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https://files.catbox.moe/tpwkrw.jpeg No.717192627 >>717192741 >>717192886 >>717192913 >>717192975 >>717193039 >>717193051 >>717193505 >>717193569 >>717194757 >>717195632 >>717196975 >>717197816 >>717200764 >>717202003 >>717203004 >>717203306 >>717205060 >>717205191 >>717205985 >>717207069 >>717207138 >>717207987 >>717208373 >>717212483
now that mario is 100% confirmed to never ever be romantically involved with peach, who should he be paired with? pauline? rosalina?
Anonymous No.717192715
anal with Pauline
Anonymous No.717192741
>>717192627 (OP)
Rosalina is still a bit too short in this pic.
Anonymous No.717192886 >>717192951 >>717201475
>>717192627 (OP)
at least rosalina has the bigger cock
Anonymous No.717192913
>>717192627 (OP)
Why does Rosalina want to have big tits? Who does she have to impress?
Anonymous No.717192923
I don't know about Regular Mario, but Paper Mario has impregnated every single female companion from every game he's been in. And 3D Luigi from the 3DS crossover dressed as Peach.
Anonymous No.717192951 >>717193487
>>717192886
Proof?
Anonymous No.717192975 >>717193213
>>717192627 (OP)
How did Rosalina get pregnant to birth a new galaxy?
Anonymous No.717193039
>>717192627 (OP)
Rosalina's physique is better in this.
Anonymous No.717193051
>>717192627 (OP)
Me
Anonymous No.717193213
>>717192975
She rode me all night the day before
Anonymous No.717193487 >>717193602 >>717203004 >>717208460 >>717208783 >>717208913
>>717192951
https://files.catbox.moe/5y8h4x.mp4
Anonymous No.717193505 >>717195775
>>717192627 (OP)
I don't know why people are freaking out about it. They were never going to change Mario's status quo. It'll always be:
>Mario and Peach are vaguely romantic but it doesn't go anywhere
Anonymous No.717193543
Rosalina is built how a princess should be.
Peach is a literal bimbo
Anonymous No.717193569
>>717192627 (OP)
would still take Rosalina because she's taller
Anonymous No.717193602
>>717193487
god I wish I was that handkerchief
Anonymous No.717194757 >>717195036
>>717192627 (OP)
>Dot eyes
i cant fap to this...
Anonymous No.717194857 >>717195008 >>717195020
I am attractive and girls like this approach me. Even girls taller than me. But i am diagnosed with autism and always fumble. What do i do.
Anonymous No.717195008 >>717195442
>>717194857
first you have to stop making up scenarios for strangers on the internet, the rest will follow
Anonymous No.717195020
>>717194857
If it makes you feel better I'm in the same spot as you but I'm a manlet and still fumbled a girl who later became a model.
Anonymous No.717195036
>>717194757
Skill issue
Anonymous No.717195442
>>717195008
One girls very first question toward me was "what girls do you like" and she asked to play with my hair for like a full minute. I kept on stuttering and acted so jittery. Im so cooked
Anonymous No.717195552
Why is there video games on my porn board?
Anonymous No.717195632
>>717192627 (OP)
None, because...
Anonymous No.717195775 >>717203150
>>717193505
>Mario and Peach are dating but it will never go beyond that
Is very different from
>Mario and Peach are not an item
Anonymous No.717196075 >>717196636 >>717198246 >>717200471
If Miyamoto wasn't a spiteful hack, they should have ran with Rosalina's massive popularity and made her Mario's new main princess. He and Peach had zero chemistry anyways.
Anonymous No.717196636
>>717196075
>Mario fucking his alternate timeline niece
Anonymous No.717196975
>>717192627 (OP)
STBA > BTBA > STSA > BTSA
Anonymous No.717197816
>>717192627 (OP)
>who should he be paired with?
I think you missed the point
Anonymous No.717198246 >>717210617
>>717196075
What massive popularity? Even back then she was viewed by most as a peach clone in a blue dress
Anonymous No.717200471 >>717201340
>>717196075
She shouldn't be the main princess, she should be a recurring character for space-related stories and spinoffs
Anonymous No.717200764
>>717192627 (OP)
Its a kids game, sex doesn't exist
Anonymous No.717201340
>>717200471
She shouldn't be recurring. After Galaxy they should have either retire her or shove her into her own spin-off like they did Wario, having her only showing back up in the sports games
Anonymous No.717201475 >>717202952 >>717210718 >>717213953
>>717192886
tpbp
Anonymous No.717202003
>>717192627 (OP)
luigi
Anonymous No.717202952 >>717203115 >>717203260 >>717209062
>>717201475
>Amazing looking porn animation
>Look inside
>Futa on futa garbage
Anonymous No.717203004
>>717192627 (OP)
Nobody. It's status quo. Mario and Peache's feelings towards each other will always vary (think Zelda and his princess) but never actually have them together because then that'd either shift their "plot" together forward or it'd bring complaint when it's undone next iteration. You can likewise have her humor or hate Bowser to any degree and it won't stick as Mortal Enemy or Surprising Love Interest because he's still just the antagonist they like to play tennis and board games with. There's not even anything personal or political to it, you're not stupid if you felt there was chemistry, but business demands it doesn't matter.
>>717193487
For me it's the sfm of several piranha plants sucking/kissing her all over
Anonymous No.717203115 >>717203276
>>717202952
>Amazing looking
Not especially?
>Futa on futa garbage
Well sure what did you think was going on in this? In positive reply to a post about their dicks?
Anonymous No.717203150
>>717195775
they never said mario and peach are not a good an item. the Japanese version said they are very close.
Anonymous No.717203260
>>717202952
I think you mean futa on futa GOLD
Anonymous No.717203276 >>717204650
>>717203115
>Not especially?
Compared to the usual 3D/AI garbage I see flooding Rule 34 sites, it certainly is
Anonymous No.717203306
>>717192627 (OP)

Make him a bitter incel
Anonymous No.717203535
Pauline.
Anonymous No.717204650 >>717205317 >>717205526
>>717203276
It's tween animation. That's the 2d equivalent to slop
Anonymous No.717205060
>>717192627 (OP)
bowser.
Anonymous No.717205191 >>717205295 >>717205474
>>717192627 (OP)
Mario will never be paired with anyone, Welcome to NuNintendo faggots KEK
Anonymous No.717205295
>>717205191
>Nu
Sorry which game had them dating?
Anonymous No.717205317 >>717210718
>>717204650
>It's tween animation.
It's not though
Anonymous No.717205474
>>717205191
I miss him everyday
Anonymous No.717205526 >>717207157
>>717204650
Sounds like a you problem honestly. It can be done well or poorly, just like any other style of animation. Most porn animations online show such poor grasp of animation fundamentals that the question of what technique was used doesn't even enter the picture.
Anonymous No.717205985 >>717206357
>>717192627 (OP)
>futatard thread
why are these definitely not faggots so obsessed with cock
Anonymous No.717206357
>>717205985
Vaginas are scary, intimidating, unknown territory. A woman with a cock is alluring because you're heterosexual but working with a tool you're experienced in handling.
Anonymous No.717206705
Peach obviously bounced on Bowser's BBC
Anonymous No.717207069 >>717207231 >>717210270 >>717210276
>>717192627 (OP)
Anonymous No.717207138 >>717207534
>>717192627 (OP)
A man who saves whole kingdoms many times over should never be tied down by one woman.
Anonymous No.717207157 >>717208550
>>717205526
It can be done well, but proper hand drawn animation will always look better
Anonymous No.717207231 >>717208065
>>717207069
bigger
Anonymous No.717207534
>>717207138
>kersti
nope
Anonymous No.717207987
>>717192627 (OP)
But he has
Mario had sex with both Peach and Rosalina in a threesome and got them both pregnant with twins
1000% canon I swear
You can even read about it here
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9440325/1/
Anonymous No.717208065 >>717208301 >>717208340 >>717208887 >>717209065 >>717210098 >>717210276
>>717207231
Anonymous No.717208301
>>717208065
bigger
Anonymous No.717208340
>>717208065
Taller
Anonymous No.717208373
>>717192627 (OP)
Bigger
Anonymous No.717208460
>>717193487
wtf daisy lazy bitch help out
Anonymous No.717208550 >>717208957
>>717207157
Yeah, and take 5-10x the work hours to produce the same amount of footage.
Anonymous No.717208783
>>717193487
So Peach has to eat that soggy biscuit?
Anonymous No.717208887
>>717208065
Needs bulge
Anonymous No.717208913
>>717193487
Weird how it's always thick milky white
Anonymous No.717208957
>>717208550
Good art takes time, yes
Anonymous No.717209062 >>717210524
>>717202952
>not appreciating the exquisite shape and form of penises
Low T
Anonymous No.717209065 >>717209370 >>717210098 >>717210276 >>717210292
>>717208065
Ez fix.
Anonymous No.717209370
>>717209065
finally the right version
Anonymous No.717209430 >>717210321
tiny tits are better
Anonymous No.717210098 >>717210134 >>717212035
>>717208065
>>717209065
You're going to have to change the text, since the joke won't make sense with the edits now.
Anonymous No.717210134
>>717210098
Nah fuck you is a request.
Anonymous No.717210270
>>717207069
Editanon, can you make Rosa taller?
Anonymous No.717210276
>>717209065
>>717208065
>>717207069
Now add Rosalina’s third morning star wand
Anonymous No.717210292
>>717209065
Where are the nipples?
Anonymous No.717210321
>>717209430
Anonymous No.717210524 >>717210627
>>717209062
tranny
Anonymous No.717210617
>>717198246
You're coping or weren't on the internet when URMRGAY was new, because Rosalina was THE most breakout Nintendo character in decades
For both genuine and lewds/waifu reasons
Anonymous No.717210627
>>717210524
I stick to ancient Greek traditions while you cling to new age Christianity. You progressive scum.
Anonymous No.717210718
>>717201475
>>717205317
BASED
Anonymous No.717212035
>>717210098
It's "fuck you, mine are backbreakers"
Anonymous No.717212351 >>717213996
Look i love woman as much as the next guy but pussy just looks like some crazy looking flesh monster they aren't as aesthetic as penis is
Anonymous No.717212483 >>717212573
>>717192627 (OP)
Anonymous No.717212573
>>717212483
How does it feel to be a faggot?
Anonymous No.717213953 >>717214178 >>717214436
>>717201475
sauce?
Anonymous No.717213996
>>717212351
Cocks are great but it is annoying they wow attached to guys who i can't find attractive at all
Anonymous No.717214178
>>717213953
Tabasco
Anonymous No.717214436
>>717213953
HardDegenerate