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Anonymous No.717181758 >>717185864 >>717187212 >>717192704
Warlocks > Sorcerers
Anonymous No.717182651 >>717184143 >>717185747 >>717185887 >>717186821
>studying is for nerds, I cast fireball by rizz
How do sorcerers make any sense? It's so stupid it hurts.
Anonymous No.717184143
>>717182651
>believe you can cast a fireball
>cast a fireball
vs
>do complex ritual and invent a bullshit mechanistic system underpinning the entire universe to allow yourself to believe you can cast a fireball if everything is just right
>cast a fireball
Anonymous No.717185626
>My demon told me how to cast a fireball
How do warlocks make any sense? It's so stupid it hurts.
Anonymous No.717185747 >>717186465
>>717182651
Sorcerer's inherit their magic through their bloodline and cast through force of will
Anonymous No.717185864
>>717181758 (OP)
>t.
Anonymous No.717185868
>get magic by selling your bussy to a being with zero moral compass or concern for your well being
stupid
>get magic by having it passed down via bloodline
gay
>get magic by studying and learning how to cast on your own merits
chad
Anonymous No.717185887
>>717182651
>Heh, I levelled up by adventuring (or getting gold in older editions). This bypasses the decades of study I'd normally need to be a great Wizard
Wizards are even worse. Atleast the power of a sorcerer comes from within, so just doing things making them stronger makes sense.
Anonymous No.717186328 >>717186360 >>717187007 >>717187337
Which has the biggest hat?
Anonymous No.717186360
>>717186328
Wizards, always
Anonymous No.717186465 >>717186707 >>717187938
>>717185747
So then why aren't Sorcerers limited to tiefling or Dragonborn?
Anonymous No.717186707
>>717186465
Why would they be? The magic in your bloodline can come for a number of sources. Even if it comes from devil/demon blood, it might not manifest fully it does for tieflings. Tieflings can still have two human parents.
Anonymous No.717186821
>>717182651
Charisma as a stat is.... kinda stupid
Then again to each their own
Anonymous No.717187007
>>717186328
Clerics, for thousands of years. Big hat = big piety.
Anonymous No.717187078
>D&D warlocks gain their magic from a demonic pact
>The literal meaning of warlock is 'pactbreaker'
BRAVO HASBRO
Anonymous No.717187212 >>717188075
>>717181758 (OP)
This is very fun, but I do not have 2-6 friends.
I am 33 yo married man. Game is great btw
Anonymous No.717187337 >>717187419
>>717186328
Witch has the biggest hat. Because she likes fashion.
Anonymous No.717187419 >>717187659
>>717187337
>INT caster
>female only class
Explain
Anonymous No.717187659
>>717187419
>Explain
If you had the INT to understand, I wouldn't need to.
Are you a woman, anon?
Anonymous No.717187938
>>717186465
Because dragons, like Zeus, like to fuck all manners of beings.
Anonymous No.717188075
>>717187212
I played a few hours, got a bit old after a while.
Hoping the dev actually adds more, but for $3 I'm satisfied
Anonymous No.717188089 >>717188679
KILL ALL MAGIC KEKS
Anonymous No.717188679
>>717188089
>KILL ALL MAGIC KE-
LIGHTENING BOLT
FIREBALL
PENIS SHRINKING CURSE
Anonymous No.717190031
Anonymous No.717190330
>PENIS INVERSION
>LABIAL ERUPTION

tranny game
Anonymous No.717192704 >>717195612
>>717181758 (OP)
warlocks are cooler sorcerers are nepo babys
Anonymous No.717193150
there's a Mage College, but is there a Witch Sorority?
Anonymous No.717195612
>>717192704
True.