Thread 717041898

What game cracked your egg?

How about you crack your head on the sidewalk

>>717041898 (OP)
>Yayy!, now that I'm trans woman, I can surely fly with my hair, just like dixie kong, the character that cracked my egg :3!
>let's try jumping from this building! wheeeeeeee- AAAAAAH I CAN'T FLY AAAAAAAAAAAAH I REALIZE NOW THAT MY QUEST ON BECOMING A WOMAN WAS BASED ON UNREALISTIC ASSUMPTIO - *splooch!*

>>717042280
>a long tamago

>>717041898 (OP)
>What game cracked your egg?

>>717041898 (OP)
Play the lost levels hack and get your eggs cracked

>>717042312
It was more that her awesome hair twirl made me realize being a girl can be advantageous, but thanks for writing fanfiction about me I guess.

>>717041898 (OP)
Billy Hatcher

>>717041898 (OP)
All that egg shit is just creepy groomer talk and behavior and im glad enough of the other homos in the alphabet parade have started to see that

>>717041898 (OP)
>Diddy's Kong Quest
>not Diddy Kong's quest.
Oh, guess I was reading that wrong.

-ACK

>>717042679
Yeah, like “conquest.” It’s a pun.

>>717042192
I was obsessed with this shit after renting it and i watch gameplay of it now and its so stupid

>all these literal egg games
Based ngl

>>717042745
Oh I know, but it works both ways.

>>717042587
This game made me feel transhuman.

>

Aight that's all I got, I pray all trannoids repent and find Christ's everlasting love and forgiveness

>>717043961
The man with no biological father and no Y chromosome but still identified and presented as male? I know of him.

>>717042408
i could fry an egg on that forehead
>>717042363
quickest way to tell if a publisher has zero faith in a new IP is how quickly theyll slap "from the creators of X" on the cover or marketing

>>717041898 (OP)
Were you deliberately looking for a version of the title screen that didn't have Rare's logo on it?

OHHHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FREQUENTLY THINK EVERY NOW AND THEN
OF THE GLORIOUS DISH OF THE NOBLE HEN

EGGS
EGGS
E-DOUBLE-GEE-ESS EGGS

>>717041898 (OP)
Fallout NV