Thread 717048234

MMO, gacha, ranked ladder moba, and endgame ARPG players, all hard at work XD.

CASHNADO ALERT or prostate cancer? You can only pick one.

>>717048234 (OP)
Boomers gambling all their wealth away so their children can't inherit it

>>717050020
Based.

>>717048234 (OP)
the lady on the left didnt even put money in
also whats your favorite slot game /v/? mines the monopoly train one

>>717048234 (OP)
>CASHNADO ALERT
CASHNADO ALERT
>CASHNADO ALERT
CASHNADO ALERT

>>717050020
Based. Make those little shits earn it like they did.

>>717050020
>i suffered, so should they!

>>717049116
Prostate cancer please.

>>717050734
>you will never get to commune with the holy green glow of the cashnado
brother we can make the pilgrimage to Vegas together

>>717050020
I don't get this entitled mindset. They spent their entire life working hard, they can do whatever the fuck they want with their savings. You aren't owed an inheritance.

>>717048234 (OP)
Man, I hate gamblers. They are even worse than pedophiles because at least pedophiles aren't trying to fuck me because I'm not a kid.
Every single gambler thinks that they are magic. They all think that they are special. They think that if they do a little dance before pressing the button that they are more likely to get paid.
Imagine for a minute that I trained a monkey. I put a machine in front of it and randomly this machine will make happy monkey noises and spit out a banana when the monkey presses the button. Now I tell this monkey that if it sticks its finger up it's ass it's more likely to win a banana. Every time the monkey presses the button from now on, it's going to stick it's finger up it's ass first because it doesn't understand that the machine is random.
Every gambler is this monkey. They all have a "trick". They all have a lucky coin that they rub, a lucky shirt or stand on one leg before they pull the lever and truly believe that this effects the outcome of the machine. If they aren't getting money, it's because they aren't magicking hard enough and need to practice their skills or perfect their ritual. I've seen gamblers who will wave their hands at machines and "use the force" to try to make it pay out.
Whats worse are the gamblers who believe that another person is somehow effecting their odds of winning. I've been subjected to gamblers who will start losing money on a machine, then look over at you with the most spiteful glare as if you are a rival wizard casting anti-magic spells, or smugly continue gambling just to spite you. If they don't get violently angry and start shaking their monkey fist at you. IT'S COMPLETELY RANDOM YOU MONKEY, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO YOU.

>>717051213
This who cares if you kids/grandkids live or die just have fun with the money you made.

>>717051213
>They spent their entire life working hard

good one m8

>>717050615
>>717050892
>>717050942
>>717051213
Trvke, boomers are paying reparations to indigenous peoples just like their goylennial grandchildren demand of them anyway

>implying you wouldn't get hooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zVt_Bv7lrk

>>717051213
Sure, but not leaving an inheritance just shows that they hate their offspring, which just goes to show that boomers truly were the most evil generation.

*sends you to a nursing home to get beaten by shaniqua*

>>717051337
gamblerrs are trying to fuck you?

>>717052315
Good, maybe it will teach them that they aren't magic.

>>717052065
>oh wow I won my first couple of games! talk about luck!
that's how they get you buddy

>>717050951
You got it!

lucky looters hell versions animations are comically bad I was walking by one in vegas

>>717052495
Well, figuratively not literally. It was a false equivalence made in jest.
Gamblers try to fuck you by getting you in on their schemes. They're always working their magic and you have to become one of their leprechauns or they will try to destroy you (figuratively fuck you.)
They're always demanding more money because they just need to stick 50 more dollars into the machine for their spell to be complete, and it's your fault that the moons of neptune didn't grant them favor for hesitating.
If you didn't give them a ride to the casino, you're the reason they aren't a millionaire because it was their time.
They'll try to suck you into their line of thinking by showing you their tricks and then you become just like them, shackled to a machine chasing that victory.
In a way Casino's are a godsend, because at least these people are trapped there for all eternity instead of interpreting the chicken entrails in the middle of a busy street.
It's wizard jail.

>>717048234 (OP)
I don't understand. They go apeshit over it but the numbers on the screen stay the same

I only spend a wow sub worth of $ on a gacha
These boomers who paid their house off on a janny salary solo and had enough to have double digit kids are gambling away their kids entire inheritance

my dad lived paycheck to paycheck and never saved a cent his entire life and now he has no money at all and can't pay for anything as he's dying and refuses to open a gofundme because he's above "begging" meanwhile everyone is about to be evicted from the home he still owes one hundred thousand dollars on after living in it for 20+years

>>717053162
Your dad is based.

>>717052065
Did he win?

I just got back from Vegas. The absolute goal of 99% of these video slot machines is to always make it look like you're just about to trigger the bonus, but really it will take another 50 spins.
Example, there's a baby chick on the screen. Getting an egg makes the chick grow every time you get one. It takes getting five eggs to make the chicken grow to full size. But then the eggs don't do anything. They still fly off the reels and land on the chicken, and then chicken just wiggles. Really you still need to spend another $50 to get the bonus game, which is the only thing that actually can make money on these things.
There's one where this progress bar fills from left to right every time you get a coin, but it just stops filling when it's at 90% even when you get new coins.
Launching a fire work that will totally explode soon, coins in a piggy bank about to burst, gems landing near an Egyptian sarcophagus that's about to break open.
It's incredible how deceptive it is but that's Vegas.

>>717052315
I think they like Casinos because they are quite literally the absolute safest place you can possibly be in in America.

>>717051337
>I've been subjected to gamblers who will start losing money on a machine, then look over at you with the most spiteful glare as if you are a rival wizard casting anti-magic spells
kek, I believe it, fucking morons

>>717052074
Nigger they are 100 years old, their 12 kids are like 80. They already have their own house, they already have their own money. That social security check inheritance isn't going to go far once it's split.
You have parents, right? You waiting around for them to die to finally get a house or a chunk of change? Because that's fucking retarded.

>>717053064
Oh no their poor 80-year-old kids won't inherit a social security check to split a dozen ways.
People don't just die once their kids hit 40 you know.

This is literal retard lizard brain shit, flashing lights and loud noises to make your brain think things are happening.

>>717051213
believe it or not but most boomers got a inheritance

I'll give slot machines one thing, I wish video games actually had sound effects like them again instead of every fucking Zelda sound effect being boring piano notes and shit.
I was getting robbed of my money but I ironically miss the bing bing wahoo sounds I used to hear in video games.
Z-targetting sounded awesome in Ocarina and Majora but ever since WW, it sounds like someone dropping their keys on the floor.

>>717051213
>They spent their entire life working hard
:)

>>717051213
Believe it or not, they aren't owed seeing their grandchildren or getting to stay with family. They can go to a home just like everyone else, and they will.

>>717051213
A good family builds their empire over dozens of generations.
Half the reason why Anglo countries are so fucked is cuz every generation they piss away their wealth leaving the next generation to start again from scratch.

Its like in an MMO. Why make your newbro friend grind from lv1 and farm on his own when you can power level him and give him a few million gold/gil/zeny/isk to get ahead in life?

I'm not going to breed more jeets so yes I spend all money on gacha

>>717056085
No I'm not waiting for anything, but if you squander what you worked for instead of letting your children and grandchildren have it then all that means is that you do not view them as your own children but just a nuisance to be killed, as most boomers view their family.

>>71705293
they're trying to catch dollars in the background animation instead of rolling the slots during the bonus mode
this is the power of leaded gas