Thread 717087090

>oldfags loved Banjo and hated Mario 64
>zoomers hate Banjo and love Mario 64
How did this happen?

zoomers arent graphicsfags

basedchads love both

>>717087090 (OP)
I don't like either one.

Mario 64 is legitimately terrible, a total slog to play, and its only appeal is exclusively as an autistic toolbox for speedtroons and romhacks.
>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
>slippery and inconsistent physics, especially underwater, snow, or on slopes. Not to mention Mario turns like a fucking boat and ricochets off walls like a fucking bouncy ball
>2D Mario's momentum and physics work in a 2D environment where you always have a perfect view and perspective of the action; it's significantly worse in a 3D environment where you are constantly fighting the camera and there are fundamental limitations to perspective/depth perception
>these momentum and physics are especially egregious when the movement is relative to aforementioned awful automatic camera that refuses to go where you want
>constantly boots you out after every star and makes you retread each stage a half dozen times all the way from the beginning of the stage with a tiny stupid piecemeal change
>a dozen frivolous jumps with dial a combo system for platforming is just extra abstraction bullshit that further separates the game from feeling like a natural extension of self
>overall level/enemy/hazard design are extremely basic and boring, mainly as a result of the extremely open-ended movement combined with the dogshit camera
>constant easter egg hunt for random bullshit grows old very quick
>artstyle is just very bland and the whole game lacks charm and character
It feels like a glorified fucking tech demo for 3D movement. As a game, it is just awful.

>Nintenchads love Banjo
>Xbros love Banjo
>Snoytroons shit xirselves seething over Banjo

>>717087090 (OP)
I liked banjo more as a kid for the music, visuals, and novelty
I like mario 64 as an adult because gameplay is now king

Nobody hated Super Mario 64.

>>717087356
The gameplay of Mario 64 is terrible. Level, enemy, boss, and hazard design are boring and barebones and the physics are wildly inconsistent, you accelerate like a car, turn like a boat, struggle on slight inclines, ricochet off walls like a bouncy ball, and invisible walls are everywhere. Not to mentiom the camera is absolutely fucking awful, never where you want it

>>717087529
skill issues. learn to speedkick, quickturn, kick or triple jump up slopes, and time correct wallkick frames

>>717087090 (OP)
Both are great and have issues, but also pushed the platformer genre ahead.

>>717087529
>The gameplay of Mario 64 is terrible. Level, enemy, boss, and hazard design are boring and barebones and the physics are wildly inconsistent,
But it's okay when New Vegas does it

>>717087615
>dude just do a bunch of arbitrary dial a combo shit that further obstructs you from a direct connection to the game
>all while the camera, from which all movement is relative, is fighting your every move
>and in barebones, boring, empty levels consisting of just a series of segmented jumps with a few trash mobs scattered about
Nah fuck you and eat shit retard

>>717087615
>mario 64 fan
>look inside
>just a retarded tranny who views Mario 64 as nothing but an autistic toolbox for speedtrooning in dull, empty levels

>>717087090 (OP)
>oldfags loved Banjo and hated Mario 64
I loved both though. /v/ermin just picks whatever the contrarian option is. It's not like they've played either one.

>>717087090 (OP)
>>oldfags loved Banjo and hated Mario 64
on today's episode of made up bullshit you only hear on /v/:

>>717087090 (OP)
I like mario 64 more than banjo but I enjoy banjo-tooie more than both, what am I?

>>717087529
we call it skill issue

>>717087090 (OP)
Nobody hated Mario 64 back in the 90s, child
Quit trying to make shit up

>>717087090 (OP)
Zoomers are drawing porn of Banjo and Kazooie gettin' it on.

>>717087967
>dial a combo

Oh you're that retarded crashfag that tried shitting up the board a month ago with your stupid ass threads, glad to see you've moved on to falseflagging through Banjo so we can dunk on you even harder lol