OP)
>officially confirmed FWBs
Brave move.