>presses one button to create a "Steam sale"
>millions of NPCs immediately flock like flies to shit, to participate in ritual humiliation
>in sync in real-time a jacuzzi tub fills with freshly harvested child blood, providing high level of rejuvenation
>moments later 5 pounds of baby foreskins are brought to him on a silver platter to feast upon
>the yacht is on course to a private island
>millions of NPCs immediately flock like flies to shit, to participate in ritual humiliation
>in sync in real-time a jacuzzi tub fills with freshly harvested child blood, providing high level of rejuvenation
>moments later 5 pounds of baby foreskins are brought to him on a silver platter to feast upon
>the yacht is on course to a private island
