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Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:38:07 AM No.716537802 [Report] >>716537902 >>716538036 >>716538210
How come Cranky can have kids but Mario cannot?
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This screams of anti-Italian discrimination.
#freePaulineJr
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:40:03 AM No.716537902 [Report] >>716538036
She is just like her dad.png md5: 49791a69...
>>716537802 (OP)
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:42:02 AM No.716538036 [Report] >>716538115
>>716537902
>>716537802 (OP)
When are you going to kill yourself?
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:43:28 AM No.716538115 [Report] >>716538334
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>>716538036
Don't be rude. We just want confirmation of the Mario sisters.
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:44:46 AM No.716538210 [Report] >>716538618
>>716537802 (OP)
It ain't because he's italian.
It's because he's short. Maybe a little because he's also fat, but mainly because the manlet thing.
Using controlled substances to grow doesn't count. Not only is it not legal, and therefore not something nintendo can openly condone, but it'd probably cause birth defects or non-viable fetus'.
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:46:39 AM No.716538334 [Report] >>716538602
>>716538115
No. You're really annoying. You should kill yourself. You were supposed to fuck off when the game didn't confirm your delusions to begin with.
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:50:16 AM No.716538602 [Report] >>716538720
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>>716538334
You are talking to someone else.
Why are you so mean to me, and other Anons who think my theory makes sense?
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:50:33 AM No.716538618 [Report]
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>>716538210
Height isn't an issue. Plenty of natural cases where a little Chad still gets a Stacy pregnant.
Pauline could also just get on her knees or pickup Mario during sex.
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:52:08 AM No.716538720 [Report]
>>716538602
Because speds like you need to be put in their place.
Anonymous 7/27/2025, 2:55:50 AM No.716538969 [Report]
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