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Anonymous No.717095549 >>717096115 >>717096219 >>717096473 >>717096527 >>717096830 >>717097571 >>717097626 >>717097906 >>717098561 >>717098715 >>717098767 >>717100459 >>717100882 >>717101414 >>717102553 >>717109461 >>717110580 >>717113354 >>717113482 >>717114031 >>717114102 >>717122959 >>717126093 >>717127278
What are the best Harry Potter games?
Anonymous No.717095638 >>717111321 >>717112006
the chamber of secrets is the best (PS2/XBOX/GC)
Anonymous No.717096115 >>717096289 >>717109553 >>717111163
>>717095549 (OP)
>Chamber of secrets ps2
>Chamber of secrets gba
>Prisoner of Azkaban gba
>Philosopher's stone gbc (interesting version because this game started development along with the movie so it is its own take on HP)
>Order of phoenix pc,ps3,360 (The only game where you can explore the whole hogwarts as Harry potter and friends)
>Hogwarts legacy
Anonymous No.717096219 >>717096389
>>717095549 (OP)
Is Azkaban ps2 version worth playing If I have already played the pc version?
Anonymous No.717096289 >>717096445
>>717096115
Chamber of secrets is better on the gbc than on the gba i believe.
Anonymous No.717096389
>>717096219
https://youtu.be/duuImjhDtXc
Anonymous No.717096445
>>717096289
the gbc is similar to Philosopher's stone gbc since both play like bootleg final fantasy, but I also like the gba version because it has kickass pixel art and its more action oriented
Anonymous No.717096473 >>717098328
>>717095549 (OP)
Why was this bitch so cute?
Anonymous No.717096527 >>717098328
>>717095549 (OP)
why didn't she and hermione have sex with each other
Anonymous No.717096830 >>717097571 >>717099720 >>717104369 >>717108012 >>717109282 >>717118551 >>717120465
>>717095549 (OP)
Hogwarts Legacy even if it's removed from the main HP time. The only negative thing about it is that it's a bit too long towards the end and it should've been Luna.
Anonymous No.717097571 >>717097648 >>717097696 >>717097762 >>717098460 >>717098475 >>717099194 >>717099461 >>717101342 >>717101671 >>717103253 >>717105498 >>717108126 >>717108234 >>717108384 >>717111036 >>717111365 >>717112723 >>717115675 >>717122392 >>717123361 >>717127858
>>717095549 (OP)
>>717096830
why did she hit the wall so hard, /v/ros?
Anonymous No.717097626 >>717127051
>>717095549 (OP)
Witch Trainer with the little blonde sadist girl and Susan Bones in it

Or else host your own AI and goon to that
Anonymous No.717097648
>>717097571
She's still hot.
Anonymous No.717097696 >>717100507 >>717113227
>>717097571
33 years old btw
Anonymous No.717097762
>>717097571
She didn't though
Anonymous No.717097906 >>717098120 >>717104878 >>717120501
>>717095549 (OP)
pic related
Anonymous No.717098120
>>717097906
this and chamber of secrets for ps2, and order of the phoenix for wii
all others suck
Anonymous No.717098328 >>717098380
>>717096527
>>717096473
Theyโ€™re underage
Anonymous No.717098380
>>717098328
out of ten
Anonymous No.717098460
>>717097571
Only if you compare to the literal angel of god she used to be before, she is still hot, just not as divine
Anonymous No.717098475
>>717097571
She looks like Amy Poeher (Leslie Knope in parks and rec)
Anonymous No.717098561 >>717098627
>>717095549 (OP)
Best girl, Hermione and Cho are shit.
Anonymous No.717098627 >>717099359 >>717127310
>>717098561
She's kind of kooky though
Anonymous No.717098715
>>717095549 (OP)
Sorcerer's Stone (PS1)
Chamber of Secrets (GC)
Prisoner of Azkaban (Console)
Order of the Phoenix (Console)
Hogwarts Legacy
Witch Trainer
Anonymous No.717098767
>>717095549 (OP)
Hogwarts Legacy is beyond kino
Anonymous No.717098880 >>717099194 >>717129030
Avalanche needs to figure out how to bring mods to the console versions too so other people can experience this
Anonymous No.717099194 >>717099530
My memories of the games are lead by the fucking mirror puzzle in POA or whatever on the PS2, I got stuck and never played it again. Might have to try an emulator.

>>717097571
Childhood eating disorder might have had a hand in it, its the reason she got Luna in the first place.

>>717098880
What mods are shown here? I finished HL and had zero reason to play.
Anonymous No.717099359
>>717098627
Better kooky than a cunt.
Anonymous No.717099461
>>717097571
if that's the wall then I hope everyone woman hits the wall
Anonymous No.717099530
>>717099194
https://www.curseforge.com/hogwarts-legacy/mods/bb-expectopatronumspellmod
Anonymous No.717099720 >>717100345
>>717096830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0smlGl2DgeE

The fact that Potter didn't choose her makes him a worse character retroactively.
Anonymous No.717100345
>>717099720
Harry Potter was actually retarded in book 5, I think someone is trying to ask him out and heโ€™s absolutely oblivious
Anonymous No.717100459
>>717095549 (OP)
The Chamber of Secrets on PC was childhood kino.
Anonymous No.717100507
>>717097696
>33 years old btw
bullshit.
Anonymous No.717100649 >>717101229 >>717101387 >>717101684 >>717113493
Goblet of Fire is the best book. Thank you for your understanding.
>calmly
Anonymous No.717100882
>>717095549 (OP)
hogwarts legacy was fun but it doesn't have the real "harry potter" feeling to it, there are classes and they're nice but they quickly fall to the side in favor of story missions and challenges
they should have leaned more into the school stuff and learning about magic but what the fuck could they even do when the magic system is a literal joke that has no real rules?

that being said killing 1000's of golbins and poachers only for your character to go
"YOUR BLOOD IS ON RANROKS HANDS" after you turn them into a barrel and smash them into a wall is pure cinema
Anonymous No.717101095 >>717101194
Was Cassandra's game any good?
Anonymous No.717101194 >>717101296
>>717101095
isn't it just another mobile game?
Anonymous No.717101229 >>717101387 >>717101671
>>717100649
I beg to differ. Prisoner of Azkaban is pure kino.
Anonymous No.717101296
>>717101194
Yes.
Anonymous No.717101316
The answer is always bong genes, it's amazing actually.
Anonymous No.717101342
>>717097571
Emma hit it harder.
Anonymous No.717101387 >>717107814
>>717101229
>>717100649
Gentlemen, I think we can agree Order of Phoenix is top tier as well
Anonymous No.717101414
>>717095549 (OP)
I liked the first three for gameboy/gba
Anonymous No.717101447 >>717101813 >>717102369 >>717114220
Why wasn't she in any of the games?
Anonymous No.717101568
gba ones
Anonymous No.717101671
>>717097571
The hairline is a bit unfortunate but she still looks pretty good bro

>>717101229
I don't actually like HP but read all the books because it was me having quality time with my wife and Prisoner of Azkaban was the only book that held my attention at all due to the little mystery subplot with the rat guy. Every other book was either boring and forgettable, or dumb because of really poorly thought out words building. Rowling can handle a little magical mystery but she really shits the bed when she starts trying to develop the setting.
Anonymous No.717101684
>>717100649
>cool tournament
>voldemort returns
>cute 17 year old French blonde thatโ€™s magically irreversible that everyone wants to fuck is in it
Anonymous No.717101813 >>717102106
>>717101447
Rowling hated how pretty she was and banned her from the future movies.
Anonymous No.717102106 >>717102474 >>717108196 >>717114530
>>717101813
Donโ€™t call an underage girl pretty
Thatโ€™s creepy
Anonymous No.717102369 >>717102474 >>717102480 >>717103608 >>717108514 >>717109519
>>717101447
This is her now.
Anonymous No.717102474 >>717103028 >>717108652
>>717102106
She was hot as fuck tbqh

>>717102369
Walled
Anonymous No.717102480
>>717102369
hot
Anonymous No.717102553
>>717095549 (OP)
>ps2
>ps2
>psx
absolutely soulles
Anonymous No.717103028 >>717103770
>>717102474
It's a different person. The original actress aged probably the best out of all HP girls.
Anonymous No.717103253
>>717097571
>4chan question about something bad
Answer: Jews
Anonymous No.717103608
>>717102369
Different actress. She was played by Genevieve Gaunt in the third movie.
Anonymous No.717103770 >>717103950
>>717103028
>The original actress aged probably the best out of all HP girls.
She had like two scenes and was on screen for like one minute. I'm starting to suspect these girls aged worse depending on how much screentime they had in the movies...
Anonymous No.717103950 >>717104143 >>717104201 >>717104267
>>717103770
This is because being caught on camera ages you considerably faster due to the camera particles emitted during filming
Anonymous No.717104143
>>717103950
Anonymous No.717104201
>>717103950
Or, more believably, Hollywood producers are vampires who feed on the life energy of young girls.
Anonymous No.717104267
>>717103950
dude
Anonymous No.717104369 >>717105272
>>717096830
It really did feel like weirdo Harry was being set up with weirdo Luna for a few books there.
Anonymous No.717104878 >>717105032
>>717097906
Jeremy SOULe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lca55oNfe3g
Anonymous No.717105032 >>717105129 >>717105198
>>717104878
>sounds literally just like Oblivion
I'm not sure if endlessly recycling the same music is sovlful or not
Anonymous No.717105129 >>717105209
>>717105032
Shut the fuck up, queer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJq_dUxRPSU
Anonymous No.717105198
>>717105032
it's the same instruments and style, but not the same notes in the same order

musicians tend to have a style that you can hear in their songs, especially solo composers (rather than bands, which are more collaborative)
Anonymous No.717105209
>>717105129
Okay he's redeemed now.
Anonymous No.717105272
>>717104369
I remember from the books she seemed to be the only girl that Harry was relaxed around. He'd bitch about Hermione and Ginny and second-guess himself a bunch but there was such a natural, easy-going chemistry with Luna. Ironically that's why I knew they'd never get together, not enough melodrama.
Anonymous No.717105279 >>717105949 >>717119213
The virgin Harry Potter wizards:
>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided
>avoid using their magic on non-magical folk
>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands
>wave little twigs around
>couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies
>only eat big dinners at school
>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds
>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand
>afraid of death

The Chad Discworld wizards:
>live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status
>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks
>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city
>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end
>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality
>eat big dinners their whole lives
>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors
>most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill
>summon death to ask him trivial questions
Anonymous No.717105498
>>717097571
Anglo genes
Anonymous No.717105949 >>717106524 >>717119519
>>717105279
>city is run by a tyrannical mastermind, mutual understanding that the wizards are exempt from his authority
>wizards forbid themselves from having children lest they accidentally create super-wizards
>casually create a magical device that can view anything in the multiverse, only hard part is getting it to display the one thing you actually want to see
Anonymous No.717106008
Anyone played this? How is it?
Anonymous No.717106524
>>717105949
The real purpose of the Unseen University is to keep wizards fat, happy and distracted so they don't start another wizarding war and almost destroy the world again.
Anonymous No.717107814
>>717101387
On the contrary, as a kid I remember that book being so bloated that I quit reading the series. I was stuck in a hotel room for a week straight with just that book and it still bored me to death. I only know the rest of the story because I watched the movies a decade later.
Anonymous No.717108012
>>717096830
Correct, it finally lets you play as a bitchy Slytherin blonde
Anonymous No.717108126
>>717097571
Veganism and shitty makeup lol
Anonymous No.717108196 >>717108652
>>717102106
What if he said he found her pretty when he was a kid faggot?
Anonymous No.717108234 >>717108515
>>717097571
Fun fact she was the only actor from the series who defended JK Rowling and is still friends with her.
Anonymous No.717108384
>>717097571
That's not too bad, there are way worse pics of her.
Anonymous No.717108514
>>717102369
Different actress you blind retard
Anonymous No.717108515 >>717109347
>>717108234
Malfoy's actor also retweeted plenty of stuff defending Rowling
Anonymous No.717108652 >>717110221 >>717110420
>>717108196
Letโ€™s check you cocksucker
>>717102474
Anon when you said this underage child was pretty and hot as fuck you meant thatโ€™s what you thought as a kid and not right now right?
Anonymous No.717109282
>>717096830
The only negative thing about it is that it was wannabe assassins creed ubislop when it should've been a Bully clone
Anonymous No.717109347 >>717109446 >>717114045
>>717108515
Yeah but he's clearly suffering from arrested development. He's the only one whose never moved on.
Anonymous No.717109446 >>717109614
>>717109347
To be fair, so does Luna's actress, most of her posts are HP related
Anonymous No.717109461
>>717095549 (OP)
>Lust provoking image is a real life child
Creep
Anonymous No.717109519 >>717114167
>>717102369
Wrong. THIS is her now.
They replaced the actress because Rowling wrote Pansy as an insert for a girl who used to bully her. Genevieve was too pretty and it made her seethe.
Anonymous No.717109553 >>717116206
>>717096115
What about the gameboy colour rpgs?
Anonymous No.717109614 >>717111727
>>717109446
Why the fuck does she have a manly jawline now what happened
Anonymous No.717110221 >>717111341
>>717108652
I never said cute
She was hot as fuck then and still is back then today
Anonymous No.717110420 >>717111341
>>717108652
that image still is just as attractive now as she was before, why lie to ourselves?
Anonymous No.717110439 >>717110520 >>717110613 >>717110786 >>717112097 >>717119394 >>717127436
L u n a
Anonymous No.717110520
>>717110439
more?
Anonymous No.717110580
>>717095549 (OP)
The first 3 on pc, the first 2 on xbox/ps2, and ONLY the first gba game. Everything else was slop (including the books and movies)
Anonymous No.717110613 >>717110691 >>717111663 >>717112097
>>717110439
Noice
Anonymous No.717110691 >>717111812
>>717110613
who is this?
Anonymous No.717110786 >>717110895
>>717110439
Is that AI or she actually has some kind of OF?
Anonymous No.717110881 >>717114289
My headcanon is that Luna is an albino
Anonymous No.717110895 >>717111193
>>717110786
It's not Lunas actress just someone similar looking.
Anonymous No.717111036 >>717111383
>>717097571
>Tattoo of Micheal Jackson's eyes at the base of her neck
Anonymous No.717111163 >>717111350 >>717116206 >>717117994
>>717096115
Hogwarts Legacy really dropped the ball with the open world shit. It should have been focused on the school, houses shenanigans and magic learning instead of wasting the setting with retarded poachers and shitty villages all over the place. It's ridiculous that you had no reason to visit the common room.
Anonymous No.717111193 >>717111521
>>717110895
who?
Anonymous No.717111321
>>717095638
Trvthnvke
Anonymous No.717111341 >>717116282
>>717110420
>>717110221
MODS
Anonymous No.717111350
>>717111163
Open world is fine, they just need to add more actual side missions and things to find unrelated to any quest, like those mysteries in RDR2.
Anonymous No.717111365
>>717097571
looks fine, and i'm a gigacoomer
Anonymous No.717111383 >>717111640 >>717111730 >>717123397 >>717123714
>>717111036
Imagine fucking her doggystyle and having MJ staring at you the whole time
Anonymous No.717111521 >>717111770
>>717111193
Nevermind, found it
Anonymous No.717111640
>>717111383
ill know hes watching over me and be at peace while i blast ropes.
Anonymous No.717111663 >>717111812
>>717110613
Source
Anonymous No.717111727 >>717113708
>>717109614
Most western women have good jawline. Its an indicator of good health, you anime porn addicted retard.
Anonymous No.717111730
>>717111383
Imagine fucking her missionary style and staring at those crazy eyes autistically staring at you
Anonymous No.717111770
>>717111521
Anonymous No.717111812
>>717110691
>>717111663
No idea, sorry
Anonymous No.717111932 >>717112097
Anonymous No.717111957 >>717112131 >>717112723 >>717114208 >>717116572 >>717117065 >>717117216 >>717118092
Graphical overhaul
Anonymous No.717112006 >>717112265
>>717095638
For some reason I would speedrun the gbc version as a kid and have the songs playing in my head to this day
https://youtu.be/q90f812K1xA?si=xQFw6-w7KsQ22J0i
Anonymous No.717112097
>>717110439
Dasha B see >>717111932


>>717110613
"Evanna Lynch - Shower Scene in My name is Emely" is what lens gave me
Anonymous No.717112131 >>717112364 >>717112409 >>717114167 >>717126661 >>717126797
>>717111957
every one of those photos is cherry-picked as hell, especially the Emma one since she actually looks like this
Anonymous No.717112262
The boomer satan bullshit behind HP always felt astroturfed to me
Anonymous No.717112265
>>717112006
Peak GBC soundtrack
I keep whistling the boss theme now and then
https://youtu.be/8l4G9LAvCYk
Anonymous No.717112364 >>717113304
>>717112131
she was cuter when she was 8 in the first harry potter movie
Anonymous No.717112409 >>717112481 >>717113396
>>717112131
>every one of those photos is cherry-picked as hell
Yes and?
Always judge a woman's appearance on her worst day, she will definitely do the same with you
Anonymous No.717112481 >>717113112
>>717112409
what is this, some chuddha proverb?
Anonymous No.717112561 >>717113223 >>717113304 >>717113867 >>717115971
There is only one peak HP girl and that's young Emma Watson
Anonymous No.717112723
>>717097571
>>717111957
>50 years to Gryffindor
Anonymous No.717113112 >>717114341
>>717112481
Have you never had a girlfriend before? It's just one of those things women do: they remember every detail of your worst days and bring them up every time you argue.
Anonymous No.717113223 >>717113304 >>717113369 >>717113867 >>717116292
teeth test
>>717112561
came here to say this
Anonymous No.717113227
>>717097696
Same
Anonymous No.717113232
Which way, Wizardman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGjVXzI2g4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2izAotP9go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOxwo8TUQok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7YvALrg1uM
Anonymous No.717113304 >>717113548
>>717112561
>>717112364
>>717113223
Funny jokes guysโ€ฆhaha
Anonymous No.717113354 >>717114145
>>717095549 (OP)
There are no good Harry Potter games. How could there be? Harry Potter will never inspire anything more than shovelware games, because Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesโ€™ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itโ€™s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He
Anonymous No.717113369
>>717113223
Built to wait for 18th birthday
Anonymous No.717113396
>>717112409
The britbong slag look hits all brit women
Anonymous No.717113482 >>717113829 >>717113926 >>717118213
>>717095549 (OP)
There are no good Harry Potter games. How could there be? Harry Potter will never inspire anything more than shovelware games, because Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesโ€™ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itโ€™s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Anonymous No.717113493 >>717115356 >>717127462 >>717127734
>>717100649
theyre all shit. methods of rationality mogs them hard
Anonymous No.717113548 >>717113758 >>717113793 >>717113867 >>717114086 >>717116292
>>717113304
jokes?
Anonymous No.717113708
>>717111727
>Most western women have good jawline

No, they don't you retard?
Anonymous No.717113758 >>717114012 >>717114153
>>717113548
Has her eye been edited blue, or is this a camera thing.
Anonymous No.717113793 >>717114012
>>717113548
I remember having such a huge crush on her around Azkaban. Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.717113829 >>717115860
>>717113482
What the hell? Steven Spielburg would have sucked, and who writes down shit on a napkin? Retarded take

Iโ€™m not saying the books are amazing but damn
Anonymous No.717113843
>717113354
>717113482
lmao, nice try
Anonymous No.717113867 >>717113954
>>717112561
>>717113223
>>717113548
how come every british slag is so disgusting and ugly compared to this
what did our Lord God mean by this
Anonymous No.717113926
>>717113482
> Quidditch World Cup PS2.
Actually a fun sports game.
> Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets on PS2.
Actually a fun game on its own, probably the best in terms of quality.
> You are trained to read other classics.
There's nothing wrong with that and you are a pearl clutching crab in a bucket.
Anonymous No.717113954 >>717114043 >>717114324
>>717113867
iirc she's half French, not pure bong.
Anonymous No.717113979
for me it's Cassandra
Anonymous No.717114012 >>717114153
>>717113758
that image is slightly edited, yeah, I have the original but all my images are unsorted and I have too many
>>717113793
nothing to be embarrassed about
Anonymous No.717114031
>>717095549 (OP)
The RPG ones by Griptonite games. PS and CoS for GBC, PoA for GBA. I enjoyed them very much and was disappointed GoF on GBA was some crappy action game.
Anonymous No.717114043 >>717114079
>>717113954
mwahh the french..
Anonymous No.717114045 >>717114350
>>717109347
>he's clearly suffering from arrested development

Kek, what the fuck are you on about? He's suffering from arrested development because he believes that there are only 2 genders, and that trannies are not real females?
Anonymous No.717114079
>>717114043
Anonymous No.717114086 >>717114306
>>717113548
looks like a little boy with long hair. what the fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous No.717114102
>>717095549 (OP)
She was the Hinata of Harry Potter.
Her not getting with Harry at the end was a terrible way to end the series, turned a 10/10 into a 8/10.
Anonymous No.717114145
>>717113354
Shut the fuck up, you baiting retard.
Anonymous No.717114153 >>717116292
>>717113758
>>717114012
nvm here you go, literal love-tier, too bad she aged badly
Anonymous No.717114167
Why do I find this >>717109519 much more attractive than this >>717112131
Anonymous No.717114208 >>717114402
>>717111957
Why did she answer the call bros?
Anonymous No.717114220
>>717101447
>this is your bully
Oh no please, dont kiss me
Anonymous No.717114247 >>717115052 >>717116486
>still no Artemis Fowl game
>there will never be an Artemis Fowl game
Anonymous No.717114285
Still would
Anonymous No.717114289 >>717114408
>>717110881
>white pubes
too bad albinism is a cancer time bomb
Anonymous No.717114306 >>717114731
>>717114086
you sound like you have a lot of experience with little boys
Anonymous No.717114324
>>717113954
Most of the Bongs aren't pure anything they are a melting pot of european identities and now third worlders. 5-15% white British, yikes.
Anonymous No.717114341 >>717115230
>>717113112
I honestly pity the people who post this sort of thing, you guys must have had the shittiest relationships and the shittiest girlfriends
Anonymous No.717114350 >>717114515
>>717114045
That he's eager to reprise his role in a stage show nobody gives a shit about and has largely written off as bad fanfiction and his autobiography is almost entirely written from the frame of HP.

Compared to other HP actors who have very much largely moved on with their careers.
Anonymous No.717114402
>>717114208
>He bought?
Anonymous No.717114408
>>717114289
Not if you take good care to protect your skin.
Problem is how common eyesight issues are among them
Anonymous No.717114515 >>717114642
>>717114350
The sole thing I have seen him in outside HP is The Flash. Yeesh.
Anonymous No.717114530
>>717102106
You found those girls pretty as a kid
You still find them pretty now
You're just too much of a feminist-conditioned pussy to be honest with yourself.
Anonymous No.717114642
>>717114515
It's a shame really because I'm sure he could have a plenty fruitful career but he's just going on about being a slytherin on Tiktok.
Anonymous No.717114731
>>717114306
get your hearing checked
Anonymous No.717114921 >>717115130 >>717116292
Whatever you say, boydiddler
Anonymous No.717115052
>>717114247
Blame the movie
Anonymous No.717115130 >>717115673 >>717115738 >>717116151
>>717114921
Lifting Hermione's skirt!!
Anonymous No.717115230
>>717114341
No, it's pretty normal actually. I don't think there exists a couple that never argues in emotional states. I am certain you've never been in a relationship longer than a couple months.
Anonymous No.717115356
>>717113493
Sorry, but any author who unironically uses ancient and noble houses lacks basic reading comprehension and thus cannot be good by default.
Anonymous No.717115519
Post the one where she is part cat.
Anonymous No.717115631
>tfw no lil niffler bro to game and steal shit with
Anonymous No.717115673 >>717116292
>>717115130
Anonymous No.717115675 >>717117550 >>717117625
>>717097571
I still find her very attractive
Anonymous No.717115738
>>717115130
>that's very inappropriate, anon!
Anonymous No.717115860 >>717115998
>>717113829
Daily reminder that Spielberg's pitch was combining the first three books into one movie set in an american high school, and that without Rowling's veto he probably would have got it.
Armond usually works as a devil's advocate, but even entertaining that was clearly a reach.
Anonymous No.717115971
>>717112561
It's lonely at the top
Anonymous No.717115998
>>717115860
Wait is this true
Anonymous No.717116151 >>717116721
>>717115130
Accio bum
Anonymous No.717116206
>>717109553
They are both cool if you are into early final fantasy gameplay.
>>717111163
I guess lots of normies wanted to larp as Hogwarts students so they made Hogwarts legacy with that mindset.
Anonymous No.717116282
>>717111341
this is not reddit, you know
Anonymous No.717116292
>>717113223
>>717113548
>>717114153
>>717114921
>>717115673
BUILT
Anonymous No.717116486
>>717114247
>trapped in development hell for so long that it not only missed out exploiting not only the initial popularity of the books, but also the nostalgia that young parents might have
>only managed to get released by the age old tactic of stitching the IP to someone else's script and hoping for the best
At this point I'm glad most of the books I read as a teen dodged adaption, or at the very least had a quirky animated movie and some decent tv movies to make up for the absolute abomination of a tv series it got.
Anonymous No.717116572
>>717111957
Anonymous No.717116721
>>717116151
>mfw I hear Ron whispering wingardium liftiosa while pointing his wand at me through his robe pocket like I wouldn't notice
Anonymous No.717117065 >>717122359
>>717111957
>everyone in the cast other than JK Rowling and Helena Bonham Carter aged like milk
For most people, the Bri'ish curse is an inevitability
Anonymous No.717117216
>>717111957
To be fair, most of them weren't lookers to begin with. Just Luna and Hermione.
Anonymous No.717117550 >>717117625
>>717115675
she do be looking kinda sexo here
Anonymous No.717117625
>>717117550
>>717115675
Anonymous No.717117994
>>717111163
That was a Warner studios making the game, so is to be expected that the game would just be a stupid copy paste of their shitty games. For the sequel to be actually good they would need a competent studio to actually deliver what the fans wants, fuck at this point giving the IP to chinese devs to make would probably give us better results than generic open world ubishit slop
Anonymous No.717118092
>>717111957
just fuck my shit up fรคm, fuck it all the way up
Anonymous No.717118213
>>717113482
Anonymous No.717118551 >>717119146 >>717120465
>>717096830
>Harry end up with the worst girl in the series that also was used goods instead of the cute autistic GF that actually had a good chemistry with him
I fucking hate women writers so much
Anonymous No.717119146 >>717119607
>>717118551
In the books they had pretty limited chemistry, and he mostly pitied her.
The real crime of the ending is having him as a magic glowie rather than taking over DADA as the ultimate and final cuck for voldemort
Anonymous No.717119213
>>717105279
>summon death to ask him trivial questions
He's just happy to have some company. The life of a Reaper Man is a lonely one.
Anonymous No.717119394 >>717127436
>>717110439
She reminds me of Yeva P
Anonymous No.717119519 >>717127664
>>717105949
>casually create a magical device that can view anything in the multiverse, only hard part is getting it to display the one thing you actually want to see
which book ?
one of my favorite gag is Rincewind sleepbuilding a wizard tower when magic start going crazy don't remember which book but I thought that it was one of the funniest things I've read in the context of the story
Anonymous No.717119607 >>717119682
>>717119146
I never read a book in my life, is she still used goods in the books as well? Either way my opinion remains regardless Cute autistic GF>>>>>>banging your used goods best friends sister
Anonymous No.717119682 >>717119839
>>717119607
kissing is what was shown in the books but that's about it, the rest is head canon
Anonymous No.717119839
>>717119682
So i was right even about the books that i will never read
Anonymous No.717120465 >>717121253 >>717121554
>>717096830
>>717118551
If you think about it Harry Potter is not the protagonist, the real protagonist is Ginny, Harry Potter is not a hero's story, it's the history of a wallflower getting together with the most powerful, most wise, most heroic, bestest wizard that ever existed, his interactions with other girls were just obstacles in the way of his real love.
Anonymous No.717120501
>>717097906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10lVfRW6xqs
Anonymous No.717121253
>>717120465
>t.Ginny
Anonymous No.717121554 >>717121817 >>717121817 >>717121817 >>717121993 >>717122209 >>717122790 >>717125050 >>717126028 >>717126938
>>717120465
bit of a stretch, m8
Anonymous No.717121817 >>717124010
>>717121554
>>717121554
>>717121554
I like how in some covers the artists get better at drawing like the American Scholastic ones by book 7 they look way better thank book 1

But the fucking German guy NEVER improved, what the hell Germany
Anonymous No.717121993 >>717123949
>>717121554
God the swedish covers went hard
Anonymous No.717122209 >>717123149
>>717121554
anyone own any of the house editions?
Anonymous No.717122359 >>717122851
>>717117065
Dont forget the original actress for Pansy that Rowling had recast because according to her "she was too pretty"
Anonymous No.717122392
>>717097571
Her hairline's thinner than mine, impressive.
Anonymous No.717122790 >>717123245 >>717123286
>>717121554
For some reason I remember this really really old /v/ thread that had these Harry Potter book covers, and I specifically remember someone going
>Harry looks like a lesbian
And I don't know why but it amused me far too much.
Anonymous No.717122851
>>717122359
Oh. I mean, yeah, it looks like she's a survivor too, no wonder she got recast if they wanted someone uglier lol
>The Harry Potter franchise recast Pansy Parkinson four times
Anonymous No.717122959 >>717123210 >>717125082
>>717095549 (OP)
her game
Anonymous No.717123149
>>717122209
I only ever saw these being sold in the London HP Studio merch store, but desu I don't see the point in the books being house themed.
Anonymous No.717123210
>>717122959
Merula is for rough sex
Anonymous No.717123245
>>717122790
All of those expressions could pass as a reaction image for "tfw r u srs niga"
Anonymous No.717123282
I played this and ass-kaban as a child and thought they were sick. Never actually beat them since I always enjoyed just running around being a retard. I should go back one day and finish them
Anonymous No.717123286
>>717122790
>Germans predicted youtube algorithm bait thumbnails
Anonymous No.717123361
>>717097571
That's Amy Poehler
Anonymous No.717123397
>>717111383
Heeeeeee heeeeeeee
Shamoooona
Oh Luna are you ok?
Anonymous No.717123714
>>717111383
>Imagine fucking her
This maxed out my fear meter, I can't process the sentence any further.
Anonymous No.717123949 >>717126956
>>717121993
Was the Swedish version a good translation though?
Anonymous No.717124010 >>717125614
>>717121817
>German guy
>German
>guy
Anonymous No.717125050 >>717126270
>>717121554
the coolest
Anonymous No.717125082
>>717122959
Merula?
After all this time?
Anonymous No.717125614
>>717124010
looks like a guy to me
Anonymous No.717126028
>>717121554
Imagine not including the Indonesian covers
Anonymous No.717126093
>>717095549 (OP)
With Hermoine is pretty good, wip though
Anonymous No.717126270
>>717125050
Gives a shounen kino vibe, shame Harry was a shit wizard to make Hermione look good
Anonymous No.717126661
>>717112131
>these photos are so cherry picked! here have MY cherry picked one!
Anonymous No.717126797
>>717112131
For some reason, she looks AI generated
Anonymous No.717126938
>>717121554
Jesus, don't let /pol/ know about the Finnish cover art
Anonymous No.717126956 >>717127328
>>717123949
I only read the third one, I remembered it being very good
Anonymous No.717127051
>>717097626
Which version is that, there's a fucking dozen successors and they're all still in development.
Anonymous No.717127056
Zelda-like PS1 dilogy. For me it's better then Ocarina.
Anonymous No.717127278
>>717095549 (OP)
Saw her at a con in Bulgaria a while ago. Seemed very nice.
Anonymous No.717127310
>>717098627
The crazy ones are also crazy in bed. She'd throat your cock and spin-levitate on it like a helicopter.
Anonymous No.717127328 >>717127987
>>717126956
ah, Jag har "sagan om ringen" pรฅ svenska och gillar det men har hรถrt talas om hur den engelska versionen รคr bรคttre.
Anonymous No.717127436
>>717110439
>>717119394
For reference
Anonymous No.717127462
>>717113493
>methods of rationality
Literally the single most reddit thing in existence written by a fat retard with no formal education who LARPs as an intellectual and yet doesn't believe in the laws of thermodynamics when it comes to human bodies using energy.
Anonymous No.717127664
>>717119519
That was Sourcery, one of the early books.
That was a good bit, but I'm never going to get over it ending with Rincewind charging into the Dungeon Dimensions with a half-brick in a sock.
Anonymous No.717127734
>>717113493
>Fedora Reddit Cringe fic
Larry Saves Cristmass mog Methods of Rationality hard
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5607989/1/Harry-Potter-Larry-Saves-Cristmass
Anonymous No.717127858
>>717097571
She's british. They aren't human, that's why they can't post on here anymore.
Anonymous No.717127987 >>717128095
>>717127328
Helt sรคkert รคr den nog, bรถcker brukar vara bรคst i sina originella sprรฅk
Anonymous No.717128095
>>717127987
Trolligen. Men jag vill fokusera pรฅ andra sprรฅk i stรคllet fรถr engelska fรถr att engelska รคr sรฅ lรคtt fรถr man att lรคra sig och att hitta resurser
Anonymous No.717129030
>>717098880
Sick dementor kill my wizza
Anonymous No.717129481
The game's soundtracks were top-notch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkGSYHkd_MU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEoXaNUhFc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naooDvgixZE
https://youtu.be/dqZmAy4knKI?si=WornX5p5E8HW1Yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKbLuBSXb0
Anonymous No.717129560 >>717129756
So is there anything similar to the Harry Potter world as far as games or books come?
Anonymous No.717129756 >>717129857
>>717129560
Boarding school mystery novels?
Anonymous No.717129857
>>717129756
Yes