Splatoon3: Salmon Must Die Edition
IT
IS
TIME
AGAIN
SQUAGGOTS
Get your lazy arses to work and team up. We got fish to fry
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:59:33 AM
No.717056108
>>717057892
>>717056025 (OP)
Doesn't Splatoon 3 have a literal troon as one of the idols? The blue one I think.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:02:08 AM
No.717056252
>>717056354
do not reply to the bait post.
focus on piscine genocide
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:04:01 AM
No.717056354
>>717056424
>>717056252
you still fishing?
>>717056354
mid shift but yes, give me 3mins or so
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:05:46 AM
No.717056457
>>717056753
>>717056424
I'll join you for a trium
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:09:54 AM
No.717056650
>>717056753
>>717056424
hurry up squaggot
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:12:08 AM
No.717056753
>>717056457
>>717056650
GRIZZ IS A VERY DEMANDING BEAR. I'M A WAR
It is on pause now though.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:20:09 AM
No.717057156
>friday night
>trim
>NO SQUIDS
Did you all die?
Get lost in the digiverse?!
WAKE UP BITCHES
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:27:09 AM
No.717057518
>>717057635
>both get duelie dosers
sure ok rare but not impossible
>double roll painbrush
now you are just being a mimicing homosquixual
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:29:31 AM
No.717057635
>>717058264
>>717057518
Yeah that was funny
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:34:58 AM
No.717057892
>>717058264
>>717056108
No. That was nonsense idiots on Twitter made up about Shiver, because of a weird mistranslation made at their Idol reveal.
Shiver and Frye are both girls and they both want Mechanic Inkling's cock in the upcoming Splatoon Raiders.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:41:26 AM
No.717058264
>>717058603
>>717057892
>seriously replying to such low effort shit bait
fry yourself
tards like you actively make these threads worse by encouraging such scum.
>>717057635
Cod is telling us to 5* dousers and painbrush next.
I'll be nice and let you take douser since you got glass bitch wrists.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:47:51 AM
No.717058603
>>717058264
>Cod is telling us to 5* dousers and painbrush next
lol no
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:49:27 AM
No.717058683
>>717059178
>it's a Glowfly wave
>teammate got a Dynamo
>they flick instead of rolling
IT'S BEEN 8 YEARS SINCE 2 RELEASED, HOW ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THE ROLLER TRICK?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:57:05 AM
No.717059109
>>717059178
Alright I'm done gg fang
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:58:22 AM
No.717059178
>>717059320
>>717059109
an attempt was made.
also you'll incur Cod's wraith if you don't comply.
>>717058683
you get what you earned for saving that censored picture
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:01:08 AM
No.717059320
>>717059396
>>717059178
>also you'll incur Cod's wraith if you don't comply.
I already have to 4 star six weapons I don't want to do any more than that
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:02:59 AM
No.717059396
>>717059518
>>717059320
Then I put upon thy the curse of Cod.
Fool that you are. For not even returning the scales shall save you.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:05:10 AM
No.717059518
>>717059396
don't care lol
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:28:19 AM
No.717060559
making salmon room at rotation
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:40:47 AM
No.717061187
ayeeeeeee (we killed the cunts)
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:32:47 AM
No.717063623
bump
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:01:11 AM
No.717064973
>I made it
WOO! Also hey, a thread up.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:07:57 AM
No.717065309
Grizz roller immediately followed by a brush. This is gonna be one of those kinds of nights.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:15:38 AM
No.717065686
>>717065946
sup reefbro
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:21:51 AM
No.717065946
>>717066260
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:22:30 AM
No.717065967
Oh, I don't think I'm getting many big shot kills tonight.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:27:54 AM
No.717066193
>eggstra work FINALLY gets splatana
>decavitator
SQUIGGER SHITTING SQUAGGOT FUCKS
WHAT
THE
SQUELL?!?!
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:29:16 AM
No.717066251
>>717066306
You banned reefbro?
>>717065946
welp, my goddamn internet fucking died, I hate it here
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:30:23 AM
No.717066289
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:30:35 AM
No.717066294
>>717066393
>>717066260
Hey, at least you're back. Better than being completely gone.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:30:46 AM
No.717066306
>>717066251
nope, guess I was lucky it happened inbetween matches
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:31:58 AM
No.717066351
Welp
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:32:00 AM
No.717066352
Damn
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:32:35 AM
No.717066393
>>717066294
tru-
>wave 1 glowflies
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:39:03 AM
No.717066717
Aw come on, that was like a 90% chance of xtrawave.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:41:48 AM
No.717066840
>>717066878
Sorry guys all my fault
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:42:11 AM
No.717066848
>>717067131
Fucking hell, what is with these spawns. You motherfuckers already at 999 or something?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:42:33 AM
No.717066878
>>717066840
nah I'm playing terribly too
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:46:40 AM
No.717067078
lol what happened?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:46:45 AM
No.717067083
holy shit enough with the shore boss spam
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:47:03 AM
No.717067095
>keep getting awesome weapons like hydra and e-liter
>can't use them because of constant stinger spam
FUCK
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:47:41 AM
No.717067131
>>717067478
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:55:37 AM
No.717067478
>6 silver
Better than all bronze, at least.
>>717067131
That would explain a lot.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:55:55 AM
No.717067489
This is my last trium
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:56:12 AM
No.717067509
alright I'll do one more for now, hopefully it won't take as long
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:58:19 AM
No.717067589
I'm sorry guys I'm doing terrible
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:05:21 AM
No.717067883
>Triple roller on glowflies
I felt a bit left out, but that got a hearty kek outta me.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:05:32 AM
No.717067894
You have no idea how hard I was praying for that to be a glowflies wave, only for it to actually happen.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:06:05 AM
No.717067919
>triple roller on glowflies
lole
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:12:35 AM
No.717068179
>>717068476
I like all these weapons but we are getting absolutely shit combinations and it's making this an uphill battle. Just give me, like, all the splatanas or something and that can work.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:19:07 AM
No.717068465
I knew we were going to lose that last one but at least we didn't eat shit at wave 2. By the hair on our chins, no less.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:19:23 AM
No.717068476
>>717068179
Yeah I'm getting trash weapons
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:20:07 AM
No.717068515
>I got 10 revives
what
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:27:49 AM
No.717068827
God fucking damn it, I knew we were screwed as soon as I saw what weapon I got.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:29:01 AM
No.717068873
that xtrawave was fucked, ggs gang
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:29:07 AM
No.717068879
>>717069237
Alright I'm done for tonight sorry for doing terrible have people over so I was distracted reefbro I'm gonna play mario kart online you are welcomed to join
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:32:06 AM
No.717068993
That was none too pretty, but at least we beat one triumvirate. More than I expected, given how how the difficulty is. If anyone else has room, I'm down to join.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:36:11 AM
No.717069184
Oh hey, it's you guys. Hope it hasn't been too rough.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:37:17 AM
No.717069237
>>717069454
>>717068879
>reefbro I'm gonna play mario kart online you are welcomed to join
'preciate the invitation but I gotta sleep, have fun
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:41:53 AM
No.717069440
>>717069519
I WANT TO PLAY RAIDERS ALREADY RELEASE IT NINTENDO YOU JEWS
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:42:10 AM
No.717069454
>>717069792
>>717069237
Alright see you in the /v/eekend lobby if they make one
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:43:44 AM
No.717069519
>>717069440
you just delayed it one more month.
baka gaijin.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:43:55 AM
No.717069530
We had TWO damn grizz rollers, what the hell happened there
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:51:07 AM
No.717069792
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:51:25 AM
No.717069814
Damn it, I gotta leave for a bit. Be back in like 10 or so.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:01:34 AM
No.717070252
>>717070521
Oh hey, full party. Sweet.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:08:02 AM
No.717070521
>>717070819
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:14:52 AM
No.717070819
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:17:10 AM
No.717070902
>>717071587
>2 buckets and 2 swords
The fact we even got that far is a miracle.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:34:56 AM
No.717071584
Fuck yeah, I've gotten every single splatana at least once now.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:35:04 AM
No.717071587
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:41:25 AM
No.717071839
>>717071930
>>717072085
I am stealing all that rando's big shot kills and I do not care, gimme dat badge.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:44:04 AM
No.717071930
>>717072087
>>717071839
how many so far?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:48:24 AM
No.717072085
>>717071839
You guys have an open spot?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:48:30 AM
No.717072087
>>717072232
>>717071930
6k soon. Peanuts compared to everyone else here but I was at like 4-5k not too long ago.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:51:51 AM
No.717072232
>>717072449
>>717072087
you got a lot in a short amount of time
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:57:16 AM
No.717072449
>>717072517
>get targeted by all the shores bosses
Irritating
>>717072232
It helps that I'm deliberately targeting them again now after letting him having them for months on end. Maybe even a year, I dunno. Plus you guys are a big help.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:59:01 AM
No.717072517
>>717072710
>>717072718
>>717072449
have an open spot I'm bored
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:04:00 AM
No.717072710
>>717072517
It's full right now.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:04:09 AM
No.717072718
>>717072847
>>717072517
Sorry, full up. If everyone stays after next xtrawave, you can have my spot. it'll be my 4th one tonight.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:07:41 AM
No.717072847
>>717073060
>>717072718
It's alright I'm just gonna do a few online races and then go to bed
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:13:22 AM
No.717073060
2 rollers again, this is a damn shitshow. I was hoping this would get me those last 10 golds I need for a new banner.
>>717072847
Okay. I'm just doing one final xtrawave now.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:27:07 AM
No.717073583
>>717073672
>brush again
Can it at least be the painbrush? I know it's there, you let the other guys have it. Also hey, HLM.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:29:15 AM
No.717073672
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:43:29 AM
No.717074249
Okay...
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:53:31 AM
No.717074652
GGs crew.
OnlyDoesEverything
!!16zEpjv6S2A
8/2/2025, 11:54:20 AM
No.717074679
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:55:55 AM
No.717074747
>>717074831
>actually kill them this time
>get the worst payout yet
FUCKING WEAK. Overall, though, really fun games. Constantly getting brush every other game was annoying, but 80% of the selection was fucking great so it was worth it. Maybe I can try getting golds later, though I doubt it. I seem to mostly get golds when I don't play with you guys. I'm really grateful for the big shot help, it's a great boon for the numbers going up. Good games.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:57:30 AM
No.717074831
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:31:51 PM
No.717076228
>>717076306
>>717078082
So when are we getting Raiders news?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:33:35 PM
No.717076306
>>717076228
Not for the rest of the year. Great job, Nintendo.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:15:30 PM
No.717078082
>>717076228
probably in september
I wish it released in august instead of the wheelchair memegame, would have been a perfect summer game