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Anonymous No.717200227 [Report] >>717200552 >>717200690 >>717200723 >>717200738 >>717200770 >>717200857 >>717200886 >>717200893 >>717201086 >>717201103 >>717201142 >>717201464 >>717203056 >>717203114 >>717204737 >>717205092
>game has unconventional weapons
Anonymous No.717200552 [Report] >>717200830
>>717200227 (OP)
I can’t express how retarded and low tech that is
Anonymous No.717200690 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can't express how silly and fun that is
Anonymous No.717200723 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can’t express how retarded and cool tech that is
Anonymous No.717200738 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can't express how awesome and based that is
Anonymous No.717200770 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can't express how horny and erect I am.
Anonymous No.717200830 [Report] >>717203006
>>717200552
>I can’t express how retarded and low tech that is
so tendies will buy it up?
Anonymous No.717200857 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can't express
Anonymous No.717200886 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can't.
I just can't.
Anonymous No.717200893 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I can't decide whether you should live or die.
Anonymous No.717200928 [Report] >>717201193 >>717201405 >>717204132
>could we make machines more efficient?
>could we cut back on our astronomical amount of pollution?
>nahhh here look at this gay faggot shit I made and well just blame "climate change"tm and coal miners or some shit
Anonymous No.717200980 [Report]
these tiny chink drones have a battery life of 2 minutes btw
Anonymous No.717201086 [Report] >>717201120
>>717200227 (OP)
What's the source?
Anonymous No.717201103 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
Why doesn't the video show his hand motions when the drone was doing those flips?
Why is every single video from China a deception?
Anonymous No.717201120 [Report] >>717201153
>>717201086
i think its powered by electricity
Anonymous No.717201142 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
I
Anonymous No.717201153 [Report]
>>717201120
Big if true
Anonymous No.717201193 [Report]
>>717200928
Anonymous No.717201405 [Report] >>717202497 >>717202741
>>717200928
why do amerifats cope like this about their 19th century fossil fuel addiction? your uniparty demands more fracking. it's not like you get a vote about the power grid either way.
Anonymous No.717201464 [Report] >>717202271
>>717200227 (OP)
wuxia niggas did this with 0 technology. so lame that dysgenics have cucked us of our natural powers and we can only cope by spending money on stupid toys.
ever wonder why our ancestors didn't have videogames? they didn't need them.
Anonymous No.717202271 [Report]
>>717201464
Nobody cultivates their golden core anymore, fucking kids these days.
Anonymous No.717202497 [Report]
>>717201405
Why do europoors think their opinion matters?
Anonymous No.717202741 [Report] >>717202897 >>717203093 >>717203712 >>717203906 >>717204106 >>717204859
>>717201405
We have a big cultural issue in America where change and progress is seen as a leftist thing, also some weird "im tough" obsession by a lot of people. For example a not so low number of people in the US consider EV cars not a men thing because the cars arent loud and produce smoke, like the worse it smells of burned oil the manlier it is. Stuff like that, the issue is im sure its gonna cost us when places like China just leapfrog in tech because they weren't arguing if cheap solar energy was gay or not.
Anonymous No.717202863 [Report] >>717202934
Meng Hao walked into the McDonald's. The cultivator taking his order gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of burger eating.
"Give me... a Happy Meal!"
The cultivator's face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. "You couldn't afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Don't you see that there are Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters waiting behind you? Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald's coupons onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible!
"I'll take that Happy Meal with a side order of fries, " Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. "And let me see your manager!"
The cashier cultivator coughed up a mouthful of ketchup. He simply could not handle Meng Hao's killing intent, because he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin' Qi, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.
It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. "You dare make trouble here?"
"P... Patriarch Hamburglar!"
Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents of the way into the Big Mac Realm, plus tax! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered outward, killing several onlookers. Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all this happen through the window.
Anonymous No.717202897 [Report]
>>717202741
You're weird and when you vote against your own self-preservation you will have nothing no progress no gay ass future no innovations nothing. You'll be essentially a dead, static country like China.
Anonymous No.717202934 [Report] >>717203038
>>717202863
Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed down to a 2 patty stack that could fit into his mouth! Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheese. His pupils constricted.
"Is this... Seeking the McRib stage??"
Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a McDonald's. "Burger Devouring Scripture! I'm Lovin' It!"
With the first keyword of the Burger Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Quarter Pounder With Cheese stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly burger shone down with the contours of a golden arch as 9 illusory burgers floated around Meng Hao's body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I've never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao's power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn't appeared in over 400 chapters!

"Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Fruit Smoothie Guillotine! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!"

Meng Hao's expression was the same as ever as he slapped his bag of holding, and brought out his karmic ketchup packet, Fry Cook Lord medallion, seventeen different wooden time spatulas, a five-coloured resurrection coupon, the silk burger wrapper, various souls of lightning McNuggets that he may or may not still have, and his mask of the legacy of Ronald McDonald. Oh, and the image of a flying Chicken Snack Wrap dragon appeared. Remember that? It was basically his Main Thing at the start of the novel, but quietly faded into irrelevance. Until now! All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the space of only a few breaths. "What! Impossible!"
Anonymous No.717203006 [Report]
>>717200830
You would
Anonymous No.717203038 [Report] >>717203386
>>717202934
Meng Hao wanted to summon the parrot as well, but it was too overcome with eroticism by the purple fur depicted on a nearby poster of Grimace, and was busy drilling out a glory hole straight through the poster, and the wall it was pinned to, with its strong parrot erection.
But it was more than enough. The Hamburglar's soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.
Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone's bags of holding which probably didn't have any cool shit inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don't worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the McDonald's.

"Guess I'll be taking that Happy Meal... to go!"
Anonymous No.717203056 [Report] >>717203190 >>717203217 >>717203242
>>717200227 (OP)
I don't even know what's AI anymore.
Anonymous No.717203093 [Report]
>>717202741
>EV cars not a men thing because the cars arent loud and produce smoke, like the worse it smells of burned oil the manlier it is.
Also I'm doubting you're American since literally only boomers care about that and burning fumes from lithium batteries can fuck you up for life from one inhalation. That's not much safer than what you described.
Anonymous No.717203114 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
Stupid fucking chinks
Anonymous No.717203186 [Report] >>717203340 >>717203615
>game lets you bully NPCs
Anonymous No.717203190 [Report]
>>717203056
It's not AI, it's a shitty Chinese drone controlled by a custom controller containing a gyroscope.
It's not hard to make something like this yourself.
Anonymous No.717203217 [Report]
>>717203056
The bugmen are going to destroy you.
Anonymous No.717203242 [Report]
>>717203056
You can buy one of those for like 20-30 bucks. The future is now.
Anonymous No.717203340 [Report]
>>717203186
I hate aislop so fucking much.
Anonymous No.717203386 [Report]
>>717203038
two fries cannot match four patties...
Anonymous No.717203615 [Report]
>>717203186
American seagulls are crazy
Anonymous No.717203712 [Report]
>>717202741
there's a 79% you're a flip-flop wearing third-worlder
Anonymous No.717203906 [Report]
>>717202741
If you really cared about the environment you would support nuking India and china
Anonymous No.717204106 [Report]
>>717202741
Seething brown hands typed up this post.
Anonymous No.717204132 [Report]
>>717200928
Are you implying that the flying knife creator personally could've made green energy come to pass? Or that the flying knife is doing serious environmental harm?
Anonymous No.717204737 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
why did the camera cut away from the hand during the flip tricks
Anonymous No.717204859 [Report]
>>717202741
Truth nuke leaving seethers flailing with no hope of cope
Anonymous No.717205092 [Report]
>>717200227 (OP)
>mount a camera on this
>take it to a Japanese middle school