>give link no penis
>canonically confirm that he never gets romantically involved with princess zelda
what compelled nintendo to do this to their main characters? mario included.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:31:25 PM
No.717104912
>>717105902
The worst was those hips, like he's laying an egg. Breath Link has the proportions of someone with dwarfism.
Nintendo has never officially shown link pooping or peeing.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:39:49 PM
No.717105548
>>717104732 (OP)
it's supposed to make him more relatable to their target audience
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:41:34 PM
No.717105687
>>717105849
>>717104732 (OP)
I should filter “Zelda” again. Disabling it was a mistake.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:43:21 PM
No.717105824
>>717104990
You can restore hearts by taking a dump in Skyward Sword.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:43:40 PM
No.717105849
>>717105687
Was there ever an era where Zelda threads were good?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:44:26 PM
No.717105902
>>717104912
>those child bearing hips
>that breedable physique
>the slutty feminine outfits
>doubling down on the slutty outfits in totk
What did nintendo mean by this?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:45:29 PM
No.717105993
>>717104732 (OP)
It's true. This man has no dick.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:47:01 PM
No.717106096
Hylian men have no genitals, they can only get asspregnant. Hylian womens are futas
