It's over.

When did Peach help Mario besides Del Fino & Super Princess Peach?

>peach, i have something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?

my boy Weegee is the only one with the guts to fuck his woman

The japanese version is uncucked btw.

>>716529102 (OP)
Nah, I ain't buying that shit.

Mario showed up in a fucking suit to marry her at the end of Mario Odyssey. A man doesn't go through hell and back MULTIPLE TIMES in many games if he doesn't love her.

Also fuck nintendo for not finally tying the knot. Let him be happy you fucking hacks.

Why is Japan so obsessed with main characters being asexual?

>>716529912
It's Americans.

Holy fuck, never noticed this in any Mario game.

How long till Peach starts calling Mario an incel?

>>716529102 (OP)
The timing of this really does feel like they want to pivot to Mario and Pauline being a couple.
Or to free up Peach for the return of her first true love.

Reminder that actual heterosexual women prefer her with Bowser over Mario

>>716529102 (OP)
Mario is a chaser, hew wants that Birdo bussy

>>716529102 (OP)
fucking whore

>>716531540
As opposed to the gay women who prefer Mario as a partner? Take your meds.

Mario and Peach were never a couple.
Nintendo had enough and decided to finally set the point straight.

Hispanics getting internet access was the worst thing to ever happen in human history. Should've all been genocided. Same for all people from broken homes.

>Shipfags utterly devastated
WHATEVER WILL YOU DO NOW!? WHICH IMAGINARY SUPPOSED ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN CARTOON CHARACTERS DO YOU OBSESS OVER 24/7 365 NOW!?!

IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE!?!

>>716529102 (OP)
bowswerchads...

>>716529102 (OP)
Legalize heterosexuality.

>>716529102 (OP)
This is literally plumber genocide.

>>716529102 (OP)
>officially confirmed FWBs
Brave move.