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Anonymous No.717046797 >>717047389 >>717048215 >>717048280 >>717048428 >>717048719 >>717048794 >>717051505
Fact:
No one on /v/ plays this game right now and only pretends to like it.
Once the new update hits you'll play for 2 days and realize why you haven't played at all since the last update.
Anonymous No.717047389
>>717046797 (OP)
I have a server up that's been running for nearly three years. I'll play off and on with my kids. We just created a huge multi biome fishing area a week ago. Thanks for reminding me to play again, later
Anonymous No.717048020 >>717048087
> update news!

> no release date

incompetent nigger devs
Anonymous No.717048087
>>717048020
>NOOOO I DESERVE TIMELY UPDATES FOR A GAME I BOUGHT 10 YEARS AGO FOR $5
Anonymous No.717048215
>>717046797 (OP)
i'll come back to the game when they add the sex with dryad feature.
Anonymous No.717048280 >>717049887 >>717051685
>>717046797 (OP)
Boy i sure can't wait to get to hard mode and get raped by an early Pirate Invasion that i can't fight off because too weak at this point of the game
Anonymous No.717048360
I paused a "get everything in the game" playthrough because there was supposedly an update coming out in a few months. That was 2 and a half years ago, it's their fault I'm not playing it right now.
Anonymous No.717048428
>>717046797 (OP)
Pre-hardmode fucking SUCKS though.
Everytime I try to play again solo, it's a fucking slog trying to upgrade my tools and shit, it's just so slow. Too slow
Anonymous No.717048540
>header.jpg terraria thread
there's something very off about this because you can just feel like its written by the same person every time
but surely there couldn't be a person who keeps posting the same image and flip flopping his opinion on terraria for years straight, right?
>Once the new update hits you'll play for 2 days
48 hours of active playtime for a new run sounds pretty good, i'll take it
Anonymous No.717048617
>Make large, liveable homes for my NPCs so they don't need to be crowded into commie blocks but keep them in their preferred biome.
>Don't want to force people to roommates when theres no mutual attraction between them. (Painter/Dryad, Party Girl/Wizard, etc.)
>Even though they're "neighbors" that live next door, their portraits aren't within X amount of tiles of eachother, making them not get a happiness bonus.
I hate having autism.
Anonymous No.717048719
>>717046797 (OP)
Every time I try to start a playthrough with someone they always flake on me, I already beat it and I want to experience it with someone else now but it's like pulling teeth.
Anonymous No.717048741
>pre hard mode sucks
>early hard mode sucks
>post game sucks
man...
Anonymous No.717048794
>>717046797 (OP)
The problem is hard mode
It's basically the gameplay loop from the start all over again

The exploration isn't fun and never will be since you just end up with a fucking load of torches everywhere and it looks gay as shit
Anonymous No.717049440
2D Minecraft
Anonymous No.717049719
I love Terraria, I'll definitely give it a playthrough once the new update comes out.
Anonymous No.717049887
>>717048280
if you're not smashing altars early hardmode you're braindamaged
Anonymous No.717051505
>>717046797 (OP)
sex with green slime
Anonymous No.717051685
>>717048280
>not abusing lava pits to trivialise invasionslop