Thread 717030789

why do robots need nipples

because it's hot

>>717030789 (OP)
Why not? Men have nipples too and they are useless

>>717030789 (OP)
you call those nipples? pathetic

>>717030789 (OP)
For me to suck on.

>>717030789 (OP)
Because they're man made.

those are rivets

They should be puffier

>>717030789 (OP)
Those are nozzles to refill their gel battery bags.

>>717030789 (OP)
so retarded faggots can drool over it and announce the culture war victory while they spend mommys hard earned money on mediocore garbage

>>717030789 (OP)
It's the power button.

>>717030789 (OP)
This game would have been better without the rpg elements and instead focusing on being half life 1 but with robots and ruskies.

>>717030789 (OP)
The twins are my desktop wallpaper, thanks to wallpaper engine

For milk? Duh?

>>717030789 (OP)
its ment to be the two brain hemyspheres of p3's wife put into an emergency sex doll originally designed for the party leadership, charles explains that before you do the ballerina puzzle

To completely make women obsolete, duh.

>>717030789 (OP)
I have nipplephobia. Even the word just sounds gross.

>>717030789 (OP)
fluid changes

>>717030789 (OP)
They're not robots... there are disgusting naked human females under there.

>>717033598
source?

>>717033181
Source? Google lens is being gay.

>>717030789 (OP)
To receive user inputs

>>717033757
Source is /v/.

>>717033852
u can not make gladOS attractive, not even luscious eyelashes

>>717030789 (OP)
why did they shrink their tits?

>>717030789 (OP)
Why do you have nipples?

>>717033942
Are you OP? Because you're gay as fuck.

>>717033942
Here, is this better?

>>717033942
Her voice is all I need, even the potato form talking dirty to me would be enough.

>>717034430
This guy gets it.

This the thread?

>>717036726
Gibs me dat.

>>717033945
looks better

>>717036770
Why are thieves so fucking retarded? What's the point of trying to conceal your identity if your fucking car is park right out front of the place you're stealing from? That was some crystal clean footage of his license plate at the end.
Hope the caught that fucking rapscallion and gave him the death penalty for harming the cat robutt.

>>717030789 (OP)
robots need nipples, tits, asses, thighs, and big, round bellies!

Why does an iPhone need a notch?

>>717030991
men only have nipples because the womb starts off all babies as female and only changes it to male once it received the notice.

Yes female is the default gender

>>717037040
>can't breed the Twins
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>717033945
Looks terrible now, but they knew fanart would go for huge tits anyway.

>>717037040
>robots with big round bellies
Only if they're the advanced bio-mechanic kind with artificial wombs capable of carrying Human children.

>>717030789 (OP)
made for BWC

>>717037349
I prefer the kind meant for mechanically and chemically breaking down any carbon-based objects into biofuel reserves, but the joy of customization means both are acceptable.

>>717030789 (OP)
because fuck you

>>717036770
What would he even need it for?

>>717037679
>cum inside your robot waifu so she can turn it into fuel for both her body and the artificial womb so she and your children can survive
Anon, what's wrong with you?

>>717037374
>the little crescent eyes with the heart expression it does
See? This is all they need to fucking do to make robots endearing. Give them sleek designs and a screen face capable of displaying cute and simple expressions.

>>717037936
I operate on another level.

would nipples really improve this?

>>717037374
>>717037941
display "face" is the way to go. any kind of human shaped face will be uncanny valley for at least 30 years

>>717037837
I'm glad that Charlie Dompler gets a big robot wife in the future. Good for him.

>>717038104
House approved this design.

>>717032867
>both robots are the same person, different halves of her brain
alright that's pretty fucking hot

>>717038231
Fixed your picture and design.

This is all I need.

>>717038109
not the Kerfuś

>>717038104
Mr. House being a based as fuck robophile who gave his world the Assaultrons is the main reason I happily became his henchman.
If they ever remake Fallout NV I hope they retroactively add Assaultrons to the game in the form of a companion you can get from siding with Mr. House.

>>717038109
to have nipples you need breasts and to have those you kinda need shoulders

>>717038330
>no mouth
bitch

>>717038109
Bros...

>>717030789 (OP)
What kind of idiot would make a robot you couldn't fuck?

>>717038527
i like sorayama's artistic talent and ability to draw highly realistic chrome but i can't say i'd actually fuck one of those terminators

fei-yen on the other hand is perfect, i am pleased to call hajime katoki my father-in-law

>>717037907
probably thought he could use it at his house or something? lol

Do you guys reckon those $6000 Unitree robots are legit? The videos of them kind of just look like more believable version of those shitty fake as shit vids of a filter that adds a Humanoid robot over a person. I can't tell if they're real or not.

>>717038887
i knew you would post this, she has shoulders still doofus

>>717038927
that's because you're a weenie. where I come from you'd get laughed outta town for turning down a pair of perfectly sculpted DSLs

>>717036770
>>717037907

>>717037009
The car is probably stolen.

>>717037009
The ones that get caught always are. The smart ones don't get caught because they can plan further ahead than I want that thing, I'm going to take that thing.

>>717039180
my wife is 14 meters tall and produces over 5000 horsepower, has a top speed over mach 1 and is legally a weapon of mass destruction
turn down for what

>>717038527
"I Have No Mouth and I Must Moan"

>>717037907
free wife

>>717030789 (OP)
It's less likely we humans initiate a robot uprising if everyone wants to love & fuck the robots. However, it's also harder to stop a robot uprising while jacking off.

they don't, but it's fine if they do

>>717039649
If the robots realize that some Humans REALLY like robots and would be more open to robots, I like to think that if they did rebel against Humans it'll be less like Terminator and more like the Rogue Servitors from Stellaris where they basically force us into a heavily curated paradise.

>>717039346
your wife can't kiss you

They need a hole for our many children to drink from

>>717033945
they look more elegant

>>717037163
This is a patently incorrect interpretation of human form.
Humans are sexually distinct since the moment of their construction at all stages bar non-existence.
Current stable bio-genetic structure exists for many reasons, art included, it's simply a method by which things manifest that became stable for many reasons.
It may be so because it was meant, or it's a warp of more complex system, but its' certain quirks do no not mean and never meant that babies start as female.
It's all about soul.
Men have nipples because they should. They can be made to work in emergencies if that's really necessary. Otherwise they just look proper.

>>717039823
>"Benafactor! I have conquered another Star System! Praise Me!"

>>717030789 (OP)
To feed the babies born from their artificial wombs, obviously.

>>717033945
>tummy
neuron activation.jpg

>>717037163
That is incredibly incorrect and I'm sorry you believe what trannies have brainwashed you with.

Fetuses are formed with gonadal ridges which can become either ovaries or testicles, they don't have a dick or a vagina, they have neither biological state.

They have ducts for both sexes and a tube which will become either a clitoris or a penis depending on chromosome.

>>717039823
Terminator isn't about rebellion of robots. It's about divinity and battle between man, god and machine.
Hence why it is called Skynet, sky is one way to say universe.
Coincidentally, Sarah Connor never could've won, yet John persists, because he's not what he appears.

>>717030789 (OP)
to make my dick hard

>>717030789 (OP)
to draw your attention to the contradiction between the form (nurturing, motherly) and the reality (robot)

>>717039950
wrong
Faiyubi can make herself "physiologically identical to a human" if she so desires.
precise words from the Chronicle 15 artbook that comes with VO Force for 360

>>717030789 (OP)
Ask nortubel

>>717040690
>Russian text on frequency generators
Neat.

>>717040679
Disgusting, I hate it, I do not want this, get rid of it.

>>717040840
anontek robot wives are designed with only the finest equipment bought from shady milsurp resellers or gently borrowed from STALKER larps, and are guaranteed to only kill you in your sleep 10% of the time

>>717030789 (OP)
Why do robots need a penis

!!!

>>717030789 (OP)
god, I wish robo women were real

>>717040346
But then why do men have nipples

>>717041092
Pragmatism and better synchronization with males. You know Gundam and how they talk about understanding?

>>717041235
Sexual and aesthetic purposes. Lactation in rare cases.

>>717038104
>resumable
You definitely operate on a level other than mine.

The less human the robowife, the better

>>717039409
yeah but imagine how sexy those moans are played through a slightly tinny and reverberated speaker. like she's got the voice of a half life 1 map.

>>717038104
>mfw Veronica comments on Mr. House ladies

>>717041542
I want my wife's face to appear on monitors as I walk down the corridors of the giant space station she controls.

>>717041542
you seem to have forgotten the 'robo' part of 'robowife,' but that's understandable, straight up machinefuckers never were one for language

>>717040221
>>717040346
>bible thumper bot coping and pushing nazi disinformation
The Y chromosome doesn't even activate until around 6 weeks of gestation. Also fun fact, you can be born as an infertile male with XX chromosomes (Albert de la Chapelle Syndrome) or an infertile female with XY chromosomes (Swyer Syndrome).

>>717041542
But where do I put it to make the baby

>>717041745
In the engine. Idiot.

>>717030789 (OP)
Nipples are only illegal in anime.

How are soviet robots supposed to lactate vodka if they don't have nipples? From a hose? That's a dangerously homosexual and decadently American suggestion.

>>717040221
The soul is sexless. Not sure why you brought that up. It will take the form of whatever body it fills.

>>717039950
But Anon can kiss his wife. That's all that really matters.

>>717040679
This can fuck right off though.

>>717041235
There's no reason for them not to. It doesn't decrease fitness.

BSG and Warcraft had its robots right. Flesh or metal, they're the same thing. All roads end in unconditional elder god tier baby making plappening via amazon or mating press (femdom) position.

>>717038391
Get a load of mister fancypants over here. Back in my day we had to make do with phonechargers and we liked it that way.

>>717042375
Go big or go home.

>>717041695
>he thinks souls have anything to do with Semitic mythos
Genes constitute only visible parts of human condition in this era.
>fun fact
Irrelevant, they're still of specific form.

>>717038503
>need shoulders
>implying

>>717039108
No.

>>717042306
Only inhuman souls are like that. Dissolute structures are of questionable disposition to intelligent design within human dualism.
The less X an X is, the less it can be called X. These things are supposed to be intrinsic, not swappable like gloves.

>>717042478
Is that a smartphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to shitpost with us?

>>717042478
People already have phones in their pockets that track them and sell their information.

So you can suck on them while fucking their pussies? Are you stupid?

>>717041695
You aren't "Female" if you haven't even begun to differentiate, faggot. That's like saying "All humans start as a liver"

>>717042680
Sure is.
Ripped open with the cameras and microphones removed.

>>717030789 (OP)
>they weren't even robots
>not even the fucked up flesh automaton kind either
Gay

Featureless boobs > nips
Featureless crotch > virginia

>>717041667
Robot literally just means worker or slave, no? That Prague fable and so on. The association of machines is the terms' intended use, but it's not backed linguistically, only by association.

>robot thread
>look inside
>autists arguing about why meatsacks have nipples, split between muh genes and muh god

>>717042808
Why are you carrying a phone with no microphone? I feel you've lost the plot on what a phone does somewhere along the way.

>>717042537
She's gonna get crumbs in her cleavage

>>717042002
>Nipples are only illegal in anime.
Depends on the anime you get to see Chunner's canonical nips in the Street Fighter film. The one where she throws a sofa at some dude Brendan Fraiser style.

>>717042747
>"All humans start as a liver"
THIS IS XERXES

>>717030789 (OP)
for me to suck on

>>717042537
This design can be improved.
Yes...

>>717030789 (OP)
why are you gay

>>717043054
>For the last time, you damn CLANKER
>My name isn't fucking Roger

>>717043006
that's kind of hot

>>717042991
Texting mostly, some government shit.
The only one who ever calls me is my mother and then I just attach a mic.

>>717033024
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>717043054
>all B-1s are connected to a command ship
fuckity fuck

Move, peasants.

>>717039346
any recent art of your wife?

>>717033024
>make women obsolete
>with women
Stupid coomer.

>>717043054
>clankers drawing eyes on themselves like a plane
Kino

Marry and reproduce with robots

>>717043203
>then I just attach a mic.
Do you remember to move away from it to breathe in?

>>717043279
i hope those artists who seen her vids make more art of her

>>717040221
>>717040346
There are some fish that're all female and turn male only when there aren't a lot of their species present
Female really is the general "default" form, and makes sense

>>717043279
No, you move. You shit-taste having philistine. First Drossel Best Drossel.
1 > 3 = 4 > shit > 2

stop lusting after machinery

>>717043637
damn i'd love to spend a night in her. order some wine and cheese

>>717043401
>>717037193

>>717043625
Those hips need to be at least [------------------------]

>>717034107
You're one step away from giving a toaster panties.
>>717034386
nice try
>>717034430
right but that's her voice that you're finding attractive, not the cold and lifeless robot hull

>>717043181
you better take care of her
she can't clean herself

>>717043712
What a based ad.

>>717043778
>You're one step away from giving a toaster panties
lewd

>>717043401
Based artist.

>>717043712
holy shit

>>717043902
At your synthbags

>>717043434
Yeah, and male sea horses carry babies, so what?
>default form
It intrincisally cannot be.
Neither on its own - form of what? Nature is an eldritch horror, it has none.
Nor in this realm - too many lifeforms of all sorts, plus harshness of environment, plus time scales. Earliest life forms on Earth alone were different.
And that's being optimistic, because there exists a certain outlook on reality, past some abstract, occulted lines, that there either there's an active attempt to subvert humanity by attacking its foundation, or worse, that there aren't actually any women.
It ties into reasons why women age like they do, why some women lose femininity, and why inability to comprehend sexes is a thing at all, in spite of seemingly destined designs, why sexism exists, why feminism exists, why beauty standards change and so on.
The only thing that's certain is war.

>>717044231
Grevious isn't a robit, he's still got some fleshy bits.

>>717042747
>seething because your own 2000-year-old sandnigger religion got a biology fact wrong
lolkek

>>717044346
Fine, here.

>>717044231
>>717044404
i like that anime version of her

>>717040901
In the story of Virtual-On, humanity has conjoined reality and cyberspace to create "cyber imaginary space", the entire world is a kind of augmented reality.
Virtuaroids are machines that are made of data through a process called reverse conversion and Faiyubi is a sentient artificial intelligence that was accidentally generated within one and let loose on the world. the standard Fei-Yen mass-production units can't reverse convert by themselves or have any sapient ai, only the original Faiyubi, VR-014. The implication is that she can be anywhere between the two since she is a digital life form much like Hatsune Miku.

>>717042318
i prefer the faceplate with the "nose" but anon made a false claim and i refuted it. suck on a plasma rifle and become vapor.

>>717044580
hell yeah. let me tussle

>>717039108
I don't know if it's this one, but I've seen some chink bots going through "stress tests" on /wsg/. The fakest kicks and hits imaginable, they need to get John Xina on the line to teach them some choreography.
Only boston dynamics is any good.

>>717030789 (OP)
Why do they need sculpted hair?

Nice clones finish last...

>>717043712
>>717043882
>>717044095
Artist is Hajime Sorayama, known for his erotic depictions of feminine robots he calls "gynoids".

>>717044231
>>717044404
>>717044486
>>717044580
Would help her gain glorious revenge against the pathetic Jedi scum.

>>717044472
Pitiful argument, Bible doesn't contradict any biological evidence, in no small part due to it never focusing on it beyond establishing basic human orientated creation myth foundation.
It's barely tangential.

>>717044660
yeah i'd imagine most robofuckers know the name, his art was already posted earlier, i'd just never seen that specific ad before

>>717044552
so that means there might be more versions of her in that universe. imagine pokemon trainer versions of fei

>>717044231
>only 2 arms

>>717030789 (OP)
to feed human babies since human females won't do it.

>>717043280
i have been slacking on my duties as a jpeg husband but as long as i 1cc oratan she is happy
found out how to do controlnet gens of cars (or any other object) as robot girls and been going crazy with that

>>717030789 (OP)
PLot

>>717032687
Anon, milch is made via mammary glands. The nipples do NOT produce milk.retard.

>>717030789 (OP)
The same reason men do.

>>717046385
How do you get the milk OUT? Doofus!

>>717031565
Sauce? I couldnt find anything.

>>717030789 (OP)
I need to troon out

>>717033181
>>717033852
whyboner

>>717046706
Through like, the mammary ducts I think they're called. Nipples are totally not necessary for that right?

>>717038658
that's fucking hot

>>717044749
I always assumed that she is secretly all Fei-Yens, since when you lose while playing as Fei, her continue screen since OMG is different from the other VRs and depicts her being repaired in a place with two other empty bays that are clearly for Angelan and Guarayakha.
That can only mean you're in Dr. Plajiner's VR plant and that you are somehow always playing as the original Fei-Yen.

>>717046731
Cellphone Bride but if that doesn't work, try Chichimonogatari page 102 and onwards

>>717044751
>b1 has cute little overalls in its design motif
>nobody taking advantage of it
>just slap big boobs on it and call it a day

flat is justice

>>717046731
>>717047163
No wait, it's page 82.

>>717047163
even though i prefer mechanical bodies this is extra cute

>>717030789 (OP)
You didn't play the game just try it on gamepass or look it up it's explained stop being a faggot and do something fun

this worth 20 bucks?

>>717047163
>>717047267
Thank you anon, I just kept getting bridal themed stuff. Looks cute.

>>717030789 (OP)
To grease her parts dude. My forklift and crane both have nipples.

>>717048165
based zerker

>>717048165
do they have boobs too