Thread 717090240

>Ain't no way blud gifted me this goofy PS2 lookin ahh game. Double it and give it to the next person.
How do you respond?

Who the fuck are you and why are you "talking" to me?

>>717090240 (OP)
Sorry rizzler, that wasn't very skibidi of me

>>717090240 (OP)
zoomers are pushing 30 you stupid balding faggot
most zoomers either experienced the ps2 or got it from parents and older brothers
kill yourself scum

>>717090240 (OP)
Kek

>>717090497
zoomer just means 12 year old kid. it's not same thing as generation z

>>717090240 (OP)
I apologize for giving him a shitty gift and buy him the latest AAA ludokino instead

>Generation Alpha Male
>Generation Beta Buxx
How will they differ from zoomers?

>>717090240 (OP)
zoomers are a failure of a generation and i patiently await for the mass suicide era

>>717091117
then say gen alpha

>>717090240 (OP)
>someone unironically uses words like bro/blud/brah/etc.
>I automatically assume they have a double digit IQ
And so far this rule has proven pretty accurate.
What is it with knuckle draggers and their love for talking like that? Is there like a rule that if you're a simpleton you cannot speak in any different manner?

>>717091708
say gen alpha male

>>717090240 (OP)
i chop his face in half with an axe

>>717090240 (OP)
type shiii. geezer mfs just be sayin shit

>>717091752
@Grok translate this diddy ahh blud fr

so do Zoomies just play fortnite and warzone for the rest of their lives? What in the skibidi toilet is their endgame???

>>717092372
As a zoomer sigma male blackpilled looksmaxxed chadlite I am waiting for AI generated games because I have gotten bored of sissy human boy games

>>717090240 (OP)
>How do you respond?
I wouldnt. I would listen and thats what noone ever did.

>>717092372
no they unironically cycle through smart phone trash games (mainly all the supercell games). and lick through whatever is available on the game pass/ps plus.
can't really blame them though. boomers don't want younger generations joining their community and single player games are getting really expensive

>>717090240 (OP)
This kid is probably old enough to rent a car and you're still doing the same impression.

>>717090240 (OP)
Stop raping the country with your so-called words.

>>717090497
You certainly do not behave like a 30 year old however. Little 19 year old timmy.

>>717092767
this is so grim. what the fuck happened to zoomies? why do they look like that?

diddy ahh thread

>>717093454
im a 19 yo zoomer and im balding too
i blame it on zoomer girls being the biggest bitches of all time. massive stress trying to deal with any zoomer thot.
enslave women, destroy feminism, take away women's rights

>>717090240 (OP)
fr fr no cap

>>717090240 (OP)
>What?
No, really. I have no idea what your greentext says. What language is that, because it's certainly not English.

>>717090497
>>717091752
>>717093939
@grok what is blud yapping about?

>>717093639
hey look, I shit on zoomers constantly but I'll take you guys over your women any day.
Zoomer women look nice, but the moment they open their mouth for anything other than to receive a cock my dick immediately goes floppy.

>>717090497
>pic
Feelsgood knowing I won't go bald! Feelsbad having hair I think looks ugly.

>>717092767
i love the depression on their faces, it feeds my soul, feels good man

>>717091752
I love saying that shit whenever im being sarcastic. I feel it helps get the point across

>>717093939
>Ain't no way
There is no way : Basically OP is in disbelief.
>blud
Another slang term for 'bruh' or 'brother'
>goofy
OP thinks it must be a joke.
>PS2 lookin ahh game
The graphics of the game look like they are of the Playstation 2 era. 'Ahh' is another way of saying 'ass', so "PS2 looking ass game".

>>717093016
I still find it funny how Tetris (NES version) is gatekept by zoomers at this point

>>717091752
before this, the clue was when any white person said yo

>>717090240 (OP)
Grab em right by the nose and give it a good honk, the ungrateful little turd

>>717093454
microplastics, xenoestrogens

>>717091117
Yeah, like how gen x are boomers

>>717091752
Nigger speak is promoted in popular media when the average nigger is often incapable of reading English, much less comprehending it.

>>717090240 (OP)
ayo dawg respect tha OGs nigga, tho this do be lookin old as hell and straight sus, y'all lil bros gotta open yo mind and touch grass fr, shit's bussin ong

>>717090497
diz ninja aint get tht aura