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Anonymous 8/3/2025, 4:56:02 AM No.717141401 >>717141503 >>717141804 >>717141816 >>717141939 >>717142059 >>717142204 >>717142380 >>717142449
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How do you save Mortal Kombat?
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 4:57:46 AM No.717141503 >>717144589
>>717141401 (OP)
Is that the person from Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 4:59:04 AM No.717141585
don't, let it die
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:01:24 AM No.717141732
It should never have outlasted the 90's, just like Sonic.
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:02:44 AM No.717141804
>>717141401 (OP)
-turn MK1 non-canon
-make liu Kang mortal
-build off of MKX gameplay and artstyle
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:03:01 AM No.717141816
>>717141401 (OP)
you can't "save" mortal kombat, it was always a mediocre fighter for children who found comical video game gore funny because it was the only place they could see something remotely edgy
two funny rotoscoped guys uppercutting each others heads off doesn't have bite anymore in the internet era where you can go look up cartel beheading videos on your phone
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:04:56 AM No.717141939
>>717141401 (OP)
Cancel the DLC for your latest 3D release and release a 2D collection for $50.
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:07:10 AM No.717142059
>>717141401 (OP)
I don't, because I dont work at NRS, it's not my fucking job
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:09:21 AM No.717142204
>>717141401 (OP)
It's called "Mortal" Kombat, not "Immortal" Kombat. It has to die at some point. However, if we want it to die on a good note;
>Remove the story
>Remove dialogue that isn't the announcer saying someone wins. Grunts, moans, and screams of pain obviously stay too.
>Retcon everything back to the original MK
>Up the gore so fucking high that the game is rated for adults
>Pay the voice actors to make the screams of pain be as realistic as possible. Make it sound like they were filming for a snuff film.
>Add sexy female outfits on launch. No DLC, no waiting. Sexy from day one, no exceptions.

That's it. That's all they need to do. Just make a really fucking gory Mortal Kombat game. It's not rocket science.
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:12:00 AM No.717142380
>>717141401 (OP)
>How do you save Mortal Kombat?
stop after the second one
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:12:57 AM No.717142449
>>717141401 (OP)
The same we saved japan in 45.
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:39:23 AM No.717144147
Mortal Kombat was only good when the fatality stuff was comically ridiculous instead of the weird gore simulator that it is now. Stuff like multiple ribcages flying around and blowing people up with bike pumps.
Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:46:43 AM No.717144589
>>717141503
>Of course it is, what do you me-
>It's actually not
More evidence that all western video game companies are in cahoots