>6pm, sunday
>time to go to bed or fall asleep in front of monitor
are you even playing videogames anymore? what games?
it's so over.

itt: balding people

unc

I'm grinding the Wo-Chien raid in Pokemon Violet because the drops are on par with a 7 star raid but it can be completed in a fraction of the time.

>>717179718 (OP)
legal methylphenidate and legal lorazepam loop ad infinitum
I have become Big Boss in the cardboard box

Games? Gee if there were any good. Battlefield 6 looks pricey at 100 USD for the non-circumsized edition. Kernel level AC, i could flick my TPM and secureboot on, but will this anti-cheat shit work this time? I doubt it. Lobbies going to be flooded again with cheaters. Boring finisher animations, get close enough and get instant gratification kills with knives. Looks all very soulless.

The worst part about my condition is I do have fun, replaying old games. Everything modern feels like either a chore or straight up work simulator.

>>717179768
>itt: balding people
I have full hair, so does my dad. Does poor genetics run in your family?

>>717179804
>unc
Sup zoomer, hows the evape?

>>717180052
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1950941565201137664/vid/avc1/1920x1080/0vNAqM-Xt2I6pVZ0.mp4

trailer without the youtube shite

>>717179768
We don't make fun of the folliclaly challenged on this board.

>>717180139

>>717180290
>cope is making it look worse
>embrace is making it look worse
>ascend is making it look worse

>>717180439
It's how you carry yourself. Doesn't even matter if you are fat and balding if you have some muscle underneath and can stare.

A friend bought me one of those Chinese handheld things for my 30th birthday last week and I've just been replaying Mario 3 and Donkey Kong Country for the 99999999th time. The last console I bought was Wii U in 2012. Feels good man

>>717179718 (OP)
30+ is when I discovered I really liked video games
but I only like games without cutscenes or online bullshit only mp I like is coop with my zoomer gf
I'm doing a few crashmo maps with my morning coffee right now. I've grown to really appreciate is in the 3ds era

I'm going to be 37 in a few months and I still have a full head of hair. Maybe it's because I'm Autistic, it's like your body literally doesn't age because of this.

>>717181065
>30+ is when I discovered I really liked video games
Were you in a religious cult?

Do millennials unironically get triggered at the term "unc"? Most of us are legit uncles and we are all cool gamer uncles that play Mario Kart with our sister's sons, right?

How's Rockman 2 anyway?

31, been enjoying nightreign a lot. First game in years I'm playing just for the gameplay rather than a long ass story or some progression treadmill like most games nowadays

>>717180439
The solution is to just wear a hat all the time

32
been playing darktide for the past 2 months
sometimes i get invited to drink on weekends but most of the time i just play vidya. sometimes i work out or chat here with you people. live is very comfortable, if i werent mentally ill id probably enjoy it even more, or maybe i am mentally ill because my life is comfortable. in either case no complaints on my parts. I also like reading or audio books but couldnt get into it lately so i just mostly chat with chatgpt if i deem an idea or thought noteworthy. lifes good, i wish i could be left unbothered for the rest of my days. people would call it rot, i call it freedom. the only movement in my life i need is that inside of my head

im 34 i have 2 kids that take all my energy
i have a wife thats a doctor and makes 3x more than me and makes me hear it. she also never wants sex

i hate my life i want to go back

>>717182052
I get triggered by any NPC phrase from the zoomer mono-culture. Crash out, unc, frfr, unironically -- any phrase which gets repeated because you saw it on a Tiktok video is going to trigger me. Why can't you have separate sub-cultures who use different words? It's so weird to hear everyone saying the exact same thing.

>>717182323
>Crash out
this one is bothering me lately, it's in every youtube video title

>>717182052
we dont care what zoomers think. you are almost as bad as boomers

>>717179718 (OP)
32
I found out an ex-girlfriend passed away two years ago, at 30.
I had no idea.
We didn't keep up with each other really, but we were on good terms.
Last time I saw her was about 5 years ago.

>>717182052
I get triggered when other millenials use it, I'm fine with zoomers doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEFYHtXXkQ&ab_channel=RickSteubens

>>717182292
god i wish i could be a stay at home husband

36
i just got kicked out of college for cyberstalking a girl in FFXIV, the FBI came to my house and everything, and when word of the incident reached my school's police, i was deemed a dangerous individual
now i live with my mom again, i lost my college apartment where i fed the stray cats, although i managed to rescue 1 of them
i play FFXIV, Warcraft 3 custom maps, and whatever the newest friends slop game is

>>717182371
this. most zoomers are very robotic. i rarely feel any form of internal movement or mechanisms like soul inside of them. their women are also complete bitches

>>717179718 (OP)
>30+
I'll be 40 in s few years.

>>717179718 (OP)
I've been forcing myself to start and finish games despite my lack of interest.
It's been going well.
I've almost finished every Final Fantasy mainline.

>playing metal gear solid one in hard mode
>get stuck with the ocelot torture section
>keep dying when i get to the last button smashing turn
FUCKING HELL

>>717180439
dont let it grow out too much. keep it all clean. facial hair too. and dont be bald and skinny...your new home is the gym. is what it is

>>717182586
i wouldnt play final fantasy even for money

>>717182541
I wish I had a cat

>>717179768
Negative, full head of black hair here at 36.

https://youtu.be/Bs5QGN-zhwM?si=6DN4LT3CH1HEC972

>>717179718 (OP)
>30+ y/o playing video games

I think the Switch 2's default dpads hate my left thumb in particular, or maybe I won't be able to run dpads for hours at a time anymore
so uh I don't think I can actually make use of it as a mobile little console without propping it up on the little stand it came with and using a pro controller. I wish I played the demo for Labyrinth of refrain long enough to notice that, I would've bought it on PC instead.
I'm scared to see how my thumb fares vs Disgaea 7 on the steam deck
t. 32
>>717182816

>>717179718 (OP)
33 checking in. Just started MHGU for the first time and have been unable to do anything except play that and work. I find I may go a week to weeks without playing anything then find something like that and just no life it for a bit. Gaming is better in spurts opposed to an everyday thing.

34, in the process of getting laid off which sucks ass because I'm the primary breadwinner for the house, and I actually liked my job (which is rare in this day and age). On the flip side, my three year old has begun to play video games on her own - we're starting her on one of those obviously made for kids exploration games for our Switch so she can get used to the controls, and while she's adapting well to using the joystick and buttons, I underestimated how many times she would stop and say "look, Daddy! What is that?".