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Here is GPT's attempt:
1. Why did the Creeper start a dating profile?
Because he was dying to blow up someone's phone.
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2. Steve walked into a bar…
…then into a tree, then into a wall. He forgot to turn off F5 mode.
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3. Why don’t Minecraft players ever get lost in the forest?
Because they always follow their coordinates… and the screaming of Endermen.
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4. What do you call it when a skeleton throws a tantrum?
A bowtfit.
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5. I tried to build a house with TNT.
Let’s just say… my real estate business blew up overnight.
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6. Why did the villager refuse to lend Steve an emerald?
Because Steve had no trade experience.
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7. What’s the Ender Dragon’s favorite pickup line?
“Are you the void? Because I’m falling for you… permanently.”
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8. I asked my friend how he got so many diamonds.
He said:
“Easy—just dig straight down and scream loud enough that your friends bring you back up.”
