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How would it impact the last game you played if he was the villain

No idea who this grinning fucker is.

grinman lieks to grin

>>717162928 (OP)
judge mogs everyone, everywhere

>>717162928 (OP)
>Rimworld
villain? he'd fit right in

>>717162928 (OP)
>Darkest Dungeon
Would he work with Ancestor, or tricked by Ancestor into doing some dumbshit which made him even worse?

>Empire Total War
What is he going to do? We're already at war with the world.

Final Fantasy XIV
He would kill the gooners first

If you didn't know about Blood Meridian until Sloptubers covered it you're a retard peasant faggot

>Look Outside
Would probably be a good counterpart to Sam if you played as good neighbour

>>717164945
i was going to read it until Sloptubers covered it

>>717164819
Mccarthy is reddit: the author

>>717164945
I didn't know about it before, and I still don't know about it

>>717164176
He's just the impulses of a pathetic evil man, he holds no power over a good man

Blood Meridian is the most 4chan book ever but you tards call it Reddit

>>717164819
>>717166217
The book is actually really good, I want to cringe at le reddit and TikTok memes shilling it but then again I only read it because of Howard Bloom shilling it nonstop so who am I to judge

>dota 2
How would he even be a villain, by being too overpowered?

>>717166370
>main character gets erectile dysfunction when trying to fuck a nigger midget
4chan moment

Don't know this guy, except that Reddit likes him apparently. Could Donkey Kong just break his neck?

>>717166217
Yeah, that's why the word "nigger" is spoken in Blood Meridian about 70 times

>>717166610
Honestly Holden has literal gorilla strength (he kills a horse in a single hit) so they'd be evenly matched

>>717166610
He has literal super gorilla strength, dk is getting raped (he's a rapist)

>>717166370
blood meridian is shit and it's just "oh no the devil" with a bunch of gay verbose prose. no country for old men is a much better book, and anton is a better villain and devil allegory than the judge.

you redditors just think "satan portrayed as a hairless well-read ape" is cool. suck a dick faggot.

>>717162928 (OP)
>Total War Warhammer
He doesn't even register as a blip in a world where the Chaos gods are a thing. The instant he steps foot in an Empire city and tries anything he'd immediately gets shot by an overzealous Witch Hunter who thinks his speech and mannerisms are heretical.

>>717166610
The judge has maxxed out his Luck stat and is a towering mountain of rape

>homm 3
I guess he could've been an enemy campaign hero in the HotA factory faction

>>717166580
>>main character gets erectile dysfunction when trying to fuck a nigger midget
What a faggot, when you say midget do you mean like shortstack?

>>717166764
He's Drachenfels tier, more powerful than fagash and the chaos gods combined.

>>717166871
Are you actually retarded or is this meant to be some dumb form of trolling.

>>717166753
>satan portrayed as a hairless well-read ape
What exactly isn't cool about this? What's stopping me from reducing Anton to "satan portrayed as an autist with a Dora the Explorer haircut"?

>>717166821
Nigger dwarf prostitute

>>717163978
Then you're an illiterate ape zoomie

>>>717166810
towering mountain of rape
I see where grrm took inspiration

>>717166896
Just stating what's canon. Drachenfels shits on the chaos gods and Holden is a lot like him.

>>717166764
Isn't Sigmar a war god like Odin? Maybe he could get away with saying "war is god"

>>717162928 (OP)
>Splatoon 2 octo dlc

brb gonna grab some popcorn

>Space Invaders
what the hell how does this even work

>>717166753
>"oh no the devil" with a bunch of gay verbose prose
Sauron is the same thing (but much less interesting than the Judge) yet you fags never complain about him

>>717166987
Holden is just the main character being a murdering pedophile, in a world without explicit magic and heroes

>>717167051
He's gonna invade your space alright

Is there an actual Blood Meridian fanboy in this thread getting upset and feeling the need to defend the story's honor.

>>717166902
because anton isn't satan, he's an allegory for the devil working through racially ambiguous golems that don't value human life, which is a much more apt metaphor for the way the devil supposedly operates. it's more of a commentary on the decline of america, serial murder, and the consequences of warmongering than anything in blood meridian which was just "this epic reddit sir does a bunch of sadistic shit and everyone involved goes to hell in the end :^)"

>>717167062
the guy clearly has some form of supernatural luck

>>717167062
In terms of muh power scaling, I would compare Holden to Michael Myers. The extent of his power is obscured since it's ambiguous whether he's supernatural or not. He could just be a really weird, really strong guy, or he could be an immortal demon

>>717167062
Knowledge is magic and the judge knows all, in warhammer he'd be slinging spells instead of iron.

>>717163978
He's the villain of one of the most poorly written books ever made.
It's genuinely insufferable to read. It's a like a toddler with brain damage composed it.

Would make a good game though.

>>717167174
t. readlet

>>717166376
No. It's written like shit and has almost no punctuation where it needs it.

You need to be dyslexic to like this piece of shit. Actually unable to perceive bad sentence structure and storytelling.

>>717166753
Blood Meridian, No Country for Old Men, and The Road, all compliment each other and should be read in that order.

>>717167208
That would blood meridian fags. They have no taste and this is their first adult book so they overlook the absolutely dogshit writing style.

>>717167241
t. dyslexic

>>717167108
The fact that you have such an insightful reading on NCFOM while having such a juvenile reading on Blood Meridian can only tell me that you're deliberately misinterpreting it. Blood Meridian is a commentary on the cycle of imperialism and colonialism. The Indian Wars end at the end of Blood Meridian right as the pioneers strike oil for the first time, ushering in a new era of genocide in the name of expansionism and progress

>>717167265
agreed on this but blood meridian is by far the weakest.

>>717167318
You being shit at reading doesn't mean the style is bad.

>>717166764
He'd understand the situation and adapt.

>>717162928 (OP)
He'd be killed in 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds considering even Master Roshi could destroy planetary bodies.
Nigga less threatening than the Pilaf gang.

>>717167342
frankly i just like the way no country was written and the slightly more conservative leaning message it has. it's written in a much more straightforward way and the message is likewise more clear and less muddled by the politics of the time it was written. the consequences of rejecting colonialism hadn't fully set in yet and it dates the book.

>>717162928 (OP)
He's literally just some average dude who would lose to any remotely trained combat fighter.

>>717167545
I could easily tell you that the message of No Country is "no, actually, Bell is wrong; the world has always been fucked. The good ol days never existed". You're just arbitrarily reading whatever you want into it

>>717167573
Yeah, some average dude could kill a horse in one punch and carry a 1200 pound howitzer cannon with one arm. And also not age a single day in 40 years

>>717163978
It’s Uncle Fester wearing a hat.

>>717167686
>This anon can't kill a horse with one punch
dyel?

>>717162928 (OP)
Kirby would fuck this faggot up.

>>717167765
>Kirby inhales the Judge and becomes Kirby-Judge

>>717167174
Charlie “Cormac” McCarthy has never written anything worth reading.

>War is le bad
Wow what a deep and powerful message. Bravo Cormac

>New Vegas
from what little i know of this guy it could be really interesting, but i don't know his full story.

>>717168170
Isn't there a Fallout mod where the Judge is literally a character in it?

>Rimworld
The shaman of our tribe of metahuman cannibals just learned how to psychically cut someone's brain from a great distance, bypassing any and all defences, even space age power armor.
Right now, the record for surviving the most cuts belongs to a very tough metahuman(of furfag variety) from one of the rival tribes. He went down after five cuts. Then we butchered him for organs, meat and leather.
I wonder if he can break it.

>>717162928 (OP)
Well? You gonna let him in?

>>717162928 (OP)
Why is /lit/ obsessed with this book?

>>717168265
Holden is coming in whether you want him to or not.

>>717168080
>he didn't get it

>>717168265
When is the full game comming out?
Also your personal theory?

Erm, you see...this le book...canNOT be adapted into a le movie!

>>717168292
They have terminally shit taste.

>>717162928 (OP)
Ive seen fucking doujin characters do worse than this guy. Im sick of this meme.

>>717164781
I think he'd be a cool raid boss and he'd be really hot in phase 2 and the warrior of light has a really cool look as they take out the JO crystal to get 7 more dudes in the judge gangbang

>>717167545
My reading of it was that the men who build civilization come to be viewed as monsters by the civilized, there wasn't necessarily any moral judgement made against the gang on McCarthy's part.

>>717167819
you've never made a post worth reading

>>717162928 (OP)
even with pin point accuracy with the cold commando max is toast, raped even.

>>717162928 (OP)
Every time i see this picture i always see him with Mickey Mouse ears at first.

>>717172441
I always imagined his voice to be that of mickey mouse

>>717172129
Go to bed, Charlie.

no villains in osu

Reminder that people thought this book was shit until a kike said it was good.

>>717162928 (OP)
II haven't finished it yet but Higgs is basically LARPing as the judge, but he's not very good at it. So it would be the same but harder.

>>717166553
was about to ask why every major board suddenly got a Judge Holdem thread
holy fuck, just kill this site

>>717172886
>that 28 year old boomer that hasn't read blood meridian

last game i playes was palworld.
i captured a human female (Zoe) and foced over a hundred dead also captured/enslaved humans into her. I then repeatedly forced her into dangerous situarions against her will and locked her in a display case when i wasnt forcing her into combat or labor.
I made her make the spheres i used to capture more slaves.
I also routinely did the same to the other 'pals'. Many times i fed them food made from members of their same species so they likely all had early mad cow disease.
pretty sure I was the villian already

>>717168292
it's wacky, both narratively and in its prose
DFW (patron saint of /lit/) was fond of it
and more recently/relevantly a reasonably popular youtuber made a long video essay about it, attracting tons of gamers and their ilk to /lit/ to talk about mccarthy

>You like popular things? That's reddit
>You like obscure things? That's reddit

>>717162928 (OP)
>Red Dead
He'd fit in at least. Can see him being a sidemission character that has different reactions to you depending on your honour level, being much more favorable to low honour characters. If high honour he'd send you on missions that trick you into tanking your honour for shits and giggles.

>>717174228
There's some weird west stuff in rdr and I'm surprised that the judge doesn't get a nod at least.

>>717168170
A Judge playthrough in New Vegas sounds like it would be fun actually. What would his build be? What perks?

>uma musume
who is the villain of the game even?

>>717162928 (OP)
>fortnite
i doubt they would add him to such a ”kid friendly” game

>>717162928 (OP)
>Fallout 4
Would be good but NV would fit much much better

>>717175834
>What would his build be?
high charisma, high intelligence and high strength
melee, speech and guns
terrifying presence

this is what comes to mind, havent played fnv in a while

>>717162928 (OP)
>DMC5
him and Dante dance-fighting would be kino

>>717175931
Your horsegirls are gonna get punched to death

>>717174135
>t. reddit

>>717162928 (OP)
>limbus company
Given the game is already based upon classic literature he actually fits in perfectly. I haven't read blood meridian myself however; all I know is that he is an albino mean bean fucking machine who probably makes it to grade 3 or 4 fixer if not even higher.

>>717174135
Its just bots man.

>Witchfire
Would fit in pretty well, maybe as a you could make deals with him, but he might fuck you over and/or shoot you in the back if you're not careful style random occurance mid mission?

>Hunt Showdown
He's literally in the game

>>717166370
4chan and reddit are pretty much the same thing these days.

>>717167059
Technically, that would be Melkor since he was the first Ainur to rebel. Sauron was just the lackey that lasted longer than his master.

>>717162928 (OP)
He wouldn’t even be the top 10 most evil beings in Bloodborne desu

>>717162928 (OP)
This guy is the chuck norris mary sue of books.

mccarthy is a dogshit author and i think most people dont actually read his drivel and just look up plot synopses

>>717175834
>Side with the Powder gangers against goodsprings
>Picks Manny for Boone to shoot, tell Boone he picked him at random
>Brains House
>Shoots Kimball
>Let Ceiser die and let Lanius take over
>Blows up the fort
>Nukes both NCR and Legion in Lonesome Road
>Kill Ulysses because there's only room for one

James Joyce mogs McCarthy

>Hack away you mean red nigger
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>Bananza
Poor Pauline

>>717182331
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would raise my axe and split his head to his thrapple. And that's what no one did.