Haha!

>>717128613 (OP)
>Gravity is a lifestyle choice

Ok not gonna lie, I laughed.

>>717128613 (OP)
These aren't even jokes half the time.
Which makes them funny

uh, lol?

>>717128613 (OP)
This shit genuinely looks like an AI wrote it.

>>717128613 (OP)
...jokes? Not corporate propaganda?

I'm crying here

>>717129053
I AM STEVE.

>>717129183
That last one is a self-own.

lamo

>>717129117
For comparison, here's how Grok did. First and only attempt.

>>717129247
wait, wrong version

>>717129294
impressive how these are even worse

>>717128613 (OP)
Is this the same person who did the "in turn he exploded!" ones?

>>717129294
Here is GPT's attempt:

1. Why did the Creeper start a dating profile?
Because he was dying to blow up someone's phone.


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2. Steve walked into a bar…
…then into a tree, then into a wall. He forgot to turn off F5 mode.


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3. Why don’t Minecraft players ever get lost in the forest?
Because they always follow their coordinates… and the screaming of Endermen.


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4. What do you call it when a skeleton throws a tantrum?
A bowtfit.


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5. I tried to build a house with TNT.
Let’s just say… my real estate business blew up overnight.


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6. Why did the villager refuse to lend Steve an emerald?
Because Steve had no trade experience.


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7. What’s the Ender Dragon’s favorite pickup line?
“Are you the void? Because I’m falling for you… permanently.”


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8. I asked my friend how he got so many diamonds.
He said:
“Easy—just dig straight down and scream loud enough that your friends bring you back up.”

>>717129663
>A bowtfit

the fuck does that even mean?

>>717129053
i thought it said with a giant cock, and now im disappointed

>>717129053
But without you it's just an oline!

what did the minecraft playing pringles eater do after he popped the can open?
HE EXPLODED

>>717130261
But why would that happen?

What did the skeleton say to the creeper?
I HAVE NO ARMS!!!!!!!

>>717128613 (OP)
I also saw that bearman video.

>>717130064
You were destroyed! By huge cock!

What's brown, sticky, and ticking?
An exploding stick!

A chest and a minecart go on a journey to help Steve and end up chest minecart.

so true

Let's make our own and have a contest.

Why did the creeper explode?
BECAUSE HE WAS A CREEPER!

>>717130618
>steal jokes and adding my side of the political spectrum to them is EPIC!

only high IQ people will understand this joke

Why did the snow golem cross the road?
THEY'RE COMING.

>>717130618
i bet she thinks shes the grapes

>>717130825
forgot my pic

>>717130937
its because ducks have orange cocks

wait, do women actually do this?

>>717130825
>>717130937
By this point everyone and their mother has heard of duck genitalia. It has nothing to do with IQ.

>>717129352
So this is what they mean by quirk chungus.

>>717131038
>he's memorized the intricacies of duck genitalia

fucking creep

>>717128613 (OP)
>Never underestimate the power of your Mine ... craft!
>Keep on playing those Minecraft games forev-er!
>Minecraft: build it your way!
>Minecraft: to the Nether and beyond!
>The only thing we have to fear are creepers and other hostile mobs!
Hoo wee those are some knee slappers!

>>717131001
this seems a bit gross and rapey

oof

>>717129352
>>717129247
I hate Coastal Millennials so much bros

>>717130618
What are the grapes supposed to represent here?

Mine + craft = Minecraft
Iron + golem = Iron golem
Sticks + stone = stone pickaxe
Steve + creeper = WTF *explodes*

>>717131398
the grapes represent having a relationship which takes effort

Where's the humor?

Genuine question, where do these comics even come from?

actually accurate

>>717131594
Unironically Reddit

Kids aren't even going to understand these references.

>>717128613 (OP)
MR. STEVE TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

>>717131641
it baffles me that people buy furniture and clothes online when they haven't tried them in person

>>717131758
i don't get it

>>717131776
i'm a chinese size xl and i only buy asian stuff

>>717130774
>enjoy your worm

Wanna hear a Minecraft joke? Terraria

>>717130825
Sorry forgot my pic

>>717132250
i don't understand

>>717129053
This bitch is aggressively unfunny.

>>717132351
What part is confusing to you?

>>717129663
>5. I tried to build a house with TNT.
>Let’s just say… my real estate business blew up overnight.
KINO

>>717131398
homosexuality

>>717131346
The middle two are funny, even if a bit obvious.

>>717131346
>starts with a Chuck Norris joke in 2025
>ends with an Epstein joke

Now this is surrealism.

>>717132370
you have no sense of humor

>>717130618
But the “alpha influencers” are the opposite of this. They normally say you need to put in the effort. Hit the gym, make more money at work, all that shit. They then normally also say the grapes are trash and you should enjoy them but do not stick with only one bunch, which is what makes the grapes reeeee

>>717131346
the porn stash one's pretty good

>>717132370
ahem

>>717134184
You haven't proven that anon wrong.

>>717134509
"that anon" was proven wrong by default because he didn't post a counter of something actually funny

>>717129352
quirk chungus if she real

>>717132351
If a cow were to make tools, they would lack something in sophistication.

>>717131263
there's literally tokens of consent

>>717129183
the second one is good

>>717134812
Anon, two people can make an observation.
Also, criticism doesn't rely on example and as such doesn't require own, you on the other hand are trying to prove she's funny.

>>717134184
kek

>>717136080
NTA but I have found a few of her comics got a chuckle out of me. Even that amigara fault one the anon posted made me exhale through my nose

>>717129294
What the heck is a "bone-idle" coward in so-called joke 2? Is that even a play on words?

>>717131001
No. If a woman considers sex a reward or a gift then you should have a serious conversation with her about it because it is a sign of a very unhealthy relationship.

>>717131001
yes, they settle for some loser that they don't want to fuck but reward him (sometimes) with sex for behaving in certain way and doing certain things.

>>717140093
The conversation will change nothing, anon.
Anyway, can someone explain to me what this thread is about? /v/ideo games?

>>717140042
I'm guessing it's a play on bona fide

>>717141121
It's quite explicitly a thread about funny video game jokes.

>>717141547
>funny
I must have not noticed

>>717130774
>when you have an apple AND grapes plus the new banana

>>717130618
>>717130774
I'm 34 years old and it's only in the last 12 months that I learned there is an actual story/fable attached to sour grapes.
I always thought it was just a random expression.

>>717130937
fixed

>>717129352
She cute

>>717144684
I love Descartes memes.

>>717129804
It means Imma boutfit muh balls in your mouth

>>717129294
>How do you know a villager's lying? His nose doesn't grow, but his trade prices do.
Mecha-hitler strikes again

>>717141121
Based. woman do not change their way of thinking and doing by simply having a intelligent and good conversation. It's no use

>>717140042
other AI has the answer
this is why bongs aren't allowed to have internet anymore

>>717130064
4 hours in ms paint

>He was destroyed!

>>717132370
Thats why shes an actual E-Whore now that posts nudes and makes comics about cucking her actual real life husband .

>>717134184
Lmao, that's great

>>717128613 (OP)
>Gravity is a lifestyle choice
Why did that one actually get me?

>>717130618
>>717130774
the irony is that blackberries and apples ARE better than grapes

but blueberries and raspberries are better than both