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Anonymous No.717163823 >>717163881 >>717163939 >>717163947 >>717165479 >>717168287 >>717168352
describe an average indie game developer
Anonymous No.717163854
tall, fit, beautiful, good at coding, quirky
Anonymous No.717163881
>>717163823 (OP)
Athiest furry activist with an obsession with nintendo.
Anonymous No.717163939
>>717163823 (OP)
Avocado works so well as filling.
Also that tomato is in dire need of some mayo and black pepper.
Anonymous No.717163947 >>717164005 >>717165605 >>717165696 >>717167008 >>717167730 >>717167804 >>717168929
>>717163823 (OP)
either a normie who thinks he's unique and quirky or pic related
Anonymous No.717164005
>>717163947
fucking gook stole my idea
Anonymous No.717165479 >>717165653
>>717163823 (OP)
mystery meat
Anonymous No.717165605
>>717163947
genius
Anonymous No.717165653
>>717165479
That's not meat, that's a beefsteak tomato.
The globe tomatoes you're used to have been bred to grow as quickly as possible, while providing next to no nutrition nor taste.
Anonymous No.717165678
describe an average indian game developer
Anonymous No.717165696
>>717163947
too powerful
Anonymous No.717167008
>>717163947
he actually went for it
Anonymous No.717167730
>>717163947
an interesting idea. reminds me of dead leaves rapid pregnancy and combat childbirth. the baby reaches out from the womb and fires pistols at the monster, then joins the fight
Anonymous No.717167804 >>717167980
>>717163947
Anonymous No.717167980
>>717167804
lmao
Anonymous No.717168049 >>717168859
>terminally online
>strong political opinions
>entire personality is based around which political label he identifies with
>spends more time virtue signalling on social media than he does working on his game
>has a Patreon full of whales giving him money for an "update" every several months
>game is forever in early access to continue coasting off Patreon shekels
>has a discord without age restrictions that has a dedicated porn channel full of groomers
>Collective ban/block lists are greater than the amount of people actually interested in the game
>not from the USA but still absolutely obsessed with US politics for some reason
>has some sort of emoji or flag or something in their username or profile
I could probably go on further, but we all know what the average indie dev is
Anonymous No.717168287
>>717163823 (OP)
The future.
Anonymous No.717168352
>>717163823 (OP)
>makes game with .37 cents worth of production values
>puts it on stores for $30 because someone told them you have to price things highly so people think they have value
Anonymous No.717168859 >>717169045
>>717168049
Holy projection
Anonymous No.717168929
>>717163947
my fucking hero
Anonymous No.717169045 >>717169469
>>717168859
I'm not going to buy your game.
Anonymous No.717169057
>makes underachieving /v/tards seethe
Anonymous No.717169469 >>717169572
>>717169045
Nigga, go interact with some actual indie game devs for once in your life
https://x.com/regularstudio_
https://x.com/SamUni_PS1
https://x.com/StudiosBunni
https://x.com/HoloHammer_
https://x.com/DSDigitalDev
Anonymous No.717169572
>>717169469
Nah, I'm not terminally online and addicted to social media.
I'm still not buying your game.