Thread 717063383 - /v/ [Archived: 14 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:27:25 AM No.717063383
space joekr
space joekr
md5: aeba2141e6f3a10483e294142479dc9b๐Ÿ”
There's no way this is a 1 in 4 chance.
waste of a slot
Replies: >>717063490 >>717063774 >>717063832 >>717064419 >>717067532
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:29:06 AM No.717063462
it's worth it because when it hits the hand upgrade is permanent
Replies: >>717063575 >>717065883
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:29:41 AM No.717063490
>>717063383 (OP)
My experience with balatro
As soon as the game began... I vomited. Bitch ass colors with shit eating grin protagonist while blatantly copying Heart stone? THAT'S WHAT YOU Heart Stone CULTISTS WANTED! BALATRO Is fucking gay, body type 1 & 2, villain looks like a tranny and the gameplay is fucking trash.
REMAKE Heart stone
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:31:06 AM No.717063549
Wheres the fucking update
Replies: >>717063613
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:31:33 AM No.717063575
>>717063462
so is a blue seal, except those trigger 100% of the time.
Replies: >>717064728
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:32:26 AM No.717063613
>>717063549
>He doesn't know the game hs been outsourced to India for the last 2 years
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:35:46 AM No.717063761
Does the phone version have a vertical mode?
Replies: >>717064823
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:36:00 AM No.717063774
1723161898624606
1723161898624606
md5: d3637fca6dfcc7cdbac58a183936c855๐Ÿ”
>>717063383 (OP)
That little fucker never hit when it was needed for a full house, only pair, two pair, high card
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:37:20 AM No.717063832
>>717063383 (OP)
>chance of Space Joker hitting: 10% at best
>chance of Wheel of Fortune hitting: 5% at best
>chance of Gros Michel dying after 2 rounds: 100%
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:38:18 AM No.717063878
1741901703850248
1741901703850248
md5: c7cad68d113697761c0dfed1ade27a14๐Ÿ”
>>717063832
>Cavendish dies two rounds after I acquire it
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:40:13 AM No.717063964
1741269758893813
1741269758893813
md5: 0ce35db2b6c5cefc48da4e81a0daf7c8๐Ÿ”
>>717063878
>Cavendish died in one round
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:41:58 AM No.717064051
I swear the game algorithmically increases the probability of you drawing boss blinds that absolutely destroy your build, it's happened to me too many times for it to be a coincidence
Also Violet Vessel is just a dead run on higher stakes unless your joker luck is god-tier
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:50:16 AM No.717064419
god
god
md5: ab5758010bcd48cc39b24b4f025e4736๐Ÿ”
>>717063383 (OP)
Uhhh sweaty? You're Oops!?
Replies: >>717068704
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:56:22 AM No.717064728
>>717063575
Bit only once per round
Replies: >>717065552
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:57:31 AM No.717064784
>>717064051
The only one that screws me over is The Plant. I like building around face cards. Most of my builds are designed with him in mind. I try not to go too heavy on the face card synergyโ€”just enough to make Spare Trousers and Mad Joker viable options I can lean on when I need to.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:58:14 AM No.717064823
>>717063761
no, it's locked to landscape.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:59:00 AM No.717064862
glass cards get lucky more than they don't too it feels proportional
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:59:22 AM No.717064875
1754114342448
1754114342448
md5: 210171ed28f0d80c4bb2e769090c4087๐Ÿ”
>>717063832
>Gros Michel dies easily
>Cavendish never shows up in shop
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:12:34 AM No.717065552
>>717064728
made up for by allowing you to trigger multiple at once.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:14:47 AM No.717065649
1737481513960651
1737481513960651
md5: 9093351e793922318b98d77285d9b1b0๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:15:06 AM No.717065660
Maybe on painted deck. You don't need 5 jokers to beat this game so it doesn't waste anything normally.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:20:14 AM No.717065883
the arm up your ass
the arm up your ass
md5: fdcb3c3f13c7243b6aad4c17fa5865d2๐Ÿ”
>>717063462
>the hand upgrade is permanent
Replies: >>717067437
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:54:28 AM No.717067437
>>717065883
Luchador
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:57:03 AM No.717067532
>>717063383 (OP)
it for farming high card, you are not supposed to WIN in the first hand but prolong when you get to winning with just 1 high card then you can replace it
Replies: >>717070843
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:24:59 AM No.717068704
>>717064419
>needs anothet joker to be good
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:15:31 AM No.717070843
>>717067532
blue seals are still better
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:36:40 AM No.717071637
Obelisk
Obelisk
md5: 8980e0ea381f64dd98900d951692b6e3๐Ÿ”
*carries your run*
Replies: >>717075753
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:37:23 AM No.717071668
He's the goat of high card runs. Him, burnt joker and DNA.
Replies: >>717072398
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:56:15 AM No.717072398
1753624095846201
1753624095846201
md5: fda2168677b1759040499a0728b62403๐Ÿ”
has worked quite well in saving my runs, done pair and high card builds with it
>>717071668
more half joker and splash than dna for me personally
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:18:19 AM No.717073239
1694103836258029
1694103836258029
md5: 84f3f945e27ff95e0b5addb2333065f0๐Ÿ”
>brought my deck to my 60 year old dad
>let him play balatro and guided him through his first play session
>his very first tarot pack had a fucking soul card
>it was fucking perkeo
how, perkeo was the last card I discovered and it took me like 80 hours of playtime before I got it

also, when I showed him myself playing it and started casually scoring hands values in the millions he asked me if I could play this in tournaments and make money off of it lol
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:10:38 PM No.717075352
>>717073239
>he asked me if I could play this in tournaments and make money off of it lol
competitive balatro is shockingly a thing.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:20:11 PM No.717075753
>>717071637
How do you even use it? Just spam high card until you feel like you're ready then use your actual good hand to oneshot everything while charging it up with pairs and stuff?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:25:17 PM No.717075963
>>717075753
It's the other way around, spam 5-card hands like flushes and straights early game while upgrading high card, then pivot to high card midgame.
Obelisk is dogshit 9 runs out of 10 but if you get it at the right time it's a godsend and makes the endgame a joke.