Thread 717156997

Let's close out Saturday night with a video game greentext thread. ONLY high-quality, absolutely no wojak/frog/gigachad picrels or stupid offsite shit.

I really hate the whole zoom in on the punchline shit

I wonder who has the "going into games" machine currently

>>717157116
>>717157186
>>717157224
These aren't funny

>>717156997 (OP)
i still use "going into games machine" as my daily non sequitir punchline a decade later. shit has infested my brain along with electrical infetterence and activated almonds

>dilating trannoid immediately ruins the thread with xer trannery
Yep it's over.

>>717156997 (OP)
Someone post the full "post dem" catalogue screencap, I've lost it

I don't want to post them because people will just repost them on Twitter for profit.

>>717157116
Reminds me of something that happened recently with me and my friend in VRchat.
I recently got into VR, so he wanted me to meet some friends he hangs out with.
I chose a Kanna avatar, which he thought was weird and funny. We got into the room, and I was just watching them talk for a while as I'm messing around in the UI. One of them goes "oh, X, who's this?" and he just goes "Oh, this is Anon, my little sister"
And I just casually said in the deepest voice I could manage "Mate, I'm six years older than you."

>>717156997 (OP)
Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYAMAQsXxe4

>>717157229
I found out weed tea has a similar effect, but I fear I'm too old and out-of-the-spectrum for me to be effective.
Autism irl is to regular thinking what necromancy is to magic in fantasy, let me tell ya.

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gr8 b8 m8, now kys

>>717156997 (OP)
Realistically, what are the odds of finding a "going into games" machine in the wild?

>>717157256
Activated almonds has to be one of the funniest memes ever.

ITT jeets, macacos, and troons looking for more screencaps they can repost on their Xitter accounts for engagement bux

>>717157490
>Realistically, what are the odds of finding a "going into games" machine in the wild?
Probably the exact same odds there are to discover some kind of specific ultra-rare secret biome in an open-world crafting game.

>>717157543
How does reposting 4chan posts results in money?

>>717156997 (OP)
you are all like little babies
read this

>>717157316
>I first contemplated transition in 2000
no he fuckin hasn't lol the tranny trend is a very recent thing. Before that, transgenders were extremely rare and rightfully laughed out of town. At best they were just crossdressers.

>>717157490
Post Malone bought the only known machine 2 years ago. Bastard doesn't even use it.

One thing I hate these days is that you don't know if an autistic/strokepost is being done on purpose or it is actual blissful ignorance.
>>717157583
Tilefucker is great. /r/equesting the guy who preordered some weeb vita game that came with a bib and he wore it to eat his curry. That one consistently sends my sides into orbit.

>>717157397
Where do i get a friend like this...

>>717157658
Anywhere with autists. All the autismos are being converted into transgenders so they can't pass on their genes.

Jesus Christ, /v/ is obsessed with trannies

>>717157583
This makes me stomach cramp laugh every time I read it.

Anyone got the guy who released a pigeon in gamestop

>>717157251
No, but both anime and videogames are know causes of troonism.

>>717157685
/here/ is full of autismo so where are they?

>>717157563
I wonder if that first anon killed himself now that nu-DK is popular.

Why is OP spamming his tranny greentexts? Weird thread.

one of the worst threads we've had in a while
do these sidebrain retards understand how weird they look to everyone else?

>>717157687
vpol isn't a meme

>>717157656
Bere you go
Sorcery Saga is a pretty fun game TeeBeeHeigh

I don't know, or care whether its a tranny spamming, or a troll spamming to get people to hate trannies, I'm just so exhausted with trannies.
Every gaming community, and loser community in general has become filled with them, and I constantly just have to quietly excuse myself because I just don't want to be around it.

>>717157656
my fucking sides, I forgot his face

>>717157251
Troons think their crippling mental illness stories are le quirky anecdotes about cracking eggs or something awful hiding their obvious sexual abuse.

>>717157878
It's just what happens when women become basically unobtainable and extremely high risk for the average man, they eventually go mad.

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>>717157883
>10 years ago
Makes you think if this glorious fucker is still here, an hero'd or found some other fate.

>>717157583
forced reddit shit

>>717157896
wait, does he mean the Loli is 4 foot, or . . .

Wrong board but fuck it, vidya enough.

>>717157592
Yeah, a terribly written fiction that troons write to lure and groom children into thier troonery.

>>717157095
>"straight couples" has the least ampount of replies

>>717157656
thoughts on this one?

Posting this one because it's one of my favourites

>>717157251
They're funny when you imagine a fat balding man with greasy skin typing them and carefully choosing cute girl in his 6gb anime pics folder.

>>717158096
Straight men don't use the internet that much.

>>717156997 (OP)
This never fails to get me giggling

>>717156997 (OP)
What about the Lara Croft creepypasta?

>>717158158
I can take or leave schizoposts like this. The ones that get me are the ones that almost make sense but then veer off into nonsense, this is rambling from the start.

>>717158175
Fucking hell I keep forgetting about this one. Always sneaks up on me when I least expect it, like scrolling through my folder and finding pic related occasionally.

>cellphone self faggotry just to be able to repost it on twitter

dogshit thread

>>717157229
It was stolen by John Facebook to reverse engineer the metaverse.
Mark Zuckerberg is a fake name to cover his tracks.

>>717158531
Nah, I can see that easily happening since the guy said "Normal life expectation is 31 years"

>>717158315
That sure is a lot of words I'm not reading
Pic unrelated to thread but relevant to anon

>>717157095
Third thread would've been bump limit if it was Zelda x Link kissing
Also the middle thread has schizo posters dumping walls of text off cooldown, thinking everyone else in the thread is 1 person

>>717157687
same guy posted all those but you aren't wrong

To think one singular picture has sent a local mod to become schizo for 2 years and counting.

>>717157389
I refuse to believe this is not deliberately bad for comedy.
The comedic timing on the sour note introduction during that droning second half is too on-point. The abrupt reprise near the end plays on the comedy of the unexpected as well. You also have the drunken retard vibe it puts off when it's actually making a "melody" of any kind. Very common outcome when a composer is purposely trying to be sloppy.

I am willing to bet money that whoever made this actually has a good understanding of compositional techniques and purposely did the opposite for comedy, which worked. GrogFM is a YouTube channel that exemplifies what I'm talking about. That guy clearly knows his shit but makes all kinds of deranged trash for fun.

Also everything is fake and gay now so I genuinely don't believe anything anymore.

>>717158814
Does this image changes color for anyone else when I open it?

Zoomers don't even know what they missed. It's your fault for being born late

>>717159156
Shame it has ruined one of my favourite threads, but fuck that's funny.

>>717157319
Best catalogue shot I could find

shame the internet has come to this, i will honestly miss you guise when IDs become a permanent requirement for every post

>>717159348
Same. It's amazing how much more creative (and fun) everything is when you can't tie a face or personality to a post.

>>717159479
hope you found your more discreet community and archived all your personal good shit

>>717159028
Same suspicions. There was also a dude who made a thread where he was saying how he loves to hang stuffed animals and act as executioner doing so. The whole story felt so artificial but /v/ was desperate for another tilefucker moment so they went with it.
Reminds of how /v/ was acting around DD2 before release because they desperately wanted another DMCV moment against haters, except DD2 development was never a secret and the IP is not big notable enough to have haters so /v/ had to get creative in their conquest against windmills.

>>717157413
Kek

>>717157583
Holy shit, old /v/ used to be so gay and reddit

>>717159861
bait.. you weren't there
only /v/ can stand up to /b/ back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8M

>>717156997 (OP)
>greentext thread
>OP doesn't have any greentext

That's all that I have saved for now. Archive your favorite shit. The internet is only headed for more regulation.

See you space cowboy.

>>717159642
>There was also a dude who made a thread where he was saying how he loves to hang stuffed animals and act as executioner doing so.

>>717160898
???