Thread 716534536 - /v/ [Archived: 30 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:48:07 AM No.716534536
faggot dk
faggot dk
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Why the fuck is this faggot shit in the game
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:49:29 AM No.716534623
Because DK is now gay coded. He can't stop thinking about phallic shit to shove up his ass
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:49:54 AM No.716534654
it’s a children’s game. you’re manchild limpdick faggot for playing this shit
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:49:54 AM No.716534656
>>716534536 (OP)
What is it, your rated E cartoon monkey isn't mature enough for your taste?
Replies: >>716535115
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:53:55 AM No.716534912
x1080
x1080
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>>716534536 (OP)
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:54:32 AM No.716534959
>see monkey who likes banan
>immediately think of sucking cock
i think it might be you anon
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:54:52 AM No.716534982
>>716534536 (OP)
They wanted to appeal to you personally.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:55:00 AM No.716534992
>>716534536 (OP)
I have bad news... you are gay...
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:55:21 AM No.716535019
>euro power hour
>threads turn to faggotry
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:55:40 AM No.716535036
>>716534623
explains why he's a pedo now too
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:56:50 AM No.716535115
thr
thr
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>>716534654
>>716534656
these games aren't even made for kids, they're catered to toddlers and played by Disney adult manchild retards who just want some nostalgic slop to mindlessly consoom.

Actual kids games back in the day used to be appealing to all ages and were challenging as fuck.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:59:02 AM No.716535274
>>716534536 (OP)
The new design really grows on you over time. The old design kind of looks ugly to me now. Pauline also has a 10/10 design, I hope she gets to be Mario Kart dlc and maybe even featured alongside a revamped DK in the next Smash Bros.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:03:07 AM No.716535568
>>716535274
nope
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:07:26 AM No.716535879
1751554223391742m
1751554223391742m
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DK Bananaza hate is so forced.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:18:04 AM No.716536557
>>716535879
Most complaints about it make it obvious that those making them haven't even played the game. It has something for pretty much everyone.