>>717150004 (OP)>Nintendo's last good system was 14 years ago
No... no that's not true.
>>717150004 (OP)2004, the year world of warcraft released was 21 years ago.
Skyrim released 14 years ago
Xbox 360 is 20 years old.
>>717150206>tfw pic related is older than more than half of the lurkers on 4chan rn
>>717150004 (OP)>Undertale was released 10 years ago
>>717150004 (OP)Games back then were so cringe. Glad we could move on.
>>717150004 (OP)Remember the costanza meme? Good times.
>>717150004 (OP)>January was 7 months agowhere did this god damn year go?
There were some good games back then- I think the late 2010's and maybe early 2020's were peaking gaming but now things kind of suck.
>>717150290heres what Costanza's up to in recent years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHPcDv409c
>>717150004 (OP)Life is short. Find something in the pile of shit to enjoy.
>>717150106>Nintendo's last good game was 27 years ago...
Why can't time freeze bros?
>>717150507>Why can't time freeze bros?Why would you want time to freeze? Are you afraid of dying?
>>717150608i'm not afraid of dying. i just wish i could live forever.
>>717150004 (OP)I'm mentally still stuck in 2012, I can barely even use smart phones...
>>717150507Do you really wanna stay in this time for longer? Like come on now. The good stuff is in the future and the past, the present is boring.
>>717150004 (OP)>January 2020 feels like last month>Was actually more than 5 years ago>2020s are already over halfway over>Closer to January 2030 than January 2020
https://youtu.be/e8CeD8y5zek
>>717150004 (OP)2012 was actually 12 years and 223 days ago
>>717150507movement makes heat.
>>717150830>i'm not afraid of dying. i just wish i could live forever.How long have you been on 4chan? I've been on 4chan a very long time, and I doubt you know how that feels. Would you live forever if there were no other people?
>>717150935Even someone stuck in 2012 could adapt to a smart phone no problem.
>>717151193Have a look at my Dota play time, for example. Why would I want this number to be 100,000 instead of 10,000? I'm really baffled by someone wanting to live forever. Maybe their lives are just that good, but I can't relate at all.
>I was zogbotting in Afghanistan waiting a gorillion hours on some dogshit stream site on the most dogshit internet connection imaginable to buffer Psycho Pass, Girls und Panzer, and Chuu2 between guard, patrols, and playing Pokemon Black 2 on downtime
thanks Obama
>>717150004 (OP)People in their early 20s already look like children to me
>>717150206>the xbox one will soon be retro
>>717151193>Would you live forever if there were no other people?that would make it even better. i really like being alone, it's very addicting.
>18 year old /v/ posters were TEN YEARS OLD when the Switch came oit
>>717152268>i really like being aloneIf you like being alone so much, then maybe you should leave 4chan. I came to this site to talk to others about my interests, but I think they're all gone now. It's why I asked that question.
>>717152368>I came to this site to talk to others about my intereststhen why are you in this thread?
>>717152552Oh, I'm glad you asked. I was in a Dota 2 thread, but it archived. I don't think that would have happened if people wanted to talk about Dota 2, so there's nothing else to do but wander.
>>717152849I was in this thread.
>>717134102I waited until it died, and it's gone now.
>>717150004 (OP)Space jam was 29 years ago.
>>717153040well of course it died, it's a video game. you can't talk about those on /v/ silly.
>Last time Nintendo was useful in the videogame industry was Super Nes
>20+ years ago
Damn...
Time feels like it moves quickly only if you don't do shit in your life. If you've ever been a shut-in or a neet for more than 2 years, you'd know what I mean
I should have killed myreselve in 1998
I was born after 4chan released and I turn 21 soon
>33 years old
>started coming to this site when I was 16
>>717153230More like
>30 years agoAmerican sois are still enjoyong the Nintendo retarded products tho!
>>717151503unfortunate for us the towlheads didn't slice your throat and you went on to be a Snoy weeb shitter blight on /v/
>>717153362fuck I meant tendie not snoy
>>717153337Did you? I came to 4chan as a teenager as well. I used to post on a Warcraft 3 forum. You are one year older than me.
As of lately I'm thinking a lot about my own mortality and it's making me really depressed.
I should be happy because I have a good job, a wife, kids, and I'm healthy, but the passing of time is simply brutal and merciless.
Dad will die in the next couple of years, mom is doing fine but she's also old now.
I have nieces as old as 20 years.
I'm not even 'old', fuck I'm only 34,but it really feels like yesterday when I was in high school.
Where did time go, what happened, how it was so quick, and why do I feel like the same person I was at 20.
>>717153312i was born the same year 4chan was released
>>717150004 (OP)She broke my heart that year and I still can't get over it. I feel bad for her husband, though.
>>717153493oh poor you. it's all a big nothing.
>>717153607not your personal blog, faggot
>>717153493Congrats you are a nobody that will live and ide like every other nobody in this mass floating in space. Have fun.
why do people just always have to be assholes for no reason? they make this site so miserable to use.
>>71715333734 and i started coming here as a 14 yo
>>717153712No worse than the constant shitposting here, anon.
>>717153815>oldfag thread>can't handle the bantscome on now
>>717150364This shit makes me laugh every time
>>717153493nigger i don't care
I'm a helpless autistic neet with a family that beat me and yelled at me for not being normal and now I'm almost 30 years old and have never had an income and still live in the same house i was beat in and my parents are literally dying of cancer and can't pay the bills because they never saved a single cent of money and our house is literally falling apart
>>717153815>why do people just always have to be assholes for no reason?If you don't like assholes, why would you come to 4chan? You should use Reddit, where people are forced to be civil. I'm an asshole sometimes, but I feel like it's justified. Lots of people say stuff that's just straight up wrong. Wrong as in not true, and it pisses me off because they could have not posted.
>>717153993why donยดt you actually ki-ll them and then yourself?
>>717154017Like, someone waltzes into my thread and says
>all humans are the sameand it's straight up wrong. Not only do they look different, but they have varying intellectual capacity. I'm not going to let people give everyone false information. Anyone that believes in truth will appear as an asshole. Truth is more important than feelings.
>>717154017>I feel like it's justifiedit's rarely ever justified and it just kills any real discussion that could've been had.
>>717154234>it's rarely ever justifiedIt's _always_ justified if the person correcting the other is giving factual information. If you disagree, then you're a woman. That's all I have to say about that.
It's weird seeing successful people want to go back to their childhood. My friend has a family and successful business, he still wants to go back.
>>717153815People are just spiteful online
>>717154364Shouldn't be that weird. The world was still brand new and constantly surprising you as a kid and you didn't have any responsibilities
>>717154316you can give factual information without being an asshole.
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>In two months I'll be closer to 50 than 20
Sadge
>>717154573>you can give factual information without being an asshole.Okay, let's woman logic this shit up. What if I think you're an asshole?
>>717154672you think people are assholes for not knowing better?
>>717154710I think you're an asshole because you can't even tell when someone doesn't want to speak to you. Do you care if they do or don't?
>>717150004 (OP)its crazy how you reach a certain age and suddenly the things you put in your body actually go into it and change stuff
>>717154734>goes to public forum>doesnt want to speak to peopleHuh fucking subzero nigger
>>717154364I dont want to go back to that time. Having the energy of my youth again would be nice.
>>717154792I don't want to speak to you specifically. I'm filtering this thread now and I didn't have a second thread open. Do not wait for another reply because you'll be waiting forever.
>>717154017There's putting retards in their place sure, but every other post now feels full of mockery and facetiousness just by default. As if everyone is brown or a troon or a shill until proven otherwise
>we're now closer to 2050 than 2000
>still no fucking moon colony
>>717154864good, bye bye now!
>>717153362>>717153417I actually went on to be a towelhead slayer and PC master race. Feel free to post hand, flag, nose, waist circumference, religious affiliation, or political party to prove you aren't also anything worth ridiculing
>>717155052Why did you do it?
>>717155161for the lulz duh
>>717154912your mom's ass is closer and twice as big. Why don't we just colonize that?
>>717155179How many kills did you get?
>>717155052nah I'm just fucking with you. Anybody that culls the pisslamic horde is okay in my book
>>7171552956 with an M4, 2 with an M320, and 27 with mortars (divided equally because mortars are a team effort with the boys). Video Games.
>>717155834I didn't think weebs could be so based. Good on you if you aren't larping
>>717150004 (OP)>people who were born when you were in high school are now graduating high school
>>717155834Nice, enjoying the tinnitus?
I graduated high school 10 years ago and have done nothing but hide in my bedroom since
I don't even have a driver's license
>>717155913>oldheads find the passage of time incomprehensible and they call zoomers retarded. Sheesh
>>717156029It will happen to you.
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>jannies won't delete the thread because they too are depressed miseryfags
toppus kekkus
>>717155903weebs have always been the most based sleeper group
>>717155935EEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M LIVING THE DREAM, DON'T WAKE ME UP EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>2012
>Working EMS
>participating in gore threads
>triggering tumblrinas
>2025
>Libraryfag
>Highly overprotective of kids in my teen programs and spend time talking about validation and respect and shit
when did we become so old, /v/
>>717156201I feel like I'm the only person that doesn't mind my tinnitus. Sometimes I even enjoy it as like a white noise type thing when I'm trying to sleep
I still base my time around 2005.
>>717155913i remember when my older cousin's kids were waddling around on the grass at the yearly get-together
now they're in college
>>717156375>spend time talking about validation and respect and shitPlease be b8
>Pandemic 4chan
Was this time period Based?
>>717157053jej no but if you're in the system DINOSAUR THEME NEXT SUMMER MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
>>717157050no b8, it's just different fucking around with anons vs actually having conversations with kids who are affected by shit in real life. or interacting with little shitheads who act exactly like i used to and realizing how fucking obnoxious it was.
>>717150004 (OP)>4000BC was 6000 years ago
>>717157431Damn it really do feel like I'm talking to Jon though. EMS and personality and all.
Well, guess you have a clone, dude
>>717156375How does one get started in "giving back" to the community and whatnot?
The next generation seems fucked and not helping them makes me feel guilty
>>717157472it's weird but every male tech/librarian i know (so far) has been through some hardcore shit so i'm not surprised. there's another ex-ems/FD guy in my city but at a different branch, and then one of the schools here has a dude who was animal control but saw all kinds of grody shit who i actually met years ago when we were both at those jobs.
theres definitely some kind of high stress to MLS pipeline
>>717157865Well keep on keeping on my G
>>717157765it depends on what you want to do, but it's going to take a little bit of legwork. im not just saying it because its my field, but libraries can be your lifeline to get started.
so say for example you wanted to do a little workshop or something here with me - just reach out. we actually do read our emails and are ALWAYS looking for things to bring people in. say you builc your PCs and have been doing so for a while. that's pretty fucking cool.
reach out to a librarian and say, "hey, i have a bunch of spare parts and spare time and i'd like to host a workshop to teach these little console plebs that building a computer isn't scary". and they'll be like, "oh fuck yeah, come on in and let's talk about it"
and they'll set you up, even provide flyers and advertising and stuff. stay in the loop and visit the programs and you'll start networking with other people who do their own things around the city. i had to sound like a bleeding heart faggot but it really does pull you in to your community.
>4 years no half-life game
>17 years no fine half-life game
>27 years no good half-life game
I this how it ends?
>>717158173Thanks anon, and good luck with what you've been doing
jannies are asleep. post whatever
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The 2000s is now "nostalgic" despite being the ultimate Jewish Zionist neocon wet dream decade (9/11, Middle East wars, China outsourcing, chemtrails, butt tattoos, Walmart, McMansions, financial crashes, fed bubbles).
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>>717150004 (OP)what's the average age of /v/? i'm 26
>>717150004 (OP)My penis was last hard several minutes ago
>>717159432mine was a few hours ago.
>>717150248>Undertale wasn't good 10 years ago.
>>717159532Where does all the time go?
>Covid started over 5 years ago
>the entire world population essentially lost around 4 years of there lives to a pandemic that uprooted everything
>society still hasen't fully recovered from the cultural after effects of Covid
It's crazy all that happened and those responsible will never get punished for it
>>717150935I'm mentally stuck in 1997, imagine how I feel
>>717159719>will never get punished for itthey will, because they can't help themselves and will do it again
>>717154912There was that one game about astronauts on the moon with text to speech though. Isn't that good enough?
>>717150004 (OP)>MvM was 13 years ago this month
>>717150004 (OP)>2012>Watch Girls Und Panzer>End up spending the next 3 years only playing World of TanksFUCK
the only thing positive about my life rn is that im getting richer. other than that i have no purpose in living.
>>717154364I am so fucking tired of having responsibilities and obligations...
The only thing I look forward to right now is retirement so I can at least get some of that real freedom of my childhood back.
Just 27 more years...(I don't think society will make it that long)
>>717159838That's so stupid. Reminds me of 2006 and everyone thinking only Bush was to blame for the lies about Iraq when the entire global western media participated, same exact thing. Blind morons just blaming the scapegoat and then (((they))) get to do it over and over and over
>>717153993 >condom broke: the story
grim, reminds me of that time I nutted in a fat ugly bitch because the condom broke, ever since I made sure to put it on correctly and throw away expired ones
it was disgusting and stressful enough without a human-shaped reminder coming out of her cunt kek
Notice how there was no wednesday this week?
>>717159707Wtf give it back
>>717154648I'm fucking closer to 60 than 20
>>717153493>I'm a dumb retard who can't cope with lfie>I'm scared of dying and life sucks>quick, let me queef out another kidNormalfags are comically sadistic.
>>717160004holy shit I felt all week like I lost a day. How did this happen?
>>717150243>lurkersThroughout my day, I would just get upset or angry over the twitter ebonics that is used on /v/. this board has become zoom-normalnigger infested.
>>717153493The elephant in the room is everyone feels like this, many are just able to cope better in some way than others
>CurrentYear - X was X years ago
How do you guys cope with this? I cry erry tiem.
>>717159719it was nothing more than wealth transfer. Note how even the left and the right wing NPCs were brainwashed with the same psyops:
>long covid will ruin your life if you don't get vaxxed, hate the other people>clots will ruin your life if you get vaxxed, hate the other peopleYears of this stupid shit because normalfags are so fucking retarded they even kill and rape each other en masse if their boomer masters demand so (see wars).
Zoomers are now nostalgic for the 2010s, the decade where media went to shit due to wokeness (Star Wars sequels, Ghostbusters 2016) and culminated in Gamergate, BLM, trannies.
>>717160143I genuinely also cry everytime I think about the progress of time.
>>717160186more people seemed more self aware of how shitty things were back back then though, now everyone just accepts it.
>>717160143Covid was 5 years ago... Lock me back up bros
>>717150004 (OP)Funny, I used to think this place was borderline unusable and had been completely ruined by retards more interested in games they hate than games they like. Now I'd do anything to have the board be how it was back then. Hell, what was I even doing here in 2012? Hiding in the Rune Factory 4 and Etrian Odyssey threads, I think? Getting shit on for posting Forte in her bathing suit because posting you're are waifu when she's undressed is a shit thing to do? Man, just take me back.
still waiting on those good times
>>717160259I had this realization the other night while dreaming and it roused me so badly I jumped up like it was a nightmare. I genuinely have no idea how 30+ year olds cope with this when it's already hitting me this hard at 25.
>>717160461I just look forward to seasonal anime and the occasional good video game now and just don't think about anything else, literally just shut off my brain, its the only thing keeping me going.
>>717160004i very much did have a wednesday this week
they didnt extend my work contract on it
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>what teens now consider old classics are games you think of as still modern
>>717160186>humans are hardwired to be nostalgic for their childhoods no matter how dogshitYes we know that nigger and no it's not a generational thing.
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>>717150364>"'Why don't you stay in Mexico?' George? What's wrong with you?"
>>717160461that's nothing wait till you're 30-40 and your health begins to fail very slowly and then you realize you're stuck in your body for decades, it's basically like being a tranny and wishing you were something that you're not
>>717160810>tfw 30+ year old virgin>someone on /x/ taught me magic, calls it "the shine">you imagine in your mind's eye the location in your body zooming in on it microscopically in silver color and make it sparkle>do it in conjunction with semen retention>tfw I fixed an issue I had with my hips and foot for years>secretly transferred energy to help my brother with his chemo>secretly used it on many people and see them improve>use it on my plants to make them grow freakishly fast>wtf have I become?
>>717156398Same I just forget I have it until someone eventually brings it up or it randomly flairs up and becomes louder for about a minute.
Still remember the day I got it though, scariest shit of my life thus far. Randomly waking up at 6am to a sharp pain in my ear, unsure of what the hell it is then going to bed panicking thinking it'd go away if I slept and waking up perfectly fine only to notice a ringing several minutes that just never went away.
>>717160746Hearing fuckers wax nostalgic about Undertale, Pokemon SuMo, Overwatch...hell
>>717160810I'm feeling that right now. The worst part is that it's my own fault and if I had known then what I know now I could've prevented it and been in the best shape of my life right now instead of a dilapidated husk of a human being. I'm working on it but progress is maddeningly slow and one wrong move and I'm set back months.
>>717150206>Xbox 360 is 20 years old.No that's not possible. The 360 was just last gen like the PS3.
>>717156375you are so heckin valid enbie
go groom those kids girl
>>717160996I'll add this to my spell book. I can kinda see this /x/ magic working on stuff like muscle pain. Stress makes you tense up and fucks up your muscular system.
>>717161085bloodborne is 10 years old
When I look back at my teens and early 20s, wasting all day playing video games with friends and relatives and drinking beer, I just wish I could go back, and do it again.
Those were the best years of my life.
Fucking christ.. and my hair is already turning white and i'm stil trying to find a gf
Half-life was 27 years ago
Doom was 32 years ago
>>717150507Even if it hurts... you must keep moving.
You must keep moving... even if it hurts.
...Even if it hurts.
>>717150004 (OP)Rick and Morty is almost 15 years old.
>>717150507Nothing waits, man.
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>>717150004 (OP)I was so hopeful about being better back then, and now 12 years later, I'm even worse off.
>>717161463i peaked at 8 years old lmao
>>717161045>>717160810my dad is rapidly declining in health and all I can do is laugh at him after he made literally every wrong decision in his life he ever could and refused to take care of himself
now he can't shut up and stop going OH WOE IS ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME nigger you smoked cigarettes and did drugs for 50 fucking years and ignored all the advice of your doctor what did you expect would happen
die in pain retard
>>717160623why are there so many italians on /v/
>waaaaaah why couldn't I be a baby forever waaaaaah
None of your complaints are unique.
>>717161848>complaints are only valid if they are unique
>>717161848>contrarianism on /v/Yours is the least unique post in this thread.
>>717161787you don't know what it's like, pushing through angst or defiance.
when you live like that, you're not exactly thinking longterm, why? because you're already depressed, 'getting by'..
i'm no telling you that your dad's right, just that shit happens when you expect or hope to die within 5 years
>>717162025he's had a family for 20+ years
he's had every chance to not be a dumbfuck and ruin everything around him as much as he ruined his health
I have no sympathy for the willfully retarded and spiteful
>>717161839because i'm Super Mario if he real and post of /v/
>>717162225You're not going to ask me how I figured out you're Italian? I have this weird talent that I have developed over the years, I can spot you guys on /v/ even from the shortest posts. I thought it was impressive though you don't seem surprised
I still remember you fuckers advertising that 'put your picture' on mousepads and clocks website.
>>717155834I heard artillery is horrible and the shockwaves causes lesions in the brain and some people develop major PTSD and end up killing themselves because of it.
>>717150004 (OP)We're closer to 2050 than 2000 btw
>>717150004 (OP)The world certainly did die in a way since then
>>717160797just imagine if he hadn't skipped cardio day
he might still be here shitposting with us
>>717162572it's the drugs that did him in
>>717162609yeah but look how long ozzy fucking made it you can power through a life of drugs with a strong heart
>>717150935I feel you. I'm stuck with the 90s mentality.
>>717162646big true but he didnt believe in cardio at all
>>717153815Anonymity, and bitterness because they aren't Chad
ah yes 2012
>in a relationship I didn't want to be in
>unemployed for 70% of that year
>not in school or training despite being 19
>zero self esteem thanks to abusive ex
I'm glad 2012 was 13 years ago because I was a child for tolerating that. Break up with your BPD abusive partner today, it'll save you a buck and some hair later.
>>717162330I just thought you were memeing it up and played along
but if you did actually guess it then i am really impressed, born there but havent been there in close to 2 decades now. What gave it away?