← Home ← Back to /v/

Thread 717134454

295 posts 144 images /v/
Anonymous No.717134454 >>717134667 >>717134912 >>717136342 >>717136390 >>717136481 >>717138707 >>717138907 >>717140921 >>717142713 >>717142862 >>717142946 >>717143545 >>717144332 >>717146757 >>717147262 >>717148407 >>717149837 >>717149953 >>717154373 >>717154451 >>717155662 >>717156504 >>717162745 >>717164174 >>717164285 >>717164443 >>717167824 >>717168115 >>717168474 >>717170647 >>717172479 >>717172521 >>717172659 >>717174979 >>717176763 >>717176873 >>717179235 >>717180312 >>717181002 >>717182426 >>717182442 >>717192329 >>717193950
100% she's evil and betrays you.
Anonymous No.717134667 >>717140005 >>717158930 >>717164285 >>717175893 >>717182426 >>717189325
>>717134454 (OP)
she'd never do that
Anonymous No.717134764
Super Speed Fellatio!!!!
Anonymous No.717134807 >>717135127 >>717135717 >>717147640 >>717154342 >>717155697 >>717159335 >>717160553 >>717161352 >>717167246 >>717170952 >>717171073 >>717172128 >>717176873 >>717182426 >>717185652 >>717189449
Who'd you pick, aside from the blonde?
Anonymous No.717134912 >>717156748
>>717134454 (OP)
Post yfw you realize she's the first attractive white woman that doesn't hate you made by a Western dev in the last 15 years.
Anonymous No.717135127 >>717144392 >>717163476
>>717134807
Karlach is the only choice even approaching rational here
Anonymous No.717135441 >>717135657 >>717136379 >>717143173 >>717147389 >>717165039 >>717177774
wwyd in this scenario?
Anonymous No.717135657 >>717146490
>>717135441
finish peeing and then wash my hands
Anonymous No.717135693 >>717135873 >>717171789
>they made a whole game outta the stupid dispatch missions in gacha shit
wtf how are people hyped for this sloppa
Anonymous No.717135717
>>717134807
Invisible Latina
Anonymous No.717135873 >>717155583
>>717135693
I guess people have a taste for telltale-like games again? That and it seems there's some superficial romance. So that will drive in customers no matter what the game is about.
Anonymous No.717136217 >>717164281
Anonymous No.717136342 >>717136592
>>717134454 (OP)
Yep. Some faceless dark skin male villain will appear and she'll smirk at you.
Anonymous No.717136379 >>717136638 >>717151239
>>717135441
Laugh because proportionally the large guy clearly has a small dick.
Anonymous No.717136390 >>717137123
>>717134454 (OP)
This game doesn't look very good and the writing just feels reddit I'm surprised people on /v/ like this.
Anonymous No.717136481 >>717136536
>>717134454 (OP)
When's her game even coming out?
Anonymous No.717136536 >>717165364
>>717136481
It's still unknown. I guess we'll find out at Gamescom if we're lucky.
Anonymous No.717136592
>>717136342
>muh white women laughing at darkies
fuck off. stop reminding me every thread and join your leader
Anonymous No.717136638 >>717137061 >>717139316 >>717146152
>>717136379
How can you tell? His stream is enormous. If it's not long then it must be wide.
Anonymous No.717137061 >>717137187
>>717136638
>8ft tall brick shithouse
>this has nothing to do with his superpowers, they just decided he needed to also be the hulk
Anonymous No.717137123 >>717145320
>>717136390
>I'm surprised people on /v/ like this
I'm not.
Anonymous No.717137187 >>717137391
>>717137061
Samoans are just built like that.
Anonymous No.717137391 >>717137535
>>717137187
>that
That or spherical and 2ft taller.
Anonymous No.717137535
>>717137391
both
Anonymous No.717137971 >>717138307 >>717147157 >>717172337
Anonymous No.717138307 >>717165364
>>717137971
goddamn Prism's got a fat ass
Anonymous No.717138707 >>717139171
>>717134454 (OP)
What the fuck is this even?
Anonymous No.717138907
>>717134454 (OP)
If she's evil, I should be asked if I want to join her. Fuckin Telltale.
Anonymous No.717139171 >>717139449 >>717141528 >>717166774
>>717138707
Dispatch. It's a mix of a visual novel/idle game. Where you work as an emergency dispatcher responding to calls and sending out superpowered individuals in response. Though it does seem like there is a bit of a dating sim aspect to it. How varied and in depth it might be is still unknown.
Anonymous No.717139316 >>717139713
>>717136638
He looks like that guy from Moana
Anonymous No.717139449 >>717139615
>>717139171
>idle game
What the fuck does this mean?
Anonymous No.717139615 >>717148226
>>717139449
no gameplay, only menus
Anonymous No.717139713 >>717161517
>>717139316
He sure does.
Anonymous No.717140005
>>717134667
I need this
Anonymous No.717140921 >>717141135
>>717134454 (OP)
Release Date when?
Anonymous No.717141021 >>717167370
>what if Daisaku was a crusty middle-aged man
Anonymous No.717141135 >>717158930
>>717140921
Here's some answers from AdHoc's Q&A on Discord. If you're curious.

>Release date? Console news? Episodic release?
Details SOOOONish maybe idk this shit's hard.
>Plans for accessibility options for timed events (dialogue, dispatching, hacking, etc.)?
After watching the demo, the team is looking into what more we can accommodate as far as additional accessibility options. Implementing them isn't always as straightforward as you'd hope, but we're looking into each one.
>Plans to have a way to rebind or offer secondary controls?
Our goal is to at the very least have alternate control schemes you can choose from.
>Is there a way to support you for Dispatch development?
The best thing you can do is to spread the word and get folks to wishlist! In the future, there will hopefully be additional things like merch/digital OST/etc. that you can grab if you wanna support us beyond the game.
>Tell me more about the romances, the villains, the personalities, the story beats, the choices!!!
Can confirm all those things are in the game.
>Did the voice actors get to meet each other during production?
Nope! We kept them siloed. Actors love to gab and that just costs us more moneykiddingnotkidding- but we did have feeder lines that we would play when we had recorded the other actors around them, so they could hear and respond to the actual performances. Aaron was usually recorded first though, so most of the time he just had to deal with me reading opposite him. Sorry, Aaron.
>Who did the music?
It's on my list to put together a few tracks from the demo and share them. When I do that we'll do the GRAND REVEAL.
Anonymous No.717141528 >>717141798
>>717139171
what the hell, i thought this was a porn game or something
Anonymous No.717141798 >>717194109
>>717141528
Not in the slightest. Though some may find that unfortunate.
Anonymous No.717142713 >>717143360
>>717134454 (OP)
Not only will she be evil, you'll be railroaded into fighting her and her evil organization because you won't be allowed to join them and fuck her.
Anonymous No.717142862 >>717143360
>>717134454 (OP)
That's ok, I'll just join her side
Anonymous No.717142946 >>717143360
>>717134454 (OP)
If she's evil, I'm evil.
Anonymous No.717143173
>>717135441
Wow Maoi from Moana works here
Anonymous No.717143360 >>717143703
>>717142862
>>717142946
This
>>717142713
If they go this route then it will likely happen after I can no longer get a steam refund so my only course of action is going full schizo and shitposting the game to death on multiple social media platforms until the end of time
Anonymous No.717143545 >>717144260
>>717134454 (OP)
>evil and betrays me
Gay as fuck, dogshit 'game'
>evil and wants me to join her
Kino. Pure kino. Made for the white man, even.
Anonymous No.717143703
>>717143360
And, unlike most schizos on here, you'd be well within your rights to do so.
Anonymous No.717144260 >>717156016
>>717143545
>Join her
>She betrays you in the end.
What then?
Anonymous No.717144332 >>717144476 >>717147317
>>717134454 (OP)
isn't literally everyone at the agency a reformed (or trying to reform) villain?
Anonymous No.717144392 >>717145984 >>717146475 >>717148291 >>717160986
>>717135127
unfortunately Karlach is voiced by Alanah Pearce
Anonymous No.717144476
>>717144332
Not all. Majority are superheroes as far as I'm aware. It's mainly the Phoenix team Robert's leading that consists of supervillains.
Anonymous No.717145026
Anonymous No.717145320
>>717137123
>[let the moment pass]
Literally me frfr
Anonymous No.717145673
Anonymous No.717145984
>>717144392
Oh. Well fuck this stupid game then.
Anonymous No.717146152
>>717136638
Because contrary to popular belief, dick size does not correlate with height, it actually makes it worse because a average dick on a giant frame looks like a small dick
Anonymous No.717146282 >>717152689 >>717154451
It really does feel like she's going to betray the ever-loving fuck out of you mid-game or near the end. I can't even explain why. Maybe I have the SUPERMAN BUT BAD syndrome nowadays?
Anonymous No.717146475 >>717146612 >>717146623 >>717150318 >>717155583 >>717157086 >>717157338 >>717160883
>>717144392
Quite an ecclectic cast.
Anonymous No.717146490
>>717135657
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Anonymous No.717146612 >>717147059
>>717146475
*smacks Mecha Man's ass*
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA MECHA MAN
Anonymous No.717146623 >>717146723
>>717146475
CRITICAL????? WHAT THE FUCK?!
Anonymous No.717146723
>>717146623
he sounds good as the bat guy
Anonymous No.717146757
>>717134454 (OP)
If this game doesn't let you go evil and corrupt her/vice versa then its total shit
We need corruption routes to make the pure routes shine brighter
Anonymous No.717146962 >>717147125 >>717148218 >>717154625 >>717155328 >>717156069 >>717184020 >>717184228
Hard to believe a super powered woman would find a mundane guy attractive. Whole game feels like wish fulfillment for capeshit fans.
Anonymous No.717147059 >>717164425 >>717167246
>>717146612
That would have to hurt since he's got the strength of ten men.
Anonymous No.717147125 >>717147197
>>717146962
Isn't that capeshit in general?
Anonymous No.717147157 >>717147286
>>717137971
Lemme romance Karlach
Anonymous No.717147197 >>717147345
>>717147125
Not to the self insert level
Anonymous No.717147262
>>717134454 (OP)
Most likely true. The writing is suspect from what I have seen
Anonymous No.717147286
>>717147157
Nope, sorry. You only get Invisigal and Blonde Blazer.
Anonymous No.717147317
>>717144332
The group you're overseeing is anyway. I think you're basically put in charge of C Tier supervillains being forced into community service.
Anonymous No.717147345
>>717147197
Oh, sweet summer child.
Anonymous No.717147389 >>717149625
>>717135441
>wwyd in this scenario?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt849wJyVk
Anonymous No.717147567
I still have a feeling she just wants to fuck Mecha Man, cause his dad saved her as a kid.The suit stays on
Anonymous No.717147640
>>717134807
Gotta admit. These gals are quite sexo.
Anonymous No.717148218
>>717146962
If hes competent, gets things done, then probably yes
Not to mention he was an actual hero before, even if it was with a mech suit, he walks the talk
Anonymous No.717148226
>>717139615
Idle games are ones that play themselves with minimal input, like cookie clicker. It's more of a management game
Anonymous No.717148291 >>717148575 >>717150515
>>717144392
If you're playing this game is English it's your own fault. I don't even speak other languages but I'm not gonna suffer through half the cast being Youtubers. You're so desperate for attention you're gonna cast moistfaggotkal? Barf.
Anonymous No.717148407
>>717134454 (OP)
I hope this ends up being good. Telltale games have always been a guilty pleasure of mine despite how underbaked they all were, and the supposedly revived Telltale isn't releasing Wolf 2 any time soon if at all, so this is the only way to scratch that itch.
Anonymous No.717148575 >>717148681
>>717148291
bold assumption to make that there will be other voiced language options
Anonymous No.717148630
She's evil, will betray you and game ends with you beating her and her joining your "phoenixes"
It's true because it was revealed to me in a dream
Anonymous No.717148681
>>717148575
See you when it releases and there are, I guess. I'll think of you if there aren't.
Anonymous No.717148919
>whitey is villain in modern video game
golly g!
fucking kill yourself nigger
eat shit and die nigger heil hitler nigger
Anonymous No.717149246 >>717149821 >>717155794
For me, it's Flambae
Anonymous No.717149625 >>717149767
>>717147389
Why's his arms so big?
Anonymous No.717149767 >>717149889
>>717149625
I know, its Ludacris
Anonymous No.717149821
>>717149246
It'd be better if her were a bratty shota
Anonymous No.717149837 >>717160437
>>717134454 (OP)
Is this genderbent Invincible? Why is she white?
Anonymous No.717149889
>>717149767
An0nymous No.717149953
>>717134454 (OP)
Don't care
Anonymous No.717150186
Anonymous No.717150318
>>717146475
>Literal celebrity voice actors
>”Indie” game
Fuck off with this bullshit. It was the same thing with Expedition 33. Tired of these corporations claiming they’re just smol UwU indie devs
Anonymous No.717150515
>>717148291
You're a weird guy.
Anonymous No.717151128 >>717151250 >>717151610
Anonymous No.717151239
>>717136379
clearly he is pissing with a full erection
Anonymous No.717151250 >>717151375
>>717151128
Incredibly uninspired design
Anonymous No.717151375 >>717151441 >>717156656 >>717158285
>>717151250
I guess they wanted ride the coattails of Karlach's popularity.
Anonymous No.717151441 >>717151607
>>717151375
dunno who that is but that is uninspired but still different than the bargain bin red demon chick
Anonymous No.717151607
>>717151441
Character from BG3. At the surface she basically fills that archetype of tall red demon chick.
Anonymous No.717151610 >>717151786
>>717151128
>Karlach without a man face
Anonymous No.717151786 >>717156656 >>717156821
>>717151610
If you think her face was that bad you should see her initial design.
Anonymous No.717151937
Anonymous No.717152260 >>717154202 >>717167246
Anonymous No.717152689 >>717153128
>>717146282
I wouldn't be suprised but it seems like mainstram media has been easing off that trope. If we're to take the new Superman movie as one major example.
Anonymous No.717153083
Anonymous No.717153128 >>717153584
>>717152689
Maybe, but we're still in the MORALLY GRAY CHARACTER phase as well. Maybe Mecha Man gets a prototype suit mid-game and as he starts getting back into his groove, she stops him during a mission. He's confused and bewildered, but she pensively tells him "I'm not betraying you, I'm doing this for your own good..." and smashes his suit+confidence back into the ground. Turns out his dad is still alive and wanted him to activate abilities that weren't awakened yet because Robert was using the mecha suit too much so he orchestrated his son's downfall to get it to activate or something retarded lmao. This sounds way too stupid to even happen to be honest and I don't really expect it at all, but if it were a different developer then maybe.
Anonymous No.717153584
>>717153128
>MORALLY GRAY CHARACTER phase
That's true, yeah.
>and smashes his suit+confidence back into the ground.
That could definitely be a possible climax. Although I feel it will play out more like this. His suit finally gets repaired midway through but then he gets too overconfident. Eventually disregarding SDN and the team he reluctantly works with. Up until he makes a mistake that puts him in a desparate situation that he can't solve on his own. Realizing there's more to Mecha Man than the suit. Cliche I know but it wouldn't seem out of place to me.
Anonymous No.717154202 >>717164501
>>717152260
At first I read that as
>Crimes: Ireland
Anonymous No.717154342
>>717134807
Invisibitch
Anonymous No.717154373 >>717156646
>>717134454 (OP)
Why are her eyebrows outside the mask?
Anonymous No.717154451
>>717146282 >>717134454 (OP)
She's going to get captured and pitted against the team against her will.
Invisibitch however will actively and willingly betray the team because she's a bitch.
Anonymous No.717154625 >>717155145
>>717146962
That's why the invisible girl calls you out on being a dicklet weak nerd playing vidya in daddy's mech.
Anonymous No.717154958
Anonymous No.717155145 >>717159413
>>717154625
Thats funny since hes ripped, a bit on the lean side but ripped, she only has invisibility, shes not a physical powerhouse
Anonymous No.717155328 >>717183371
>>717146962
You don't understand that he's probably that much of a chad like Batman where he doesn't need powers to get powerussy
Anonymous No.717155583
>>717135873
>Fake choice
>>717146475
>garbage eceleb voice actors.
Yeah i'll pass.
Anonymous No.717155662
>>717134454 (OP)
>Western product
>Character has blonde hair and blue eyes
>Turns out evil
WOAH STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES WHAT A TWIST
Anonymous No.717155697
>>717134807
Manbat
Anonymous No.717155759 >>717155863
Anonymous No.717155794 >>717160889
>>717149246
looks like a gay razor ramon
Anonymous No.717155824
>tumblrslop capeshit westoid "vn" for eceleb audiences
Go on Reddit
Anonymous No.717155863 >>717155926
>>717155759
All of these *choices* lead to the same outcome.
Anonymous No.717155926
>>717155863
Yeah.
Anonymous No.717156016
>>717144260
Like I said, gay as fuck, dogshit 'game'.
Anonymous No.717156069
>>717146962
Yes?
Anonymous No.717156504 >>717159765
>>717134454 (OP)
>100% evil
It's 2025. Women can't be evil in entertainment. Only misunderstood.
Anonymous No.717156646
>>717154373
It's quite common in animation and comics. It's hard for humans to sympathize with eyebrowless characters, since we use them to show our emotions. It's why Liara has painted eyebrows and Samara wears a crest on her face even though the Asari are all hairless. It's purely aesthetic.
Also the reason why Spidey's eyes can articulate.
Anonymous No.717156656 >>717156937
>>717151375
>>717151786
I think you should kill yourself
Anonymous No.717156748
>>717134912
That would be fucked up in so many ways
Anonymous No.717156821 >>717156857
>>717151786
unironically this version is billions miles better than niggress reddit dommy mommy
Anonymous No.717156857 >>717158934
>>717156821
Don't lie to yourself.
Anonymous No.717156937
>>717156656
What did I ruin your love of demon chicks?
Anonymous No.717157086 >>717157148 >>717157216 >>717157325
>>717146475
Aaron Paul surprised me, he sounds pretty good, I barely noticed it was him, he should act more, or do more voice acting.
Anonymous No.717157148 >>717157325
>>717157086
>or do more voice acting.
Definitely, after seeing the performance he delivered on Invincible and now in Dispatch. He's got the talent for voice work.
Anonymous No.717157216 >>717157267
>>717157086
i honestly only liked critikal when he was doing horror games/gmod horror maps and i don't recognize the others so it doesn't really bother me
Anonymous No.717157267 >>717157346
>>717157216
>i honestly only liked critikal when he was doing horror games/gmod horror maps
Does he sound any different? Or is he just playing up his usual voice?
Anonymous No.717157325 >>717157348 >>717157516 >>717157657
>>717157086
>>717157148
Guys... he's been voice acting for over a decade. He's been in Bojack Horseman and recently in Invincible as Power Plex.
Anonymous No.717157338
>>717146475
Oh, Alanah the whore is involved. Yeah I'm gonna skip this.
Anonymous No.717157346
>>717157267
he's always had a deep voice or at least a memorable one, i remember seeing a clip from some youtuber and being shocked it was critikal, i think his youtube was under a different name at the time
Anonymous No.717157348 >>717157516 >>717157558
>>717157325
oh shit, that's him?
Anonymous No.717157516 >>717157612
>>717157325
>>717157348
how the fuck did I not identify Todd's voice as Jesse? they have the same fucking voice
HOW the FUCK did I IMMEDIATELY identify Powerplex as Jesse but NOT TODD?
Anonymous No.717157558
>>717157348
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puF_QVI72Uc
Anonymous No.717157612
>>717157516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUKf7ElTRN4
Anonymous No.717157657
>>717157325
I knew about Power Plex but I never watched Bojack. So I wasn't familiar with that fact, neat.
Anonymous No.717157745 >>717157862 >>717158004 >>717158539
On e-celeb voice acting, I think the guy who did the hobo in cp2077 also sounded pretty good.
Anonymous No.717157862 >>717157916
>>717157745
Was that you? Stop bragging about it.
Anonymous No.717157916
>>717157862
No, cohcarnage
Anonymous No.717158004
>>717157745
i think he sounded good too, i didn't even know he was a youtube guy until /v/ said something about it
Anonymous No.717158285 >>717158339
>>717151375
Yeah... "popularity" for sure.
Anonymous No.717158339 >>717158690 >>717159076
>>717158285
What can I say. People love dommy mommys.
Anonymous No.717158539
>>717157745
He was fine, yes. But he was also a side character that you never even have to interact with if you don't want to, and is only involved with one particular side mission chain. The eceleb superheroes, on the other hand, seem to be part of the main cast, which is retarded
Anonymous No.717158690 >>717159046 >>717159076
>>717158339
karlach is touch-starved and desperate, not dominant
Anonymous No.717158930
>>717134667
>>717141135
>tfw no superhero gf to princess carry me
Anonymous No.717158934 >>717159092 >>717159403
>>717156857
no way fag
enjoy your safehorny niggerlip yasslayqueeeeeeen
Anonymous No.717159046
>>717158690
Not until her engine cools down.
Anonymous No.717159076 >>717162482
>>717158339
>>717158690
While Karlach does do some mild domination stuff in her sex scene, her character is more akin to Rogue from the X-Men. (She can't be touched without her hurting people.)
Anonymous No.717159092
>>717158934
She's not my type. You on the other hand, you get what you get.
Anonymous No.717159335 >>717160707
>>717134807
I want to romance chest guy, is that possible?
Anonymous No.717159403
>>717158934
based
Anonymous No.717159413 >>717159660
>>717155145
She's a woman, she's not meant to be strong.
Anonymous No.717159448
>I guess they wanted ride the coattails of Karlach's popularity.
Anonymous No.717159660 >>717159958
>>717159413
Nah bro, she's not meant to be strong-she IS strong. You think muscles automatically disqualify someone from femininity? Sounds like cope. Strength doesn’t cancel out charm, warmth, or vulnerability. Let her tear mech suits apart and still cry over puppies. Duality, anon.
Anonymous No.717159765
>>717156504
Which misunderstanding leads to sex?
Anonymous No.717159958 >>717160181
>>717159660
>You think muscles automatically disqualify someone from femininity?
Yes.
Anonymous No.717160181 >>717160774
>>717159958
Cuckold mentality.
Anonymous No.717160437 >>717161340 >>717173882
>>717149837
Invincible was white before his mother got a race lift
Anonymous No.717160553
>>717134807
Colonize.
Anonymous No.717160707
>>717159335
Flambae? I don't know but I doubt it unfortunately. I think Invisigal and Blonde Blazer are the only options. Hope I'm wrong.
Anonymous No.717160774 >>717160836 >>717170208
>>717160181
Wanting women to be "strong" is cuckold mentality.
Anonymous No.717160836 >>717160876 >>717170208
>>717160774
nah, wanting women to be weak is cuckold mentality.

Only a cuckold with a fragile ego and weak masculine traits would want women to be weak.
Anonymous No.717160876 >>717161053 >>717170208
>>717160836
>only a cuckold would women to be feminine
Enjoy raising Tyrone's kid, Redditor.
Anonymous No.717160883
>>717146475
The only way to make it worse is by adding that fat chink and Gianni.
Anonymous No.717160889 >>717168010
>>717155794
Now that you mention it.
Anonymous No.717160986
>>717144392
someone just had to get his dick wet
she was awful in Cyperpunk
her character sounded legitimately retarded
Anonymous No.717161026 >>717161738
If there's not a option to betray everyone at the end to get your mech suit back and become a villain the game is shit.
Anonymous No.717161053 >>717161196 >>717170208
>>717160876
>only a cuckold would women to be feminine
A sign of your low intelligence and stature, you conflate your own points as other's opinions.
Funny you would bring up black men, as it highlights your insecurity.
You are the weak one that thinks women are only feminine when they are weak.
Anonymous No.717161196 >>717161413
>>717161053
Yes, women are feminine only when they're feminine.
Putting "woman" and "strength" in one sentence is a paradox only Redditors and feminists believe in.
Anonymous No.717161340
>>717160437
Improvement.
Anonymous No.717161352 >>717162072
>>717134807
Flaming human torch.
Anonymous No.717161413 >>717170208
>>717161196
You’re weak. You’re scared of women with muscle because it reminds you you’ve got none.
You don’t care about femininity, you just need someone below you to feel tall.

Nobody listens to you in real life, so you come online and larp as an authority.

You dropped β€œTyrone” because the thought of women fucking someone better haunts you.

You're not traditional. You're just useless.
That’s why you hide behind fake morals and hope no one sees how empty you are.

Keep coping. You're food.
Anonymous No.717161517
>>717139713
Mauga is based
Anonymous No.717161738
>>717161026
That sounds actually interesting so I wouldn’t count on it.
Anonymous No.717162072
>>717161352
He damn well better be an option.
Anonymous No.717162482
>>717159076
True. Still once she gets it under control. She does tend to take initiative.
Anonymous No.717162745
>>717134454 (OP)
I was somewhat interested but saw that fucking moistcritikal had a part in the game an instantly dropped this shit
Anonymous No.717163476 >>717163910 >>717164152
>>717135127
>Karlach is the only choice even approaching rational here
man, every darn wrpg or storydriven indie game threads contaminated by discordtumblrtrannys like you
I fucking hate internet
Anonymous No.717163910
>>717163476
I remember early /tv/ arcane generals had sovl then twitter found it, of course shits get buckbroken real quickly
same shit happned to lis general
it seems modern male ain't allowed to have fun I guess
Anonymous No.717164152
>>717163476
Good
Anonymous No.717164174
>>717134454 (OP)
She's a good girl
Anonymous No.717164281 >>717164652 >>717173638 >>717189325
>>717136217
Robot suit heroes are so gay
Anonymous No.717164285
>>717134667
>>717134454 (OP)
What are her powers? Just standard flying brick kinda thing? Maybe some energy shooting powers to go along with the Blazer in her supername.
Anonymous No.717164425 >>717173713
>>717147059
>the strength of ten men
What actually is that literally?
Its the classical myth/fairytale phrase but I don't know how strong it would actually make you.
Anonymous No.717164443
>>717134454 (OP)
>100% she's evil and betrays you.
Good, I am evil, too.
Anonymous No.717164501
>>717154202
Irish are all criminals, yes. Violence, carbombs and alcoholism are in their blood
Anonymous No.717164652
>>717164281
Nah.
Anonymous No.717165039
>>717135441
Anonymous No.717165173 >>717165481
I want a superhero game that's kind of like Xcom, but you get to create your heroes.

Then gameplay is responding to various emergencies and crimes happening around the city/country that pop up, sending squad of heroes drawn from the larger team out to stop them in tactical gameplay kind of like Xcom.
There would be a higher gameplay level beyond that where you earn prestige from your heroic actions and improve the Super HQ which provides benefits, probably as you improve the team's prestige it leads to you encountering more dangerous villains/criminal organisations to stop.
Anonymous No.717165364 >>717181035
>>717136536
>Capeshit with an actually cool looking mechsuit.
Huh, most of them are poorly-designed shit

>>717138307
She's black right? Her whole getup seems to be styled on being a pop star.
Anonymous No.717165481 >>717165878 >>717165924
>>717165173
I seriously don't understand how there weren't at least a few games about original superheroes you character create yourself during the whole period capeshit was relevant. Now the movies are losing money and we're in the twilight of capeshit popularity and will never get such a game.
Anonymous No.717165878
>>717165481
I think capeshit had enough of an impact that it will probably have mini revivals every so often.
Nothing long lasting, just the odd movie that does well and spurs on some copycats that immediately tank everything again.

Sort of like westerns, really.
Anonymous No.717165924
>>717165481
There was a 'superhero simulator' I played once, but it was just the devs previous wrestling simulator with a thin coating of superhero slapped ontop so it didn't really give a proper feeling of being superhero adventrues and conflict mechanically.
Anonymous No.717166290
Anonymous No.717166774
>>717139171
Kinda wish the entire game was this part, but the gameplay was more detailed. You wouldn't be a specific character through their storyline like the rest of the game you'd just be a 'faceless' dispatcher overseeing the hero's efforts and directing them.
Anonymous No.717167246
>>717152260
>>717147059
>>717134807
The midget seems like the least dickbag of all these freaks.
The Golem thing might just be a retarded creature, not sure about that one.
Anonymous No.717167370
>>717141021
Is mech dude middle-age? Seems like he might just be in his 30s, he didn't even build the machine he just inherited it from his dad.
Anonymous No.717167824
>>717134454 (OP)
Is this your work?
Anonymous No.717168010
>>717160889
Whats the others traits
Anonymous No.717168115
>>717134454 (OP)
I heard it's made by the same guys as Walking Dead S1 and Wolf Among Us? If true then this might have a chance of not being shit
Anonymous No.717168474
>>717134454 (OP)
this game is voiced by cringe ecelebs like Alanah Pearce and moist critical
Anonymous No.717168910 >>717169147
can i send superfags to their own death if i don't like them? This is important
Anonymous No.717169147
>>717168910
You can get them injured by sending them to stuff they are unqualified for during dispatches, pretty doubtful you can get them killed that way.
Any deaths would only be because of storyline choices, probably near the end of the game.
Anonymous No.717169913
Anonymous No.717170208 >>717170427
>>717161053
>>717160876
>>717160836
>>717160774
>>717161413
What the fuck are you faggots on about
All i said is that hes her match even without the mech suit and her character either lacks self awareness or purposefully disregards things to demean people
Anonymous No.717170427
>>717170208
Don't respond to shitposters anon.
Anonymous No.717170647 >>717170745
>>717134454 (OP)
Nihilism utterly killed cape media.
Anonymous No.717170745 >>717170892 >>717172096
>>717170647
Nihilist cape media is great
Anonymous No.717170892
>>717170745
People are very tired of it at this point.
Anonymous No.717170952
>>717134807
Someone without BPD. So, no one there.
Anonymous No.717171073
>>717134807
Full volcel playthrough then betray everyone in the end.
Anonymous No.717171246 >>717171478 >>717171667
this game will only work if you can become a supervillain after learning all their weaknesses and have them all slaughtered
Anonymous No.717171478 >>717171558
>>717171246
That should be an option but I doubt that would be in the game because being evil is bad mmkay?
Anonymous No.717171558 >>717171667
>>717171478
>game where choices allegedly matter
>cant choose to be lawful evil
shit game
Anonymous No.717171667 >>717171936
>>717171558
>>717171246
Don't be an edgelord faggot all your life anon
Anonymous No.717171789 >>717172125 >>717181086
>>717135693
>wtf how are people hyped for this sloppa
It's being made by the people who made the good Telltale games, so people are hyped hoping for something on par with the writing of Wolf Among Us, Season 1 of Walking Dead, the Batman duology and Tales from the Borderlands,
Anonymous No.717171936
>>717171667
i think you misunderstand anon, whenever a game lacks actual meaningful choices, such as based on morality, it is always a hallmark of lazy development
i equally wouldnt like if this lawful evil route was your character just turning into a crazy serial killer at one point and people start dropping, but a justified reaction and arc based on what happens in the game
it is also a cornerstone for superhero stories so its not an edgelord wish, but a staple in the genre
now go play in traffic
Anonymous No.717172096
>>717170745
Anonymous No.717172125
>>717171789
I did like the Tales from the Borderlands, its pretty fucking atrocious what the mainline games did with its characters.
Anonymous No.717172128
>>717134807
>demon girl
>she's le muscle mommy
It's all so tiresome
Anonymous No.717172337
>>717137971
they look like a bunch of faggots
Anonymous No.717172464 >>717172732
wake me up when we get a superhero PR agency game where you have to maintain their public image
the higher the difficulty the more retarded, childish and selfish they become
Anonymous No.717172479 >>717172975
>>717134454 (OP)

Think worse.

The entire thing will be an allegory for a white male deconstruction story yet again.

>She's already in a relationship with huge bat dong guy and it gets shoved in your face
>Invisigal is angry at Mecha Man because her girlfriend got killed because of him, making you off-screen responsible for shit you never did
>Chase (Jeffrey Wright) will die trying to fix whatever off-screen thing Mecha Man did to make up for your sins, piling up even more guilt

The entire thing will be written with "modern sensibilities" in mind and virtually everyone will regret buying the game.
Anonymous No.717172521
>>717134454 (OP)
>superhero (good guy) but... le evil (bad guy)
woah...
Anonymous No.717172659 >>717174767
>>717134454 (OP)
>she's evil
Anonymous No.717172732 >>717172948
>>717172464
isn't that just The Boys
Anonymous No.717172948 >>717173127
>>717172732
the boys also has a megacorporation in control of the narrative and a large portion of the media
this married with the theme that 95% of superheroes are horrible abhuman beings makes it all a big anti-corpo message
i more yearn for an actual PR agency grounded in a world where these superheroes can be goodhearted people who also make retarded mistakes rather than masquarading as good people while they are worse than hitler in private
Anonymous No.717172975
>>717172479
Are you legit mentally ill
Anonymous No.717173127 >>717173162
>>717172948
Ennis is just a whinging faggot that has a chip (or even a whole potato) on his shoulder over the existance of superheroes at all (except for Superman).

Thats why so much of his work is a hamfisted edgy contrived screed against superheroes.
Anonymous No.717173162 >>717173658
>>717173127
Name 10 of his works
Anonymous No.717173638 >>717188659
>>717164281
Even Mecha?
Anonymous No.717173658
>>717173162
The Boys
The Pro (particulary shitty anti-cape comic that one)
Preacher
Hitman
Punisher Max
Punisher/Barracuda
Hellblazer
Crossed
Judge Dredd and other stuff he worked on for 2000AD
Shitload of different war comics

For a second was thinking Crecy but that was by Ellis.
Anonymous No.717173713 >>717174157
>>717164425
Yeah got his power from a witch with the downside being he shrunk down to three feet.
Anonymous No.717173882
>>717160437
Fits with the war criminal boomer dad. I could totally see him going
>"Hey mark, let me break it down for you how I cut down those slant eyed gook kids back in Nam"
Come on, tell me you don't see it? Also white Mark was homophobic.
Anonymous No.717174157
>>717173713
Could be worse
>A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Charles Atlas, but his head was the size of an apple.

>The first man said, "Please excuse me for staring, can't help but be curious as to why your body is so well developed, but your head is so small?"

>The man said, "But me a drink and I'll tell you."

>The drink was ordered and the story began. "I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and managed to make it to a deserted island a few miles away. Had been there for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to come by so I would have something to eat. Then looking up I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes.

>"Great I said. I'd like to be rescued." She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island.

>Next I asked for a body like Charles Atlas. Another slap of the tail and here it is.

>Then, noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishes fulfilled I asked if I could make love to her. She said that it just wouldn't work, her being half fish and all, so I said, 'Well, okay, if we can't have sex, can you just give me a little head then?'"
Anonymous No.717174753 >>717174821
she'll either be evil or die during a climatic moment. i can already tell she won't have a happy ending.
Anonymous No.717174767
>>717172659
Everyone is evil in Super, all the new gods are malicious creatures and the former fight junkie 'heroes' just roll over for them.
Even Freiza blowing up the Saiyan homeworld turned out not to be his own decision but something a lazy asshole god told him to do who goes around blowing up more planets than Buu did on petty whims.
Anonymous No.717174821 >>717184365
>>717174753
She'll die and if you romance her he'll upload her mind into his repaired robot suit so they can stay together.
Anonymous No.717174979
>>717134454 (OP)
>100% she's evil
All libtards are
>and betrays you.
All libtards do
Anonymous No.717175672
Anonymous No.717175893 >>717176474
>>717134667
Superheroine + regular civilian guy is quite the unexplored territory surprisingly
The only thing I can think with it is that shitty uma thurman movie.
Anonymous No.717176474 >>717183776
>>717175893
Wonderwoman kinda does that. Her bf was soldier.
Anonymous No.717176594
>Try to romance Blonde Blazer
>Fumble the bag
>Get the bad ending involving Superhero HR firing me.
Anonymous No.717176763 >>717176950 >>717176994
>>717134454 (OP)
What's up with you retards wanting to romance a women you work with ? That's really awkward and bad irl.
Anonymous No.717176873 >>717179621
>>717134454 (OP)
>>717134807
>karlach safe horny design
bg3 has done irreparable damage to the gaming industry
Anonymous No.717176950 >>717178831 >>717179832
>>717176763
you build camaraderie in the struggles and successes of the job and that naturally leads to mutual attraction.
it's why nurses in particular fuck each other all the time.
Anonymous No.717176994 >>717178831
>>717176763
no its not, have you not seen Archer?
Anonymous No.717177774
>>717135441
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3z831
Anonymous No.717178831
>>717176950
You would know better to keep it professional.

>>717176994
It's an animated TV series played for laughs. It's not something you should be living by.
Anonymous No.717179235
>>717134454 (OP)
...by giving birth to black baby
Anonymous No.717179621 >>717179907
>>717176873
You use that word. I don’t think it means what you it means.
Anonymous No.717179832
>>717176950
Staff at hospitals fuck because of the stress and the fact there's bedrooms on site.
Anonymous No.717179907 >>717181002 >>717183771
>>717179621
'Safehorny' is an utterly nonsense buzzword that retards spam online.
Anonymous No.717180312
>>717134454 (OP)
> Looks like Marvel slop fuckery.

And in the trash it goes. There she can be whatever she wants and doesnt betray me fore sure.
Anonymous No.717180645 >>717180774
I am sad of the lack of rule 34 of this girl, it was all gay porn last time i checked
Anonymous No.717180774 >>717182380
>>717180645
Game isn't out yet
Anonymous No.717181002
>>717134454 (OP)
Hopefully the rest of the game isn't just a humiliation ritual like the demo was.

>>717179907
The word is just a means to evoke an idea, and that idea is definitely real. It's why Stellar Blade is considered problematic yet something like Baldur's Gate 3 or Hades 2 are applauded.
Anonymous No.717181035
>>717165364
>She's black right? Her whole getup seems to be styled on being a pop star.

She is a pop-star if you read her bio.
Anonymous No.717181086 >>717187785 >>717187785
>>717171789
Why did TellTale shutdown? Was it because of them putting out too many IPs? The last games I remember from them after those you listed were:
>Minecraft Story Mode (Somehow this shit got a second season)
>Game of Thrones
>Guardians of the Galaxy
What else am I missing besides their older titles which was Sam and Max, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, and I think Wallace and Gromit?
Anonymous No.717181162
If she's evil, luckily there's 3 other attractive women where HOPEFULLY you can get in a relationship as well.
Anonymous No.717182364
Anonymous No.717182380 >>717188324
>>717180774
So? there's an entire demo out. I seen people make billion of art pieces of a single trailer if the character is hot enough
Anonymous No.717182426
>>717134454 (OP)
>>717134667
>>717134807
What is this shit supposed to be, tranny Invincible?
Anonymous No.717182442
>>717134454 (OP)
>100% she's evil and betrays you.
She can do all of this after being plapped not before
Anonymous No.717183371
>>717155328
Poison Ivy is a rapist and a vorefag who deserves being murdered with a flamethrower
Anonymous No.717183771
>>717179907
if it helps you cope sure
Anonymous No.717183776
>>717176474
He's dead and she has batman now.
Anonymous No.717184020 >>717184219
>>717146962
>a super guy finding a mundane woman attractive? Yeah sounds fine
>a super gal finding a mundane guy attractive? Pfft, no way pal
Anonymous No.717184219
>>717184020
Theres also the fact that hes pretty fit (as shown by the trailer) and is technically her peer
Anonymous No.717184228
>>717146962
>Hard to believe a super powered woman would find a mundane guy attractive.
I have a fetish for superpowered women, so it makes total sense to me.
Anonymous No.717184365
>>717174821
>AI waifu living inside your mechsuit
Ayre/Cortanabros, we’re eating good
Anonymous No.717185652
>>717134807
For me it’s invisibitch
Anonymous No.717187785
>>717181086
>>717181086
>Was it because of them putting out too many IPs?
Yes and it became too formulaic. Especially with how "choices" really became apparent in how they didn't matter.
Anonymous No.717188324 >>717189310
>>717182380
I guess it hasn't got enough attention towards that crowd?
Anonymous No.717188659 >>717188985 >>717189325 >>717189391
>>717173638
No, but in a world with super heroes it's pretty lame to have a robot suit. Since when you lose it you can't do shit, just like it's shown in the video game.
Anonymous No.717188985
>>717188659
I suppose but in a lot of superhero comics there are heroes without any powers. Most obvious example being Batman. Granted he is skilled in fighting, has great intelligence, countless resources thanks to his wealth.
Anonymous No.717189310 >>717190827
>>717188324
Thanks Doc
Anonymous No.717189325
>>717164281
>>717188659
Nah robot suit is the way to go, thinking about it realistically:
>can stay anonymous so you can just go to the store to buy something
>for the same reason you can quit whenever you want, assuming you stayed anonymous
>can get a superhero gf to get princess carried by >>717134667 without it being pointless (if you both have superpowers, what's the point?)
Anonymous No.717189391 >>717189936
>>717188659
Still cooler than your power being "having a gun"
Anonymous No.717189449
>>717134807
no one
Anonymous No.717189936 >>717190379
>>717189391
Tell that to Punisher fans.
Anonymous No.717190379 >>717190719
>>717189936
Punisher fans are faggots and larpers.
Anonymous No.717190719
>>717190379
God almighty.
Anonymous No.717190827
>>717189310
Check Tiktok, mostly fancams but there is fanart being posted as well.
Anonymous No.717192329 >>717192456
>>717134454 (OP)
Would she be gentle?
Anonymous No.717192456
>>717192329
Invincible is so garbage, just like The Walking Dead.
Anonymous No.717193950
>>717134454 (OP)
no shit
Anonymous No.717194109
>>717141798
>punches the guy
Basically a confession of love