EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS W*KE SHIT??? - /v/ (#717109238) [Archived: 83 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:25:31 PM No.717109238
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A gender SLIDER to see how into a "gender spectrum" are you?
There are not even male faces or male options other than "non binary body"
Even female characters have feet hair
You can't have beards or masculine features at all if you try to make a male it still looks like a FTM.

Who the fuck is this game for??? I'm not playing some non binary shit, why wouldn't they give us the choice to actually make a male character?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:25:46 PM No.717109259
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she/her
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:26:56 PM No.717109358
Where does femboy fit on that slider?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:29:59 PM No.717109612
>>717109358
All of them.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:30:01 PM No.717109615
>>717109238 (OP)
If that's Tales of the Shire...what did you expect?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:31:23 PM No.717109732
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Oh nice and Gandalf is a racist.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:32:35 PM No.717109835
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This is a male character.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:34:22 PM No.717109974
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Fuck this game is ugly i'm uninstalling this shit.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:52:37 PM No.717111502
>>717109835
He's built like meโ€ฆ Iโ€ฆ thank you <3
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:20:22 PM No.717113664
>>717109974
I could tell it's sugar coated woobified marketing slop from the announcement trailer. Might as well be a Smurfs game.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:42:16 PM No.717115391
>>717109238 (OP)
>game based on gay books has gay stuff in it
Why do you act surprised?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:44:21 PM No.717115550
>>717115391
what gay book?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:45:10 PM No.717115628
>>717109238 (OP)
Hobbits have always had foot hair universally, and are not known for having beards, where dwarves reign supreme. You're mad about stuff that was in the books.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:46:14 PM No.717115718
>>717109238 (OP)
Why you even play this? You are homosexual? Brain injury?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:46:16 PM No.717115723
>>717115550
Any Tolkslop.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:47:20 PM No.717115814
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>>717109238 (OP)
>Someone thought this would defeat STardew Valley
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:47:42 PM No.717115834
>>717109259
Congratulations, you play as midget Karen.
>>717109835
>pridefag
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:48:10 PM No.717115865
>>717109835
looks a bit Gollum
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:49:11 PM No.717115960
>>717109238 (OP)
You realize SBI worked on this shit OP? And that this is by far the GREATLY improved versio0n than what they had before?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:50:20 PM No.717116050
>>717109615
I expected it to feel more like 1200s england and less like 2020s england. I also expected fatter hobbits.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:51:53 PM No.717116168
>>717109238 (OP)
Sweet. Baby. Game. You knew that going in, yet you still bought it anyway?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:52:35 PM No.717116212
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>>717109732
This game better come with trigger warnings!! Actually, too late! My PTSD is kicking in from my barista assuming my gender!
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:53:06 PM No.717116248
Just read the hobbit, jesus murphy
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:53:26 PM No.717116267
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>>717113664
I mean, compared to the shit they had in the trailer last yer, this is a great improvement.

>>717115718
Tolkien fans.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:54:57 PM No.717116392
>>717109238 (OP)
>hairy feet
dropped
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:55:42 PM No.717116450
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Most hobbits always have hairy feet and don't grow beards. Imagine if they accurately depicted their skin color, your ignorance of the lore would be making you even madder lol.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:57:11 PM No.717116559
At least this is somewhat useful for creating a more nuanced character and actually makes it clear which is masculine and which is feminine. If you could alter the shape after the fact then I wouldn't mind at all.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:57:52 PM No.717116609
>>717116267
No vitiligo?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:58:17 PM No.717116637
>>717109238 (OP)
The Shire needs to open up for poor orc refugees from Mordor to spread diversity and peace.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:58:51 PM No.717116691
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>>717116450
Here's them being lil elvish cuties with cherub faces per the author.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:00:14 PM No.717116793
>>717109238 (OP)
okay but would
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:00:37 PM No.717116824
>>717116450
Now show me in lore where hobbits had gender on a slider, instead of "boy and girl."
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:02:33 PM No.717116969
>>717116824
Boy and girl are on there tho, at the ends of the spectrum. I'd argue elvish features and cherub faces would soften masculine facial features in any case though, so projecting human standards for gendered appearance would actually find them somewhere on a spectrum if one end is gigachad jawlines
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:03:47 PM No.717117074
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>>717116969
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:04:01 PM No.717117085
lmao this has to be a fake upset shill, no way you bought this dogshit after it was rated like 53 on meta
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:06:05 PM No.717117246
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>>717109238 (OP)
>>717109259
wait, it gets better
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:06:07 PM No.717117250
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I think gender sliders should be the norm for character creators from here on out despite the stigma from conservative groups, as it allows for more freedom.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:08:22 PM No.717117420
This is a cool concept, but hobbits don't make sense for it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:10:00 PM No.717117523
>>717117250
lolbertarian argument
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:11:33 PM No.717117631
>>717117250
Calling it a gender slider is bigotry anon. It's type A and Type B for now.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:11:40 PM No.717117642
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>>717109238 (OP)
Body Type in the character generator = WILL NOT PURCHASE

an instant tell that there will be other woke things in the game
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:11:58 PM No.717117664
>>717109835
Why is his face so concave
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:12:32 PM No.717117710
>>717117250

I think games shouldn't even offer the option to play as a woman so you trannies klil yourselves already
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:12:58 PM No.717117751
I clocked out when I saw nigger Hobbits in the trailer.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:13:26 PM No.717117784
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>>717116267
Tolkien fans left LOTR a long time ago.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:14:00 PM No.717117832
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>>717117250
>"more options"
Listen, "miss." Look at that character screen. Did you count all 3 body sliders? There's way less options on this than there is in a game like Oblivion, which doesn't include your preferred identity nonsense. Having the normal gender binary doesn't mean you automatically have more settings. It just means they put in a stupid, nonsensical one.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:14:55 PM No.717117885
>>717117710
They kill themselves whether or not you let them play out their tranny fantasies via vidya so it doesn't really matter.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:18:46 PM No.717118141
>>717117642
There's no surer sign. They literally cannot help themselves.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:20:15 PM No.717118243
>>717117832
It's not trying to be oblivion. It's trying to be a shitty harvest moon clone. A game trying to be oblivion having this option would be nice as it would allow more freedom. But that game is not this.

Incidentally, how would you feel right now if you didn't post today?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:21:37 PM No.717118349
>>717116450
You must have some seriously good pipeweed. Definitely better than any you can get in the game. Get real. We know you see the word "browner", on some wiki and you treat it like a carte noir to throw in sub saharan africans like Mansa Musa on holiday.

But I'll admit, while I learned germanic runes from the ultima games, and can tell the difference between quenya and sindarin, I may have missed something.

So, go ahead. Pull your BEST reference from anything Tolkien wrote that has a hobbit look the MOST like >>717116267 or pic related.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:22:44 PM No.717118446
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>>717118349
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:24:42 PM No.717118594
>>717109238 (OP)
>make a game
>"are you a girl or a girl?"
>girls happily pick girl
>guys happily pick girl
>trannies seethe
why would you ever choose to make a game that lets you add masculinity to characters? just make them all little girls
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:25:44 PM No.717118675
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>40 years of "you play as a girl you must be gay" arguments
>40 years of "you play as nothing but guys, less dressing options and you stare at their ass, you're gay"
>15 years of what's a boy, what's a girl, is it straight to do this, is it super straight to fuck men, i'm conservative but I lust for cock
>here's a fucking slider with no labels shut up
>spends years screaming about this too
By all measures you're all faggot tranny homo bottom sluts so nothing that can be introduced in a game can possibly be as faggoty as you all have been since the dawn of videogames. Sick of the same unresolved arguments. Right there with Asuka vs Rei fags.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:30:17 PM No.717119029
>>717118243
>It's not trying to be oblivion.
You literally just argued it meant "more freedom." Does 3 sliders look like "more freedom" to you than a game I listed that does not have that? There's dozens, maybe hundreds more examples I could give. It's almost like your argument doesn't hold up.

>"B-but I'm excluding those because it's not Harvest moon!"
Why would that matter? Can a harvest moon clone NOT have more sliders than we see above? Disingenuous argument. You are arguing about limitations that do not exist, and saying this ONE SLIDER would 100% add more options even if they opted for 3 other body proportion sliders instead.

Dishonest liberal arguing.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:30:41 PM No.717119060
>>717118675
>>40 years of "you play as nothing but guys, less dressing options and you stare at their ass, you're gay"
this has never been an argument except in the heads of the most delusional tranny freaks
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:32:50 PM No.717119203
>>717117642
Well, your instincts are correct again. SBI themselves worked on this game.

>>717116609
They ran out of budget. They had more than one round of layoffs mid dev.

>>717118243
Well, it's not trying very hard to be Tolkien either.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:33:39 PM No.717119261
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>>717119203
>They had more than one round of layoffs mid dev.
Hard to see why.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:34:02 PM No.717119286
>>717117832
You are aware that Oblivion actually has NO body sliders whatsoever, right? Not a single one? They're all face sliders. This does, in fact, have more body sliders than Oblivion.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:34:04 PM No.717119291
>>717118675
You sound like a Body Type C.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:36:46 PM No.717119483
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>>717119286
Face alone is enough. Unless you want to argue this shit:
>>717109238 (OP)
is more powerful a character creator than Oblivion. That should be worth a laugh.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:39:39 PM No.717119714
>>717119261
This is their first game. They were founded in 2014. It's one of the reasons why the graphics look a generation out of date.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:42:05 PM No.717119891
>>717119714
We had gorgeous games in 2014. Things looking "good" didn't just happen in the last few years. Everything that looks bad is their stylistic decisions, not graphical limitations of the tech.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:42:21 PM No.717119915
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I'm so tired of this board being nothing but irony poisoned faggots pretending to defend sewage for easy replies.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:44:36 PM No.717120108
>>717118594
Based tranny, men are so disgusting, all moids should die.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:48:23 PM No.717120409
>>717115814
Graveyard keeper does that
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:52:56 PM No.717120719
>>717109238 (OP)
Hobbits have always been gay as fuck. This is what Tolkien always intended.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:54:49 PM No.717120848
>>717109238 (OP)
>Even female characters have feet hair
Someone never read Tolkien
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:55:09 PM No.717120869
>>717117250
I don't think there should be a gender slider or a gender option at all because I don't think any game should include women.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:58:14 PM No.717121108
>>717109238 (OP)
Why is this game so ugly looking, would even the fatties enjoy this?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:02:46 AM No.717121457
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>DUUDEE A GENDER SLIDER IN MY VIBEO GAYMEEE???!!??? THIS IS TOO WOKE THIS ENDED WESTERN WORLD HELP ME DONALD

yeah but i guess it's okay when fromsoft does it?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:03:58 AM No.717121556
>>717121108
Progressives despise beauty and aesthetics.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:04:29 AM No.717121594
>>717109238 (OP)
>Who the fuck is this game for???
California liberal women and soys.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:06:15 AM No.717121723
>>717120409
>Isekai
is a nice game tho
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:08:10 AM No.717121852
>>717117664
Buccal fat removal
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:08:57 AM No.717121914
>>717109238 (OP)
This is the whitest thing I've ever heard
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:09:48 AM No.717121970
>>717121457
It wasnโ€™t when Fromslop did it either, but youโ€™d know that if you werenโ€™t a retarded tourist.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:13:48 AM No.717122276
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>>717119483
I hate when people play games differently than I do. I make my characters a specific way that suits my autistic quirks, and so should everyone else.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:17:11 AM No.717122561
>>717121108
>Why is this game so ugly looking,
SBI worked on the game and conventionally attractive is something to be actively avoided.

Their designs are quite consistent in this regard.

>would even the fatties enjoy this?
From the looks of their player count. No. Even the lesbians and FTMs aren't really going for this. I mean I loved the fuck out of cooking mama, so I would think I would be core audience, but no.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:18:28 AM No.717122661
>>717122276
That's right anon, attack the messenger because you can't attack the message.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:21:16 AM No.717122897
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>>717122561
Things haven't been the same after the crypto scam.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:22:10 AM No.717122967
>>717115391
In Fellowship, Tolkien talks about throwing faggots on a fire at weathertop
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:22:26 AM No.717122989
>>717122661
>doesn't realize I was being whimsical
>now the subject of mockery because I outed his actual autism and inability to pick it up
Faggot.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:23:12 AM No.717123043
>>717109238 (OP)
>plays fantasy
>excuse me princess what is this real life crisis you are giving me, sweat heart???
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:23:44 AM No.717123084
>>717109238 (OP)
you saw this tumblrslop and thought it was gonna be anything BUT woke?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:23:59 AM No.717123105
>>717119714
Why did it take them over a decade to get a game out?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:29:23 AM No.717123538
>>717122989
>ERM, ACKSHUALLY, I WAS ONLY SARCASTICALLY MAKING ACCUSATIONS! NOW YOU'RE DOUBLE AUTISTIC!!
Yeah sure thing, buddy. Because that totally wasn't already the thing you were accusing me of.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:36:23 AM No.717124053
>>717119483
Moving the goalposts
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:40:00 AM No.717124339
>>717124053
Wrong, you just misinterpreted where the goal posts started. This game has less customization than Oblivion. Anon actually made the (retarded) argument that a gender slider is automatically more customization. But yet there are many games with binary gender that have far MORE than this one nonsensical slider. And then your argument fell apart, because you were proven wrong. Your response? Rhetorical of course, we both know it will just be some irrelevant redirection.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:50:34 AM No.717125087
>>717124339
Looks like the thread is autosaging so I don't have to respond at all!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:55:03 AM No.717125419
>>717123538
Nothing you said implied that. I was mocking the weirdos who hate when someone makes a goofy character. But, again, you're too autistic to understand and you take offense easily.