Thread 717127318

I just picked this up and started playing it and it's actually great. Where did all the doomposting come from? It's so full of joy.

Never listen to doomers

>>717127318 (OP)
Retarded faggots hate fun and don't understand what makes good games fun. Also, bots likely.

pauline should've stayed as a rock until the very end

>>717127318 (OP)
>oh i just stumbled across this game while joggi-
Nice try, Shigeru. No, I will not support the New World Order.

>>717127318 (OP)
>Where did all the doomposting come from?
It's a Nintendo game.

>>717127318 (OP)
>why are people doomposting a well recieved game on the new nintendo console
first day?

>>717127318 (OP)
salty third worlders who can't afford a switch 2

The zebra bananza song is kino

I even held off on buying it because of the doomers!

>>717127318 (OP)
It's SM:Odyssey featuring a white girl and her house nigger, idk why tendies think every game Nintendo releases is somehow "innovative"

>>717127318 (OP)
its shit, but you have to pretend its better than shit because the value of your 500 dollar piece of toddler plastic is dependent on it not being shit
its shit

trannies really don't like the game because Nintendo didn't fire Klubba after they tried to cancel him

>>717127767
But that final transformation though.

>>717127553
Why did they even do the bait and switch if they were just going to reveal Pauline a month later? It would have been an insane reveal if they kept it under wraps.

>>717127318 (OP)
Why did they flanderize DK?

>>717127943
Klampon is my fuarking hero

>>717127943
>after they tried to cancel him
QRD?

>>717127318 (OP)
You know exactly where

>>717127767
It gets in your head the easiest, but the best bananza theme is actually Big Chungus.

>>717127318 (OP)
what doomposting? it's a good game

>>717128912
perfect image.

>>717127553
Sometimes I wonder if the Korean Pauline leak was intentional due to the meh reaction that the first trailer got.

>>717127318 (OP)
fetus game

>>717127642
So you mean Eric?

>>717128912
can you play claire expedition 33 on switch?

>>717128912
Every time, without fail

>>717127318 (OP)
> I just picked this up
See you in 6 hours.

>>717129327
forced meme

>>717129389
What's that have to do with Donkey Kong doomers?

>>717127318 (OP)
Nobody whining about Bananza ever played it

>>717129389
It works on Linux. That's all I care about.

That would be because it's only available on a shitty 500$ handheld weaker than a PS4 that you'd have to be a retarded, corpo-cock deepthroating cultist to even consider purchasing.

>>717127318 (OP)
The youtuber "synthetic man" and eric.

>>717129789
why are snoys so deranged?

>>717130103
No games on pshart5 so they spend all their time shitposting on 4chan and seething at nintendo's superiority

I’ve gotten every banana but I need to get 99 more fossils for the last one. I think this game is more fun to play through than Odyssey but getting all the moons (as in filling out the checklist, not buying 99 moons for each kingdom) in Odyssey was better.

the amount of nintendo seething about snoys in here is too high.
this is all just one guy samefagging, isn't it?

>>717130103
Poor people can't afford more than one console, and they see the purchase of a single one as a status symbol. The PS5 is the most expensive, so it must grant the most "status". They make it part of their identity. Its the same with Jordans and Gucci bullshit. They don't actually care about games, they just want to feel hood rich.

Snoys hate this but want to tell you Astro Bot was GOTY award worthy

>>717130769
>ask about where the undue hate for latest big Nintendo game is coming from
>people start talking about Snoys
Wow, its a mystery

>>717129484
fetus game

>>717132353
That's not Death Stranding though

>>717131818
you faggots have made countless threads bitching every fucking day.
you make threads pretending to hate on nintendo and you make threads hating on steam decks and you make threads pretending to be jerking off the steam deck, and all I fucking see in them is nintendo fans bitching.
shut the fuck up already and go play some games on the switch 1 or something.

Its the DK game I was waiting years for. What a great game.

>>717127318 (OP)
Just don't play it looking for king k rool like I did at first. I breezed through a lot of levels thinking I would find it midway through but he's actually at the ass end of the game and is barely involved with the plot take your time and enjoy it for what it is.

>>717127318 (OP)
>I just started playing it
Cool. Most people finished playing it awhile ago and moved on since it's short even to 100%.

>>717128818
He once used a brain switcher to switch minds with Candy Kong and then ogled himself
It was a total accident but the mob still wants justice

>>717127318 (OP)
Every thirty minutes something happens that blows my mind.
>Accidentally toss a rock right as an enemy attacks, it parries the attack
>Whack a growing seed into an enemy, it disables them and grows the plant out of it while they squirm
>hit a land shark and it creates a long rainbow bridge that persists the whole time you’re in the level

The list is endless

>>717129702
How many did it sell in the end?

>>717129396
NMH III was worse than the remakes

>>717127318 (OP)
The whole final act is pretty similar to Tears of the Kingdom, descending into the dephts to fight an ancient evil (K Rool being an ancient evil is funny tho). I loved it in zelda and I love it here too, music also fits perfectly but makes me wonder if the next big nintendo game will follow this trend.

>>717137857
>in the end
why are you acting like it sold all it ever will sell? nintendo's whole deal is good lifetime sales, which is why switch 1 launch titles are still full price

>>717127318 (OP)
Sonygroes are seething

>>717137857
Only actual numbers AFAIK are 180k in Japan. It's been consistently at the top of software sales on eShop and other retailers though. I'd put it over 1mil.

>>717127318 (OP)
I enjoy it but it really is visual vomit