>game has secrets

mustard gas

>>717079520
>lemon+salt=mustard
Looks like we've got ourselves an alchemist.

>>717079560
Newfag

>>717079503 (OP)
No memes please, what the fuck did they mean by this? What does salted lemon do?

>>717079616
OOH! Looks like we've got ourselves a wannabe jannie.

>>717079694
lol are you 12 or something?

>>717079694
actual retard

>>717079503 (OP)
Where would I get a salt knife, though.

>>717079503 (OP)
why did crystals started formi

>>717079675
looked it up for you, it's meant to clean out bad smells

>>717079675
No, there would be no dangerous reaction if you cut a lemon into four slices, pour salt in the middle, and let it sit. This is a safe and common combination, often used for culinary or household purposes.

Here’s what happens:

Lemon juice (citric acid) is mildly acidic.

Table salt (sodium chloride) is a neutral compound.

When salt is added to lemon slices, the salt may draw out the juice via osmosis and slightly speed up oxidation or fermentation if left for a long time. But:

No toxic gases are produced.

No harmful chemical reactions occur.

It's actually used in preservation, cleaning, or aromatic purposes (e.g., natural air fresheners or pest repellents).

So unless you’re mixing in other unusual or reactive substances, this combination is entirely non-hazardous.

>Cut a lemon in 4 slices with salt
so do i have to glue the salt together to form a knife or something?

>>717079836
Can't you just get a bowl of vinegar for that?

>>717079881
Thank you Mr. ChatGPT

>>717079675
Nothing. It's a facebook meme.

The picture on the bottom is used in an article about making moroccan preserved lemons. Which sounds pretty good but they appear to take a whole fucking month to pickle.

>>717079675
It changes your life you fucking retard it says right there.

>>717079560
Right? Everyone knows crystals grow out of the lemon.

>>717079881
Thanks grook, now show me a cute flat chest anime girl breastfeeding another anime girl with big boobs

@grok saar this true?

>>717079675
it will come in handy when you want to do some tequila shots

DONT DO IT IT MAKES LEMON GAS

>>717079884
not a problem for glorious nipponese salt which has been folded 70,000,000 times

>>717079675
You put that in your penis and it make it stronger and bigger

>>717080129
dear god

MODS BAN THIS GUY IT STARTS A LEMON PARTY!

>>717080098
a man of cvltvre

I hate this website. Fuck you

Retards just believe any made up bullshit because they do not understand anything about science. Lol.

>put salt on lemon
>somehow I'm supposed to not eat that lemon

>>717080157
seems legit enog

>>717080264
Excuse me, but i am a Lemon scientific, and im sure you saar that doing that makes leomon gas, a most dangerous of the fruit gases

>>717080157
thanks!

>drinks tequila with lime & salt
>dies of mustard gas
why does this always happen

>>717080157
That's not funny my brother died that way

You have to be careful when you go swimming in the ocean after eating lemons because the saltwater will get in your mouth and form mustard gas, true story

>>717080419
was your brother a tinfoil ball?

>>717080419
lmao

>>717079694
Please lurk before posting you gigantic homo faggot

>>717079675
feed it to your baby afterwards and take video upload to redditik tok and make $50
repeat until your baby die or you become millionaire

>>717079694
lmao look at the seethe you caused

Ok this is fucking stupid, lemon gas doesn't exist, im gonna prove it, first i will take this lemon and pour salt on it then

>>717079503 (OP)

>>717079694
Summer hours really are just the absolute worst

>>717080614
anon?

>>717080614
You're not from the South. You're not allowed to eat them like we do.

>>717080553
>repeat until your baby die or you become millionaire
Win/win situation

>>717080635
Don't send me all your money now.

>>717080614
OH SHIT LEMONNIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>717080635
>/v/ tells me to do the opposite of what /v/ says
>/v/ tells me to do the opposite of what /v/ says
>so I do what /v/ says
>but /v/ tells me to do the opposite of what /v/ says
the /v/ paradox

>>717080635
>Proceed to put lemon to a pile of salt

>>717080098
B-based.

>>717080684

>>717080593
this picture is probably older than most posters on 4chan

>>717080098
WTF? I’m calling Mastercard right now nyaaaooo!

I remember the metal spoon and water meme like it was yesterday.

Lemon and salt is so fucking tasty. When I was a sprout I would go through a whole bag of lemons every week. I would still do it but I'm worried about the lining of my teeth.

>>717080746
OH FUCK THAT MAKES SALT GAS, THAT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS!!

>>717079903
Vinegar smells awful.

>>717080635
DON'T SUCK MY DICK ANON!
I'D REALLY HATE IF YOU'D SUCK MY DICK!

>>717080593
holy fuck this picture is ANCIENT

>>717079503 (OP)
>Pour salt on a sliced lemon
>instantly get isekai'd to a salty lemon world
>the only thing they've got to eat is lemons, salt or salted lemons

>>717080815
Same here but grapefruit. I think I fucked up my teeth eating so much grapefruit as a kid. I thought I was being healthy eating lots of fruit.

>>717080887
Are the lemon girls cute?

My astringent life in a new world as a world class chef that has to cook with lemons and very day begins now starting from table salt

>>717080937
they smell like citrus but their skin is the texture of lemon rind

>>717080947
KWAB

>>717080937
Yeah but just keep your penis away from them

>>717079694
wannabe jannies are fuming lmao

>>717080593
my first summer on 4chan, i saved that picture into my to do list.
that's why it's so important to keep dangerous chemicals out of the reach of children
thank you for reading

>>717080947
>2009
god

>>717080635
Pre order Battlefield 6

>all those anons who actually heated up a spoon with a lighter and ran it under cold water
RIP

>>717080998
>Fuck an anime lemon girl
>Create lemon gas inside of her because semen is salty
Yeah, is not worth it

>>717079982
>>717079675
this preserved lemons recipe does sound pretty tasty, i noted in the recipe it says the lemons will release a lot of liquid after 24 hours from this, so prolly leave it in a bowl.

>>717081115
I know bad things happen with heated metals and sudden cooling, but what exactly happens with the spoon?

>>717080635
So Sugar and Lime?

>>717081202
exploding tableware

>>717080804
>>717081115
so what did actually happen if you did the spoon meme?
does the spoon implode in your hand and snap your wrist?
t. brainlet

Xbox?

>>717080864
Too late anon! Muhahahaha
*Argh argh argh argh*
Lmao you are so gay
*Argh argh argh argh*

>>717081284
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>717081115
>wanted to do this, but knew something bad would happen
>taped the spoon to the sink, used a string to turn on the faucet.
Undesired outcomes can be avoided with just a few seconds of thinking.

>>717081253
No, the spoon evolves into a spork

>>717081253
My lawyer said I'm legally not allowed to tell people what happens, so.

>>717080593
I've never liked this one. Thare's nothing funny about tricking people into accidentally killing themselves.

>game's hardware requirements prompt gamers to review bomb

>>717081343
woah, brb gonna try it

>>717080947
imagine being this retarded

>>717079982
Sauerkraut takes like 2-3 months, it's torture waiting (especially if you're doing it to finally get some non-pasteurized food to unfuck your gut).

>>717081405
you're too pure for this website

>>717081253
See how that spoon is twisted? The heat expands the metal, while the water both explodes into steam as it collides with the hot metal, as well as compressing the hotter parts so it twists around your finger if you do it wrong. Your finger is bound tightly by a red hot piece of metal that's trying to shrink around it, and it can sever your finger easily.

>>717081253
>>717081202
some anon from /v/ or /b/ (I can't remember) tried this and posted the results
he got a big fucking scar on the palm of his hand after the spoon fucking exploded doing this
I bet someone here still has the pic saved

>>717081253
it will scald you probably
>>717081414
>small dildo
>6 inches

>>717081253
>heat expands things
>cold shrinks things
hope you like fucking up your cutlery and having really tiny spoons

>>717079560
>>717079694
Fucking based, king

>>717079503 (OP)

>>717081481
why would i hold a heated spoon with my hand though?

>>717081481
>>717081492
thanks anons
>>717081584
the spoon is meant to be taped around your hand

>>717079503 (OP)
It was my birthday yesterday...I beg you, no more tequila.

>>717079503 (OP)
What if i microwave the lemon?

>>717080820
>/v/ niggers smell awful
Agreed.

>>717081253
the same thing that will happen if you put cold water in a glass bowl, and place it for 2 minutes in a preheated oven

>>717081621
>the spoon is meant to be taped around your hand
that's retarded
why would anyone fall for that?

>>717081694
Don't do this, it makes rotten glass

>>717081253
>>717081492
This?

>>717080887
At least you wouldn't get scurvy

>>717079881
Does this mean I can sue Mr. Altman for trying to kill me?

>>717081621
No, the spoon is meant to have tape around the handle

>>717081414
thanks, i was looking for a birthday gift for my niece

>>717079884
>He skipped the town that sells salt blades

>>717081552
Do you guys know another way to kill myself without pain with easy to obtain chemicals?

>>717079881
Posting on forums is supposed to be fun, once you're outsourcing that to AI you should really just kill yourself.

>>717081903
lemon gas

>>717081728
>others complain about almost dying
>some people still think "what could go wrong?" and try it
kino

>>717080947
>>717080593
>>717081552
Okay I know this is just mustard gas but what if I want to actually make cool crystals? I recalled you could boil salt into a crystal shape.

>>717080157
Don't do it

>>717081405
But its funny that they're dead while I'm still alive

>>717081903
given the number of people that do heroin it can't be that hard to do right? just OD the first time you do it and it's literally the best you will ever feel in your life and end painlessly right then.
if you mean something you can buy at the store no you'd be better buying off a used glock

>>717082060
Sadly Im not blessed with freedom and I dont have access to a gun nor drugs

>>717081414
Why do women get to post dildo reviews on YouTube but they get our games banned for having naked anime girls?

>>717081980
>and then they will do it second time thinking they just did something wrong the first time.

>>717079503 (OP)
DONT DO THIS!!!

this is literally how they discovered grenades

>>717079675
It attracts bugs.

>>717081982
You combine use rubbing alcohol or vinegar instead of ammonia

>>717082167
She has less than 400 views anon. You can post your hentai review and get the same results.

>>717082167
Because all of human civilization was built to protect and shelter women from the world.
And we live in an era where they aren't expected to have any decorum or responsibility while their whims are to be met unconditionally.

>>717081903
make a bunch of hydrolysis rigs out of 5-gallon buckets, it's easier than you'd think
run them all at once, careful not to trip your breaker since you're not trying to die in a fire
after a while the hydrogen concentration in the air should be high enough (>18%) that it can explode given an ignition source, just flick a lighter or something and enjoy gensokyo

>>717081678
It goes boom!!!

>>717081728
nothing happens, these are made up fictional stories
t. hot spoon expert

>>717082167
same reason they advertise vibrators on daytime tv and you can buy them off the shelf at walgreens, but if you want a fleshlight you gotta go online or wear a trenchcoat into a sketchy ass sex shop

>>717081430
90% chance it was the OP making the call back thread so he could save it together with the original and make it look like someone fell for it.

Being near mustard gas (chloroethyl sulfide) will cause chemical burns both external and internal, causing blistering and scarring to the lungs. It was so crippling and deadly everyone agreed to ban its use in 1925. It was so horrific that people who hated each other so much they wanted to put bullets in their brains said, "Yeah, we hate you and hope you die, but this shit is next level horrifying so let's just kill each other the old way instead."

It's unlikely that follow up post is real, that person would be hella dead or at least so fucked in the lungs he would need intubation to breathe.

>>717082332
>Being near mustard gas (chloroethyl sulfide) will cause chemical burns both external and internal, causing blistering and scarring to the lungs.
made me remember that /k/ screencap

>>717082287
I dont want to harm others or give my parents shit loads of trouble. Why cant u guys help a guy out? The world is better without me

Guys it's fine the lemon doesn't d

>>717082332
>>717081430
yes we have the guy from /k/ who did it in his bathroom to test a gas mask, he most assuredly died after showing his fucking arm flesh melting and we never got a followup
someone saying they were found passed out just wouldn't happen

>>717081903
Hypoxia.
People died of it accidentally all the time without even knowing anything is wrong.
See, the burning you experience when holding your breath is the buildup of CO2, not the lack of oxygen.
So, if you can find a low-oxygen, low-CO2 environment, you can die without knowing you're dying.

>>717082417
if you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd have done it already. you're alive because there's still an anchor to your life. figure out what that is and how to make money with it and you will achieve fulfillment.

>>717081903
do you have a car and a garage?

>>717081115
So that's how they do it

>>717082332
And yet the main ingredients are so easy to access that a mere child could produce it if they wanted.
Really makes you think.

>>717079675
it's just a waste of lemons and salt
whoever made this picture probably hates lemons

>>717081170
>lemons will release a lot of liquid after 24 hours from this
<liquid will be released while drying
no way, is that true?

>>717080098
Unfortunately, I can't generate that kind of image.

>>717082607
Yeah, you should put a lot of salt in you penis, so you can ejaculate bigger loads of cum

>>717082332
>>717082408
We need a good attack of the dead movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Dead_Men

>>717082417
Why go out like a pussy when you can go out killing those that actually deserve to die.
Join the army, champ!

>>717081903
Sure it starts with driving to the largest homes you know of late at night.
???
You become a hero and an hero.

>>717081202
I did that with a lightbulb as a kid, it explodes violently