>>717165479
That's not meat, that's a beefsteak tomato.
The globe tomatoes you're used to have been bred to grow as quickly as possible, while providing next to no nutrition nor taste.
>>717163947
an interesting idea. reminds me of dead leaves rapid pregnancy and combat childbirth. the baby reaches out from the womb and fires pistols at the monster, then joins the fight
>terminally online >strong political opinions >entire personality is based around which political label he identifies with >spends more time virtue signalling on social media than he does working on his game >has a Patreon full of whales giving him money for an "update" every several months >game is forever in early access to continue coasting off Patreon shekels >has a discord without age restrictions that has a dedicated porn channel full of groomers >Collective ban/block lists are greater than the amount of people actually interested in the game >not from the USA but still absolutely obsessed with US politics for some reason >has some sort of emoji or flag or something in their username or profile
I could probably go on further, but we all know what the average indie dev is
>>717163823 (OP) >makes game with .37 cents worth of production values >puts it on stores for $30 because someone told them you have to price things highly so people think they have value