Thread 716534536

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Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:48:07 AM No.716534536 >>716534656 >>716534912 >>716534982 >>716534992 >>716535274

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Why the fuck is this faggot shit in the game

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:49:29 AM No.716534623 >>716535036

Because DK is now gay coded. He can't stop thinking about phallic shit to shove up his ass

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:49:54 AM No.716534654 >>716535115

it’s a children’s game. you’re manchild limpdick faggot for playing this shit

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:49:54 AM No.716534656 >>716535115

>>716534536 (OP)
What is it, your rated E cartoon monkey isn't mature enough for your taste?

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:53:55 AM No.716534912

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>>716534536 (OP)

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:54:32 AM No.716534959

>see monkey who likes banan
>immediately think of sucking cock
i think it might be you anon

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:54:52 AM No.716534982

>>716534536 (OP)
They wanted to appeal to you personally.

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:55:00 AM No.716534992

>>716534536 (OP)
I have bad news... you are gay...

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:55:21 AM No.716535019

>euro power hour
>threads turn to faggotry

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:55:40 AM No.716535036

>>716534623
explains why he's a pedo now too

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:56:50 AM No.716535115

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>>716534654
>>716534656
these games aren't even made for kids, they're catered to toddlers and played by Disney adult manchild retards who just want some nostalgic slop to mindlessly consoom.

Actual kids games back in the day used to be appealing to all ages and were challenging as fuck.

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 1:59:02 AM No.716535274 >>716535568

>>716534536 (OP)
The new design really grows on you over time. The old design kind of looks ugly to me now. Pauline also has a 10/10 design, I hope she gets to be Mario Kart dlc and maybe even featured alongside a revamped DK in the next Smash Bros.

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:03:07 AM No.716535568

>>716535274
nope

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:07:26 AM No.716535879 >>716536557

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DK Bananaza hate is so forced.

Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:18:04 AM No.716536557

>>716535879
Most complaints about it make it obvious that those making them haven't even played the game. It has something for pretty much everyone.