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Anonymous No.717157041 >>717157240 >>717157465 >>717157660 >>717157762 >>717157921 >>717158047 >>717158171 >>717158953 >>717159870 >>717160009 >>717160089 >>717160152 >>717160434 >>717161073
Painkiller remake
Here are your characters bro!
Yaaaas queen slay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTu3f6LfEgo
Anonymous No.717157098
Thanks bro
Anonymous No.717157182 >>717160471
same vibes
Anonymous No.717157240 >>717157602 >>717157660
>>717157041 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit?
This looks nothing like Painkiller
I never want to hear you faggots complain and whine about the nu-DOOM games ever again
Especially DOOM the Dark Ages which looks ironically more like a Painkiller game than whatever this gay ass coop shit is
Anonymous No.717157281 >>717157421
why
are
there
DEI
woman in this bullshit????????
Anonymous No.717157327
wokeslop, guaranteed flop
Anonymous No.717157402
Yup. Looks like Painkiller to me.
Anonymous No.717157421
>>717157281
Because it's an industry mandate now
You will put the ugly black woman and 'subtle' antiwhite propaganda in your game or we will pull our investment funding
Anonymous No.717157457
>Disgusting smug dyke in the promotional material

Shant
Anonymous No.717157465 >>717159039
>>717157041 (OP)
Still no reason to play anything else than Painkiller Black Edition
Anonymous No.717157602
>>717157240
They're all utter shit that is enabling this sort of cancer.
Anonymous No.717157629
Looks better than the nu-Doom released this year. Other than the blood, not sure why it's age-restricted. Didn't see any Mortal Kombat level fatalities. Just things exploding into blood for the most part from a distance.
Anonymous No.717157660
>>717157041 (OP)
>>717157240
Original Painkiller was too white-coded, it's problematic.
Anonymous No.717157762
>>717157041 (OP)
Dyke, Dude Nigger, Other
Anonymous No.717157850
chud game.
Anonymous No.717157921 >>717158079
>>717157041 (OP)
Bro what is it with Painkiller that whatever dev works on it just can't seem to stay true to it? First Witchfire turned into what it is and now this weird fucking co-op shit.
Anonymous No.717158016
Painkiller is about 80s b-movie action heroshooting demons in the face.
What the fuck is this Netflix shit?
Anonymous No.717158047
>>717157041 (OP)
if you showed me this render i would never in a million years guess it was for a painkiller game
Anonymous No.717158079
>>717157921
worked*
Anonymous No.717158153 >>717158262 >>717158517
What's the fucking point? It's not some huge IP that will generate sales, why dig it up to turn into woke slop?
Anonymous No.717158163
I love new videogames so much.
Anonymous No.717158171
>>717157041 (OP)
I like the big guy on the back
Anonymous No.717158262 >>717158545
>>717158153
Because the publisher already owns it and it might get some extra sales due to nostalgia.
Anonymous No.717158517
>>717158153
To desecrate every beloved IP. Even the small ones.
That's why I don't want NOLF to ever get out of the current IP hell where no one can figure out who owns the rights to it.
Anonymous No.717158545
>>717158262
Ah yes because 80s action hero dark fantasy boomers will definitely buy this blatant DEI slop because it makes them nostalgic about their 80s action hero dark fantasy slop.
Anonymous No.717158953
>>717157041 (OP)
There was a playtest and from what people said, especially boomshoot fans, it's not looking great at all
>Vermintide/L4D style coop shooter
>Emphasis on coop, because yeah you can play singleplayer, but you will be forced to have AI teammates with Marvel quips
>2 weapons limit
>The overall Borderlands-like aesthetics of the game
And dropped
Going back to DOOM 2016 and Eternal
Anonymous No.717159039
>>717157465
The shit gameplay might be a bummer for people who care about that
Anonymous No.717159321 >>717159395 >>717162018 >>717163131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9wILt5DscA
Anonymous No.717159395 >>717160515 >>717161843
>>717159321
Looks great
>It's not painkiller
Nigger that's the point, who would want that garbage?
Anonymous No.717159823 >>717159943
Would look great but
>co-op
>weapon limit
Seriously puts me off
Shame because the shooty shooty part seems pretty good, alongside the absurd weaponry and gore
Best one on Steam is still Black edition ye? Because I wanna go back and relive the experience a bit and I see there's like a dozen rereleased PK games
Anonymous No.717159870 >>717160575
>>717157041 (OP)
>suddenly bald woke women and niggers for no reason in the slightest
this gameplay has NOTHING to do with painkiller
this is painkiller in name only
what a travesty
Anonymous No.717159943
>>717159823
black edition is the original + expansion, and yes that's the best edition
the others are not done by original devs
one of them is a remaster of the original (and worse)
Anonymous No.717160009
>>717157041 (OP)
who the fuck are these fruity niggas?
Anonymous No.717160089
>>717157041 (OP)
wtf
Anonymous No.717160152
>>717157041 (OP)
Is this the wandering circus?
Anonymous No.717160346
I watched someone play this and it looked much, much worse than the trailer.
Anonymous No.717160434 >>717160575 >>717160812 >>717160942 >>717163668
>>717157041 (OP)
Never played the original.
I seem to remember hearing it is good. Is that true? Should I add it to the list of backlog games to finish? Pretty sure it's sitting in my librarby
Anonymous No.717160471
>>717157182
Uncanny.
Anonymous No.717160481 >>717160515 >>717163712
>trail 3 billion retarded zombies while jumping and sliding :(
>trail 3 billion retarded zombies while walking backwards in circles :)
Anonymous No.717160515
>>717159395
>>717160481
Not buying your garbage game, shill
Anonymous No.717160575 >>717161291
>>717159870
>this gameplay has NOTHING to do with painkiller
Thank God, it might actually be good
>>717160434
>I seem to remember hearing it is good. Is that true?
Lol no
Anonymous No.717160812
>>717160434
It's S + mouse 1 kino
Great to play if you want a lobotomy
https://youtube.com/shorts/9LAH0WNYNv0?si=Sm-PJCuLHuaKtDl4
Anonymous No.717160942
>>717160434
It's a solid game. I think it (and Serious Sam) got a lot of love because they were some of the last games in a FPS subgenre where you enter a room and millions of dudes ambush you. You know kinda like Doom. Early to mid 00s saw a big shift in FPS design and Painkiller was there to oppose it.
Anonymous No.717161073
>>717157041 (OP)
How can I bypass youtube age restriction?
Anonymous No.717161098 >>717161510 >>717161723
>babel media is already here to convince you that this one thing you loved was actually bad
Name 3 examples of when this tactic worked.
Anonymous No.717161291
>>717160575
back to >>>/reddit/ with you
Anonymous No.717161510
>>717161098
jeets don't care about efficiency, they just mindlessly do whatever to get paid. Then they go to street vendors for delicious cow dung pies
Anonymous No.717161723 >>717161851 >>717161928
>>717161098
I have been calling Painkiller shit for 2 decades
Mald
Anonymous No.717161843
>>717159395
If it's not Painkiller then there's no point calling it Painkiller. THAT'S the fucking point.
Anonymous No.717161851
>>717161723
avius Figtree
Anonymous No.717161928 >>717161956
>>717161723
>>2 decades
>>Mald
>zoomer lingo
>"2 decades"
You are 2 decades old, you broccoli faggot.
Anonymous No.717161956
>>717161928
>>>Mald
>>zoomer lingo
Newfaggot retard
Anonymous No.717162018 >>717162197
>>717159321
>obligatory 'one player carries/handles the objective and is defenseless while the others fight' sequence
Of all the fucking things to implement in what's supposed to be an adrenaline FPS title, it's that sorta dogshit? All three players should be packing in, guns a blazing, and instead it's a lackadaisical school trip through hell.
Anonymous No.717162197
>>717162018
it's designed by women and zoomers
Anonymous No.717162418
New Orcs Must Die lookin good
Anonymous No.717162668
The people that made Painkiller are working on Witchfire. This has nothing to do with Painkiller.
Anonymous No.717163131
>>717159321
>0:17
>shoots guy with a handgun
>huge blood splatter the size of the guy
>blood dissipates and the guy is just standing there awkwardly
Anonymous No.717163668
>>717160434
Painkiller Black (original game + first expansion) is the good one. Beautiful aesthetic throughout, from levels, to monsters, to music, to guns. Each level is a little atmospheric vignette with 3-6 fitting enemy types.
Anonymous No.717163712
>>717160481
PK is about effortless forward bunny hops, update your script
Anonymous No.717164852
Will it have an Orphanage level with skeletons of children on torture devices and their screams in ambient sounds? If not, not buy.