Thread 717195253

Can I play next?

No

>>717195253 (OP)
Sure, lil' buddy

>>717195253 (OP)
I would stop gaming to make a fuss of the cat and if you wouldn't you're fucking GAY

>>717195498
Rent freeeeeeeee

Nah, one more

>>717195650
just like toxo in your brain, funny how that works

>>717195253 (OP)
get in line

>>717195829
I dont get toxo as I'm allergic to pussy

>>717195253 (OP)
not meow

>>717195498
Lmfao this tranny madddddd

>>717195576
kitten just wants an iota of love

>>717195576
he's eepy

Can we go outside instead?

>>717195253 (OP)
>>717195576
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>717196368
sure
>throws you out of a moving vehicle

>>717196368
I want to live in this photo

Toxotransmosis coded thread

>>717196418
99% of animal-to-human rabies transmission is done by dogs

dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom

>>717197191
I can't even tell if this is deflection or moving the goalposts

rent free

>>717196418
contrary to popular belief, cats only shed toxoplasmosis for a short two week window IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE, because after the first infection they become immune and are no longer capable of spreading toxoplasmosis

>>717195253 (OP)
>tranimal

obsessed

i-is that... a CAT?!?
TOXOTOXOTOXOTOXOTOXOTOXO

>>717197992
cats are inherently jewish though

I feel like spending a night in a hotel just to get a break from my cat. I just want a night of uninterrupted sleep and a bed to myself.

>>717198160
piss off redditranny

>>717195253 (OP)
nop

IF I got a cat it would probably rip me open using its claws and kill me so I stay safe without one.

>>717198214
got more buzzwords for me?

AYO HOL UP....*barks at literally nothing for several hours*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....*attacks toddler unprovoked*.....YOU BE SAYIN...LIKE....*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*...WE WUZ....SUM...*farts rancid corpse gas*....SUM FINNA....*kills neighbours cat*....LIKE...SUM FINNA.....*tears brand new $7000 mattress to pieces*.....WE WUZ SUM.....*consistently stinks like putrid shit*....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN-*gets hit by car*

>>717195498
>>717195829
>>717196418
>>717197101
Obsessed Dogcuck

>>717198160
amerigolems worship both dogs and jews. coincidence?

>>717198292
>dogs out of nowhere
obsessed

>>717198269
holy shit is this real? how did he learn to do that?

>>717198268
>got more buzzwords for me?
t. "tranimal" "toxotransmosis" spammer

>>717198346
Anon there are probably like four dance studios within walking distance if you live in a city.

>>717195253 (OP)
Why do currycels and ivan niggers hate animals so much?

>>717198490
Yo Chang, no falseflagging, ok?

>>717198457
not everyone is the boogeyman freak

>go to 'cat parent' house
>whole place stinks of cat shit
>litterbox is in some unused room or laundry (still stinks up the entire house)
>furniture and doors are all scratched to shit
>cat decides at 3am it's playtime and starts running riot
>is completely unsociable until it gets hungry

>>717198346
he linked up with chuck shiesty

>>717198587
yeah but dogs

>>717198587
sounds like the average brown persons house as well

>>717198587
>go to 'dog parent' house
>whole place stinks of wet fur, piss, and shit
>dog puked and ate the puke
>stains all over the carpet from piss and shit
>dog proceeds to jump all over everyone and try to hump them
>HE'S JUST BEING FRIENDLY!
>barks/yelps constantly and doesn't shut the fuck up
>save to walk it multiple times a day so it doesn't shit in the house
>shits all over the yard, can't walk anywhere because no one cleans it up
>eat shit in said yard and tries to lick you
>pukes again
Don't even get me started on shitbull owners.

>>717199119
well yeah, who do you think worships cats like gods? buying a bunch of useless toys they'll never touch (pay tribute)

>>717198587
This has to be the laziest fuck you visited if this isn't just fanfic, litter box is the easiest thing to clean and not leave polluted air unlike how dogs end up leaving a house stinky

Toxo gang REPRESENT

>>717199767
Got more where these came from.

I love cats so much bros I wish they could all be happy but unfortunately they reproduce like vermin if left unchecked and people kill them.

>>717199185
this post reeks of seethe not even joking go cool off before embarassing yourself again

>>717199985
Leash your dog faggot.

I saw an orange cat while cycling from store. It made sounds at me, probably wanted to play vidya with me.

>>717198160
they were worshipped by egyptians
egyptians enslaved jews
chceckmate

>>717198587
Thing is: cat pisses him self on daily basis, each 1 minute, every cat person is also cat piss drinker.

gonna have to say that i love this cat (x24)

>>717196368
Non-primate animals do not smile. It sends me into an autistic rage every time some retarded normgroid thinks a dog that is uncomfortable and panting is """"""smiling :)""""""

>>717199767

Here's my cat, we're practically joined at the hip, she really helped me during my divorce.

>>717199847
what a cutie

>>717199294
>well yeah, who do you think worships cats like gods?
White millenials who use them as a child replacement.
Fuck off retard, did you really think that would work?

>>717202079
And she has a bountiful harvest of beans.
>>717202002
Oof, sorry to hear. But it's good that you have such a clingy kot buddy.

>>717202382

Cheers. I'm honestly a dog person and have had dogs before but some cats really are very dog-like and loyal. Not what I expected at all, would recommend.

People who hate cats and small-breed dogs need to be tested for Cute-Aggression which is linked to high levels of Not Being White.
Also blacks are hugely jealous of White People's love for our pets because AYO U SPEN MONY ON CAT BUT U WON SPEN MONI ON DEM PROGRAMS FO OUR KEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I FINNA KILL YPIPO CAT

Although in this case I think the actual issue is people show adoration for cats even in photographs while the average person on /v/ feels attention starved and affection starved, and they take it out on small animals because they know if they tried something with another person society as a whole would be happy to see them put down because they are ugly and weird.
It's endless seethe because people look at cats and say Aww, while they themselves have only ever been greeted with Ew.

>>717202270

I was told white millennials use dogs as child replacements, people on the internet would never lie right

>>717202780

I love big dogs and cats, but I absolutely detest most small dogs (with the exception of Corgis). It seems like most small dog breeds have chronic manlet syndrome and they are irrationally aggressive and super vocal to the point of annoyance.

I'm almost certain it's the breed since I've had neighbors who own both small dogs and big dogs so they're both socialized in the same environment, but by and large big dogs are sweet and the small dogs are all little shits.

>>717202780
>People who hate cats and small-breed dogs need to be tested for Cute-Aggression which is linked to high levels of Not Being White.
You know you'd be onto something if they didn't have a fetish for miscegenation with white people.

>>717202780
it broke, hilarious

>>717203043
I've only ever seen it with chihuahuas and pomeranians. Jack Russels and terriers and such are usually chill as fuck.
Until they see a rat or something, holy shit the rat-killing instinct runs deep in them.

I love my dumbass cat

>>717203261
>You know you'd be onto something if they didn't have a fetish for miscegenation with white people.
Domination fetish bred out of jealousy.
Look at the jeets who constantly go on about fucking white girls and saying white men are inferior. To the point that they harrass white women on holiday in India to have a photograph with them and then post it online saying he fucked her.

>my thread for boomers talking about video games gets banned
>everybody in the thread got a 3 day
>this thread stays up
What the fuck? Are the mods here actually zoomers?

I like both cats and dogs.

>>717203438
Cats are 4chan culture newfag

>>717203438
You should have posted more cats.

>>717203438
The internet is for porn and pictures of cats. Not videogames.

>>717203438
>>everybody in the thread got a 3 day
lol this doesn't happen
your thread was off topic but you just aren't saying

TOXOPLASMOSIS

>>717203272
Sorry man, but it's true.
You're like that polish guy who shot his ex's new boyfriend in the head in front of her and then killed himself.
And before he even hit the ground she had completely forgotten him, dropping down and clutching her boyfriend's body.
He died an unloved loser.
Same shit, except replace the boyfriend with a cat and shooting it with seething about it online.
And replace the girlfriend with "Any girl who ever existed in your immediate vicinity."

Ew.

>>717203438
Generals are not allowed on /v/.
Cats, gatcha generals, and c*nny are A-OK though.

>>717201783
Domesticated dogs actually have evolved to smile

cats on the other hand have not, the best and closest you get to them smiling is a long blink at you

>>717203671
No he convened the boomerfaggot council and they did an official accounting of 4chan Boomer Ban Status.

>>717203438
Cat website.

>>717203438
>my thread for boomers talking about video games

>>717203783
please stop embarrassing yourself
go outside, make some friends, participate in some activities. you desperately need it

Where are my ToxoCHADS at?

>>717203438
https://files.catbox.moe/axsm1o.mp4

Cats are /v/ideo games.

>>717204078
No.
Also being a JUST SOCIALIZE faggot on /v/ of all places is the bigger embarrassment, honestly.

>>717204384
This.
Being a failed normie on 4chan is embarrassing.

I miss my cat :(

>>717204384
>>717204451
lol
so cute, the failed normalfag found out how to reply to itself

>>717203436
>Look at the jeets who constantly go on about fucking white girls and saying white men are inferior.
That is envy, not jealousy. The two have similar meanings but envy implies a longing for something someone else possesses, jealousy more implying the fear of losing something to someone else. They have nothing nobody wants, the envy comes from wanting something in return for all the hard work and slavery they genuinely suffer from. It's also why envy is more respectable than jealousy, an envious man is at least wise to what he wants an a jealous man is ignorant to what he wants which is why he's always in fear of losing more.

Fuck dogs AND cats. I don't want any animals in my living space period. Why would you literally want a living shit and piss factory in your house

>>717195576
god cats are stupid
i love em

>>717197191
yeah but 60% of people don't have rabies.

>>717204605
>anon when he finds out he is also a living shit and piss factory
at least dogs do it outside, cat's shit gets all over the kitchen counter

>>717204738
Sounds like you're a terrible cat owner.

>>717204073
Yes.
>>717189648

>>717204874
not me, you freaks think it's normal

Man I really miss having a cat around. I grew up around them and it was always nice when they would lay on my lap and purr away whenever I was gaming. Sadly my allergies can't handle animals as much anymore so it would be a choice between having a cat friend again or being able to breathe. I also don't think I can deal with them eventually passing away anymore after having watched all of my parent's cats die.

>>717204631
dogs are better than cats

i also miss my cat

Cats are the most Aryan animal !!!!

>>717203368
>Only dumb assholes get in this box

>>717204990
i like dogs too
not everything is a competition and you should be glad for that
otherwise you would never stop losing

>>717205160
>m
of course the indian is talking about being aryan again

>>717205089
>checkmate Mr. Whiskers

>>717195253 (OP)
Toxochadsmosis thread

>>717205228
>of course the ind-ACK!

i don't understand how anti-cat retards continue to ""function""

arururururururururururu awooooo arf arf

>>717205423
I know you love cow dung but you can leave the cat shit for your toxosisters
they need it to ""function""

>>717205590
>I kno-ACK
sneed about it nigga!

>>717196418
>>717197191
>>717198292
>>717195498
>>717197101
>>717197992
>>717198160
why are underage sharty/electiontourist faggots like this towards animals? this is 4chan, you niggers do not fit in

>>717201783
You're right about panting but SOME dogs absolutely do "smile", not sure about cats.

>>717201783
It's scientifically proved that dogs smiles when opening their mouths and panting with the tongue moving. It's a literal sign of happiness. Same as barking.

>>717205734
cats shouldn't smoke, it isn't good for their lungs

>>717205758
>towards animals
not all animals, only towards pests (cats and mosquitos for example)

>>717205831
cats are 4chan and you are a nigger

>>717205825
True…

>anti dog and anti cat debate
>like both
what's with the hostility

>>717195829
>t.seething brownoid
Just don’t eat cat shit and undercooked meat retard.

>>717205935
underage shartyfags and polnigger election tourists

>>717204732
>11% toxochads
Holy based

>>717203438
There's a reason the jannies deserved that doxxing

>>717205758
it's a troll, just ignore

cats are reddit, this is a known fact by everyone that isn't delusional

>>717205935
if they started making half-decent posts and not just constant namecalling about every other boogeyman, I might've stopped trying to get them to kill themselves, but here we are
they admit they're mentally ill by claiming they're ''toxochads'' but can't see the irony, it's baffling
their retarded spectacle is more than enough for me, proving how mentally ill they are to every lurker
anyways I'm out, no more tard wrangling for today

>>717204732
yea and guess what retard, almost ALL cases are from undercooked meat, get your facts straight.

Where birbbros?

>>717204990
On opposite day

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