Thread 717067248

okay but where's Jack Black?

Bowser

>>717067248 (OP)
TRIFORCE OF POWER
DARK WORLD
REDEAD JOCKEY

I hope Chris Pratt will play Ganon

>>717067248 (OP)
He will obviously be Zelda's dad, if he was still alive you know Robin Willams would playing that role...
https://youtu.be/09wBn4ux3N0?si=kN5d4ShJHGPjtLCL

Would it have been weird if they cast japs for this? I never played a Zelda game in my life, is it a European style fantasy setting?

Mr miyamoto sent me an email and said he would be playing ganondorf.

Yeah but where in the timeline does the movie take place?

>>717067382
mahboii

>>717067441
yeah, and they're all elves with colorful hair and pointy ears

>>717067248 (OP)
Probably going to be Talon

>>717067441
of course moron. look at hyrule castle

>>717067382
Robin Williams was a good actor, it's not like it would have been a bad choice.

>>717067630
I asked because it could be generic fantasy, basically are they going to cast white people like LOTR or will it be multicultural

>>717067248 (OP)
Jack Black in the role he was born to play, Tingle. Kooloo-Limpah!

Should've been Hunter

>>717067889
homosexual

>>717067441
I mean most of the characters are always equivalent to elves aside from gerudos, but they do have different races like this guy here. I wouldn't be surprised if Tingle was meant to be japanese too or something

>>717067248 (OP)
You know exactly where

>>717067248 (OP)
>I... AM MR TINGLE

>>717067382
They could show him as the King in a painting or something. The King of Hyrule is usually dead in most games where he appears, even if not all of those bearded fuckers are at the exact same level of deadness.

>I... AM DARUNIA
Tell me the resemblance isn't uncanny.

>>717069340
I really doubt nintendo is going to bring up a real dead person in any official capacity

LAVA CUCCO

>>717069496
They already paid tribute to Robin AND Iwata in Breath of the Wild.

>>717069478
sorry, Jason Mamoa gets all the ripped tattooed characters

>>717067248 (OP)
LALALALAVA CUCUCUCUCCO

>nooo you can't just cast two young aryan actors in my aryan game!!!
Why are /v/troons like this?

>>717069478
jesus chtist, he was born for this role

>>717067850
>generic fantasy
Sup mosche?

making a movie without jack black, jason momoa, zendaya or the rock should be illegal

>>717067248 (OP)
>Link's hair is brown
Dobson won.

>>717067382
>Zelda as Queen Zelda
Kino

>>717070386
He really does have the last laugh.

Jack Black will cameo as the "i am error" guy from zelda 2. He will come out of the house, look directly at the camera, say "I AM ERROR" and then pause for a bit so the people in the theater can throw shit everywhere or whatever

>>717069478
I can already see him doing the little jig.

meanwhile on whatever place they're currently recording at

>>717067248 (OP)
>how many kikes can we shoehorn into this thing?

>>717067248 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A MAKING LIVE ACTION VERSION OF SOMETHING THAT IS ONLY ICONIC FOR ITS FANTASY ART DIRECTION?!

>>717067248 (OP)
I have /tv/ tourist fatigue

>>717071532
>so the people in the theater can throw shit everywhere or whatever

It'll look like Hyrule Warriors but with buckets of popcorn instead of Bokoblins or whatever.

>>717067382
Actually would have been a great choice.

>>717067441
Yeah look at this Japanese character

>>717074114
>the last thing you see before you become a father

>>717067248 (OP)
>I... AM MIDNA