Has Peach ever done something like this for Mario?

>>716989879 (OP)
sweatie, Pink Gold Peach is literally a playable character

>>716989879 (OP)
Gave Mario a kiss in multiple games and baked him a cake

>>716989879 (OP)

>>716990123
>>716990242
Cakes stop existing. A fucking statue lasts a long time

>>716989879 (OP)
In a way peach and mario's relationship is a perfect way to encapsulate the players relationship with nintendo. The players (mario) are invited by Nintendo, commit to a series of mild challenges (pay for products) to ultimately be left staring at what everyone else is playing (luigi = playsation) and left alone, cold and unfulfilled.

Really it's just training them for what they can expect in reality.

Mario should learn from Wario

>>716989879 (OP)
Peach friend zoning C.uckrio is now canon.
Good thing I've always been a LuigiGod.

>>716989879 (OP)
> a statue depicting two good friends.

>>716990286
Mario tearing Daisy's hymen first is forever too

>>716990793
uh oh...
luigi bros what is our answer to this

>>716990286
not only is it a golden statue, it's a golden statue that is right in front of her castle.
Luigi won bigly

>>716990793
It wouldnt be so bad if they weren't already in something resembling a relationship. Going on vacations together and shit. Then make an entire game with a wedding theme to awkwardly blue ball you at the end. They could have just never addressed the issue, but they way they did it was dumb. Now they have made it so Peach is a redundant character. Mario could just save the Mushroom Kingdom because he is good friends with Toads and Yoshis.

>>716990950
>uh oh, here's non-canon art by a cuck fetishist. What now?
So anyway. Its a shame though, I actually like the way he draws girls (the one girl he draws because they all look the same). I dont even mind the Wario and Daisy pairing. Its the cuck shit that makes it weird. Even weirder that he claims he does that "for his daughter".

>>716989879 (OP)
Peach is old news. Mario is banging this bitch now.

>>716989879 (OP)
where and when will i meet my daisy?

>>716991876
Tinder. Hope you dont mind that she is triple your body mass, and a single mother of 4 already.

Why is the mario lore so cuck coded

>>716991876
Step 1. be the Taller younger brother of a famous hero that is a brave scaredy cat and funny

>>716991936
that wouldn't be a girl like princess daisy then...
a girl in highschool named daisy confessed to me but she was a druggy who shaved half her head and fucked every other druggy in school...

Fun fact, Luigi and Daisy's are both massive homos, but both of them don't know that the other knows that they're gay.
Daisy thinks she's Luigi's beard, and vice versa.

>>716991989
is there a step 0 i can attempt?

>>716991995
There is no human female like Daisy. Better take them standards down by about 99%.

>>716991942
A consequence of Miyamoto trying to keep a naturally romantic plot of hero saves princess as aromantic as possible and doing so for decades.

Why is peach so fucking ungrateful?

>>716992051
be rescued by yoshi

Why did Peach do what she did at the end of Odyssey?

>>716992364
See >>716992118

>>716992364
Mario got a better girl out of this

Odyssey made Peach look like a rude, ungrateful bitch.

>>716992076
>>716992261

Peach and Mario are just "good friends." Luigi and Daisy are blatantly fucking.

>>716992364
Because Shigeru Miyamoto is getting old and might have everything come full circle.
And Shuntaro Furukawa can help.

>>716992586
>Luigi and Daisy are blatantly fucking.
About that..

>>716992801
kys you cuck wierdo

>>716992534
To be fair, Mario and Bowser were being a bit too pushy at the end. Women don't like being seen as just a prize to be won.

>>716992586
Weirdly this “good friends” news has only emboldened Mario/Peach shippers.

>>716992801
>>716990950
Uh oh wario cucks there's fanart that says otherwise

>>716993001
I've seen more emboldened Peach waifufags and Peach x Bowser shippers

>>716992943
Mario deserved peach though.
He's risking his life for her and she just dumps him

>>716993121
Uh oh, that's wario's baby

>>716993152
If a firefighter saves you from a burning building, are you obligated to suck his dick?

>>716993336
Only if youre a pretty female. I'm quite flabbergasted they dont do that immediately after getting rescued.

>>716993336
Did that firefighter save me multiple times and is Single?

>>716990286
Sorry, Mario is too busy having to steal yet another gold statue of Peach and only her back.

The strange thing is that Nintendo even feels the need to address this stuff. If you don't want romantic undertones don't add them, it doesn't matter what fans joke about. They're the ones making this weird.

>>716993842
Nintendo doesnt have to focus on romance, just go with what people are already shown.

>>716989879 (OP)
Imagine your rich girlfriend loves you so much she commissions a gold statue of you dancing with her.

>>716994845
What is she seeing in him?
He's a complete loser

>>716994907
long dick, perfect for this anal freak

>>716994907
Caring, funny, charming, heroic, has a huge dick.

>>716994907
He makes her laugh.

>>716994907
luigi went to to several the most haunted places on the planet 3 times that had the king of all the boos and despite being extremely scared braved his way through to save his brother and friends and now owns several mansions and is possibly the richest non monarch in the whole of the Mario world
luigi is not a loser

>>716994845
Luigi is tall, fit and has a fucking mansion.

>>716994907
He is loaded in Luigi's mansion tho. They're an old money meets new money couple

>>716994907
She's a complete loser too

>POV: You fucked up.

>>716995790
She screams "correction"

>>716995790
Then remove the pickles bitch

>>716995931
i dont want the fucking pickle juice on my burger.

>>716993168
Alright Wario cuck, show me a single moment in Mario canon where Wario and Daisy even halfway interact in a positive light. Justify your retarded cuckoldry, go on.

>>716994907
Outside everything other anons have mentioned, I think it'd be funny as hell if Luigi, the so-called "cowardly" brother, was the one brave enough to confess his feelings for Daisy right away while his "brave" brother Mario flounders like a fish and is too scared to admit it until the last (and worst) moment, >>716992364.
Absolutely nothing backing up this take, I just think the idea is amusing.

For all you know. Luigi and Daisy are just good friends as well.

>>716996416
Until Nintendo comes out and openly shits on Luigi and Daisy, she's still in the green.

>>716996416
Yeah, you know how everyone has golden statues of themselves dancing with their good bros. Totally platonic.

>>716993152
>He's risking his life for her
Because that's pretty much his job. He already gets rewarded for his job with the princess' favor and a modest house in the kingdom, but demanding that she fuck him for saving her is like demanding the President fuck any Secret Service agent who prevents an attempt on the President's life.

>>716996371
Its amusing to think that from Daisy perspective too. Like she's portrayed as a tomboy but what if she was also too cowardly to take the first step with Luigi, instead trying to play it off as them being cool buds and slapping herself in the head in private. Then he ends up being the one to step up first much to her shock and relief.

>>716996548
Or rather, the green is in her! Hyuk hyuk.

Tangent, I am getting real fed up with all the art that makes Luigi taller than Daisy. What the fuck is that shit.

>>716996984
>Because that's pretty much his job.
Not really? He's a plumber

>>716991796
Pauline Jr. is so hot. I wish I haf money to play her game.

>>716994907
Luigi is literally the more capable, talented Mario brother.
He just doesn't really care for the whole hero thing as much and Mario is enough to handle most issues on his own. Luigi only gets involved when shit's going down for real. He's the big guns.

>>716997585
Now go home and get your fuckin vaccuum cleaner

>>716997181
1. When was the last time him being a plumber even slightly came up in the games?
2. When the princess is kidnapped, everyone turns to Mario to fix it. The Toads of the kingdom don't even try to do anything, they go straight to Mario, which suggests that his recognized role in the kingdom is to protect and save the princess.

They didn't have to make Peach a cunt in Odyssey.

Nintendo went out of their way in that one to avoid making her completely at anyone's mercy. The result was an insufferable bitch, especially considering the end where she's curt with Mario and goes "to travel the world alone".

I guess the Blackrock money weighted on their decisions.

>>716994907
Luigi isn't really allowed that cowardly. It's one of many things people exaggerate about Mario characters.

>>716989879 (OP)
She did more.

>>716989879 (OP)
Peach also never did this

https://youtu.be/-IRjojsmzQw?si=aqV8p0GnFdAepGXV

>>716993168

>>716990697
Many men have lost money from chasing women, but no man has lost women from chasing money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcp6_H0Zds

>>716999358
Exactly. The "cowardly Luigi" thing is mostly a meme at this point. Dude fights ghosts with nothing but a flashlight and a vacuum cleaner while sweating bullets and people act like that’s not hardcore. He still shows up, still gets it done. If anything, he’s the most realistic hero - scared but still doing the right thing. That’s more badass than Mario just blindly charging into lava castles like it's Tuesday.

Reminder that Luigi rawdogs this

>>717000897
they don't have kids, I doubt he's rawdogging. Maybe occasionally if he's a good boy.

>>716993336
Yeah, kinda

>>716994907
According to the superstar saga games, he has the biggest heart of all

>>717001341
>no Mario & Luigi game where Peach and Daisy are also party members so you switch out different combinations
>no double date scenes

>>717001419
This will happen when miyamoto is gone/dead

>>717000897
please dont remind me. my life sucks enough.

>>717001419
>Wario/Waluigi in the background try to ruin it but keep failing in a comical fashion
We were robbed

>>717001419
I would also like Wario and Waluigi as party members too. No NTR bait or anything, I just think they’re neat.

>>717001419
>game is literally called Mario & Luigi: Double Date

>>717001114
Daisy is very good at keeping track of her ovulation.

>>716994907
>Brave
>Caring
>Has a personality unlike his brother
>loyal
>Rich
Luigi is what every fucking girl dreams about.

>>717001419
Mario/Peach and Luigi/Daisy take a romantic vacation together
>Wario and Waluigi tag along completely oblivious to the couples thing, they just think they can pull off some harebrained scheme to get rich
Would be cute

>>716994907
I feel like people believe cowardice is an attitude rather than inaction. You read one of those big game hunter memoirs where guys singlehandedly tracked down and killed man-eating tigers, and it's always something like
>The beast was closer than I thought in the underbrush, it leaped out at me as I lifted my 5000 grain rifle, I shit my pants and suffered a minor heart attack that lowered my life expectancy demonstrably by 7 years but by god I killed that Nigger of the Jungle and saved the tribe
Luigi is literally this part of the human spirit incarnate.

do what

>>716990242
We know who she really loves

>>717004273
Bowser has so much more to offer Peach than Mario does.

>>716992801
Isn't Wario a friendly rival to Toadette?

>>716992801
I'll never understand this obsession with cuckshit. Especially Wario, the man values money over bitches so he'd never do this.

>>716991876
Southeast Asia, like Thaiwan or the Phillipines or New Guinea

>>716996696
She pegs him with love

>>717006801
No they're besties

>>716992801
Wario already has a red head pining for him.

He bought a dog home

>>716994907
Related to her sister's boyfriend = pre-checked relationship material.
Taller than his brother, so having Luigi as bf is a 1up on Peach.

Besties

>>716994907
He cleans her pipes

>>717010113
Another point in Luigi's favor - he has a dog. Bitches love dogs.

>>716994845
my wife commissioned lewd art of me

>>717011314
pos tit

>>716994907
The Mario Bros are in-universe gigachad heroes who have saved many kingdoms and live exciting, fun lives doing whatever they fucking feel like doing. People get caught up on them being goofy cartoon dudes in a goofy cartoon world.

>>716992515
Just post everything

>>717005872
I find it hard to believe his genitalia is even compatible with hers

>>717011228
And a mansion

The girls in this series should all be brown

>>717011843
not red enough

>>716989879 (OP)
>I carved that one wonderful summer.
>What did Luigi think?
>You know, we've never discussed it.

Daisy squirts

>>716994845
peach and mario are just friends

>>716998282
How do we know that Shigeru Miyamoto didn't make that decision?

>>716994845
Style and confidence

The Green Menace

Imagine the edged buttjobs

>>716993121
she's just fat everyone knows the stork delivers babies in mario verse

>>716991697
Luigi literally wears a green hat, gweilo.

>>717000457
>If anything, he’s the most realistic hero - scared but still doing the right thing.
The last scene with King Boo at the end of 3 really exemplifies this - Luigi has King Boo by the tongue, and King Boo still tries to intimidate Luigi even when Luigi is about to win. Luigi's expression says it all - he IS intimidated. Even on the cusp of victory, he's still scared shitless of King Boo, and yet he still keeps going despite being inches away from a monster who has made his life hell three times already, so he doesn't even know if this will be the last time he has to deal with King Boo. And yet, despite the terror, despite the uncertainty, despite everything, he keeps going, and he sucks that Boo bastard up once more.
That is true bravery. That is a man who earned his happy ending, who earned his place next to Daisy in his big ass mansion with a cute little ghost dog.

>>717001114
Mona?

>>717011843
Given the shitshow that Mario's romantic life has become, you think he's happy for Luigi, or is he secretly seething?

>>716994907
He objectively isnt.

>>717016647
>Luigi's kid has a crush on Wario

He's not gonna like this

>>717017445
>shitshow that Mario's romantic life
not in my canon

>>717019224

Is this a-really how you want to spend your-a day?

A-talking about my brother and-a Daisy Fucking?

>>717020421
yes

>>717020421
Nah, you're right. We should be talking about Bowser and Peach fucking. Much less annoying, right Mario?

>>717020785

>>716989879 (OP)
she doesn't love him
that's retconned

>>716992515
>trans bowser
>girl
retard

>>717013879
wasn't there some theory that rosalina was her own mother and luigi was the father somehow
This is the first time it crossed my mind in years

>>717021417
If the magic means they can have a baby it shouldn't matter

>>717021458
The theory was that thanks to FTL space travel Rosalina is from a past universe and the daughter of that Mario and Peach.

She mention her father mustache and this is her mother.

>>717020785

>>717004273
>SAVE ME MARIO
Please just help me Luigi!
>no no no I don't think so
Why whatchu sayin bro???
>That bi**h is a ho

>>717021290
You have no proof of that claim.

Sommie

Nintendo is planning something amazing for us.

>>717023696
>pay child support just like your game hero
what did they mean by this?

>Make Luigi out to be the pussy-assed, loser wimpy older brother who's always scared
>He's the one who actually wins at life
Why do the media jews do this? Why do they keep giving losers false hope?

>>717023806
Well actually, he went back to New Donk City and married Pauline instead of Peach, and then they conceived a new Pauline.

>>717004273
This is a pity gift after Peach let Mario and Luigi completely beat Bowser up.
Peach also rejects Bowser in this game, and shitty Bowser tries to literally kill her.

>>717023962
Because it's a tale about true heroism. Luigi moves forward in spite of his fear. Now you do that too. Trust me, the first step is the hardest

Good afternoon, I hate women so much it's fucking unreal.

>>717024112
>Luigi literally sleeping because he knows Bowser is a bitch and his bro's got this

>>717024223
We hate you too, sperm dispenser

>>716989879 (OP)
>"Mario, shut up and go sit on your chair"
>"Yes Peachhime! Let's a go!!!!"

>>717024253
YWNBAW, trannigger.

>>717020785
>Nah, you're right. We should be talking about Bowser and Peach fucking. Much less annoying, right Mario?
Never in your like Bowser cuck.

>>717024373
We are half the population and your bloodline ends with you

>>717023696
Going back to being Pauline's boyfriend was always Mario's endgame.

>>717024112
>Peach also rejects Bowser in this game
Just for appearances. After all, the Koopalings came from somewhere...

>Sees a chair in a bedroom
>>>OMFG U GUISE IT'S THE HECKIN' KEK CHAIR!!! SOMEONE SITS THERE AND WATCHES PEOPLE FUCK ON THE BEEEED!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with zoomers?

>>717024335
NinTendoR

Has Mario ever cooked anything?

>>717024451
>We're half the population!
>Your bloodline dies with YOOOOU
Yup, delusional trannoid detected.

>>717024627
YIPPIE!

>>717024509
>>Peach also rejects Bowser in this game
>Just for appearances. After all, the Koopalings came from somewhere...
Confirmed not Bowser's kids. Miyamoto also confirms he himself is the mom of Jr.

>>716989879 (OP)
Mariobros..........................................

>>717024627
>The Mario Anime
>The VERY FIRST Nintendo attempt to produce lore for Mario.
>It portrays him as a cuck.

>>717024808
No, that was a joke.
Bowser Jr.'s mother has yet to be revealed.

>>717025019
....would.

Anita won.

>Nintendo realizes their fans are a bunch of cuckolds
>Feeds into their fans cuckold fetishism
>WTF NINTENDO!? NOOOOOOO!!!
You gaijin piggeru are unpleasable.

>>717024989
>>The VERY FIRST Nintendo attempt to produce lore for Mario.
There were several official animations and lore in manuals prior to the Anime OVA.

>>716989879 (OP)
>>717024335
>"Yes Peachhime! Let's a go!!!!"
Peach likes to watch Mario and Bowser.

>>717025578
>cuckquean peach
too high IQ for this board

>>717010113
One simply possesses the knowledge.

>>717024429
>didnt want the succ from catherine

faggot

>>717025578
Based and canon.

Daisy likes Luigi because he eats ass

>>716994907
>Luigi
>has mansions and dates a princess
>vs
>anon
>shitposts all day

>>717027368
Ghost can't preform

they keep them wearing their prole plumber garb, maintaining the continual reminder that they are beneath and subservient to them. mario and luigi are thankless working class heroes in a cruel class based society that will never give them their deserved rewards.

>>717028758
You know that Daisy got that FREAK in her.

Peach will regret her hesitation

>>717000457
Remember that Luigi is also playable in most Mario games. That is to say, he's as heroic as Mario in Mario games too.

mario is hardly even a character he's just a brand

>>717029609
Peach is gonna lose

>>717029914
She really cant catch a break.
>>>/wsg/5938168

>>716990950
>literally made by a brown dude named Omar

>>717029914
Mario can have 2 wives

>>717011184
>EchoSaber
BASED

>>716994907
The truth that nobody wants to accept is that Luigi is so much of a faggot that women don't even see him as a man. No woman would ever fuck both plumbers. If Mario and Luigi weren't the only men with proper hygiene (Alas wario and waluigi) in the world, Peach and Daisy wouldn't hesitate to dump their partners for a taller and prettier man, just like Mario dumped Pauline for Peach.

>>716989879 (OP)
Peach doesn't owe mario anything

>>717030781
>more localization slop

>>717029914
Pauline is a gorilla thrilla tho? A banana crammer. She rapin’ apes. Gettin’ funky wit a monkey. No romantic interest in Mario whatsoever.

>>717030542
Peach can have a husband and a wife.

The Mushroom Kingdom obeys their Princess.

>>717030939
>No romantic interest in Mario whatsoever.
Pauline was Mario's girlfriend and got her entire city to sing for him in odyssey. DK has Candy kong, not going after kids.

>>717030781
>those ellipses before the word friend

She’s considering what to call him because she knows they’re more than friends

>>717030676
Does good work

>>717030730
Even if everything you said is true (it isn't), the fact still remains that Luigi is with Daisy. So you can cry all you want about Luigi not being a real man or whatever, by your own fucking logic Luigi is still pounding Daisy on the regular because he is her partner and she doesn't have any better options.

>>716997932
>When was the last time him being a plumber even slightly came up in the games?
Super Mario 3D world had Mario and Luigi fix a pipe

Here's a great idea for the next mainline 3D Mario game.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends

>>717032458
god you're so fucking autistic it makes me mad

>>717032168
He isn't. Perhaps only on your head, but the actual Luigi is affected by the boundaries of Nintendo's canon. Luigi never had sex with Daisy, and his implied romance with Daisy is the same as the one Mario and Peach have and will always have. They are stuck in a so called situationship, forever.

>>717012290
And I drink it.

Uh, Luigifags?

>>716990950
I think he started drawing Luigi with Super Crowned King Boo at some point.

>>716989879 (OP)
Uh...it's implied that kid Pauline is the granddaughter of OG Pauline, and if those pants she is wearing mean anything then maybe, just maybe, Mario scored with Pauline instead of Peach.

>>717034397
>Mario got rejected by two princesses
This isn't the own you think it is

>>716989879 (OP)
Peach used to smooch Mario like crazy. This "just friends" revisionism is bullshit.

>>717030730
>The truth that nobody wants to accept is that Luigi is so much of a f- AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>717034397
Daisy gives a hero a proper reward unlike that brainless bimbo Peach.

But that doesn't mean she's interested in more with Mario.

As a woman I can confirm Luigi is sexy

>>716998282
>two men getting up in her face
>chooses Mario in the end literally calling him
>goes on a world tour, not alone, but with Tiara and helps Mario by giving him moons she found.
>artbook suggests Mario and her were supposed to get married
>bitch
????

>>717017445
i personally dont think mario is the type of guy that is envious of others, especially not of his beloved brother, he is probably blaming himself and wondering what does that whore of peach even wants

>>717021417
>trans
trannies WILL never be women though

It Was Like He Was Looking At Walking Garbage.

Peach is a whore and i hope Nintendo stops putting her in Mario games so Mario can interacts with other girls.

>>717030781
she kinda does, mario saved her kingdom and life multiple times

>>716997030
Is this slop
Loogie's left hand is clipping through the dress

>>717037014
Yeah, this. No matter what, Mario is happy for his brother and Daisy. He may be a cuck but he's still a good brother.

>>717040154
it's just under the puffs

>>716989879 (OP)
God, I love Daisy. Why couldn't she and Luigi be the "good friends" so that I could have her instead?

>>716989879 (OP)
don't let the current Nintendo gays/lesbians and tranny devs gaslight you into thinking Mario and Peach are asexual fag friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51_glLGO_ZQ
They are both red blooded heterosexuals and they both are attracted to each other

>>716990970
>not only is it a golden statue, it's a golden statue that is right in front of her castle.
That luigi statue isn't even near daisy's actual castle and where it's placed isn't even in sarasaland.

>>717025197
Sonic was never in a relationship with anyone. Amy was the chaser, and Sonic never saw her as more than a friend. Mrs. Pac-Man was always tied up in legal madness, and I am surprised she lasted as long as she did. Mario's situation is a bit fucked up, but Mario and Peach were never more than good friends, with Mario crushing on her. Peach did make cakes and kiss him on the nose or cheek every so often. But it was never romantic in nature.

>>717044170
Soon that will actually be the case for Luigi and Daisy. Luigi doesn't even invite Daisy to his adventures and rather be a third wheel to Mario and Peach.

>Daisy had a statue commissioned of her and Luigi dancing and put it in the middle of a race track
>Mario Kart is broadcast all over the world
>The entire world knows that Daisy wants to fuck Luigi now
Clever girl...

>>717045372
Of course Mario isn't asexual, he has Pauline :)

>>716990950
>wariofags need to resort to noncanon cuck porn
lol

>>716994907
>big cock
>man of action
>owns a mansion
he's better man than most of /v/

>>717045687
>Sonic was never in a relationship with anyone. Amy was the chaser, and Sonic never saw her as more than a friend.
Sonic has dated Amy multiple times in game in the Adventure to Book game era. Now Amy stopped loving or even chasing him anymore.

>>717046579
Source?

>>717045687
amy getting the chaser stuff written out over time makes sonic much more amenable to her and tolerant of her presence in more recent games, so much so they're pushing for a romance angle instead of an unrequited stalker/target

>>716990386
Here's a (you) for effortposting

>>717046318
I'm so excited to witness them get back together.

>>717045813
That makes Daisy sound like the Mario to Luigi's Peach. Daisy had a statue created for him! He owes her sex!