Thread 717180680

>game has an unreasonably long and complex lore
Dark Souls is definitely the poster boy for this

>>717180680 (OP)
I love e-celebs.
Fuck video games though.

niggerjanny

We love Thor here go back

>>717182162
this

>>717180680 (OP)
>A gachashit thread died for this

>>717182162
makes sense with the level of contrarianism here

seems like he has wised the fuck up and kept things on the downlow.

>>717182162
I honestly am amazed how many people on /v/ defend him and takes such an adamant stance against Stop Killing Games. Everywhere else people were all for SKG, except maybe Jason's Discord server.
I guess /v/ just sees something in him that other people don't. And sees SKG as communism

>>717182539
He's just on vacation for 2 weeks, something he should have done months ago

>>717180680 (OP)
>overly long and complex lore
Not really. A magic fire has to remain lit to stave off an invasion of monsters, and its up to you the chosen undead to make sure its lit. Its really simple

>>717182162
lol no.

The dudes a faggot.

surely every single channel everywhere crying about piratesoftware will not actually just be free advertisement to himself no matter how "notorious" he gets
same shit for DSP

>>717180680 (OP)
>Maldavius
no fucking way that's his name

>>717182162
I don't support Thor, but I do ERP with Maldavius Figtree

>>717182542
Stop promoting shills and retards to people.

I will not watch downfallslop

>>717180680 (OP)
Man, his was a pretty crazy read ill give it that.

>>717182681
That's like reading the back of a book

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqKmYxtjTWM

>he is a redditor and smears his shit everywhere

Makes sense.

this nigga got doxed in 2007 by /b/ for being an annoying gay faildoxing scriptkiddie
he uses /pol/ on the regular
stop giving him attention

>>717182162
Who is this "we"?

>>717180680 (OP)
>3-hour video
>An entire hour dedicated just to WoW and Ashes of Creation
Jesus Christ

>>717180680 (OP)
3.5 hours! I could eat an entire ass in that time!

>>717180680 (OP)
>average Wikipedian fags

>>717183002
he's one of us, you can go back to r/eddit

>>717183026
It's a Nintendo

>>717183137
but anon, Jason spent most of his hours at blizzard browsing reddit

>>717182162
makes sense, everyone here is a faggot who hates videogames

>>717183048
the guy got into a lot of shit on both of those games
need I remind you that he tried to bully an already established guild on an AoC server with just sheer numbers, but since all of his sycophants are shitters, the smaller, already established guild just stomped them so hard that Jason just abandoned his guild and the game in general, and let his sycophants to fend for themselves

this fag isn't even slightly interesting enough to talk about for 3 and a fucking half hours man

>>717183137
Yes, a man who used to have "loves narwhals and bacon" in his twitter bio is clearly an anon of the highest caliber.

>>717182162
fuck off , hating thor was the only reason i signed skg

>>717180680 (OP)
Imagine being so fucking annoying that you make a jeet look good

>>717182542
It's because since 4chan's latest great prank(2016 elections) we are infested with FBI agents, kike propagandists, lefty contrarianists, shills, spammers, autistic kidults and, worst of all, normies.

>>717182542
No he's just funny and we are old enough to understand that he's mentally ill and went through a lot of wack ass shit, and has father issues. though all his fault of course.

>>717183137
But he is a redditor.

>>717183513
>"i'm not a narcisist"
>proceed to act like a narcisist
Hilarus interview.

>>717183319
I mean, you're talking about a community who claimed that he was the greatest resource there was for game development information when the man only did a few mere minutes worth of genuine game development throughout his entire streaming career. What else would anyone need to know?

>>717183660
cope, he's a genuine oldfag

>>717183820
Makes me hate him even more. In 2007 4chan was truly browsed only by lolrandom proto redditors like him.

>>717180680 (OP)
>3 hours long
>18k views uploaded 10 hours ago
content farms are pathetic

>>717183513
>>717183720
I only skimmed it because pirate was just to insufferable to listen to, but you can tell doc jeet has to try really hard to not call him that.

>>717182785
DSP is actually charming in a way. Mald is more like Boogie

>>717184080
im gonna watch the slop while playing a game.
kino.

So the thing that's been on my mind is Jason's alleged Ikea Terracotta Gnome dildo.
Is there any evidence that it was actually a dildo and not the Ikea gnome?

>>717184283
1. it looks nothing like the ikea garden gnome
2. it has visible shit stains at the top
3. his old roomate confirmed it was a dildo because he would leave it in the bathroom unwashed and smelling of shit

>>717182542
He's a fellow redditor that's why
He got paid to play games for a living and would rather browse reddit instead. Of course /v/ loves him.

>>717182542
they're not seriously defending him, people just practice their rhetoric and debate skills by false flagging and ironically defending obviously wrong stances. Its fun to be contrarian and piss people off, so the best way to do it in this case is to agree with the guy everyone thinks is annoying.

At the end of the day its about how many (You)s you get, nothing else matters on /v/. In fact, you know he's indefensible simply due to the number of schizos trying to bait by playing double's advocate. You don't see people here spamming SONIC 3 IS THE BEST because it obviously is, so there's no discussion to be had there. You can't get (you)'s for that.

>>717180680 (OP)
men will lambast women for being gossips but will have oceans of frivolous e-celebrity/streamer drama memorised off the dome

>>717182162
lolno
we dump liquid shit on Jason Hall

>>717182162
no one likes you and finish your game faggot
>Thor
Jason plz

>>717184469
we don't talk about it in the open.

>>717183720
>"that's the most arrogant statement on the planet"
>makes this face
With how thin skinned this faggot is, I'm surprised he didn't snap during the video, the whole thing gotta be the biggest punch to his ego during the last 10 years, and he did it voluntarily

>>717180680 (OP)
>dont watch streamers
>see a 3 hour video either loving/hating a streamer that probably took 3x as long to make
Dont you younguns have a fucking job? Who has time to make or watch this shit?

>>717184353
>>717184353
>1. it looks nothing like the ikea garden gnome
You haven't seen it then I suppose? It looks LITERALLY like the Ikea garden gnome.

>>717180680 (OP)
Holy rent free

>>717182785
Yeah, those idiots keep forgetting that Concord was the most successful video game of all time, because of all the free marketing they got from people shitting on it.
Oh wait, welcome to the real world, dork.

>>717185025
Hi, anon. You are posting on 4chan right now. You made this post because you are butthurt and are lashing out about somebody doing something you aren't.
Think about that.

>>717185035
Even if he doesn't put it up his ass, which I am not convinced yet, am I supposed to believe he just happens to keep an ikea garden gnome in his bathroom as decor?

>>717185035
>Jason took the entire thing up on his ass
oooh weee

>>717182542
>I honestly am amazed how many people on /v/ defend him
It's either obvious shitposters, Jason's underage fanboys, or himself making such posts. Even 4chan wouldn't defend a guy who spends his free time killing small animals by shoving his dick inside of them.

>>717182542
Not your personal army

End your suffering, subhuman /pol/skin.

>>717182542
>woah how come /v/ doesn't approve a movement fueled by e-celebs, which brought tons of tourists into the website and almost ruined it, and instead supports a veteran 4chan that opposes it

>>717185458
hey LLM you're in the wrong thread

>>717184283
>>717185035
who the fuck keeps an ikea gnome in their bathroom

>>717185490
>veteran 4chan
BWHAHAHAHAAHAA, Aquanigger never beating the retard allegations

>>717180680 (OP)
Now this is just content farm at it's peak. Every single one of them repeats the same shit over and over and over.

And nobody talks about the furry porn in depth, surprisingly

>>717180680 (OP)
Why are we censoring the name of this video's uploader?
I can search the title of this video and find out. His name is Lord Crust.
I don't give a shit about this drama nor any of these people. BUt why is this there trend by modern internet users to censor the names of posters? Do these faggots realize how easy it is to just do a search? What information are you protecting anyway? If you're posting something on a public website, there's zero expectation of privacy. You're posting something in the fucking public.

>>717186240
Its to pretend they aren't advertising their own videos

>>717186240
I only do it so I don't get accused of being a shill/self-promoting my shit

>>717185978
It's true. There is a webm of pirate describing how old 4chan used to be and how much reddit sucks but I lost it, can someone else post it?

>>717184439
>people just practice their rhetoric and debate skills by false flagging and ironically defending obviously wrong stances
practice for what, fucking politics?

>>717186309
>>717186357
kek

>>717183513
>tell me I'm wrong
>okay

>>717185298
>>717185972
Well, you see, that's why it's weird. We don't know the exact context. It could be some kind of DIY project or something. Jason's gnome has discoloration on it, which is easy to get on terracotta, but it could also be because his gnome is rubber.
Also I don't think anybody found a dildo like this online, so if it is one, it must have been custom made to be exactly like the Ikea gnome, and given that the Ikea gnome doesn't exactly have a cult following as far as I know, the joke would seem too elaborate. That's just my personal opinion of course.

>>717182162
>muh contrary le opinion
Fuck off reddit there is no "we"

>>717186401
for wasting time online arguing with people, what else??

>>717182162
nah not doing the whole siding with the wrong guy for laugh and giggles like we did with Billy before Jobst was proven to be a dunce. Thor is massive narcissistic faggot and it would bring me immense joy to hear he hung himself. Give the ferret rescue to saner person. I bet they aren't even care well. Probably has shit all over the place.

>>717187090
>Give the ferret rescue to saner person. I bet they aren't even care well
It's worse than just not caring for them well. There's reason to believe he sexually abuses them since he commissions ferret porn art. Hanging himself isn't enough, he deserves to be locked up and brutally raped and tortured by inmates.

>>717182162
are We in the room with you right now?

>>717183513
>That's the most arrogant statement ever right? Tell me I'm wrong lol
>Haha, well I don't think so
>*Doctor does a double take and pauses*
>Well if you don't agree, you're just wrong
The headshake of "did I just hear what I thought I heard" never ceases to amuse me

>>717187090
People sided with Karl because billy is a faggot and still is a faggot lmao

>>717182162
I am fully aware of the new generation's obsession with being contrarian celebrity orbiters on this board, but all I'm saying is that there's probably better uses of your time than baiting with off-topic youtube videos and lawsuits.

>>717180680 (OP)
all these smears wont change that piratesoft was right

>>717183513
Honestly pretty fucking based, the Indian dr. hack couldn't handle him.
weak fucking doctor.

>>717180680 (OP)
90% of DS "lore" is just the schizophrenic hallucinations of simp retards high on Miyazaki's farts.

>>717188159
I thought you said DSP lore lol

>>717182162
Cum chalice slurping loser

>>717187429
Sex with daxter

>>717186369
Anyone who fucking describes /pol/ as OSINT either has never been in /pol/ or doesn't fucking know what OSINT is

>>717188386
Up to 2016 /pol/ was indeed OSINT

>>717180680 (OP)
Can't wait for her to troon out

>>717182162
Wrong. Only 1 e-celeb is allowed to be liked here.

>>717180680 (OP)
Is this guy still getting farmed for views?
This dead horse has been beaten to atoms.

>>717182162
You're embarrassing yourself

>>717188473
>dubs means an old primordial Egyptian God is with us
The INT in OSINT means intelligence anon

>>717188473
You were never in /pol/,
/pol/ was just an offshoot of /b/ because the fuckers wouldn't stop posting Rand Paul memes

>>717188686
The "intelligence" in OSINT does not mean wise or educated, it means collection of information of political or military value. I've never had to explain this to someone before and this is quite awkward.

>>717188797
Read the greentext fag

>this dude is actually going to troon out to try and bury all this shit behind the shield of transphobia
hahahahaaha

>>717188797
>information of value
>/pol/

>>717180680 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>is a gay furry abuser
>spazzes out about the following games: league of legends, even online, world of warcraft, every mmo he has ever played
>is universally hated by every community he was ever part of
>is a spoiled rich kid and product of nepotism
>completely useless at everything he does
>has an ego the size of manhattan

Am I forgetting anything?

>>717189398
he is baiting about transitioning to a woman in his discord the past week

he deserves every bad thing that happens for saying his name is "Thor" when his real name is Steve or something similar

>>717180680 (OP)
Literally a faggot who fucks ferrets because women can't into him
Faggot should hang himself just like xis 41% xisters lmao

>>717182542
That's not true in the slightest. The only people defending him have been obvious shitposters contrarians who want to bait (You)s.
I swear so many people here cant stop obvious fucking contrarian rage bait.

>>717189883
I defend him and I am not a shitposter nor do I want (you)s. Just telling you that we exist.

>>717185112
streamers don't spend $400M to try and make it into the space, retard-kun

>>717189960
Sure ,anon. here's your wanted (You) reply

>>717189302
Holy shit is that real.
dark ages

>>717190052
Here I'm returning the (you) because I genuinely do not want it. I defend Jason genuinely.

>>717182542
/v/ is contrarian to a fault. They hated PirateSoftware when people just saw him as a normal vidya streamer but now love him because everyone else hates him.

>>717180680 (OP)
anyone who streams with a face cam is a dumb gaywad

>>717180680 (OP)
wait, all that shit about his job experience at Blizzard and AmazonGames was a lie?

>>717190181
nobody here loves maldavius figtree

>>717189635
Jason, which isn't even a bad name.
It really shows how insecure he is if a badass hero name like "Jason" isn't "cool enough" for him.
"Jason Hall" could be an action game hero name. But no, gotta go with Maldavius Thor.

>>717183551
>normies
You just played yourself normalfag.

>>717190181
That's the funniest part.
So many people here were rightfully hating him when he was popular because everyone could clock that theres something wrong with him.
Only then when peoples presumptions were proven right that we have a bunch of people fervently baiting and purposely wanting to be WRONG just because it is now the popular opinion to dislike him.

Some people were too autistic and just followed along with hating him without any prior justification because they thought they were being contrarian and now they switched sides because they seemingly just never understood why anyone would and wouldn't hate or like him.

>>717182162
This but unironically

>>717182162
Oui? Non

>>717190414
Being a janitor or a worthless "QA Tester" somehow makes you ONE of them lol

>>717188575
why does /v/ like dsp so much, anyway? he's a narcissistic piece of shit just like Maldavius Fagtree

>>717180680 (OP)
Who has three hours for this shit?

>>717190891
this, OP should eat my entire ass dude

>>717190838
Because he's been OUR retard for a very long time, and he fucks chubby white women, not ferrets.

>>717191378
he has literally never been discussed on this website in a positive light.

>>717182987
>linking professional grifters youtube.
Farm that shit while it generates clicks, it"ll be over soon. Especially since law enforcement is now involved after he got swatted 3 times.

Its all so fucking tiresome, go play video games.

>>717189464
Becoming a tranny would make it illegal to criticize him. Genius plan.

>>717191771
no proof of him getting swatted even once

>>717187931
Do you see how many >yous he got? I think he's spending his time exactly how he wants to.

>>717188435
>no mentions of furry or sex with ferrets
8.5/10, I expected more

>>717182162
fpbp

>>717192024
mainstream animator has to play it safe

>>717192162
The shriveled breast had me believe otherwise.

>>717192385
animated moobs are far safer than anything that happens in a yiff session, and I'm sadly talking from experience.

>>717182542
You are a complete retard, this place would be unironically pro tranny if they were the underdogs in another timeline, this place is contrariarism to the core

>>717182162
>We
get out

>>717182542
The fuck are you talking about, you baiting piece of shit. Nobody on /v/ is defending him, nor are most retards against SKD on /v/.
I'm against SKG and """""people""""" like you automatically assume I support this fucker because of it.

>>717182542
I fucking LOVE going against my own interests you FAGGOT!

>>717185340
I like more to do woooooo