Thread 717063383

There's no way this is a 1 in 4 chance.
waste of a slot

it's worth it because when it hits the hand upgrade is permanent

>>717063383 (OP)
My experience with balatro
As soon as the game began... I vomited. Bitch ass colors with shit eating grin protagonist while blatantly copying Heart stone? THAT'S WHAT YOU Heart Stone CULTISTS WANTED! BALATRO Is fucking gay, body type 1 & 2, villain looks like a tranny and the gameplay is fucking trash.
REMAKE Heart stone

Wheres the fucking update

>>717063462
so is a blue seal, except those trigger 100% of the time.

>>717063549
>He doesn't know the game hs been outsourced to India for the last 2 years

Does the phone version have a vertical mode?

>>717063383 (OP)
That little fucker never hit when it was needed for a full house, only pair, two pair, high card

>>717063383 (OP)
>chance of Space Joker hitting: 10% at best
>chance of Wheel of Fortune hitting: 5% at best
>chance of Gros Michel dying after 2 rounds: 100%

>>717063832
>Cavendish dies two rounds after I acquire it

>>717063878
>Cavendish died in one round

I swear the game algorithmically increases the probability of you drawing boss blinds that absolutely destroy your build, it's happened to me too many times for it to be a coincidence
Also Violet Vessel is just a dead run on higher stakes unless your joker luck is god-tier

>>717063383 (OP)
Uhhh sweaty? You're Oops!?

>>717063575
Bit only once per round

>>717064051
The only one that screws me over is The Plant. I like building around face cards. Most of my builds are designed with him in mind. I try not to go too heavy on the face card synergy—just enough to make Spare Trousers and Mad Joker viable options I can lean on when I need to.

>>717063761
no, it's locked to landscape.

glass cards get lucky more than they don't too it feels proportional

>>717063832
>Gros Michel dies easily
>Cavendish never shows up in shop

>>717064728
made up for by allowing you to trigger multiple at once.

Maybe on painted deck. You don't need 5 jokers to beat this game so it doesn't waste anything normally.

>>717063462
>the hand upgrade is permanent

>>717065883
Luchador

>>717063383 (OP)
it for farming high card, you are not supposed to WIN in the first hand but prolong when you get to winning with just 1 high card then you can replace it

>>717064419
>needs anothet joker to be good

>>717067532
blue seals are still better

*carries your run*

He's the goat of high card runs. Him, burnt joker and DNA.

has worked quite well in saving my runs, done pair and high card builds with it
>>717071668
more half joker and splash than dna for me personally

>brought my deck to my 60 year old dad
>let him play balatro and guided him through his first play session
>his very first tarot pack had a fucking soul card
>it was fucking perkeo
how, perkeo was the last card I discovered and it took me like 80 hours of playtime before I got it

also, when I showed him myself playing it and started casually scoring hands values in the millions he asked me if I could play this in tournaments and make money off of it lol

>>717073239
>he asked me if I could play this in tournaments and make money off of it lol
competitive balatro is shockingly a thing.

>>717071637
How do you even use it? Just spam high card until you feel like you're ready then use your actual good hand to oneshot everything while charging it up with pairs and stuff?

>>717075753
It's the other way around, spam 5-card hands like flushes and straights early game while upgrading high card, then pivot to high card midgame.
Obelisk is dogshit 9 runs out of 10 but if you get it at the right time it's a godsend and makes the endgame a joke.