Thread 717105738

What games can't you play, no matter how many people tell you they're good?

Is this the thread where we complain about grown men using the word tummy?

>>717105927
you're brown

>>717105738 (OP)
RTS I don't even hate the genre, I'm just not good at it :(

>>717105738 (OP)
>White
>Claims to be lactose intolerant
No, you ARE Mr. Basedboy Hipster Man. Even mild lactose intolerance coming from some other ethnicity being mixed in with you wouldn't cause your stomach to hurt from coffee. It doesn't have enough milk for that.
>t. guy who has some Siclian genes mixed in with Northern Europe and gets a stomach ache from ice cream

Did he think this made him sound cool?

>>717105738 (OP)
The real problem is having a latte in the first place

>>717105738 (OP)
FPS.

>>717105927
I only use it when describing anime girl tummy

>>717105738 (OP)
wow he sure showed him

>>717105738 (OP)
Elden ring

>>717105738 (OP)
>REAL MILK HURTS MY TUMMY

>>717105738 (OP)
>>717105927
>REAL MILK HURTS MY CUNNY

>>717106445
>tfw white american
>great great grandpappy fucked a native
>now if I eat too much icecream at once I get gassy

>>717107490
>>tfw white american
>>great great grandpappy fucked a native
contradicting posts

>>717107490
>tfw native american
>great great grandpappy fucked a white
>now i can eat all the ice cream i want
gg genes stolen noob

>>717105738 (OP)
As much as my friends love extraction types, I find them both boring and a waste of time.
Why would I spend so much time running in naked to find good gear if I'm never going to use it out of fear of losing it? And what incentive do I even have to risk it? I can just treat it like a BR and fight people with what I find.

>>717105738 (OP)
Googled him out of morbid curiosity, rarely see such a potent time capsule of mid-late 10s onions "humor"

>>717107490
My great great grandfather did the same and I can eat ice cream but for some reason my ear doesn't drain earwax.

G-genetic diversity is our strength!

>>717106584
Agreed, it’s always repetitive and boring

I drink onions milk because I want to get big mooscle after doing my daily fitness grindan. Real milk would just make me fat

>>717108321
How do you milk an onion

>>717108517
very carefully

>>717108517
very carefully

>>717105738 (OP)
Fighting games.
Intelligent enough to not enough mashing buttons like a chimp. Not dexterous enough to master combos.

>>717108691
That's now how it works, you are supposed to remove panels not add them.

>>717108910
That's not what I was going for faggot

>>717105738 (OP)
Honestly ASSFAGOTS or arena fps games, I play 2 or 3 matches and get bored of the same shit.

>>717108517
In layers

skill issue: the thread

>>717109052
OOOOOHH
LA DEE DA
MR 50Y BOY
HIPSTER MAN

>>717106445
>guy who has some Siclian genes mixed in with Northern Europe

>>717105738 (OP)
Paradox games. I have thousands of hours in each civ and total war. Just don't get crusader kings.
I tried to install the bannerlord intergration mod to save it but I couldn't get it to work.

>>717109212
ONIONS is not wordfiltered actually

>>717107490
>>tfw white american
>>great great grandpappy fucked a native

Do you even understand what you posted?

>>717109443
But I don't want to say onions, that's not what's in the comic

>>717106445
I respect your intelligent self awareness though.
T. Milk chugging anglo

>>717109440
41 posts, 1 answer.

>>717109624
>actual Europeans
>using the term white to discriminate

>>717105738 (OP)
big dairy has propagandized you all. we lose our lactose tolerance as we grow up without dairy. you were meant to get off dairy as an adult

>>717109742
Learn to count, retard

>>717105738 (OP)
>tummy
what a faggot

>>717109624
Brit here. Portugal needs to be swapped with Ireland for this to be actually accurate.

>>717109212
Mr 50 year old boy?
You got owned by the word filter faggot

Grim Dawn. I can't stand it. I hate the setting. I hate that so many skills are attached to unique items. I want to play a game, not play a game 40 times hoping that I can finally play the character I want to play.

I also can't really stand Space Marine 2. Feels like such a downgrade from the original. I hate that so many people I know want me to play it. It's become the game I'm forced to tolerate to avoid being an outcast. It fucking sucks, boring as hell. It's so slow yet nothing feels impactful, and if I have to play "not-L4D2" mode, I'd rather just play L4D2.

>>717105738 (OP)
I think of this comic every time I have to order my actual real dairy creamer from third party specialty stores. These cunts have made it impossible to get quality creamer at a store by lowering the bar of what people will accept for imaginary reasons.

>>717109906
Kek, somebody solved a caption for this. Absolute genetic deadend Autism.

>>717110093
Nice comeback, retard

>>717110093
>caption
Also
>captcha doesn't let him through without verification
Do thirdies really?

Apperently getting old, You can get lactose intolerance just randomly
And I used to love milk...

>>717110157
I couldn't imagine a life without cheese. Better death than that

>>717105738 (OP)
Hollow Knight

>>717107902
>that art style
Otokojuku?

>>717110157
it's a use it or lose it kind of thing. we don't keep the lactase around if it's not being used, your body stops making it.

>>717110157
Yeah my grandma developed it at age 60 or so. I've had slight intolerance (will shit myself if I drink 1l of milk a day) since college

>>717110216
Cheese doesn't contain lactose.

>>717110126
>>717110141
I mean have you ever fucked a woman. I wonder why not?

>>717110314
>getting this assblasted this quickly
You made a simple mistake, anon, no need to explode like this.

>>717110283
Nigger it's literally made out of milk

>>717106445
If you consume lactose regularly, you will not be lactose intolerant.
White people become intolerant later in life because they stop drinking milk.
>>717110157
You abandoned milk, so your guts abandoned you.

>>717110456
While you're making shit up randomly, tell me: Can I reacquire my tolerance by drinking more milk?

>>717110141
Im in the US and get a captcha everytime? You must have been here a long time and posted here a lot. What general do you simp too?

>>717106493
obviously not you autist

>>717110446
Yes, and? The further removed from fresh milk a product is, the less lactose it has. Mozarella is usually a problem, Parmesan not so much.

>>717109896
WHITE MAN and worthy non whites such as Mongols learned how to harvest and utilize milk
NIGGERS and other subhumans being utter failures failed to not eat or rape any animal capable of producing milk and therefore lose the ability to digest milk

>>717110157
>>717110216
>>717110265
>>717110273
This happened to my father, but I don't respect him for it because he started performing the coping mechanism of, "Don't you think it's weird how humans are the only species to drink the milk of other animals after infancy?" When I pointed out how milk, rich in fats and protein, is a vital foodstuff to help Europeans survive cold weather, he called the first person to discover milk a "closeted homosexual". This was while he was pouring onions milk over his generic chocolate rice puff cereal. I really wish I was joking. I wish my life wasn't a 4chan greentext.

But to answer OP, I just can't get into FPS games. Every time I play a game like CoD I just run around knifing people because controller aiming is AIDS. Maybe if I played a PC version with a mouse it would be nice, but why would I waste money trying it out?

>>717110283
Why would you be so confident about something you clearly know nothing about?

>>717110549
Yeah, worked for my sister.

>>717110445
So no. I wouldnt post tranie men and use ass blasted as a permavirgin. Everyone will know your gay.

>>717110549
dont actually do it.
it can make the intolerance worse.

>>717110456
you are a nigger.
one of the things that happens as you age is your body produces less and less lactase enzyme.
some elderly people just become lactose intolerant

>>717110558
>Im in the US
ok thirdie

Fallout

>>717105738 (OP)
>Amerimutts STILL haven't figured out lactose-free milk and dairy products
>1970+55
Truly a backwards devolving 3rd world country.

>>717110664
>When I pointed out how milk, rich in fats and protein, is a vital foodstuff to help Europeans survive cold weather, he called the first person to discover milk a "closeted homosexual".

>>717110774
Fallout specifically, or cRPGs in general?

>>717110664
He may be a faggot but you still rely on him financially. I'd love to hear the stories he has about you.

>>717110724
Can, or also can not.
I'm sure the lack of lactose in diet has no effect on lactase levels, it just happens and you should deal with it.

>>717110842
The one that makes you trans

>>717105738 (OP)
Whatever gacha /v/ is currently shilling.

>>717110641
Maasai are milk-obsessed and they are blacker than coal
However it makes sense, since they are the chads of the african continent while all the niggers around them are starving warlords

>>717110787
I've been drinking lactose free milk for years. Recently I accidentally grabbed one where they filter out the sugar that results and I was like "ew this tastes so bland, do people really drink this?"
I trained myself to only like the sweet taste of milk treated with lactrase

>>717110880
I'm 42, and most of his stories about me are him being angry that I didn't have a rebel teenage phase because I respected his authority. I didn't find out until my mid-20s that he actively resents me for not acting out and "proving my manhood".

Why is milk drinker an insult in Skyrim then? Checkmate atheists

>>717110891
>the lack of lactose in diet has no effect on lactase levels
correct, retard.
you cannot just kickstart it by fucking over your guts.
you can be old and enjoying milk and cheese daily and suddenly lose the ability to intake ANY lactose

>>717110664
>Every time I play a game like CoD
There's your first problem.

>controller aiming
And there's your second one.

>why would I waste money?
A proper PC should be part of EVERY house's basic equipment in the year 2000+25.
And if you're still playing on a fucking console in 2010+15, you're the cancer killing vidya.

>>717105738 (OP)
>I AM SILLY

>>717111012
Nigga you can't even afford $800 for a PC

>>717105738 (OP)
It's not fair lactose-free milk is twice as expensive as regular milk bros
It's not like I asked to be born with fucked up guts. I deserve to drink milk too

>>717105738 (OP)
RTS and city management games I'm not good at but I've also never enjoyed one even a little to want to get good.

I can only tolerate metoidvanias if there is value in grinding in the game. I hate running an entire lap of everything I've already done to get to the next zone.

>>717111218
Do brownoids really go bankrupt if they have to pay $1.50 for milk?

>>717106601
Same, especially kemono tummy

>>717111139
>>717111172
I meant "waste money" on the game for my PC. I apologize for not being more clear in my conveyance.

>>717111264
That's the price of regular milk. Lactose-free milk is almost $4 for just a half gallon here.

>Be little shit
>Be Lactose retarded
>Love ice cream
>Fucking LOVE ice cream
>Stomach pains so bad having to go to the ER
>Keep eating because worth it
>ffw to 20's
>no longer get tummy aches
>tfw I beat the lactose into submission
Unironically, unequivocally, categorically a skill issue if you can't have dairy.

>>717111373
If you're 4 bucks away from homelessness, you have much bigger problems than milk

>HURR DURR MUH GENES
it literal can be fixed by just changing your diet and eating specific things you stupid fucks

>>717105738 (OP)
I'm lactose intolerant and drank milk anyway because I refuse to drink the alternatives after trying them once.

>>717111454
the people you're arguing with also think gluten and red meat will give them cancer

>>717111431
Who the fuck is talking about homelessness you retarded nigger a half gallon shouldn't be $4 for lactose-free milk when $2 gets you a full gallon of the real stuff.
I bet you tolerate high gas prices too huh you fucking idiot.

>>717111012
Kek loser

Lack toes in taller ant

>>717109896
Got Milk?

>>717106445
>lactose intolerance
I'm Irish and have it despite none of my 5 siblings having it. I'm also the only one who went bald.

>>717111537
>still seething he doesn't have $4 in his account
It's fine friend, you'll be able to afford it next paycheck

>>717110485
>Comparing 1 oz of cheese to 1 cup of milk
Fucking amerifats need to start using standard units. You cannot compare 1 oz = 28 grams of chese to fucking 1 cup = 238 ml ~= 250 grams of milk.
Retarded niggers.

>>717105738 (OP)
Roguelite/Roguelike, Dungeon Crawler, Metroidvania, Gacha, Grand Strategy, FPS, MMORPG, MOBA, Fighting, Card Battler, Soulslike, Sportsball

>>717108106
>but for some reason my ear doesn't drain earwax.
Ah yes surely that caused by inferior race genes whites are known as the only race that doesnt have clogged ears

>>717105738 (OP)
So-called friendslop, or more accurately co-op immersive sims.
I don't consider myself explicitly anti-social but I don't tend to get on with games that are simply about performing a task for its own sake. I'm very goal/objective-motivated and I firmly remember bouncing of of Sea of Thieves at launch because there was no inherent reward system for pirating; nothing you did improved the gameplay loop.

>>717111537
>a half gallon shouldn't be $4 for lactose-free milk when $2 gets you a full gallon of the real stuff.
My guess is that it costs more to produce since it's an artificial product, and the demand is lower meaning that they have to hike up the cost to make up the difference.

>>717111673
>turd worlder is too stupid to understand that people don't just sit down and eat 250 grams of cheese

>>717107490
No man can resist Cherokee pussy

>>717106445
Holy fuck imagine getting this mad at a comic strip lmao YOU are the based boy

>>717105738 (OP)
ANY esports slop.
Any Ubisoft open-world game from the past 20 years.
Any card / deck builder.

>>717111623
Got some bad news for your dad...

>>717111781
>the demand is lower
pretty sure there's more lactose intolerant people globally than there are not

>>717111797
I do

>>717111852
>pretty sure there's more lactose intolerant people globally than there are not
I'm not going to argue that since I'd just pull stats out of my ass, but would like to see data on this.

>>717110664
Play actual FPS like Doom, Duke Nukem, Blood, Shadow Warrior, Dark Forces quadrilogy, Quake, Unreal Tournament, Half-Life, Elite Force etc.

>>717111852
niggers and indians aren't people.
chinese theoretically could but they choose not to be.

>>717111978
All shit

>>717111673
The Food Pyramid has done unrepairable damage, and the measurments used for food is fucking fustrating. What the fuck is a "dry pint" of blueberries?!

>>717112048
1 US dry pt = 550,6104713575 cm3

>>717106445
You are a subhuman ape staining the sacred land of Europe with your impure genes and we are going to kill you for that

>>717112048
>The Food Pyramid has done unrepairable damage
Don't get me started on the fucking tallriksmodellen.

>>717112087
OK, why is a solid being sold by volume and not weight?

>>717112260
>not even 1/4 protein
wtf

>>717111978
>Doom
good
>Duke Nukem, Blood, Shadow Warrior, Dark Forces quadrilogy, Quake, Unreal Tournament, Half-Life, Elite Force
all bad

>>717105738 (OP)
thank god i can eat all the dairy

>>717108910
Oh, my bad

>>717112048
blame the english and their magna carta.
they said a gallon MUST weigh 8 pounds.
so a pint HAD to weigh a pound.
that became a problem when measuring dry goods like fruit, so they had to settle on an arbitrary size that would give the right weight.
a dry pint of something is always 1 pound of it, no matter the space it takes up.

>>717106445
lactose intolerance is less likely in white people but at the end of the day it's still more or less random whether you are intolerant or not

>>717112486
Yeah mainland medieval Europe never had retarded measurements

>Off topic image
>Irrelevant, time wasting question
Nice video game thread faggots.

>>717109953
makes sense that you'd think that since only brits respect the portuguese

>>717112438
I believe, unironically, there's a vested interest from the elite to make sure people eat less meat and therefore protein. What it is I dunno, could be as mundane as "it's more environmentally friendly" to as schizo as "we must weaken the ubermensch to maintain our control of the goyim", but it is there.

>>717112634
no one said that?

>>717110641
>utter failures
udder failures

Absolutely mind boggling that being lactose tolerant is actually a mutation

>>717106445
The fact that you can even become lactose intolerant to begin with kind of shows there's something to the fact animals don't drink milk after infancy. It's like our bodies are trying to say "hey this is unnatural stop doing it." Maybe people should listen to their bodies.

>>717112757
You can't even drink milk Carlos, fuck off.

>>717112692
>trying to hide how turned on he was by that comic

>>717112763
our entire species is the result of mutations.
being largely monogamous is a mutation from about 50,000 years ago.

>>717112728
I'm becoming a nooooticer bit by bit.

>>717112763
yeah but it's a very groovy one

>>717111537
>$2 gets you a full gallon of the real stuff
If you drink factory-farm slop, sure.

>>717112763
God helped us out with that one.

>>717112927
>nooooo this milk tastes bad because the cows were unhappy
cuck

>>717111164
I'll give the artist credit for drawing HIMSELF as the "I AM SILLY" character.

>>717105738 (OP)
How do u milk a so y bean?

>>717112692
>what video games can't you play is not video games
>the dozens of porn threads are video games

>>717112993
Silence, mutt

>>717112763
Drinking milk past childhood is the greatest evolutionary step since humans left Africa and no one can convince me otherwise

>>717110664
That's a silly argument. We're the only ones who drink milk after infancy because we're the only ones intelligent enough to be able to do so. Put a bowl of milk in front of an animal and it'll most likely drink it. Cows can get into a bad habit of nursing from each other. Animals love milk, too, they just can't get it like we can.

>>717113117
Nice strawman Pedro.

>>717111841
My dad went bald in his early 20s but he doesnt have lactose intolerance

>>717113046
soak it, squeeze it, pretend what leaks out is a milk substitute

>>717111838
He's straight up spitting fact salty basedboy nigga

>>717112927
>factory-farm slop
Swefag here, ethical farming is a thing. I've worked on dairy farms here in Sweden and they are regulated to hell and back to make sure that everything is up to code. Also the cows only exist to either provide meat or milk; if we were to remove that purpose there would be no need to breed them, and they would eventually go extinct. Also also they fucking love to get milked, they run to the machines like clockwork when it's time.

>b-but muh cattle slavery
Again, they are bred for this, they have a biological need to be milked.

>>717113192
It's pretty good stuff.
>secretion adapted for turning small mammals into larger mammals
>steal that shit from another mammal
>get swole

>>717109814
Racism is good, retard.

Any thoughts on this issue? I can eat dry breakfast cereals fine and I can drink a glass of milk fine but if I combine milk with a bowl of cereal it gives me stomach cramps. Why can I consume them separately but combining them gives me stomach cramps?

>>717113635
Probably some fuckery with your bowel ph. See a gastronomy specialist and get your levels checked.

>>717112016
>>717112464
How so?
Those games kick ass!

>>717113502
Swedes said the same thing about Finns having a biological need to be ruled over by you. I'm unconvinced.

>>717113791
Have you been to Finland? If you ever visited you would reconsider that statement.

>>717113736
Its over for me? My dad had bowel cancer.