It's a masterpiece.

....of SLOPPYWOPPY

---of SHIT

>>717086423 (OP)
>128 hours
idling in the menu I'm guessing?

>>717086564
>guessing
sounds about right

>>717086661
The alternative is far more sad

>>717086564
The game also has a rogue-like mode where you can sink quite a lot of time. And it's probably the hardest game ever made on the highest difficulty

>>717086759
You don't play a lot of games, do you

Santa Barbara was cool setting, after spending the entire game in humid, rainy conditions to go somewhere dry and dead was kino

>>717086754
>it's sad that you actually tried this game and finished it and reached your own conclusion instead of adopting the hivemind "game sucks" NPC opinion from the people who never gave it a chance
sure
>>717086780
well actually..i played a few. Finished all of these. Not 100% like TLOU2 but then, not many of them deserve that level of completion.
>>717086854
true, wish it was longer

>>717086661
futa abby dicking down ellie and the gf was a masterpiece but it wasn't included in the game (neil was ok with it probably)

You can see the skybridge from the WLF base

The story was so gay and so interconnected with gameplay that I can't imagine a straight gentile man enjoying this

>>717087336
>interconnected with gameplay
that's bad?

>>717086423 (OP)
lol everybody hates this shit
give it a rest faggot you've been trying way too hard

It peeved me that enabling DLSS lowers the contrast, other than that DLSS looks great in the game but it makes it duller looking

>>717087568
>everybody
who hasn't played yet yes, but i think that's changing slowly

>>717086423 (OP)
I still don't like the Abby/Lev parts. Everything with Ellie is kino, especially Santa Barbara which is one of the best TPS action sequences ever

>>717086959
Lmao I bet you put more than 1 hour only on the hyper mainstream shit, you poser faggot

So you don't play any videogames?

>>717087649
being hunted by both the wolves and the scars was great though
>>717087715
cool assumption
>>717087734
nah i played a few, see >>717086959

>>717086759
>And it's probably the hardest game ever made on the highest difficulty
do tranny zoomers really

>>717086959
>having a permanent icon for Half Life Lost Coast on your desktop
Literally why?

>>717087785
Yeah. We do.
>>717087793
idk, i still have it installed

>>717087903
ywnbaw

Should I pirate it to try the roguelike mode?

>>717086959
The great thing about keeping the icons on your desktop isn't playing the games, it's showing everyone online i have installed them at some point

>>717087978
truly an unexpected response
>>717088004
idk, want me to show you every game's status in that image on steam, then you will somehow believe me and that will give me some sort of fulfillment ? If i do this will that change your mind and make you want to play TLOU part 2 ? so many questions, so little shits to give

>>717086423 (OP)
/v/ will never admit it, but ive been saying this since 2020. it was the best PS4 exclusive and still golds up today. the attention to detail and animations are still unmatched after 5 years

>>717088332
i see your (You) but not reading any of that.
Cope how you want.

>>717088481
I'm in shambles

>>717088332
yes

>>717088543
noted

>>717088535
what did you think about the ending, anon?

>>717088684
I was more than ok with her sparing Abby. The whole point of the game was to end the cycle of revenge they were in. Killing her wouldn't have made her feel better, and it definitely wouldn't have made me feel better. Maybe some of the players sure, but at the end of the day it isn't about the player. I think many people also wanted Abby to live after seeing what she's been through, me included. Overall i think she suffered more than Ellie. Especially those 2 months with the Rattlers. The Joel flashback while she was drowning her was perfect. It meant that she found some peace by just defeating her. Overall i liked it. BUT i do wish the entire story from the very start was different.

Do you have a dilating minigame?

>>717086564
>>128 hours
>idling in the menu I'm guessing?

or looping the trans banging scene.

>>717089021
generally agree with you. I empathize more with Elly than Abby though - I really resonated with her grief, particularly the flashbacks and her journal art and poetry. That said, Abby did deserve to live.
The only thing I dislike about the ending is the "porch scene vision" at the end when Ellie spared Abby - it was a bit cheap to place it exactly when she was about to kill Abby, it doesnt sit right with me that it was placed at this sequence of extreme emotion for the ultimate dramatic effect. Too on-the-nose, when it should have been more subtle or maybe focus on Lev and how it mirrors her relationship with Joel. Then they can still play the flashback at the end which should tie it nicely. idk I'm no game director though

>>717086423 (OP)
Woke flop. I laugh at seething jews.

>>717090010
i agree that Ellie's grief and PTSD were greatly done. And i too empathize more with Ellie, i just think Abby went through more shit. But she is also tougher.

Kill Abby, behead Abby, roundhouse kick Abby into concrete, slam dunk Abby into the trash can, defecate into Abby's food, launch Abby into the sun, stir fry Abby in a wok, judo throw Abby into a wood chipper, report Abby to the guild, karate chop Abby in half

I unironically think this is one of the greatest games of all time and I hate Israel and Cuckman

I love bleak and cynical storylines and this one was legendary in that aspect. I never wanted joel and ellie adventures part 2 like everyone else and this game delivered bigly.

>>717086423 (OP)
i agree, didn't care much for tlou1 but 2 is great

>>717090808
it has nice comfy moments too

>>717091504
it is sad how poorly the show recreated this part

>>717086423 (OP)
i bought this game but now i kinda want to have a good oled monitor and a better gpu to play it

>>717086423 (OP)
more like a masterfleece given how many people suck this franchise off for no good reason, on top of the number of times it's been remastered and rereleased

>>717086423 (OP)
Agreed. HOWEVER. They could have made a better story. Abby's campaign was great but Abby herself is the hugest misfire ND has ever implemented. All 2 needed was an Ellie revenge story showing her descent into loneliness and paranoia.

>>717091614
I played the games after seeing the show. The show is a joke now. I wonder how Dever will handle Abby
>>717092113
i'm sure they have their reasons

Is nu god of war and uncharted the only equivalent type of series?

I am starting to like the movie games with good environments and a good amount of dialog

>>717086959
pretty sure he's saying it's sad that you played the game like 5-6 times based on your playtime.

>>717092168
yeah, the reason being that sony is depositing 0.0024 cents into their account, and the other reason being that people have no tasted and will buy the same shit over and over again so it's practically free shekels for them so they'd be stupid not to exploi-- er I mean capitalize.

I wanna try the tlou games since i beat re4 remake and returnal and want some more tps games. Should i get the remastered versions on ps5 or are the regular ones fine?

>>717092246
No. Days Gone is the closest, Deacon is a great protagonist and his psychotic mumblings are kino. Slow start but let the game take you to gun and bicycle customization and you're in for a great time. Then play Uncharted 1-4 and Lost Legacy. I personally wouldn't recommend God of War. But Days Gone is perfectly bleak, violent, cynical and pretty to look at.

>>717092380
ps4 remaster is probably the best and if you're lucky it still has multiplayer.

>>717092246
There's also Death Stranding and Expedition 33
>>717092275
that's ok, i don't feel sad
>>717092339
>dude sony is paying basement dwellers to like their game
lol

>>717092432
Is it better than the part 1 remaster?

>>717092605
Yes. Part 1 remaster shouldn't even exist. It's ugly as sin. Part 1 is a feel food blockbuster hit and the original aesthetic matches it. Pt. 2 is arthouse grime and is appropriately grittier as a result. Pt. 2's style applies to 1 is ugly. Just play the remaster.

>>717092529
not basement dwellers, shills. although I suppose there is some overlap there. I do often wonder how one can get a job at one of these online "reputation management firms" but it's probably unrealistic unless you want to slave away for literal pennies like some kinda amazon mechanical turk bot, though I'm sure that shit will be offloaded to AI soon enough if it hasn't been already.
>>717092605
yeah because the multiplayer is intact, and that's what you want. part 1 on ps5/PC doesn't have multiplayer, which is a crying shame. trust me, you'll play through the main story faster than a laxative through a bulimic's stomach, and once you're done with it, you'll want for something more, which part 1 doesn't have. also the visuals are slightly better because the part 1 remaster fucked with some character's proportion or so I've heard being said around here.

>>717092804
>>717092745
Thanks, that‘s convenient too since the ps4 remaster is much cheaper

>>717088453
>animations are still unmatched after 5 years
I played it just recently expecting amazing fluid animation as that's the only selling point of the game but honestly it was jank by modern standards. Like shit was clipping through models and characters were floating sometimes. RDR2 animation is much more fluid

>>717086423 (OP)
Sweaty bloody Ellie sex

How can I get a pure virgin Ellie gf? Right is ideal but I am willing to acquire left with the idea that she matures into right. I am open to any approach, including but not limited to: kidnapping, adopting, purchasing, magick spells, blackmail, babytrapping, hypnoses, etc. (If you jokingly answer with something against site rules, make sure to indicate your comment is a joke so I don't go along with it *wink wink nudge nudge*)

>>717086423 (OP)
I disagree

>>717086759
>it's probably the hardest game ever made on the highest difficulty
Because you play with the official Last Of Us controller

>>717087246
>skybridge
Oh yeah, remember how this super duper serious game taking place in a super duper realistic world has this one section where it becomes Uncharted for some reason and Abby falls off a skyscraper aerial bridge, through a convenient glass ceiling and into A POOL THAT STILL HAS WATER TWO DECADES AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD in an abandoned building? I 'member
https://youtu.be/r4ho1RrXamQ?t=91
Streets are overgrown with vegetation but I guess water is everlasting

>>717093673
The game is super easy on pc, especially once you fix the mouse input with regedit and get the weapon sway reduction skill

RE4 is a million times better than this trash in any iteration.

>"I was more than ok with her sparing Abby. The whole point of the game was to end the cycle of revenge they were in. Killing her wouldn't have made her feel better, and it definitely wouldn't have made me feel better. Maybe some of the players sure, but at the end of the day it isn't about the player. I think many people also wanted Abby to live after seeing what she's been through, me included. Overall i think she suffered more than Ellie. Especially those 2 months with the Rattlers. The Joel flashback while she was drowning her was perfect. It meant that she found some peace by just defeating her"

>>717090808
You do realize bleak and cynical storylines aren't automatically good just by being bleak and cynical, right? They need to be well written, paced and with the same internal logic as every other story ever told?

>>717086423 (OP)
No game whose narrative is completely at odds with its gameplay can ever be a 'masterpiece'.

>>717094104
>TLOU IS.. BAD BECAUSE... BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK?!?!?!

is the combat actually good or is it just gimmicks?
i liked the idea of the hostile NPCs making contextual remarks and reacting to their people getting slaughtered

>>717094426
>TLOU IS.. GOOD BECAUSE... BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK?!?!?!

>>717094524
It's good because it has a deep, meaningful, dark story as well as cool cutscenes and awesome graphics.

>>717093551
ellie williams

>>717094640
>it has a deep, meaningful, dark story

>>717094640
>"it has a deep, meaningful, dark story"
>the story:

>>717094512
1. lack of enemy variety. there's maybe 4 or 5 zombie types and they don't vary enough in abilities to make much of a difference in gameplay. same goes for human enemies.
2. stealth focus is undermined by a lack of a method of evasion, i.e. once you're in combat you stay in combat and that's that
3. enemies are retarded, they won't investigate fallen comrades, won't alter their patrols to compensate for lost personnel, there are no alert phases, it's just "detected" or "not detected"
4. having a consumable lethal silent takedown fucking sucks
5. weapon upgrades are linear in nature, i.e. you can only upgrade a weapon once you've discovered it, and you must unlock "tier2/tier3, etc" before you can upgrade the weapon further. on its own this isn't a problem necessarily, but the pacing of the game means that your upgrade schedule is tightly controlled. on NG+ you don't get access to your weapons from the start, which makes NG+ pointless
6. the game's item crafting works against you by forcing multiple recipes to use overlapping materials, so have fun with a full inventory of rags but zero alcohol.
7. enemy behavior is very simplistic and underwhelming
8. a bullet to the arm is as effective as any other part of the body excluding the head, can't trip up or disarm enemies with well placed limb shots
9. time wasting "puzzles" and force walkie-talkie dialog segments on top of shitty QTE events
10. zero boss battles
I'm talking about the first game, I don't know about the second but I imagine it's not much different.

>>717094640
>It's good because it has a deep, meaningful, dark story
t.

>>717094640
>it has a deep, meaningful, dark story
Cycles of revenge BAD has been done plenty of times before, fren

>>717095238
>the sonyigger cuckman shrine

>>717094784
>>717094916
>>717095238
>>717095280
>How did you know I have shit-tinged skin?

>>717095237
yeah I specifically meant Part 2, but I wouldnt know how different it is from what you described

>>717095371
It's obvious by the way you post, Rajeesh

>>717094647

>>717095936
I wish I were a White man so that I'd have a chance :/

>>717095936
where is her bush?

>>717095936
god i love ellie porn something about how dirty she always is makes it great

>>717093918
>especially once you fix the mouse input with regedit
qrd?

>>717096317

>>717086959
thats all?
nigger you have barely played any games.

>>717096669
>blender viewport
Is this your work? It's really good

>>717096851
Nah
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thereycake

>>717096503
You can turn off mouse smoothing through regedit. For some reason it isn't in the settings, or at least it wasn't last time I played. It feels way better that way.

>>717096929
O7

>>717094640
This sounds nothing like a video game.

>>717086423 (OP)
Retards through around that word far too often. Any popular piece of media is immediately declared a "masterpiece" by retarded normalfags and it's just eye rolling.

>>717095238
Neil Druckmann's masterbatorium.

>>717094262
ok, name one bleak and cynical storyline that you think is well written

>>717097950
>Retards
>through instead of throw
Most intelligent hater of Saint Druckmann's masterwork

>>717092983
only RDR2 can hold a candle to tlou2 animation quality, agreed.
but calling it jank? idk that seems like a reach.

>>717094412
please expound how the gameplay is at odds with the narrative

>>717095237
the second game's gameplay is an improvement in every department and puts the first to shame. it's a must play for it's gameplay alone.

>>717100073
>kill hundreds of mooks without so much as a second thought, all in the name of vengeance
>finally get to senator armstrong at the end, and instead of transforming from saucy jack into jack the ripper, you instead drop your HF blade and drop to your knees because you're in the presence of a motherfucking legend my G
>all the murder is for naught and has absolutely no impact in the end
ellie is the world's biggest idiot because it took her this long to realize that revenge bad. at least raiden admitted to himself that on some level he was deluding himself with the whole "guardian of justice" schtick so he could justify his bloodlust.

>>717094032
Well duh re4 is one of the greatest games of all time. But lou2 still has fun combat

>>717100187
>>717100396
it's funny how you assholes will laud this game with praise and yet never elaborate on why anyone should care. not saying you're wrong but you ain't exactly out here swaying hearts and minds with this tepid phoneposting bullshit.

>>717100073
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754155892679366.webm

>>717086564
TLOU2 is a 30 hour game that benefits from NG+. Plus the No Return mode is pure gameplay and I've put 200 hours into that alone

>>717086423 (OP)
A masterpiece... of shit.

>>717086423 (OP)
good. it's not for me.

>>717087637
Same here. I participated in all of the memes in 2020, and knew the general plotline. Then, after hearing a random youtuber teardown of it where he complained that it's bad because it's basically misery porn, I was like "wow that sounds cool, I like misery porn". Then I played it (and the first one of course) and they're actually cool games. Never listen to /v/ or normalfags on the internet in general.

>>717086423 (OP)
lol wat, they remade the second game?

>>717100535
he's talking too fast I don't understand what he saying

>>717100764
just for you I'm going to pirate the second game and make a thread on it here. don't worry, I'll be as impartial and open minded about it as possible, but I doubt you'll afford me the same courtesy.

>>717086959
This, gentlemen, is what schizophrenia actually looks like; that, or an unironic playstation employee.

>>717087637
The perception of the game has only gotten WORSE since the show, because now even normies know what a hack Neil is and how shit the plot was. Good bait thread, but come on now.

>>717102010
You can do what you want, I don't care. It's not like I paid for those games, I'm not a retard.

>>717102325
OP might actually be the retarded cunt who glazes Bioshock Infinite on occasion.

>>717101939
Skill issue