Thread 717202149

>Teachers
>With large asses
>In streamerbait games
What do you call this trope?

Mommy issues?

>>717202879
Lolicon is the mommy issue fetish though.

>>717202940
No, that's (straight) shota (boydiddlers need not apply)

>>717202879
Sex

>>717202149 (OP)
Geezeranon here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

>>717202149 (OP)
Video games is a hobby for kids and teens. Most boys want to fuck that one hot teacher, so it just plays into that.

>>717202149 (OP)
Hazy memories from when you were a kid and your face was right in their ass level.

>>717202149 (OP)
ginger bush

>>717202149 (OP)
Memories

>>717202149 (OP)
sex

sex with dorks

>>717202149 (OP)
whats so weird about it? everyone knew that kid who was in love with a teacher, hell some anons from here probably were in love or just had the hots for one of their teachers...
Its actually kind of weird and retarded how most people think that kids never think of sexual stuff, hormones start to do their work above the 8 mark, not always but i had some friends who already were sneaking porn mags at their 7.

>>717202149 (OP)
I think it's neat

>>717212281
Teachers aren't dorks

>>717212567
I remember I was 10 when I first masturbated and it wasn't to porn, it was to that scene in Goldeneye when Xenya tries to suffocate Bond with her thighs

It wasn't pornography but it still inspired something in me

>>717216591
Sex.
with.
dorks.

DORKS
GET
PORKED

>>717202149 (OP)
Two instances don't make it a trope
Kys

>>717219015
cope

>>717202879
no thats people into milfs
>>717212281
indeed you know whats up

>>717202149 (OP)
Which one is the one on the right?

One of my teachers used to sit on my desk and it was one of those combined desk chairs so I had to brace my legs to counterbalance her weight while also peaking around her back to take notes. I want to go back.

>>717202149 (OP)
Miss Delight wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cCLbYwyl0Y&ab_channel=KidWizard

>>717202149 (OP)
If you were forced to fuck either one, which would you choose?

>>717222723
Yes

>>717222723
Both. And it wouldn't be forced.

>>717222723
Nightmare Waifu, I'll sprint right after the fact, much to my dismay.

Teacher mother figures.

>>717223951
Yes, that's kind of what teachers are.....

how many threads must we have

>>717222079
kid wizard you fucking angel

>>717222079
Single best part of her game, wish there was an entire horror game of just doll women with exposed joints

>>717224648
I just wish she was more important. Would've made for a better chapter villain than Catnap if written well enough.

>>717224648
Sorry but Mommy Longlegs was the best part

I'm a teacher.

>>717226185
How badly do you want to kill the kids in your classroom?

>>717226185
Tell me a horror story about it.
Every teacher has one.

>>717226284
I teach high schoolers. There's always a turd here or there, but strength of personality goes a long way to not letting them make you miserable. I like the job.

>>717226386
What flavor do you want? I haven't really had anything happen to me personally, though I am guessing some people would be freaked out by shit like being stuck in a lockdown during summer with no AC because a nog brought a pistol to school. I kept a metal bar in my classroom for such occasions. Probably the most horrifying stuff has been kids having pretty terrible drug-induced seizures, having a classroom of kids witness a teacher become crippled from some neurological issues (when I got in there he was curled in a ball moaning in pain and could not respond as the kids sat there in terror). Saw a sub shit her pants and it came out the pants leg as she went down the hall. She actually came back a few weeks later. I can't imagine.

>>717226702
The substitute committed shart in mart? I wouldn't be able to show my face at that school ever again.

>>717223951
love them chumby thighs and that tummy pouch
>>717224319
feed her that oreo shake

>>717217009
I want you to know you are an anon of utmost taste.

>>717226848
It was an older lady and they were more solid than liquid. There was another sub who barely spoke and would just sit there and read the bible to himself in class. The kids would taunt him and ask him where the hoes were at (he would meekly respond in his house as the kids howled). Eventually after provoking him enough, he would let out a bloodcurdling scream and the kids would back off for a bit.

>>717226386
I had a retarded kid slam his head into a cinder block wall multiple times after denying him snack time. It was like 7:30 AM

>>717225142
>Could've had a whole Chapter revolve around strange toy women who look and act the same
>Got the cat instead
>Furries and Roblox groomers have now ensured we'll never get anything but the cat ever again
Grim. She would've worked with the whole daycare setting a lot better. She was still the standout for me.

>>717226185
If you could hypothetically have sex with your students with 0 consequences, would you?

>>717227673
No, in the same way I would not have sex with someone mentally retarded were there 0 consequences. If you work with students long enough and aren't brain damaged, you realize they exist in another world even if physically they are closer to adults than younger children. Their view of the world is incomplete and they are struggling to figure out who they are and where they fit. Women fuck students because they are self-absorbed and cling desperately to youth.

>>717228121
Not him but do you know other teachers who you think would do it?

>>717202149 (OP)
reminder that the guy who posted about the character on the right HATES gooners for ruining her, and that you should feel ashamed OP!

>>717228367
I've met some, sure. They all make the same mistake of trying to be friends with students. I'm sure you know some adults that act like they are still in high school-- it's primarily those types. Coaches get to spend a lot of unstructured time with students so those are commonly vectors for misbehavior. There are also just weak-willed people who have never gotten attention before and fall prey to teenage lust pointed their way. You're an authority figure-- some girl is going to get off to you.

>>717228531
>it was supposed to just be a hear me out, i didn't want PORN to be posted this much!

>>717227434
She could've definitely been the ringleader of the smiling critters, acting as their soothing mother figure and guidance, who runs Playcare. While Catnap can be her loyal teacher's pet and guard. She's directly against the Prototype as well as humans, which is why Ollie(Prototype) helps you defeat her so he can take her and Catnap's parts.

>>717226185
Tenured faculty in higher ed here. You have my condolences.

>>717228531
Good, honestly. I hope more things get ruined for people like this.

>>717202149 (OP)
Never heard of it.

>>717212281
based dorkanon

reminder people don't care when women rape little boys

>>717231531
Oh no, how traumatic.
a little boy is having his weiner wrung dry by an older woman's pussy, possibly knocking her up.
He will never recover, manbros....

I find it kinda cute that sometimes kids will call teachers mom accidently. I don't know why it happens but i assume it has to be because how much trust the kid has in a particular teacher

>>717233786
It's societal roles. It's usually sad as many kids have NOBODY that fucking cares about them but mom and teacher.

>>717231531
You are absolutely correct. And quite a few of them just find it hot.

>>717231531
It builds character

streamerbait is code word for popular game

>>717234684
Yeah...popular among streamers.
btfo
/end thread

>>717234223
When I posted that I never really thought about it before, but since I did call a teacher mom at least once and looking bad how things were back then for me, it makes a lot of sense :(

>>717235367
If it makes you feel better, students like that are frequently career defining for the k-12 types.

>>717228531
>ya'll lowkey ruined it
Maybe leave xitter then, braindead zoomer fag.

>>717227007
Something about that is more depressing than the crippled teacher

How do you describe the size of her butt?

>>717234223
No need to be such a downer. I had a happy childhood and still called my teacher mom by accident.
It's just kids' brain getting confused.

>>717240706
steatopygic

>>717202149 (OP)
Oiled up cheeks

>>717240706
Big

>>717202149 (OP)
>What do you call this trope?
I call it "Growing Up Watching Pixar Movies, and cartoons by Genndy Tartakovsky and Butch Hartman"

>>717240706
Dunno, I'm gonna need some time to analyze it with my face and tongue.

>>717246963
only big?

>>717202149 (OP)
boobs > ass therefore Ms. Jiggletits will always be superior

>>717202149 (OP)
I love the Spanish VA of Miss Rivers

>>717240706
HYPERMASSIVE

>>717240706
Galactic

>>717240706
sauce?

>>717202149 (OP)
jesus I want to have sex with that thing on the right

>>717251524
https://x.com/MyBigBAWS/status/1950574467010462015/photo/1

>>717231531
I get angry
It should have been me not him