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Anonymous No.717069076 >>717069135 >>717069609
>You're really gonna wear that the whole time?
>*Jerry asks while cracking open his PS3 case of Arkham Asylum*
>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader!
>... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades...
>*Kramer slides into Jerry's apartment and stands around for two minutes because the audience won't stop clapping and hooting for him*
>*Kramer sees the games title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*
>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?
>What for?
>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away.
>But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire -- but what REALLY sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!
>*George shrugs* ...so what?
>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.
Anonymous No.717069135 >>717069174
>>717069076 (OP)
>>>/tv/
Anonymous No.717069157
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Anonymous No.717069174 >>717069220
>>717069135
They're gonna play Arkham Asylum on PS3.
Anonymous No.717069215
This thread was funnier in your head
Anonymous No.717069220 >>717074298
>>717069174
>>>/vr/
Anonymous No.717069391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaSgnYLceQ
Anonymous No.717069609 >>717071972
>>717069076 (OP)
You've got a nugget, halve the word count and you'll have ingot.
Anonymous No.717069771
I'm rewatching Seinfeld and while George is a horrible person he's at least funny. Elaine is such a a fucking bitch though.
Anonymous No.717071548
BATMAN? MORE LIKE BALDMAN
Anonymous No.717071972
>>717069609
is this what the kids are saying instead of gem and coal now
Anonymous No.717074298
>>717069220
kek