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Anonymous No.717153341 [Report] >>717153441 >>717153737 >>717153839 >>717154242 >>717154607 >>717154718 >>717155020 >>717155097 >>717155116 >>717155143 >>717155993 >>717156065 >>717157570 >>717157827 >>717158093 >>717158247 >>717158251 >>717158419 >>717159007 >>717159053 >>717159072 >>717160242 >>717161523
What's the appeal of Marvel Rivals?
I still don't fucking get it.
Anonymous No.717153441 [Report] >>717153529
>>717153341 (OP)
capeshit is the only society™ approved escapism for menchildren
Anonymous No.717153512 [Report]
retards love hero shooters
marvel is popular
im the type of retard thats going to play tokon
Anonymous No.717153529 [Report] >>717153798
>>717153441
Videogames as a whole are seen as toys for manchildren. Always have been.
Anonymous No.717153737 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
Is there anything that isn't spyware at this point?
Anonymous No.717153798 [Report]
>>717153529
If video games are truly for manchildren, then why do women and troons keep flocking towards it?
Anonymous No.717153839 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
It's overwatch but dumbed down. Of course it would be a hit with the increasingly brown modern audience.
Anonymous No.717153961 [Report]
Anything gookish, chinkish, or otherwise flatface aligned I will never willingly play
Anonymous No.717154242 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
How does my hentai collection help THE CCP take over Taiwan?
Anonymous No.717154563 [Report]
My husband is in it.
Anonymous No.717154607 [Report] >>717154702 >>717155854
>>717153341 (OP)
>Chinese Spyware or Zuckerjew NSA Spyware
Why the false sense of superiority? East or west we both are fucked by state sponsored corporations who have no respect for privacy
Anonymous No.717154702 [Report] >>717154826
>>717154607
Why does anyone put this guy on a pedestal? He fucked off to Russia without even trying to stand his ground. If he wanted anyone to believe him, he should've returned and proven himself in court.
Anonymous No.717154718 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
worrying about Chinese spying in 2025 is like worrying you balls are filled with microplastics. It's too late, you lost.
Anonymous No.717154826 [Report] >>717155070
>>717154702
The NSA admitted he was right. The entire controversy is that he committed treason for whistleblowing. Thats the whole misdirection.
No one talked about what PRISM was doing and more about
>He betrayed da USA how could he!
So it gave a lot of credit to him cause many were not buying that Bush era bullshit anymore.
Anonymous No.717155020 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
>oh noes, China knows what porn I watch
>because you see they can put me in Gitmo, oh wait that's the US govt
>they cancel me, oh wait that's the US left
>they can make it public, oh wait that's the US left
...but accepting US spyware aka Steam
Anonymous No.717155070 [Report]
>>717154826
that piece of shit is CIA
once CIA always a traitor
Anonymous No.717155097 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
Hey look at that, people actually still like capeshit, it's just a matter of making the characters not look repulsive.
Anonymous No.717155116 [Report] >>717156312
>>717153341 (OP)
I don't see the appeal of many things. But I also don't piss and moan and shit myself in rage over them. I just enjoy the things I like.
Anonymous No.717155143 [Report] >>717155182
>>717153341 (OP)
I'd sooner let the Chinese see all my hentai before I play a game about a black Homo fighting for his gay rights

Or be cool and don't play either
Anonymous No.717155182 [Report] >>717155276 >>717155953
>>717155143
What game are you describing?
Anonymous No.717155276 [Report] >>717155321
>>717155182
Anything and everything not made by Japan.
Anonymous No.717155321 [Report] >>717155582
>>717155276
Somehow I knew you'd give a non-answer.
Anonymous No.717155582 [Report] >>717155615
>>717155321
You want answers? Go back.
Anonymous No.717155615 [Report]
>>717155582
>You want answers?
No, I just thought it'd be funny to see you dance around actually naming anything.
THE JUDGE No.717155854 [Report] >>717155939
>>717154607
>blow the whistle on government spying
>spying people assumed was happening anyway
>spying on a level no one could help even if they knew for sure it was happening
>ruin own life and flee to Russia
Kek. Why'd he do it?
Anonymous No.717155893 [Report]
Oh what I'd do just to get a quick sniff of Squirrel Girl's farts.
Anonymous No.717155939 [Report]
>>717155854
gigachad behavior
Anonymous No.717155953 [Report] >>717156009 >>717161712
>>717155182
The first answer wasn't me btw.

> the last of us 2: interracial lesbian couple fighting insensitive rednecks and their evil sandwiches, then you get to play as a buff manly "woman" and even get to watch her stinky unwashed ass get fucked after she kills the cool MC from the first game because fuck father figures

> saints row: be the leader of a group of blackies and mulatto communists who really fucking love their nacho nights. Have a speech about evil middle men and how you dedestribute wealth while robbing everyone. The final villain wants to be the very best FRIEND to your friend group, like no one ever was, so he has to get rid of you.

> assassin's creed shadows: play as a black faggot/bisexual in Japan, bang a historical figures sister, or your gay, non-binary samurai friend. Very honorable

> play dragon age: where you get to be a therapist to a bunch of black and brown homos. Help tash tell her mom that she is non-binary and then get pegged by her. Help her fight for her right to be a lgbtqi2+ in this medieval fantasy. Don't worry, her intolerant mom will suddenly be super supportive before she gets beheaded so the sind of intolerance gets transfered to some manly warrior that you get to kill yourself. Definitely not someone's projection of their own coming out story. Or even their fantasy, since even if they get all the familial support their want, they still want to feel like victims

Want me to go on?
Anonymous No.717155993 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
It's free.
Anonymous No.717156009 [Report] >>717156779
>>717155953
Not him but I do, go on.
Anonymous No.717156025 [Report]
You've been spied on through simply being online for ages now. You're on a fucking honeypot right now. Not only that, but one of their favorite boards, even.
Anonymous No.717156065 [Report] >>717156124 >>717156125 >>717156170 >>717156235 >>717159126
>>717153341 (OP)
How did consoomerism end up merging with communist party ruled tyranny? truly a dilemma of our times. Or it's that capitalists don't know when it's bad to build up a system that will inevitably eat them for lunch? even Mao Tse Tung built up the strategy that is currently unfolding in modern times. In regards to how China accepted 'capitalism'. Mao always talked about the revolution in the sense that you help the capitalists make money and ANYTHING else is too idealistic about the revolution. You do it with the landlords, the opium growers, drug dealers etc. You give help them make money then they give you political power. And of course after you make them rich and they give you political power then you're gonna shoot them all. Mao Tse Tung said 'political power flows out of the barrel of a gun'. Bankers, capitalists think political power is money, but then mao says you have all the money, we'll make you rich and we'll have all the guns, stick em up, now we have all the money and all the guns.
Anonymous No.717156101 [Report] >>717156168
Whats the alternative? Concord?
Anonymous No.717156124 [Report]
>>717156065
tl;dr but I agree.
Anonymous No.717156125 [Report] >>717156327 >>717156360
>>717156065
nobody fucking cares chink. Well, I guess Marvel Rivals fans care. Because they're a bunch of china slaves.

Fuck Marvel Rivals.
Anonymous No.717156168 [Report] >>717156286 >>717157960 >>717157968 >>717159009 >>717159051
>>717156101
You can literally just play TF2. A white man's game. Marvel Rivals is for browns and chinks.
Only mentally retarded whites and trannies play Marvel Rivals.
Anonymous No.717156170 [Report]
>>717156065
Because modern China is a monarchy pretending to be modern government.
Anonymous No.717156227 [Report]
OP is a seething jeet working at Blizzard
THE JUDGE No.717156235 [Report]
>>717156065
You really want to know? Why just create a useless eater class that works menial wage jobs to keep the system going for the larger players when you could design the system around the useless eater class to ensure there's never anything but useless eaters.
Anonymous No.717156286 [Report]
>>717156168
>A white man's game.
Anonymous No.717156312 [Report]
>>717155116
only good post itt
Anonymous No.717156327 [Report]
>>717156125
>nobody fucking cares chink.
Why am i a chink for saying that i said? i wasn't praising the CCP.
Anonymous No.717156360 [Report] >>717158391
>>717156125
This, you play a game from a country you're that country's slave. This site is filled with Japan slaves, America slaves, China slaves, and Europe slaves. All of you, mindless slop-eating slaves to children's toys made by countries.
Anonymous No.717156435 [Report] >>717156738
chinese spyware
amerigolem spyware
What is the difference? At least the chinese one has good waifus and no niggers and fags
Anonymous No.717156738 [Report]
>>717156435
>black panther
>blade
>storm
>oeter parker
>johnny storm
>lin lei
>steve
>bucky
Anonymous No.717156779 [Report] >>717157441
>>717156009
> world of warcraft: the new MC is a one-eyed one-armed black woman, the most powerful mage in a world of healing magic and literal gnomes that can replace their limbs by robotics, etc. Is a retard that sits in a magic wheelchair. One that can fly, BUT STILL HAS WHEELS. Also all the recent quests are extremely homosexual.

> play relooted: where you play group of extremely fruity and zesty Africans (usually how a white woman would design them) and steal African artifacts from museums to "get them back". Ignoring the fact that without western museums, these artifacts would be destroyed since niggos are not capable of preservation. I could go on but that's the general gist of this game.

> play (well you can't anymore after 1 week kek) Concord: where you get to play the fattest man alive, a buff woman, a bunch of non-binaries, etc. . Where they had like 8-10 years of development, put somewhere between 200-500 million dollars in and also were right on time when that blizzard hero shooter fell off (forgot the name though)

> dustborn, where you can play a big manly boss girl black woman that can use skills such as "cancel" "bully" and "trigger" on evil white supremacist racists and punish them for their hate crimes

Honestly, anything sponsored by black rock or given "counseling" by sweet baby Inc is probably at least somewhat on this list. I could go on, but I think you get the gist
Anonymous No.717157441 [Report] >>717157728 >>717158943
>>717156779
And yet you will do nothing about any of this except sit here on /v/ and cry about it like the impotent child you are.
Anonymous No.717157570 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
Casual slop for the American millennial woman.
Of course /v/ slurps it up because this place has the faggiest taste in games ever.
Anonymous No.717157728 [Report]
>>717157441
That, but also I'll watch it flop and laugh when half the studio is "restructured" away.
Anonymous No.717157827 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
I just really liked overwatch before it forced role queue and started balancing shit around streamers and pro-fags.
The chinks made a game that has so far avoided those things, so I'm very happy.
Anonymous No.717157960 [Report]
>>717156168
>A white man's game
Be sure not to call them "man" or they'll call you a transphobe
Anonymous No.717157968 [Report]
>>717156168
>play my crusty old game from 20 years ago!
>nostalgiafagging
Source games haven't aged well.
Anonymous No.717158093 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
Zoomers love the CCP
Anonymous No.717158247 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
American spyware is a-ok but when china is involved with something then suddenly you'll hear all those same people start crying about privacy and how they don't like being spied on.
Anonymous No.717158251 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
don't worry they are still accepting donations
Anonymous No.717158391 [Report]
>>717156360
That's right, when you consume a product made in a country you become that country's slave. Eat a banana? You're now Ecuador's slave.
Anonymous No.717158419 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
Appeal's obvious if you aren't retarded.
Anonymous No.717158943 [Report] >>717158974
>>717157441
>he says while posting in a thread crying about china while proclaiming to never ever ever view communism as a bad thjng
Anonymous No.717158962 [Report] >>717159016
Child-bearing hips on all of the characters (Venom included).
Anonymous No.717158974 [Report] >>717159009 >>717159017 >>717159051
>>717158943
seethe more, chang. everyone hates china. nobody will ever respect china. No matter how many chinkslop games you pump out. You cannot win. Only the white man will win in the end.
Anonymous No.717159007 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
HEIL HITLER
Anonymous No.717159009 [Report] >>717159090
>>717156168
>>717158974
what a weird LARP
Anonymous No.717159016 [Report]
>>717158962
stupid chink spyware lover. rope yourself. hang yourself from a lamp post.
Anonymous No.717159017 [Report]
>>717158974
>someone who calls me out for being a commie is a commie
Go beg pajeets to die for your causes.
Anonymous No.717159051 [Report]
>>717158974
>>717156168
You will never be white, Sanchez
Anonymous No.717159053 [Report] >>717159131
>>717153341 (OP)
The devs know the source material, respect it, and are unapolegitcally okay with any kind of fan service.
Anonymous No.717159072 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
It is free. It is fun. The devs respect the source material and I like cape comics.
Anonymous No.717159090 [Report]
>>717159009
what's the matter zhang? no can save face for Grorrious chyna? Hm? Just kill yourself already. Your life has zero value,
Anonymous No.717159126 [Report]
>>717156065
Because capitalism in practice is profiting from wars while using women conscription as a front. It's only done in non-anglosphere nations.
Anonymous No.717159131 [Report] >>717159201
>>717159053
>chinaman copy comic
>WOWWWWWWW OMG THEY KNOW THE SOURCE MATERIAL
Jesus christ, v is so fucking easy to impress. You're like toddlers drooling at jingling keys.
Anonymous No.717159135 [Report] >>717159209
>puts a character in a sequel to one of the most successful and popular solo superhero movies ever
"wtf who is Namor?"
>puts a character in a fun game
"WTF I LOVE NAMOR!"

Feige needs to rope himself if he doesn't capitalize on the free publicity that this game is giving him.
Anonymous No.717159201 [Report] >>717159226 >>717159228
>>717159131
Each character has a detailed lore page, and comics that they've adopted from comics. Interactions pre-game between characters are in-character.
>v
>not /v/
Hello tourist.
Anonymous No.717159209 [Report] >>717159310
>>717159135
He should be mindbroken at this point.
Anonymous No.717159226 [Report] >>717159305
>>717159201
yeah yeah any chink can read Wikipedia. This isn't some novel feat you retarded insectoid.
Anonymous No.717159228 [Report]
>>717159201
*outfits they've adopted
Anonymous No.717159305 [Report]
>>717159226
>this makes people shit and piss and seethe
Anonymous No.717159310 [Report]
>>717159209
Holy shit
Anonymous No.717159992 [Report]
I just like being spied on. Makes me feel wanted.
Anonymous No.717160024 [Report] >>717160085
why do amerimutts of all creatures complain about spyware?
did they miss their entire existence or something?
Anonymous No.717160085 [Report] >>717160416
>>717160024
CHING CHONG PING PONG LING LONG *Pulls back eyelids and squints*
*sticks two front teeth out*

A PING CHING CHING PONG LONG HONG KONG
Anonymous No.717160157 [Report]
npcs love marvel
Anonymous No.717160242 [Report] >>717160296
>>717153341 (OP)
That would be Chinese spyware fully licensed and endorsed by Marvel/Disney.
Anonymous No.717160296 [Report] >>717161072
>>717160242
Well yeah Disney doesn't care about the security of the American people. It only cares about picrel
Anonymous No.717160416 [Report]
>>717160085
shame south park is woke now, you would have been a great writer for them back in the early 2000's
Anonymous No.717160842 [Report]
AAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME CHYNA WILL NOW KNOW THAT I LIKE HOT GIRLS
Anonymous No.717161072 [Report]
>>717160296
>the same company that has been given tax breaks, subsidies, etc
Anything but blaming communism huh
Anonymous No.717161523 [Report]
>>717153341 (OP)
its not the appeal of marvel rivals but the lack of appeal of western games.
same reason marvel ultimate alliance 3 sold better than the avenger games
Anonymous No.717161554 [Report] >>717161831
>Generic hero shooter, Sony nu character design edition
:/
>Generic hero shooter, Marvel capeshit tranime edition
:O
Anonymous No.717161712 [Report]
>>717155953
None of those involve you fighting for gay rights.
Anonymous No.717161831 [Report]
>>717161554
>tranime
I know 4chan has rotted your brain and all. But Rivals is one of the straightest multiplayer games made in the last decade. It has neither trannies nor anime.