>dad walks in
>"Are ya winnin' so-
>Oh you're playing one of THOSE games again."

>>717138835 (OP)
cute feet

When will jannies start treating these threads the same way they treat pedomata threads?

>>717138835 (OP)
>67 year old dad walks in on his 35 year old son
>How are you doing, SON?
>Look dad, I'm playing a new game!
>My little boy. I'm so happy you're playing vidyas meant for grandchildren, and not earning a wage. I'll happily keep you here and inherit my belongings when I'm gone.

>>717138835 (OP)
>dad walks in
>"Are ya winnin' so-
>...
>we both stand up
>"KINOOO!!!"

>>717139207
>>717138932
>>717138835 (OP)
Oh boy! Gonna make some hedgehog stew today! What?
It's my greatest gift idea!
Get that damn hedgehog! Right away!
Oh boy, gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna get that blue baboon!

Oh-boy! I've got to make some hedgehog stew today! Huh?
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that hedgehog, do as I say!
Oh boy, gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!

Mwah, would taste so much better with hedgehog in it...

>>717138835 (OP)
I hate her hair too much to find her attractive. The big swoopy M bangs are just so dumb looking to me

>>717138835 (OP)
desu this has set up tendie shitposting so well. even pc fags like myself will just make random pauline loli feet threads for bumps.

goddamn we are living in a hellof a time guys

>>717139298
>>717139313
Skydiving!
Out of the window!
It's positively perilous!
I'm such a big thrillseeker!
Don't forget to bring a parachute!

Skydiving!
Off a building!
It's despicably genius!
I'm such a big cupcake
Don't forget to bring the Long Fall Boots

What a perfect time to have fun
With my wicked son!
And you're going nuts, hanging out all the time!
Not anymore, that's a bonus!

>>717139313
It's a shame Pauline is so old though. I prefer the Mario Kart babies but those threads don't last as long. Plus no HD baby feet.

>>717139458
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, with the master plan


I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way

>>717139313
>>717139458
demonic entities

>>717139603
You're the one invading hell, not the other way around

>>717139717
SELECT YOUR MEMORY CARD

YOU TOLD ME FOX BOY

>>717139313
I like to think about the conflict it causes on the mods
They have to choose between leaving a blatant loli thread up or deleting a nintendo thread

>>717138835 (OP)
>one of THOSE games
Nintendo games?

>>717139458
>Pauline is so old though
She's supposedly 13 but she looks like she's 5

>>717140426
Yes, and?
What a hag.

>>717140250
>>717140524
So another day has passed, you've done the same old things
You've been bouncing off springs and collecting gold rings
Rolling over bridges that crumble away
But Christ, between here and level 5, someone stands in your way
(Eggman)
Kukukachoo, he's searching for you
His IQ is 300, so what the Dickens will you do?
You must get past him if you want to curl into a ball at home
Watch out, he's twice as brainy as soft porn queen Sharon Stone

>>717140524
PEACH NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

>>717140524
Her heart goes out to the Mushroom Kingdom