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Anonymous No.717163267 >>717163371 >>717163849 >>717163873 >>717164545 >>717164693 >>717167010 >>717167930 >>717167987 >>717168083 >>717181927 >>717183473
I always called it wood mine.
Anonymous No.717163371
>>717163267 (OP)
>h3
I called it cuck's delight
Anonymous No.717163849 >>717164139 >>717164376
>>717163267 (OP)
i tried to like hmm3 but i just couldnt enjoy it. the initial exploration, building up, and early battles vs random stacks on the map was fun, but then it'd be boring afterwards.
Anonymous No.717163873
>>717163267 (OP)
I'm probably retarded but in the beginning I thought the sawing sound was a bunch of guys panting
Anonymous No.717163958 >>717163975 >>717164210 >>717165614 >>717170154 >>717170215
Is there a single redeeming quality about Inferno?
Anonymous No.717163975 >>717183779
>>717163958
Cerberi and Magogs are neat.
Anonymous No.717164069 >>717165739
i love these lil niggas like you wouldnt believe
Anonymous No.717164139 >>717164287 >>717166508 >>717166590 >>717179424 >>717187795
>>717163849
I somehow still like hmm2 more than hmm3. I'm deep into RTS games and hmm3 just feels like a very predictable and repetitive accidental RTS of middling quality. hmm2 actually makes me feel like I'm playing a game about war campaigns filled heroes and magic. Sinking away 12 hours on a single grueling, dense crafted map in hmm2 is just more fun than the repetition of another generated jebus cross
Anonymous No.717164210
>>717163958
last time I played HotA+ a few years ago I thought Inferno was actually really solid
Anonymous No.717164287 >>717164421
>>717164139
>RTS
Anonymous No.717164376
>>717163849
Play custom maps instead of randomly generated
Anonymous No.717164421 >>717164534 >>717164827 >>717166757
>>717164287
yes hmm3 in the modern day unironically apes being a sweatlord RTS while not literally being an RTS. please upgrade your level of discourse beyond
>greentext
Anonymous No.717164534 >>717164631 >>717164748 >>717164751
>>717164421
Do you not know what RTS is an abbreviation for?
Anonymous No.717164545
>>717163267 (OP)
Haha!
"Wood"
Very horny!
Anonymous No.717164631 >>717164751
>>717164534
Really Tactical Strategy, duh
Anonymous No.717164693
>>717163267 (OP)
plank shack
Anonymous No.717164748 >>717164821 >>717164880 >>717165203 >>717165351 >>717165462 >>717165937 >>717166590 >>717175013
>>717164534
i'm not interested in participating in your online autism genre-definition shitfit. modern hmm3 is played with hotkeys and turn-based time limits. the game's soul has been destroyed.
Anonymous No.717164751
>>717164631
>>717164534
Real Time Strategy
Also I hate RTS but if you like them that's fine because they just aren't made for me personally.
Anonymous No.717164821
>>717164748
Fucking retard
Anonymous No.717164827 >>717165112
>>717164421
Is modern HoMM3 online played with a strict chess clock or something? Asking seriously because I don't know, and that's the only way I can think of how a turn based game gets to be like an RTS
Anonymous No.717164867 >>717165341
You are brown.
Anonymous No.717164880 >>717165112
>>717164748
>giving a shit about what compfags do
Damn I guess every game is dogshit if someone speedruns it because now you have to play it like a speedrunning troon huh
Anonymous No.717165112 >>717165258
>>717164880
that's the thing
if a game is built around speedrunning troons, its shit
if a game is built around russian-brand autism, its shit

>>717164827
>Is modern HoMM3 online played with a strict chess clock or something
yes, with features
Anonymous No.717165203 >>717165280 >>717165352
>>717164748
>i'm not interested in participating in your online autism genre-definition shitfit.
I think you should die.
Anonymous No.717165258
>>717165112
I can't think of any game built around speedrunning, yet troons will speedrun them anyway
Same with homm3 and russian autism
Anonymous No.717165280
>>717165203
NTA, but bullet chess and WC3 have a lot of similarities. Even though chess is "turn based", when you lower the time per turn enough, it starts to resemble an RTS
Anonymous No.717165341
>>717164867
OP BTFO TO THE MOON AND BACK!!!
BEST ARGUMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!
Anonymous No.717165351 >>717166815
>>717164748
you seem genuinely autistic or even retarded, Homm3 has MULTIPLE singleplayer campaigns, plethora of skirmish maps and infinite amount of user made content.
Anonymous No.717165352 >>717165387
>>717165203
>I think you should die.
my words really hurt you didn't they? good. that's why I said them. grow up, faggot
Anonymous No.717165387 >>717165486
>>717165352
>definition changing normalfag
You should die and burn in hell.
Anonymous No.717165462
>>717164748
Just wanna pile on and say you're retarded and should kill yourself.
Anonymous No.717165486
>>717165387
If you look carefully he never actually tried to change the definition you're just illiterate.
Anonymous No.717165614
>>717163958
Efreeti, demoniacs and Nymus
Anonymous No.717165669
Turn based 4x games are now real time strategy games because there are turn timers and hotkeys.
I am very enlightened and intelligent.
Anonymous No.717165691
Anonymous No.717165739 >>717165808 >>717165842 >>717165920 >>717178525 >>717179509 >>717179612 >>717185718 >>717188020 >>717189228
>>717164069
Gelu...one of the greatest to do it
Anonymous No.717165808
>>717165739
Mephala top of S tier?
Anonymous No.717165842
>>717165739
>galthran
>not SSS tier
>sir mullich
>not SSS tier
Anonymous No.717165920
>>717165739
>sir christian
>bigger sir christian
Anonymous No.717165937
>>717164748
You are stupid
Anonymous No.717166226 >>717166265 >>717166478 >>717171132 >>717188694
>wood
>stone
>crystals
>gems
>cauldrons
>sawdust
Anonymous No.717166265
>>717166226
>sawdust
it's sand, retard
Anonymous No.717166478
>>717166226
>not pots
Anonymous No.717166508
>>717164139
>dense crafted map in hmm2 is just more fun than the repetition of another generated jebus cross
Why not play custom map in HoMM 3 instead randomized one?
Anonymous No.717166590
>>717164139
>>717164748
Your problems with game are things you caused your or could avoid yourself
Anonymous No.717166757
>>717164421
That level of discourse is all that your mentally stunted ideas warrant. It is the most apposite response.
Anonymous No.717166815
>>717165351
nah he's just baiting (which is even worse than being retarded and something one should grow out of once they turn 18)
Anonymous No.717167010 >>717167987
>>717163267 (OP)
This is probably the best video game ever made
Anonymous No.717167363
>make one single bad play or even just misclick on turn 1
>lose game
I prefer HoMM5.
Anonymous No.717167739
Best custom scenarios?
Anonymous No.717167930
>>717163267 (OP)
>not wood place
You never played hotseat.
Anonymous No.717167987 >>717168325
>>717163267 (OP)
Still playing it to this day.

>map - free for all, large, (8)
>town - necropolis
>hero - moandor
>difficulty - highest
>no cheats or map reveal

I just chill and try to assemble Cloak of the Undead King for maximum hilarity. Stay in one castle, wait for them to attack you, grow your army to crazy numbers.

>>717167010
I change my mind between HOMM3 and Diablo 2
Anonymous No.717168083 >>717168132
>>717163267 (OP)
Same, and this is a drink mine.
Anonymous No.717168132 >>717168219
>>717168083
Imagine being the alchemist inside the drink house drinking from that giant straw in the cauldron
Anonymous No.717168219
>>717168132
shlorp shlorp shlorp
I also called sulfur sand, so sand mine it was.
Anonymous No.717168325 >>717168586 >>717169449
>>717167987
Here, proofs. This one was very fun. I had go and take over the top right castle to buy all the Cloak parts after some months when I killed enough heroes and saw they parts didn't spawn on the map initially. You also need to take over other castles temporarily for the town portal spell sometimes.
Anonymous No.717168586
>>717168325
oh and I've taken the other Necropolis to bait someone to come, I stay in mine and just spam end turn endlessly, but got bored and decided to bait them
Anonymous No.717169449 >>717169686
>>717168325
thats a lot of bone boys
Anonymous No.717169686
>>717169449
The damage is absurd. They delete everything.
Anonymous No.717169959 >>717170090 >>717179282 >>717187053
Here's my boy. Shackles of War and Bow of the Sharpshooter are a must for Liches.
Anonymous No.717170090 >>717170164
>>717169959
Get the combination armor artifact
Anonymous No.717170154
>>717163958
Demon farming, efreets + armageddon, arch devils.
Anonymous No.717170164
>>717170090
Those don't combine in that version. It's Heroes 3 Complete HD
Anonymous No.717170215 >>717170343 >>717173668
>>717163958
>demon race
>no succubus
>they are actually aliens and angels are mechs
Anonymous No.717170343
>>717170215
Yaldabaoth vs. Mekhane?
Anonymous No.717170826
Gems look tasty
Anonymous No.717171132 >>717171317 >>717172660 >>717174463
>>717166226
Puuta
KiviΓ€
Kristalleja
JalokiviΓ€
Patoja
Jauhoja
Anonymous No.717171317
>>717171132
Sorry, I don't speak Italian
Anonymous No.717171985 >>717172078 >>717172258 >>717188583
Anonymous No.717172078 >>717172234
>>717171985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIYMAuPEiE8
Anonymous No.717172234
>>717172078
What a vibe
Anonymous No.717172258 >>717172402
>>717171985
>pics you can hear
Anonymous No.717172402 >>717172458 >>717172804
>>717172258
If you got the extension, you can. Or use this:
https://files.catbox.moe/m1nm40.webm
Anonymous No.717172458
>>717172402
I don't need it, I hear it in my head
Anonymous No.717172660 >>717172901
>>717171132
>Puuta
>puta meams whore
This nigga playing homm3 with sex mods
Anonymous No.717172804 >>717172853
>>717172402
How come modern games don't have memorable soundtracks?
I've played hundreds of hour of various modern turn based games like civ6, total wahammer, age of wonders 5, and not a single one left any music on my long term memory.
Anonymous No.717172853 >>717172957 >>717173026
>>717172804
The composer's just really talented, HOMM4 has god tier soundtrack but nobody remembers it because the game itself was garbage.
Anonymous No.717172901
>>717172660
Shiva sex
Anonymous No.717172957 >>717173026
>>717172853
Half of the soundtrack in homm4 was stock music.
Anonymous No.717173026
>>717172853
>>717172957
this
Anonymous No.717173668
>>717170215
>they are actually aliens and angels are mechs
You can just ignore this lore because it's not that supported in Heroes games themselves
Anonymous No.717174463
>>717171132
Durva
Kazani
Kamik
Pesuk
Kristali
Minerali
Anonymous No.717175013 >>717178249
>>717164748
>A DOZEN PLAYERS PLAY WITHIN THESE LIMITING RULES THAT MEANS IT IS AN RTS
Anonymous No.717178249
>>717175013
If minimaxing is possible you literally MUST minimax
Anonymous No.717178525
>>717165739
tbf gelu needs to be moved to the
'actual retard who destroys the world tier'
Anonymous No.717179282
>>717169959
>gorillion power liches

ok i kek'd nice work Anon
Anonymous No.717179424
>>717164139
I too kind of prefer the simplicity of Heroes 2. There's less tactical options, and the graphics have a more hand-drawn look to them, I like that. Check out "freeheroes2" which optimizes it for modern PC:s.
Anonymous No.717179509
>>717165739
>galthran and vidomena not in S tier
you have shit tastes
Anonymous No.717179612
>>717165739
>No E tier for Eagle eye
Anonymous No.717179630 >>717179935 >>717180007
800x600 or as big as possible?
Anonymous No.717179779
For me its Ciele but i hate conflux units
Anonymous No.717179935
>>717179630
Somewhere in between.
Anonymous No.717180007
>>717179630
stretched 1180x664
a compromise between vanilla and too big
Anonymous No.717180417
>get sir mullich
>get expert tactics
>your crusaders now cross the battlefield in one turn
Anonymous No.717181927
>>717163267 (OP)
I called it a tree shop
Anonymous No.717182382
Realistically, how many towns can there be? The number needs to be a multiple of 3 for alignment autism.
Anonymous No.717183473
>>717163267 (OP)
Everyone does.
Anonymous No.717183779
>>717163975
Anonymous No.717185718
>>717165739
>Loynis
>C tier
Faggot
Anonymous No.717187053
>>717169959
lel
Anonymous No.717187541
I played with some anon from heroes3 thread on /vst/ it was fun and desu he HARD carried me.
THE JUDGE No.717187795
>>717164139
Denounce the Talmud.
Anonymous No.717188020
>>717165739
>Sandro in C tier
Absolute dogshit list
Anonymous No.717188583 >>717188984
>>717171985
Why does he look so different from the unit? Differently colored hair, differently colored chestplate
Anonymous No.717188694
>>717166226
>sticks
>rocks
>glass
>marbles
>bowls
>chicken salt
i was six the first time i played
Anonymous No.717188984
>>717188583
>Game art looks way different / More realistic and fantastical than the actual in-game counterpart

Sure sign of Soul
Anonymous No.717189228
>>717165739
Come at me