>>716537391 (OP)Well yeah. Mario is canonically a perpetually young 21-year-old, so it makes sense that itโs too early for him to settle down.
YEAH HAHAHAHAHA MARIO IS A KEK BOWSER WON LUIGI WON LINK IS A KEK BLAH BLAH BLAH HOW MANY FUCKING THREADS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ABOUT THIS?
Grown ass men mad because the fictional princess and pumbler are not dating
>>716537391 (OP)She exclusively takes playstation BBC
>>716537391 (OP)Bowser is so fucking lucky...he gets to hit that anytime he wants...
>friendzoned
holy fuck tendies lost
erictranny won... i kneel
>>716537593Who are you quoting, nigtard?
>>716537820We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
Can you blame them? How can they go back after getting some good dick?
>>716537391 (OP)why are we acting like we didn't already know this?
>>716537391 (OP)Yes, I trust "rawmeatcowboy" on this. Kill yourself.
Nintendo just lost a customer.
"When a man does a favor for a woman they are owed sex" -Chuds